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A food critic visits a local restaurant to review its food for the town magazine. The owner welcomes him and shows him to the table. The food is presented to him and after a while, the critic calls the owner to say that there is something missing in his bowl of soup. The owner asks whether it is too spicy or sweet or salty. When the food critic says no, the owner decides to taste the soup himself but he can't find the spoon. "Yeah," says the critic, "that's what is missing."
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Jeff Larsson || RW || Newfoundland Berserkers / Manhattan Rage || 952 TPE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Jeff Larsson Playstyle: Setup Man Career: S62-S71 Height: 6'1 Weight: 205 Number: 15 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S61: Drafted in the SMJHL Draft #28 (2nd round) by the Newfoundland Beserkers S62: Drafted in the SHL Draft #15 (1st round) by the Manhattan Rage S66: Traded to the Toronto North Stars S71: Final Season in the SHL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S62 Four Star Cup Champion S63 Four Star Cup Champion S64 Four Star Cup Champion S64 WJC Gold ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jeff Hunziker || C || Quebec City Citadelles || 360 TPE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Jeff Hunziker Playstyle: Sniper Career: S71-Present Height: 5'7 Weight: 155 Number: 96 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S71: Drafted in the SMJHL Draft #17 (2nd round) by the Quebec City Citadelles S72: Drafted in the SHL Draft #24 (2nd round) by the Minnesota Monarchs ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Links : Updates | Player Page | Bank
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KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kari Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 185 lbs NUMBER: 33 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75 S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94 S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130 S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162 S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183 S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210 S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131 S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115 S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138 S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72 S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19 TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 LAP: DNQ S26 LAP: DNQ S27 LAP: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP: DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15 S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38 S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23 S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4 S36 LAP: DNQ S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35 TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115 ------------------------------------------------------------ TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED NAME: Tatu Mäkelä BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland HEIGHT: 5'11" WEIGHT: 180 lbs NUMBER: 65 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86 S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78 S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65 S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51 S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63 S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71 S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73 S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76 S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70 S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66 S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72 S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50 S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71 S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98 TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 BUF: DNQ S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10 S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10 S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8 S44 BUF: DNQ S45 BUF: DNQ S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28 S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18 S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32 S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8 S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12 S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11 S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26 S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13 TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176 ------------------------------------------------------------ KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kolja Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 225 lbs NUMBER: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0 S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37 S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24 S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71 S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70 TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S53 DET: DNP S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3 S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0 S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7 S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34 TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44 ------------------------------------------------------------ KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 69 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134 S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194 S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148 S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212 S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230 S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326 S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269 S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297 S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257 S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281 S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305 S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164 TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263 SHL PLAYOFF STATS S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24 S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25 S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33 S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41 S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62 S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75 S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13 S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25 S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97 S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25 S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33 S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37 TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | DETROIT FALCONS NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor HEIGHT: 6'6" WEIGHT: 240 lbs NUMBER: 75 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------
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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
There was a face off in the corner
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Nothing really comes to mind right now but I had a good laugh recently when jp wrote this to rice in our discord: I used to spend all night thinking of ways to give you less ice time
11-20-2021, 07:57 PM
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There once was this streamer, and I asked him what player had the highest BoFA stat. He asked what that was and I told him bofa deeze nuts. He retired.
G | S62 | Brick Wall | Great Falls Grizzlies | Montreal Patriotes | Team Czechia ----------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'8" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 35 Birthplace: Galway, Ireland ---------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics SMJHL Regular Season S61 | 58 GP | 28 W | 1667 S | 3.28 GAA | 4 SO | 0.900 SV% S62 | 51 GP | 27 W | 1428 S | 2.78 GAA | 5 SO | 0.910 SV% S63 | 49 GP | 31 W | 1147 S | 2.56 GAA | 2 SO | 0.900 SV% S64 | 37 GP | 15 W | 1223 S | 3.07 GAA | 2 SO | 0.915 SV% Totals | 195 GP | 101 W | 2.93 GAA | 13 SO | .906 SV% SMJHL Playoffs S61 | 12 GP | 5 W | 357 S | 3.50 GAA | 1 SO | 0.895 SV% S62 | 4 GP | 0 W | 138 S | 3.52 GAA | 0 SO | 0.908 SV% S63 | 14 GP | 8 W | 312 S | 2.54 GAA | 1 SO | 0.894 SV% Totals | 30 GP | 13 W | 3.05 GAA | 2 SO | .897 SV % WJC Round Robin S61 | British Isles | 8 GP | 2 W | 234 S | 2.94 GAA | 0 SO | 0.907 SV% S62 | British Isles | 9 GP | 6 W | 177 S | 2.59 GAA | 0 SO | 0.881 SV% S63 | British Isles | 12 GP | 3 W | 328 S | 3.97 GAA | 0 SO | 0.877 SV% S64 | UCORCAL | 7 GP | 4 W | 216 S | 2.69 GAA | 2 SO | 0.919 SV% WJC Knockout Rounds S61 | British Isles | 1 GP | 0 W | 22 S | 1.62 GAA | 0 SO | 0.917 SV% S62 | British Isles | 3 GP | 3 W | 76 S | 0.67 GAA | 1 SO | 0.974 SV% S63 | British Isles | 1 GP | 0 W | 43 S | 4.00 GAA | 0 SO | 0.915 SV% S64 | UCORCAL | 1 GP | 0 W | 32 S | 3.01 GAA | 0 SO | 0.914 SV% SHL Regular Season S64 | 13 GP | 6 W | 390 S | 2.82 GAA | 0 SO | 0.920 SV% S65 | 47 GP | 14 W | 1700 S | 3.63 GAA | 2 SO | 0.914 SV% S66 | 51 GP | 31 W | 1526 S | 3.09 GAA | 3 SO | 0.908 SV% S67 | 52 GP | 28 W | 1326 S | 3.21 GAA | 5 SO | 0.896 SV% S68 | 55 GP | 32 W | 1439 S | 2.93 GAA | 4 SO | 0.901 SV% S69 | 54 GP | 40 W | 1438 S | 2.59 GAA | 6 SO | 0.911 SV% S70 | 54 GP | 35 W | 1566 S | 3.02 GAA | 4 SO | 0.906 SV% S71 | 54 GP | 38 W | 1586 S | 2.78 GAA | 5 SO | 0.914 SV% S72 | 55 GP | 35 W | 1640 S | 2.96 GAA | 6 SO | 0.910 SV% Totals | 435 GP | 259 W | 12,611 S | 3.00 GAA | 35 SO | 0.908 SV % SHL Playoffs S66 | 6 GP | 2 W | 188 S | 2.77 GAA | 0 SO | 0.913 SV% S67 | 16 GP | 10 W | 542 S | 2.96 GAA | 1 SO | 0.920 SV% S68 | 6 GP | 2 W | 209 S | 4.12 GAA | 0 SO | 0.886 SV% S69 | 10 GP | 6 W | 278 S | 2.83 GAA | 0 SO | 0.911 SV% S70 | 13 GP | 7 W | 388 S | 3.07 GAA | 0 SO | 0.904 SV% S71 | 3 GP | 0 W | 100 S | 4.34 GAA | 0 SO | 0.885 SV% S72 | 10 GP | 5 W | 343 S | 2.89 GAA | 0 SO | 0.920 SV% Totals | 64 GP | 32 W | 2,048 S | 3.12 GAA | 1 SO | 0.910 SV% IIHF Round Robin S63 | Ireland | 3 GP | 2 W | 55 S | 1.86 GAA | 0 SO | 0.932 SV% S64 | Czechia | 4 GP | 1 W | 125 S | 4.02 GAA | 0 SO | 0.887 SV% S65 | Czechia | 12 GP | 7 W | 373 S | 4.10 GAA | 0 SO | 0.888 SV% S66 | Czechia | 12 GP | 3 W | 360 S | 3.71 GAA | 0 SO | 0.889 SV% S67 | Czechia | 12 GP | 5 W | 322 S | 2.54 GAA | 1 SO | 0.912 SV% S68 | Czechia | 12 GP | 6 W | 319 S | 2.40 GAA | 1 SO | 0.917 SV% S69 | Czechia | 12 GP | 6 W | 356 S | 3.34 GAA | 2 SO | 0.899 SV% S70 | Czechia | 9 GP | 2 W | 194 S | 3.07 GAA | 1 SO | 0.882 SV% S71 | Czechia |10 GP | 4 W | 254 S | 2.65 GAA | 0 SO | 0.904 SV% IIHF Knockout Rounds S65 | Czechia | 2 GP | 1 W | 80 S | 3.00 GAA | 0 SO | 0.930 SV% S68 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 42 S | 2.64 GAA | 0 SO | 0.933 SV% S69 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 16 S | 4.06 GAA | 0 SO | 0.800 SV% S71 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 25 S | 3.04 GAA | 0 SO | 0.893 SV% Awards S62 | WJC Gold Medal - British Isles (player & GM) S62 | SMJHL All-Star Game S62 | Nominee - Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated S62 | Nominee - Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player (nominated by Nevada) S64 | Nominee - Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie S66 | SHL All-Star Game S66 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender) S66 | 1st Team All-SHL S68 | 3rd Team All-SHL S68 | SHL All-Star Game S69 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender) S69 | Nominee - Ron Mexico Award (Most Valuable Player) S69 | 1st Team All-SHL S70 | Nominee - John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender) S70 | 2nd Team All-SHL S71 | SHL All-Star Game S71 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender) S71 | Mike Honcho Trophy (Fewest Goals Allowed) S71 | 1st Team All-SHL S72 | SHL All-Star Game S72 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender) S72 | Mike Honcho Trophy (Fewest Goals Allowed) S72 | 1st Team All-SHL Team Awards Great Falls Grizzlies S61 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader S61 | "Boo Boo" Award - Best Rookie S62 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader S63 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader S63 | "Bear Necessities" Award - Best Media Piece - "S63 Parlay Watch" S64 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader S64 | "Bear Necessities" Award - Best Media Piece - "Pinch me, I'm no longer Irish" Montreal Patriotes S64 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award S64 | Rising Star Award S65 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award S69 | Golden Poutine Team MVP S70 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award S70 | Golden Poutine Team MVP RD | S75 | Journey Man | KEL | VAN | SDT | MTL | International FA ----------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'10" Weight: 180 lbs Number: 7 Birthplace: Sovereign Citizen, World ---------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics SMJHL Regular Season S74 - KEL | 66 GP | 5 G | 15 A | 20 PTS | -26 +/- | 59 BLK | 67 H | 95.5 PDO S75 - KEL | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | -2 +/- | 11 BLK | 0 H | 99.3 PDO S75 - VAN | 63 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 PTS | -59 +/- | 146 BLK | 99 H | 95.4 PDO Totals | 133 GP | 10 G | 24 A | 34 PTS | -87 +/- | 216 BLK | 166 H SMJHL Playoffs S74 - KEL | 6 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -4 +/- | 4 BLK | 6 H | 97.6 PDO S75 - VAN | 7 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 PTS | +4 +/- | 7 BLK | 10 H | 107.0 PDO Totals | 13 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 PTS | 0 +/- | 11 BLK | 16 H WJC Round Robin S73 | ICE | 12 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -3 +/- | 11 BLK | 12 H | 97.7 PDO S74 | WOR | 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 PTS | -7 +/- | 23 BLK | 18 H | 94.1 PDO S75 | WOR | 12 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | +4 +/- | 34 BLK | 18 H | 98.0 PDO Totals | 36 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 PTS | -6 +/- | 68 BLK | 48 H WJC Knockout Rounds S73 | ICE | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | 1 +/- | 1 BLK | 2 H | 110.0 PDO S75 | WOR | 3 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | 5 +/- | 1 BLK | 1 H | 111.6 PDO Totals | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | 6 +/- | 2 BLK | 3 H Awards S75 | WJC Silver Medal - World S75 | Elias Armia Award: Commissioner Award Team Awards Kelowna Knights S74 | Maxim Horvat Award - Top Rookie
Symmetrik
This actually made me laugh earlier today, someone showed me a video of the recoil control of the Deagle in CSGO perfectly matches the song Stayin Alive and I literally burst out laughing.
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Christian Kinsinger || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 2042 Peak TPE || Height: 6'2" Weight: 212 lbs Luca Veccelli || C || Retired || 1093 Peak TPE || Height: 6'3" Weight: 208 lbs Chris York || RW || Retired || 1817 Peak TPE || HOF || Height: 5'10" Weight: 184 lbs Prince George Firebirds GM (S34-S36) Toronto North Stars GM (S37-S43)
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We've all seen great birds in the trees... But have you ever seen an elephant hiding in the trees?
No? That's because they're so good at hiding.
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no bigger joke than watching toronto suffer for the past IRL years getting slapped around in their division from hell... tbh idk nours stache is probably a close second man
Been watching impractical jokers lately and some of the stuff they pull is hilarious. Super harmless, and just 4 guys having fun. Best parts is when they have to present a PowerPoint presentation put together by the others. Always have me in tears
Yngve "Oskar" Simonsson || Left Wing || Seattle Argonauts || Name: Yngve Simonsson (aka. Oskar Simonsson) Age: 20 Height: 5'10" Weight: 180 Birthplace: Luleå, Sweden Number: 26 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: S58 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 22 | P: 47 | +/-: -42 | PIMS: 21 | Shots: 170 S59 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 23 | P: 36 | +/-: -22 | PIMS: 20 | Shots: 150 S60 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 20 | P: 29 | +/-: -34 | PIMS: 22 | Shots: 158 S61 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 31 | P: 52 | +/-: +22 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 188 S62 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 28 | P: 43 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 8 | Shots: 182 S63 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 19 | P: 43 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 193 S64 | SFP | GP: 47 | G: 9 | A: 25 | P: 34 | +/-: +14 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 97 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs Stats: S58 | SFP | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -7 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 20 S59 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 14 S60 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 7 S61 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13 S62 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11 S63 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S55 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/-: -9 | PIMS: 16 | Shots: 95 S56 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 21 | P: 33 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 10 | Shots: 124 S57 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 26 | P: 53 | +/-: 9 | PIMS: 18 | Shots: 203 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Stats: S55 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 6 S56 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 19 S57 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- WJC Stats S54 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -11 | Shots: 7 S55 | SWE | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 21 S56 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 20 S57 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: +4 | Shots: 31 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Stats S58 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -4 | Shots: 10 S59 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: +5 | Shots: 10 S60 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | PIMS: 10 | +/-: +6 | Shots: 10 S62 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S55 -- Drafted Round 1, 11th Overall by Detroit Falcons S56 -- Drafted Round 1, 7th Overall by San Francisco Pride Signed 3 year, $7,500,000 contract with San Francisco Pride ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Honors S57 -- Named Detroit Falcons Alternate Captain S57 -- SMJHL All-Star S58 -- Named San Francisco Pride Alternate Captain S58 -- Ryan Jesster (Rookie of the Year) Trophy Nominee S58 -- Named to All-Rookie Team Jean-Pierre Gay || Retired || Name: Jean-Pierre Gay Age: 32 Height: 6'6" Weight: 239 lbs Birthplace: Wilcox, SASK, Canada Number: 7 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S43 | COL | GP: 45 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 40 | Hits: 48 | SB: 32 S44 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 12 | P: 18 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 89 | Hits: 107 | SB: 59 S45 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/-: +13 | PIM: 63 | Hits: 113 | SB: 39 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats: S43 | COL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 10 | Hits: 5 | SB: 13 S44 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 34 | Hits: 44 | SB: 18 S45 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 56 | Hits: 35 | SB: 21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: S46 | HAM | GP: 46 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +10 | PIM: 61 | Hits: 125 | SB: 53 S47 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 84 | SB: 35 S48 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 31 | Hits: 65 | SB: 32 S49 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 82 | SB: 75 S50 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +8 | PIM: 71 | Hits: 86 | SB: 56 S51 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 114 | Hits: 131 | SB: 57 S52 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | +/-: -17 | PIM: 78 | Hits: 140 | SB: 62 S53 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 28 | Hits: 52 | SB: 22 S54 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 26 | Hits: 84 | SB: 23 TOT | GP: 446 | G: 8 | A: 68 | P: 76 | +/-: -28 | PIMS: 505 | Hits: 849 | SB: 415 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats: S46 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 38 | SB: 11 S48 | HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 6 | SB: 1 S50 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 4 | SB: 7 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Transactions: S44: Drafted 14th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks S44: Signed 1 year 2 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S45: Signed 1 year 1 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S46: Signed 3 year 3 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S49: Signed 3 year 6 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S51: Traded to the Texas Renegades from the Hamilton Steelhawks S52: Signed 2 year 4 million dollar contract with Texas Renegades ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Transactions: S43: Drafted 4th Overall by Colorado Raptors Beau Bent || Retired || Name: Beau Bent Position: Centre Age: 46 Height: 6'1" Weight: 205 lbs Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario Number: 20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S29 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 54 S30 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 33 | P: 54 | +/-: 11 | Shots: 172 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Stats S29 | KEL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 31 S30 | KEL | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 37 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 14 | P: 23 | +/-: -7 | Shots: 106 S32 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 10| A: 12 | P: 22 | +/-: -15 | Shots: 155 S33 | POR | GP: 7 | G: 3 | A: 0 | P: 3 | +/-: -10 | Shots: 8 S33 | TEX | GP: 43 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: -6 | Shots: 37 S34 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -12 | Shots: 61 S35 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 42 S36 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 4 | P: 11 | +/-: -13 | Shots: 61 S38 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 164 S39 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: +17 | Shots: 151 S40 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 158 S41 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 24 | P: 47 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 175 S42 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 25 | P: 38 | +/-: +2 | Shots: 125 TOT | GP: 550 | G: 131 | A: 149 | P: 280 | +/-: -49 | Shots: 1,243 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NLA Regular Season Stats S37 | DAV | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 13 | P: 29 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 142 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs Stats S34 | TEX | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 6 S35 | TEX | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 7 S36 | TEX | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 21 S40 | TEX | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions SMJHL: Undrafted Signed: Kelowna Knights $2,000,000 (S29) SHL: Undrafted Signed: Signed as Undrafted Free Agent by Portland Admirals Traded: Traded to the Texas Renegades (S33) Released and Loaned by Texas Renegades to HC Davos (S37) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Accomplishments: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team (S31) Named Portland Admirals Captain (S32) Won Challenge Cup With Texas (S36) Matthew Buchesner || Retired || Name: Matthew Buchesner Position: Defense Age: 63 Height: 6'2" Weight: 216 lbs Birthplace: Sacramento, California Number: 55 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S12 | CHI | GP: 39 | G: 4 | A: 16 | P: 20 | PIMS: 34 | +/-: 3 | Hits: 62 | SB: 40 | S13 | VAN | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 13 | SB: 8 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Stats S12 | CHI | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 19 | SB: 9 | S13 | VAN | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 9 | SB: 3 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S13 | LVK | GP: 49 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 45 | SB: 32 | S14 | LVK | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | PIMS: 40 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 81 | SB: 71 | S15 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: 23 | PIMS: 61 | +/-: 5 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 | S16 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 54| +/-: -1 | Hits: 148 | SB: 75 | S17 | SEA | GP: 38 | G: 1 | A: 15 | P: 16 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 95 | SB: 57 | S17 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 12 | +/-: -5 | Hits: 14 | SB: 10 | S18 | EDM | GP: 46 | G: 5 | A: 21 | P: 26 | PIMS: 46 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 84 | SB: 68 | S19 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 15 | P: 17 | PIMS: 36 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 | S20 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 28 | P: 32 | PIMS: 54 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 129 | SB: 55 | S21 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 86 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 127 | SB: 65 | S22 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 119 | SB: 66 | S23 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 79 | +/-: 7 | Hits: 120 | SB: 66 | S24 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 66 | +/-: -4 | Hits: 155 | SB: 62 | TOT | GP: 603 | G: 38 | A: 197 | P: 235 | PIMS: 662 | +/-: 25 | Hits: 1327 | SB: 733 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S17 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: -3 | Hits: 12 | SB: 8 | S18 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 23 | SB: 14 | S21 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 18 | SB: 4 | S22 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 14 | +/-: 1 | Hits: 24 | SB: 15 | S23 | EDM | GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | PIMS: 41 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 46 | SB: 22 | TOT | GP: 57 | G: 5 | A: 15 | P: 20 | PIMS: 85 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 123 | SB: 63 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Coaching Record: S33 | TEX | W: 15 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S34 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 18 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN CONFERENCE FINALS S35 | TEX | W: 26 | L: 19 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS S36 | TEX | W: 29 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | WON CHAMPIONSHIP S37 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS S38 | TEX | W: 19 | L: 27 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S39 | TEX | W: 24 | L: 20 | OTL: 6 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S40 | TEX | W: 32 | L: 12 | OTL: 6 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS S41 | TEX | W: 16 | L: 30 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S42 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted - S12 Chicago Hitmen (4th Overall) Drafted - S13 Las Vegas Kings (2nd Overall) Signed - 3 Year, 12 Million Dollar Contract (S13, Las Vegas) Signed - 2 Year, 5 Million Dollar Contract (S16, Seattle) Traded - Traded to Edmonton (S17) Signed - 3 Year, 9 Million Dollar Contract (S18, Edmonton) Signed - 2 Year, 8.5 Million Dollar Contract (S21, Edmonton) Signed - 3 Year, 4.5 Million Dollar Contract (S23, Edmonton) Retired - S23 Offseason ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Accomplishments: Named Head Coach of Texas Renegades (S33) Challenge Cup, Texas Renegades (S36) Joe McKeil Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Coach) Joe McKeil Trophy (S42) (Leagues Best Coach) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Accomplishments: Jersey Retired by the ST. LOUIS SCARECROWS (CHICAGO HITMEN), #4 (S16) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards: Quilha Agante Trophy (S12) (Leagues Top Defenseman) Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S12) (Most Dedicated) Zach Miller || Retired || Name: Zach Miller Position: Right Wing Age: 69 Height: 5'11" Weight: 184 lbs Birthplace: New Westminster, BC Number: 21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Stats Season 5: GP: 40 | G: 34 | A: 31 | P: 65 | PIMS: 81 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 153 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Playoff Stats Season 5: GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | PIMS: 15 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 19 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S6 | MIN | GP: 56 | G: 18 | A: 18 | P: 36 | PIMS: 102 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 143 | S7 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 24 | P: 41 | PIMS: 77 | +/-: 16 | Shots: 126 | S8 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 22 | P: 40 | PIMS: 29 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 174 | S9 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | PIMS: 6 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 104 | S10 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 31 | A: 36 | P: 67 | PIM: 18 | +/-: 15 | Shots: 135 | S11 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 30 | A: 34 | P: 64 | PIM: 27 | +/-: 20 | Shots: 125 | S12 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 17 | P: 35 | PIM: 22 | +/-: 5 | Shots: 150 | TOT | GP: 356 | G: 154 | A: 173 | P: 327 | PIM: 281 | +/-: 72 | Shots: 957 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S6 | MIN | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | PIMS: 27 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 32 | S7 | MIN | DNQ S8 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 7 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 37 | S9 | MIN | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | PIM: 2 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 15 | S10 | MIN | GP: 21 | G: 9 | A: 11 | P: 20 | PIM: 6 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 48 | S11 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | PIM: 4 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 34 | S12 | MIN | GP: 18 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P: 18 | PIM: 0 | +/-: 6 | Shots: 58 | TOT | GP: 87 | G: 37 | A: 39 | P: 76 | PIM: 46 | +/-: 18 | Shots: 224 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted - S5 Prince George Firebirds (7th Overall) Drafted - S6 Minnesota Chiefs (4th Overall) Signed - 6 Year, 15 Million Dollar Contract (S8, Minnesota) Retired - S12 Offseason ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Accomplishments: Most Goals (S5) Co-Leader in Points (S5) Captain of the All-Star Team (S5) Hired as Prince George Firebirds Co-GM (S6) Promoted to Prince George Firebirds GM (S8) Award for “Most Dedicated Player” named after Zach Miller GM of the Four Star Cup Winning Team (S8, S20) Jersey Retired by the PRINCE GEORGE FIREBIRDS, #16 (S10) Named SMJHL Commissioner (S10-S17) Hired as St. Louis Scarecrows GM (S18-S23) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Player Awards: Drayson Williams Award Winner (S5) (League Leader in Goals) Aaron Brown Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted by the Fans) Ideen Fallah Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted on by the GM’s) Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S5) (Most Dedicated) Laurifer Trophy (S5, Prince George) (Team with the Best Overall Record) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL GM Awards: Four Star Cup (GM) (S8, Prince George) (Championship Trophy) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S8) (Executive of the Year) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S18) (Executive of the Year) Oriens Trophy (S18) (Eastern Conference Champions) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S19) (Executive of the Year) Oriens Trophy (S19) (Eastern Conference Champions) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S20) (Executive of the Year) Oriens Trophy (S20) (Eastern Conference Champions) Four Star Cup (S20) (Championship Trophy) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Accomplishments: 7 Time SHL All-Star (S6-S12) Promoted to Minnesota Chiefs Head GM (S9) Minnesota Chiefs All-Time Leader in Points (S11-S28) Jersey Retired by the MINNESOTA CHIEFS #21 (S13) Awarded Expansion Team in Season 25 Expansion Portland Admirals GM (S25-S30) Named to SHL Head Office (S32-S34) Named Senior Advisor of the Texas Renegades (S34-S39) Named Assistant General Manager of the Texas Renegades (S39-S44) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards: Ryan Jesster Award Nomination (S6) (Leagues Best Rookie) Jeff Dar Award Nomination (S7) (Best Defensive Forward) Challenge Cup Championship (S10) Challenge Cup Championship (S12) Anton Razov Award Nomination (S12) (MVP Of Playoffs) Damien Littleton Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Executive) Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee (S42) (Leagues Best Executive) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Accomplishments: Team Canada Captain WJC (S6) Team World GM (S7) Named to Team Canada (S8-S12) Named to Team Canada Olympic Team (S10) Bronze Medal Team Canada WJC (S5) Silver Medal Team Canada (S8) Gold Medal Team Canada Olympic Team (S10) Gold Medal Team Canada (S12)
11-21-2021, 02:36 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-21-2021, 02:36 AM by Blastmeaway .)
ok so this guy decides he wants to go ice fishing,
then a booming voice is like, "Yo there are no fish there"
buddy is like wwoah ok i should move,
but then that booming voice is like, "Yo there are no fish there either"
so buddy is like dang ok......."GOD is that you?"
but then that booming voice is like,
Spoiler:
"Naw it's just me the guy that works at the rink."
Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!
DeMaricus Smyth || C ||Atlanta Inferno/Czechia|| 1854 Peak Name: DeMaricus Smyth Hometown: Blansko, Czech Republic Height: 6'2" Weight: 197 Number: 42 ---------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats: SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.67% | MP: 536 SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 24 | P: 43 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 22 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1050 SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: +14 | PIM: 17 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1067 SHL S41 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 18 | P: 30 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 7.50% | MP: 957 SHL S42 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 18 | P: 37 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 13.57% | MP: 1023 SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 22 | P: 41 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 12.67% | MP: 1014 SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 13 | P: 28 | +/-: +16 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 12.30% | MP: 966 SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 20 | P: 31 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 34 | SHT%: 8.80% | MP: 710 SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 28 | P: 44 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 9.36 | MP: 1024 SHL S47 |NOLA ] GP: 50 | G: 28 | A: 34 | P: 62 | +/-: +27 | PIM: 38 | SHT%: 12.84% | MP: 1146 SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 23 | P: 46 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 83 | SHT%: 11.56% | MP: 1189 SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | +/-: | PIM: | SHT%: | MP: SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | +/-: | PIM: | SHT%: | MP: SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | +/-: | PIM: | SHT%: | MP: SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 16| P: 35 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 9.84% | MP: 1093 SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 22 | P: | +/-: +1 | PIM: 45 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 1179 SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: | +/-: +20 | PIM: 14 | SHT%: 6.4% | MP: 1047 SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 18 | P: | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | SHT%: 7.8% | MP: 984 SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 14 | P: | +/-: +9 | PIM: 138 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 842 SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: | +/-: -4 | PIM: 113| SHT%: 2.3%| MP: 821 SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: | +/-: -13 | PIM: 148 | SHT%: 3.9% | MP: 983 SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 13 | P: 17 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 73 | SHT%: 5.6% | MP: 980 SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 150 | G: 47 | A: 61 | P: 108 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 41 | SHT%: 13.58% | MP: 2653 SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 400 | G: 143 | A: 176 | P: 319 | +/-: +80 | PIM: 253 | SHT%: 11.13% | MP: 8,023 SHL Total | SEA | GP: 150 | G: 50 | A: 58 | P: 108 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 48 | SHT%: 11.11% | MP: 2,988 SHL Total | EDM | GP: 100 | G: 26 | A: 33 | P: 59 | +/-: +28 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 10.53% | MP: 1,676 SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 650 | G: 112 | A: 156 | P: 268 | +/-: +93 | PIM: 300 | SHT%: 11.39% | MP: 4,452 SHL Total | ATL | GP: 248 | G: 14 | A: 42 | P: 56 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 472 | SHT%: 4.53% | MP: 3,626 ---------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Stats: SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 136 SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 13 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 265 SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 137 SHL S41 | SEA | Did not make it SHL S42 | SEA | Did not make it SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135 SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 206 SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 18 | G: 6 | A: 2 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 13.95 | MP: 242 SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 11 | A: 6 | P: 17 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 16.42 | MP: 436 SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.14% | MP: 167 SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 28 | G: 3 | A: 10 | P: 13 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 5.17% | MP: 538 SHL Total | SEA/EDM | GP: 35 | G: 14 | A: 7 | P: 21 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 41 | SHT%: 17.07% | MP: 583 SHL Total | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135 SHL Total | EDM | GP: 29 | G: 10 | A: 7 | P: 17 | +/-: +5 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 14.93% | MP: 448 ---------------------------------------------------------- International Play: Round Robin IIHF S38 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 33 WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 4 | SHT% 18.18% | MP: 89 IIHF S39 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 111 WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.00% | MP: 45 IIHF S40 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 178 WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 6 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 20:00% | MP: 123 IIHF S41 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 188 IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.71% | MP: 216 IIHF S43 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 215 IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 8.33% | MP: 214 IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 9.68% | MP: 226 IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 8 | A: 8 | P: 16 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 19.51% | MP: 287 IIHF S47 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.12% | MP: 289 IIHF S48 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: IIHF S49 | CZE | GP: IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 104 | G: 23 | A: 36 | P: 59 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 10 | SHT%: 9.24% | MP: 1957 WJC Total | CZE | GP: 14 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 8 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 257 ---------------------------------------------------------- International Play: Medal IIHF S38 | CZE | Did Not Advance WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 45 IIHF S39 | CZE | Did Not Advance WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0 | MP: 16 IIHF S40 | CZE | Did Not Advance WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 3 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 33.33% | MP: 62 IIHF S41 | CZE | Did Not Advance IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 25.00% | MP: 22 IIHF S43 | CZE | Did Not Advance IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 67 IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 21 IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 22 IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 5.56% | MP: 132 WJC Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 15.38% | MP: 123 ---------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: - S38 SMJHL Draft 24 OA - Signed a One-year $3 Million contract with the Scarecrows - S39 SHL Draft 16OA by the Seattle Riot - S39 Signed a Two-season $4 Million contract, with a team option, with the Seattle Riot - Named S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Assistant Captain - S41 Signed a Three-season $17 million contract with Seattle Riot - S41 SHL Rookie Season with Seattle Riot - S44 Signed Two-Season $11 million contract with Seattle Riot - S43-44 Offseason Traded to Edmonton Blizzard - S46 Signed Six-Season $30 Million Contract with the New Orleans Specters --------------------------------------------------------- Awards: - S39 Laurifer Trophy: St. Louis Scarecrows || 34-14-2 - S39 Four Star Cup Championship: St. Louis Scarecrows || 8-5 - S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award - S39 Oriens Trophy - S39 Brodie Witzel Trophy Nominee - S40 Raymond Lindsay Trophy - S40 Jared Hanson Trophy - S40 Roberto Martucci Trophy - S40 Ideen Fallah Trophy - S40 Zach Miller Trophy Nominee - S40 WJC Gold - S41 SHL All Rookie Team - S44 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 35-11-4 - S45 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 41-6-3 - S45 Challenge Cup Champions: Edmonton Blizzard || 12-6 - S47 First Team All-Star - S47 Ron Mexico Trophy - S47 Sarmad Khan Throphy - S47 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy - S47 Jay McDonald Trophy - S49 SHL First Team All-Star - S49 Ron Mexico Nomination - S49 Damian Littleton Trophy DeMaricus Smyth || IIHF GM || Czechia || S38 - IIHF Overall Record: 98-97-23 - S38 Round Robin: 4-6-0 - S39 Round Robin: 4-6-0 - S40 Round Robin: 2-3-5 - S41 Round Robin: 2-7-1 - S42 Quarterfinals: 4-5-2 - S43 Round Robin: 3-7-0 - S44 4th Place: 7-6-0 - S45 Quarterfinals: 6-5-0 - S46 Quarterfinal: 7-6-0 - S47 Round Robin: 3-7-2 - S48 Round Robin:2-8-2 - S49 Bronze Medal: 9-5-1 - S50 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1 - S51 4th Place: 9-3-2 - S52 Group Stage: 3-6-3 - S53 Silver Medal: 9-4-2 - S54 Bronze Medal: 10-3-1 - S55 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1 WJC Overall Record: 22-13-2 - S38 | EUC | Semifinals: 4-3-0 - S39 | EUC | Semifinals: 3-1 - S40 | EUE | Gold Medal: 6-3-0 - S49 | UCORCAL | 4th Place: 9-6-0 09-05-2018, 10:04 PM Beaver Wrote: 12-19-2018, 12:31 AM Beaver Wrote:
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Just recently, I saw a reel on facebook answering some trend that asked almost this exact question. These people were at a Tampa Bay Lightning game and were rolling little pingpong looking balls that they got as some promotional down a tarp/banner that was put over seats into the public service announcer's booth and one of them hit the psa guy in the back. He didn't seem to notice but did adjust his jacket almost like he felt something light.
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