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pure of heart, dumb of ass
02-03-2022, 01:32 AM Evok Wrote: God i love how bono and you are so tight together you know exactlyyy what he means in his lyrics :D wish i could know someone famous like you do! Praise the lord too and whateverwish I was clairvoyant too and then maybe I’d actually win at fantasy sometime
Anastasia Söderström | #35 Detroit Falcons/Calgary Dragons Prospect | G | 365 TPE
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 165 lbs
Birthplace: Sundsvall, Sweden
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Transaction History
S75: Drafted 15th overall by the Detroit Falcons
S75: Signed a 1-year, $2 million rookie contract with Detroit
S76: Drafted 44th overall by the Calgary Dragons
S76: Signed a 1-year, $3 million entry level contract with Calgary
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
Season | Team | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | Save % | SO
S75 | DET | 54 | 29 | 19 | 4 | 2.68 | 0.910 | 5
Career | DET | 54 | 29 | 19 | 4 | 2.68 | 0.910 | 5
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
Season | Team | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | Save % | SO
S75 | DET | 10 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 4.51 | 0.858 | 0
Career | DET | 10 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 4.51 | 0.858 | 0
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World Junior Championship Stats
Season | Team | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | Save % | SO
S75 | ICE | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2.41 | 0.906 | 1
Career | ICE | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2.41 | 0.906 | 1
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Awards, Nominations, and Honours
S75 SMJHL 1st Team All-Star
S75 SMJHL All-Defensive Team
S75 SMJHL All-Rookie Team
S75 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (SMJHL Rookie of the Year)
S75 Ideen Fallah Trophy (SMJHL Committee MVP)
Sophie Bordeleau | #20 Calgary Dragons | C | 2039 TPE Peak
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 155 lbs
Birthplace: Trois-Rivieres, QC
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Transaction History
S63: Signed a $1 million DFA contract with the Nevada Battleborn
S64: Drafted 8th overall in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Quebec City Citadelles
S64: Signed 1-year, $2 million rookie contract with Quebec City
S65: Drafted 8th overall in the SHL Entry Draft by the Edmonton Blizzard
S65: Signed a 1-year, $3 million entry level contract with Edmonton
S65: Traded to the San Francisco Pride; signed a 3-year, $7.5 million contract extension starting in S66
S68: Signed a 3-year, $13 million contract extension with San Francisco starting in S69
S71: Traded to the Calgary Dragons
S72: Signed a 5-year, $30 million contract extension with Calgary
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits | Blocks
S63 | Nevada BattleBorn | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 3
S64 | Quebec City Citadelles | 66 | 19 | 40 | 59 | 23 | 26 | 95 | 51
S65 | Quebec City Citadelles | 66 | 16 | 41 | 57 | 26 | 12 | 65 | 30
S66 | Quebec City Citadelles | 66 | 32 | 39 | 71 | 7 | 24 | 89 | 18
S67 | Quebec City Citadelles | 66 | 43 | 45 | 88 | 14 | 30 | 24 | 83
Career | Nevada/Quebec City | 274 | 114 | 166 | 280 | 70 | 96 | 276 | 185
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SHL Regular Season Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits | Blocks
S68 | San Francisco Pride | 66 | 12 | 29 | 41 | -24 | 40 | 64 | 24
S69 | San Francisco Pride | 66 | 30 | 44 | 74 | -38 | 36 | 83 | 54
S70 | San Francisco Pride | 66 | 30 | 49 | 79 | -16 | 66 | 91 | 57
S71 | Calgary Dragons | 66 | 30 | 43 | 73 | -41 | 47 | 73 | 39
S72 | Calgary Dragons | 66 | 27 | 48 | 75 | -25 | 48 | 69 | 75
S73 | Calgary Dragons | 66 | 30 | 58 | 88 | -21 | 30 | 56 | 75
S74 | Calgary Dragons | 66 | 38 | 55 | 93 | -32 | 40 | 76 | 49
Career | San Francisco/Calgary | 462 | 197 | 326 | 523 | -197 | 307 | 512 | 373
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits | Blocks]
S63 | Nevada BattleBorn | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -3 | 0 | 0 | 3
S64 | Quebec City Citadelles | 14 | 5 | 4 | 9 | -4 | 0 | 16 | 14
S65 | Quebec City Citadelles | 10 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 8
S66 | Quebec City Citadelles | 17 | 5 | 3 | 8 | -4 | 0 | 21 | 3
S67 | Quebec City Citadelles | 21 | 10 | 19 | 29 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 23
Career | Nevada/Quebec City | 68 | 20 | 33 | 53 | -3 | 4 | 50 | 51
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SHL Playoff Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits | Blocks
S68 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -
S69 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -
S70 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -
S71 | Calgary Dragons | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -
S72 | Calgary Dragons | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -
S73 | Calgary Dragons | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -
S74 | Calgary Dragons | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -
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IIHF Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits | Blocks
S65 | Latvia | 12 | 3 | 1 | 4 | -4 | 2 | 6 | 2
S66 | Latvia | 13 | 0 | 2 | 2 | -10 | 0 | 6 | 1
S67 | Latvia | 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -11 | 0 | 11 | 2
S68 | Latvia | 12 | 3 | 6 | 9 | -2 | 8 | 12 | 8
S69 | Latvia | 13 | 5 | 4 | 9 | 0 | 10 | 10 | 12
S70 | Latvia | 15 | 8 | 10 | 18 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 16
S71 | Latvia | 12 | 3 | 8 | 11 | -5 | 2 | 8 | 9
S72 | Latvia | 12 | 4 | 7 | 11 | -12 | 4 | 6 | 10
S73 | Latvia | 12 | 7 | 3 | 10 | -3 | 8 | 12 | 12
S74 | Latvia | 12 | 5 | 7 | 12 | -6 | 6 | 7 | 10
Career | Latvia | 125 | 39 | 48 | 87 | -50 | 44 | 86 | 82
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World Junior Championship Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits | Blocks
S64 | Team Canada | 15 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 13 | 6 | 13 | 7
S65 | Team World | 13 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 22 | 7
S66 | Team UCORCAL | 15 | 9 | 8 | 17 | 1 | 12 | 5 | 20
S67 | Team UCORCAL | 15 | 7 | 9 | 16 | 2 | 6 | 21 | 4
Career | Canada/World/UCORCAL | 43 | 12 | 21 | 33 | 9 | 48 | 34
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Awards, Nominations, and Honours
S64 WJC Gold Medal (Canada)
S64 SMJHL All-Rookie Team
S64 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (SMJHL Rookie of the Year)
S67 SMJHL 1st Team All-Star
S73 Jeff Dar Trophy (SHL Best Two-Way Player)
S66 DeMaricus Smyth Award (Best WJC Forward)
S66 Brady McIntyre Award (WJC MVP)
S68 Pride of the Pride Award (SFP Best User)
S69 Kelly Rivet Award (SFP Team MVP)
William Hartmann | #47 Edmonton Blizzard | RD | 2170 TPE Peak
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 196 lbs
Birthplace: Lugano, Switzerland
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Transaction History
S52: Drafted 7th overall by the Vancouver Whalers in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft
S52: Signed 1-year, $3 million rookie contract with Vancouver
S53: Drafted 16th overall by the Edmonton Blizzard in the S53 SHL Entry Draft
S53: Signed 3-year, $8.5 million entry-level contract with Edmonton
S56: Signed 3-year, $9 million contract extension with Edmonton
S59: Signed 2-year, $10 million contract extension with Edmonton (team option on 2nd year)
S60: Voided option with Edmonton, then signed a 3-year, $12 million contract extension with Edmonton
S61: Converted to right defense
S63: Signed 3-year, $12 million extension with Edmonton
S63: Traded to the Toronto North Stars
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits
S52 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 | 4 | 3 | 7 | -8 | 53 | 156
S53 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 | 13 | 14 | 27 | -17 | 20 | 72
S54 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 | 10 | 14 | 24 | -13 | 26 | 36
S55 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 | 19 | 22 | 41 | 4 | 32 | 40
Career | Vancouver Whalers | 200 | 46 | 53 | 99 | -34 | 131 | 304
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SHL Regular Season Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits
S56 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 | 5 | 18 | 23 | 9 | 18 | 58
S57 | Edmonton Blizzard | 66 | 19 | 26 | 45 | -5 | 30 | 116
S58 | Edmonton Blizzard | 66 | 28 | 32 | 60 | 30 | 26 | 78
S59 | Edmonton Blizzard | 66 | 19 | 32 | 51 | 1 | 18 | 90
S60 | Edmonton Blizzard | 66 | 25 | 43 | 68 | 2 | 28 | 122
S61 | Edmonton Blizzard | 66 | 8 | 26 | 34 | -9 | 20 | 98
S62 | Edmonton Blizzard | 66 | 7 | 35 | 42 | -17 | 18 | 98
S63 | Edmonton Blizzard/Toronto North Stars | 66 | 12 | 30 | 42 | -2 | 13 | 83
Career | Edmonton Blizzard/Toronto North Stars | 512 | 123 | 242 | 367 | 9 | 171 | 643
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits
S52 | Vancouver Whalers | 6 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 22
S53: Did not qualify
S54: Did not qualify
S55 | Vancouver Whalers | 8 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 | 4
Career | Vancouver Whalers | 14 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 2
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SHL Playoff Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits
S56 | Edmonton Blizzard | 19 | 2 | 5 | 7 | -1 | 4 | 27
S57 | Edmonton Blizzard | 7 | 3 | 0 | 3 | -2 | 0 | 19
S58 | Edmonton Blizzard | 12 | 4 | 7 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 19
S59 | Edmonton Blizzard | 10 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -9 | 0 | 14
S60 | Edmonton Blizzard | 10 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -3 | 2 | 18
S61 | Edmonton Blizzard | 14 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 28
S62 | Edmonton Blizzard | 4 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 6
S63 | Toronto North Stars | 5 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9
Career | Edmonton Blizzard | 81 | 11 | 30 | 41 | -7 | 14 | 140
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IIHF Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits
S52 | Switzerland | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 8 | 15
S53 | Switzerland | 12 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -7 | 2 | 12
S54 | Switzerland | 13 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -7 | 4 | 7
S55 | Switzerland | 12 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 14
S56 | Switzerland | 13 | 2 | 2 | 4 | -6 | 8 | 17
S57 | Switzerland | 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 5
S58 | Switzerland | 13 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 7
S59 | Switzerland | 14 | 2 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 8
S60 | Switzerland | 12 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 11
S61 | Switzerland | 13 | 3 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 18
S62 | Switzerland | 13 | 0 | 6 | 6 | -3 | 0 | 7
S63 | Switzerland | 15 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 22
Career | Switzerland | 153 | 16 | 37 | 53 | -7 | 58 | 143
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WJC Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits
S51 | DACH | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 8 | 19
S52 | DACH | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 11
S53 | DACH | 13 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 13
S54 | DACH | 13 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -8 | 6 | 29
S55 | DACH | 13 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 2 | 15
Career | DACH | 74 | 4 | 8 | 12 | -1 | 24 | 87
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Awards and Honours
S53: SMJHL West All-Star Team
S54: SMJHL West All-Star Team
S55: SMJHL West All-Star Team
S63: SHL East All-Star Team
S63: IIHF Silver Medal
19th all-time in peak TPE pre-regression changes
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Ellie Williams, Calgary Dragons Head GM
Movement
S71: Hired as Calgary Dragons Head GM
Season Records
S71: 20-43-3, missed playoffs
S72: 20-39-7, missed playoffs
S73: 22-41-3, missed playoffs
S74: 24-40-2, missed playoffs
S75: 25-39-2, missed playoffs
Awards, Honours and Records
Career Regular Season Record: 111-202-17
Career Playoff Record: 0-0
Kelvin Jensen, Retired Edmonton Blizzard Head GM
Movement
S53: Hired as Vancouver Whalers Co-GM
S57: Hired as Vancouver Whalers Head GM
S59: Hired as Edmonton Blizzard Co-Gm
S61: Hired as Edmonton Blizzard Head GM
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Season Records
S53: 17-30-3, Missed Playoffs
S54: 11-37-2, Missed Playoffs
S55: 24-23-3, 4-0 vs. St. Louis Scarecrows, 0-4 vs. Carolina Kraken
S56: 39-11-0, 1st Round Bye, 4-0 vs. Kelowna Knights, 4-3 vs. Carolina Kraken, 4-2 vs. Newfoundland Berserkers
S57: 30-30-6, 4-1 vs. Nevada Battleborn, 4-0 vs. Detroit Falcons, 1-4 vs. Anaheim Outlaws
S58: 28-33-5, 4-2 vs. Carolina Kraken, 3-4 vs. Kelowna Knights
S59: 11-19-3 with VAN, 18-13-2 with EDM, 4-2 vs. Los Angeles Panthers, 0-4 vs. Hamilton Steelhawks
S60: 34-26-6, 4-2 vs. Los Angeles Panthers, 0-4 vs. Calgary Dragons
S61: 36-28-2, 4-1 vs. Seattle Argonauts, 4-1 vs. Calgary Dragons, 0-4 vs. Texas Renegades
S62: 24-37-5, 0-4 vs. Chicago Syndicate
S63: 21-37-8, 0-4 vs. Texas Renegades
S64: 28-34-4, 2-4 vs. Los Angeles Panthers
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Awards, Honours and Records
Career SMJHL Regular Season Record: 160-193-22
Career SMJHL Playoff Record: 32-20
Career SHL Regular Season Record: 161-175-27
Career SHL Playoff Record: 18-30
S54: Fewest Wins in a Season in Vancouver Whalers History (11)
S56: Most Wins in a Season in Vancouver Whalers History (50-Game Era) (37)
S56 Laurifer Trophy (39-11-0, 78 Points)
S56 Linna-Landvik Cup (Western Finalist)
S56 Four Star Cup
JNH Registered
S35 Challenge Cup Champion || Still Drunk
02-02-2022, 07:55 PM ACapitalChicago Wrote: How long till NL turns it into a copypasta
So, as a Berserker, I'm not here with the goal of hurting anyone or in winning any pissing contests. Go ahead and make more posts if you want to. I have my copy and my paste. This is not my final word on the subject.
02-02-2022, 07:55 PM ACapitalChicago Wrote: How long till NL turns it into a copypasta
P sure Buffalo would make it a pasta before NL tbh
02-02-2022, 07:50 PM SabresFan Wrote: OK Folks:
The Song "God Part II" is an answer, and in part, a tribute to, the earlier John Lennon song "God" where John points out things that he doesn't believe in.
Bono, a Christian answers: (One key point is that Bono often uses the statement "God is love" algebraically flipped, such that the word "love" stands for God)
Don't believe the devil
I don't believe his book
But the truth is not the same
Without the lies he made up
Don't believe in excess
Success is to give
Don't believe in riches
But you should see where I live
I, I believe in love
(In every stanza, there is a contradiction. "Don't believe in riches..." This is Bono recognizing a certain hypocrisy. He recognizes that he is a sinner and not a perfect Saint, taking advantage of his wealth at the same time that he works for the poor in such a way as to make it a second job. The last line reads "I, I believe in God" when you make the substitution that I suggested above. I believe that Bono is saying that despite is imperfections that he is still trying, and with God's grace, he will get there)
Don't believe in forced entry
Don't believe in rape
But every time she passes by
Wild thoughts escape
(This section is really quite nuanced, coming from a devout Christian. Bono, and myself in using his lyrics is saying that I DON'T believe in or condone violence against women. I DON'T believe in or condone rape. I believe that this includes being against the blatant objectification of women. That is certainly the case for me, and if you listen to Bono's support of women, it is for him as well. Yet, again there is a seeming contradiction in these four simple lines. I believe that Bono as a Christian, is aware that Jesus once said that if a man looks at a woman with lust in his heart, he has committed adultery. Bono and I recognize that it is almost impossible to avoid this level of sin. "every time she passes by, wild thoughts escape" is a dramatic way of saying that he and I have desires and that they are not always completely pure. Now, at some level, I was pointing out in my post, that these a certain level of desire is actually healthy. I thought that Merica's signature was tasteful and within that healthy range. These lyrics are not "rapey shit". The message is far more subtle than that. This is Christian Rock. It is not gangster rap.)
Let it be understood that I have nothing against anyone here. But Jesus also had something to say about people who were holding stones ready to cast them at an adulterer. He called out to them saying "Let the one of you who is sinless cast the first stone". All of those stones dropped to the ground. I am not sorry for making a post supporting Merica making a tasteful image of a woman. I am not sorry for the actual message either. Yet I am sorry for the impact that the post had however, and I will endeavor to be either more sensitive in the future, and for the better part will seek to not engage much more on the forums outside of improving my player and my teams.
Don't believe in Death Row
Skid row or the gangs
Don't believe in the Uzi
It just went off in my hands
I, I believe in love
Don't believe in cocaine
Got a speedball in my head
I could cut and crack you open
Did you hear what I said?
Don't believe them when they tell me
There ain't no cure
The rich stay healthy
The sick stay poor
I, I believe in love
Don't believe in Goldman
His type like a curse
Instant karma's gonna get him
If I don't get him first
Don't believe that Rock 'n' Roll
Can really change the world
As it spins in revolution
Yeah, it spirals and turns
I, I believe in love
Don't believe in the sixties
The golden age of pop
You glorify the past
When the future dries up
Heard a singer on the radio
Late last night
Says he's gonna kick the darkness
Till it bleeds daylight
I, I believe in love
Feel like I'm fallin'
I'm spinnin' on a wheel
It always stops beside a name
A presence I can feel
I believe in love
Stop!
Really, I don't believe that this is one of Bono's best efforts, but reading down toward the end of the song, he speaks of "A presence I can feel. I believe in love". This song is not "rapey shit" It is a statement that while there are many things that I reject, the one thing that can I always fall back on one thing that I can believe in: I believe in God and his presence. When everything else is going to shit, faith, hope, love and the presence of God remain.
So, as a Christian, I'm not here with the goal of hurting anyone or in winning any pissing contests. Go ahead and cast more stones if you want to. I have my shield and my strength. This is my final word on the subject.
This homily has ended. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord.
In the name of the Father and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.
Thank you Brandon, Fish, GeckoeyGecko, Karey, Kit, takethehorizon, and Ragnar for the sigs!
Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074
Name: Charles Walker
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 19
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52
S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60
S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24
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SHL Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52
S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73
S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73
S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3
S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9
S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5
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Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft
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Awards and Accomplishments:
Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33
Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33
Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39
Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S40 IIHF Gold Medalist
S45 IIHF Silver Medalist
S48 IIHF Silver Medalist
S50 IIHF Gold Medalist
Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247
Name: Jaska Seppälä
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Number: 7
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SMJHL Career Statistics
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Transactions:
Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft
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02-03-2022, 01:45 AM boom Wrote: 02-03-2022, 01:32 AM Evok Wrote: God i love how bono and you are so tight together you know exactlyyy what he means in his lyrics :D wish i could know someone famous like you do! Praise the lord too and whatever wish I was clairvoyant too and then maybe I’d actually win at fantasy sometimeI don't think even clairvoyants win at fantasy.
Oliver Castillon | Nevada Battleborn | Los Angeles Panthers | Peak TPE: TBD
Center | #77 | Height: 6 ft., 1 in. | Weight: 200 lbs.
Birthplace: Montpellier, FRA
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International Records
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|WJC | SWE | S69 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -11 +/- | 10 SOG | 7 Hits | 1 SB | 7 GA | 9 TA | 41.2% FOW|
|WJC | ICE | S70 | 12 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | 2 +/- | 9 SOG | 21 Hits | 5 SB | 5 GA | 2 TA | 00.0% FOW|
|WJC | RHI | S71 | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 +/- | 6 SOG | 8 Hits | 6 SB | 3 GA | 3 TA | 36.7% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S71 | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | 0 +/- | 8 SOG | 11 Hits | 0 SB | 6 GA | 2 TA | 50.0% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S72 | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -1 +/- | 7 SOG | 6 Hits | 1 SB | 4 GA | 5 TA | 46.0% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S73 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 1 +/- | 21 SOG | 4 Hits | 6 SB | 7 GA | 10 TA | 48.6% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S74 | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -9 +/- | 29 SOG | 3 Hits | 8 SB | 4 GA | 9 TA | 62.4% FOW|
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SMJHL Records
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|SMJHL | NBB | S69 | 9 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -7 +/- | 13 SOG | 7 Hits | 3 SB | 0 GA | 5 TA | 40.4% FOW| <-- DFA Season
|SMJHL | COL | S70 | 66 GP | 16 G | 30 A | 46 P | 12 +/- | 109 SOG | 110 Hits | 38 SB | 39 GA | 32 TA | 53.0% FOW|
|SMJHL | NBB | S71 | 66 GP | 21 G | 35 A | 56 P | 5 +/- | 169 SOG | 157 Hits | 43 SB | 60 GA | 56 TA | 41.1% FOW|
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SHL Records
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|SHL | LAP | S72 | 66 GP | 14 G | 22 A | 36 P | -1 +/- | 124 SOG | 52 Hits | 32 SB | 62 GA | 33 TA | 40.4% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S72 | 11 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -5 +/- | 26 SOG | 5 Hits | 5 SB | 7 GA | 3 TA | 41.2% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S73 | 66 GP | 18 G | 25 A | 43 P | -3 +/- | 136 SOG | 36 Hits | 29 SB | 40 GA | 40 TA | 49.1% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S73 | 8 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -5 +/- | 17 SOG | 9 Hits | 6 SB | 7 GA | 9 TA | 50.6% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S74 | 66 GP | 17 G | 35 A | 52 P | 10 +/- | 169 SOG | 47 Hits | 27 SB | 74 GA | 30 TA | 55.9% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S74 | 6 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -3 +/- | 12 SOG | 3 Hits | 2 SB | 4 GA | 4 TA | 55.3% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S75 | 66 GP | 30 G | 24 A | 54 P | 4 +/- | 167 SOG | 57 Hits | 25 SB | 44 GA | 45 TA | 48.8% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S75 | 18 GP | 6 G | 10 A | 16 P | 12 +/- | 35 SOG | 11 Hits | 9 SB | 12 GA | 17 TA | 54.7% FOW|
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Events
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S69: Signed as a Draftable Free Agent with the Nevada Battleborn.
S69: Loaned from Team Rhine to Team Sweden to play in the WJC Tournament.
S70: Drafted 2OA by the Colorado Raptors
S70: Loaned from Team Rhine to Team Ice to play in the WJC Tournament.
S70: Won WJC Bronze with Team Ice.
S71: Drafted 6OA by the Los Angeles Panthers!
S71: Traded from Colorado to Nevada for S73 3rd & Derek Fitz.
S72: Called Up to the Los Angeles Panthers.
✪✪S75: CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION WITH THE LOS ANGELES PANTHERS!✪✪
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Danny Marston | St. Louis Scarecrows | Toronto North Stars | Peak TPE: 1909
Center | #34 | Height: 6 ft., 2 in. | Weight: 205 lbs.
Birthplace: Lithia, FL, USA
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St. Louis Records
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| S51 | 62 GP | 14 G | 20 A | 34 Pts | -12 +/- | 128 SOG | 10.94 Sh% | 17 Hits | 8 SB |
| S52 | 67 GP | 13 G | 27 A | 40 Pts | +15 +/- | 113 SOG | 11.50 Sh% | 70 Hits | 12 SB |
| S53 | 64 GP | 7 G | 38 A | 45 Pts | -9 +/- | 144 SOG | 4.87 Sh% | 46 Hits | 111 SB |15 GvA|25 TkA|
| S54 | 57 GP | 15 G | 35 A | 50 Pts | 0 +/- | 130 SOG | 11.54 Sh% | 48 Hits | 59 SB |19 GvA|16 TkA|
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Toronto Records
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| S55 | 50 GP | 8 G | 17 A | 25 Pts | -35 +/- | 78 SOG |10.26 Sh% | 67 Hits | 77 SB | 19 GvA |13 TkA|
| S56 | 50 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 Pts | - 1 +/- | 103 SOG| 5.83 Sh% | 54 Hits | 38 SB | 34 GvA |10 TkA|
| S57 | 66 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 Pts | 13 +/- | 156 SOG|10.90 Sh% |113 Hits| 66 SB | 34 GvA | 9 TkA|
| S58 | 85 GP | 23 G | 40 A | 63 Pts | 29 +/- | 250 SOG|11.22 Sh% |143 Hits|117 SB | 42 GvA |34 TkA|
| S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 31 A | 47 Pts | 23 +/- | 172 SOG| 9.30 Sh% |107 Hits| 88 SB | 28 GvA | 9 TkA|
| S60 | 70 GP | 30 G | 43 A | 73 Pts | 9 +/- | 217 SOG|13.82 Sh% | 74 Hits|110 SB | 32 GvA |31 TkA|
| S61 | 71 GP | 19 G | 52 A | 71 Pts | 4 +/- | 207 SOG| 9.18 Sh% | 66 Hits|116 SB | 41 GvA |21 TkA|
| S62 | 70 GP | 9 G | 33 A | 42 Pts | -9 +/- | 184 SOG| 4.89 Sh% | 77 Hits|122 SB | 38 GvA |36 TkA|
| S63 | 71 GP | 29 G | 30 A | 59 Pts | 9 +/- | 225 SOG|12.89 Sh% | 57 Hits|104 SB | 43 GvA |27 TkA|
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Winnipeg Records
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| S64 | 70 GP | 17 G | 28 A | 45 Pts |-28 +/- | 165 SOG|10.30 Sh% |122 Hits|129 SB | 42 GvA |27 TkA|
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Team USA Records
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| S51 WJC | 28 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 Pts | +8 +/- | 39 SOG |12.82 Sh% | 35 Hits | 2 SB |
| S52 WJC | 22 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 Pts | +6 +/- | 24 SOG | 4.17 Sh% | 15 Hits | 0 SB |
| S53 WJC | 21 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 Pts | 0 +/- | 37 SOG | 8.11 Sh% | 11 Hits | 25 SB | 1 GvA | 3 TkA |
| S54 WJC | 22 GP | 6 G |10 A | 16 Pts | -5 +/- | 62 SOG | 9.68 Sh% | 21 Hits | 37 SB | 11 GvA | 8 TkA |
| S55 IIHF | 20 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 Pts | -7 +/- | 28 SOG | 3.57 Sh% | 20 Hits | 5 SB | 6 GvA | 5 TkA |
| S56 IIHF | 20 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 Pts | 0 +/- | 8 SOG | 0.00 Sh% | 20 Hits | 10 SB | 2 GvA | 3 TkA |
| S57 IIHF | 21 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 Pts | 4 +/- | 20 SOG | 15.00 Sh% | 9 Hits | 5 SB | 2 GvA | 4 TkA |
| S58 IIHF | 20 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 Pts | 0 +/- | 49 SOG | 4.10 Sh% | 26 Hits | 28 SB | 6 GvA | 3 TkA |
| S59 IIHF | 20 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 Pts | 6 +/- | 49 SOG | 10.18 Sh% | 31 Hits |13 SB | 13 GvA | 4 TkA |
| S60 IIHF | 19 GP | 7 G |13 A | 20 Pts |13 +/- | 51 SOG | 14.40 Sh% | 26 Hits | 9 SB | 7 GvA | 8 TkA |
| S61 IIHF | 20 GP | 8 G |11 A | 19 Pts | 4 +/- | 56 SOG | 14.31 Sh% | 31 Hits | 9 SB | 6 GvA | 22 TkA|
| S62 IIHF | 20 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 Pts | -1 +/- | 52 SOG | 9.60 Sh% | 25 Hits | 13 SB | 5 GvA | 24 TkA|
| S63 IIHF | 20 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 Pts | -1 +/- | 52 SOG | 9.60 Sh% | 25 Hits | 13 SB | 5 GvA | 24 TkA|
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Events
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S51: Drafted 13OA in Round 2 by the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S52: Drafted 9OA in Round 1 by the Minnesota Chiefs.
S52: Named Assistant Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S52: Won Luke Riggs Award; STL Award for Best Locker Room Presence.
S53: Traded from MIN to TOR.
S53: Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S53: Won Brandon Holmes Award; SMJHL Award for Best Defensive Forward.
S53: Won Mika Kandinsky Award; STL Award for Best Two-Way Forward.
S54: Extended contract with Toronto through S57.
✪ S54: WJC Team USA Gold Medalist ✪
S55: SHL All-Rookie Team
S55: Won 5 of 14 Toronto Team Awards
S57: Extended contract with Toronto through S61.
S60: Named to the Eastern Conference All-Star Team.
S62: Named Assistant Captain of the Toronto North Stars.
S63: Named Captain of Team USA for IIHF.
✪ S63: IIHF Team USA Gold Medalist ✪
S64: Signed in Free Agency with the Winnipeg Aurora.
S65: Officially Retired.
Shiny Shuckle | Colorado Raptors | Winnipeg Aurora | Peak TPE: 499
Goalie | #30 | Height: 6 ft., 0 in. | Weight: 200 lbs.
Hatched: Route 9A, New York, NY, USA
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Colorado Records
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|S64| 28 GP | 1618 MP | 19 - 4 - 3 | 684 SHA | 74 GA | 2.74 GAA | 1 SO | 0.892 SV%|
|S65| 56 GP | 3254 MP | 33 - 20 - 1 | 1606 SHA | 168 GA | 3.10 GAA | 4 SO | 0.895 SV%|
|S66| 59 GP | 3470 MP | 40 - 14 - 3 | 1612 SHA | 152 GA | 2.63 GAA | 3 SO | 0.906 SV%|
|S67| 54 GP | 3073 MP | 30 - 23 - 1 | 1724 SHA | 186 GA | 3.63 GAA | 3 SO | 0.892 SV%|
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SHL Level Records
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|S67| BAP | 9 GP | 389 MP | 3 - 3 - 0 | 214 SHA | 28 GA | 4.32 GAA | 1 SO | 0.869 SV%|
|S68| WPG|13 GP | 777 MP |11- 2 - 0 | 298 SHA | 21 GA | 1.62 GAA | 1 SO | 0.930 SV%|
|S69| WPG|13 GP | 730 MP |12- 0 - 0 | 271 SHA | 16 GA | 1.31 GAA | 3 SO | 0.941 SV%|
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Finland Records
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|S64| WJC | 10 GP | 567 MP | 5 - 2 - 2 | 196 SHA | 14 GA | 1.48 GAA | 3 SO | 0.929 SV%|
|S65| WJC | 6 GP | 338 MP | 2 - 3 - 1 | 185 SHA | 26 GA | 4.62 GAA | 0 SO | 0.859 SV%|
|S66| WJC | 14 GP | 803 MP | 5 - 8 - 0 | 428 SHA | 34 GA | 2.54 GAA | 3 SO | 0.921 SV%|
|S67| WJC | 16 GP | 970 MP | 6 - 9 - 1 | 422 SHA | 48 GA | 2.97 GAA | 0 SO | 0.886 SV%|
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Events
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S64: Drafted 22OA in Round 2 by the Colorado Raptors.
S64: Transferred to Finland for International Tournaments.
S64: Won Silver Medal with WJC Finland as the Backup Goaltender.
S65: Drafted 45OA in Round 3 by the Winnipeg Aurora.
S66: Co-Winner of the Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy; SMJHL Award for Highest Team Save Percentage.
S66: Winner of the Cedric Robinson Trophy; SMJHL Award for Best Goalie.
S66: Nominated for the Ideen Fallah Award; SMJHL Award for Award Committee MVP.
S67: Traded to Baltimore from Winnipeg.
S67: Made 1st SHL Start for Baltimore Platoon Against the Hamilton Steelhawks (11/2 5-4W(SO)).
S68: Traded to Winnipeg from Baltimore.
S69: Announced retirement.
Site Jobs: Daniel J. Marston
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S51/S52: WJC GM for Team USA.
S52/S53: WJC Co-GM for Team USA.
S54: Became the General Manager of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S60: Retired from Management of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S62: Interim General Manager of the Toronto North Stars.
S65: Hired as IIHF Broadcaster (IIHF Simmer).
S69: Hired as Co-Head of Broadcasting (Head Simmer).
S70: Nominated for Damian Littleton Achievement Award.
S72: Nominated for Damian Littleton Achievement Award.
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St. Louis Records
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S54 | 26 W | 23 L | 1 OTL | 53 Pts | 147 GF | 148 GA |
East 3rd; League 5th; Lost in Round 1 to CAR (G7)
S55 | 18 W | 28 L | 4 OTL | 40 Pts | 113 GF | 162 GA |
East 4th; League 9th; Lost in Round 1 to VAN (G4)
S56 | 18 W | 29 L | 3 OTL | 39 Pts | 119 GF | 173 GA |
East 5th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to MET (G7)
S57 | 25 W | 36 L | 5 OTL | 55 Pts | 163 GF | 206 GA |
East 5th; League 11th; Won in Round 1 to KEL (G7), Lost in Round 2 to ANC (G4)
S58 | 19 W | 40 L | 7 OTL | 45 Pts | 170 GF | 254 GA |
East 5th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to ANC (G6)
S59 | 20 W | 40 L | 6 OTL | 46 Pts | 161 GF | 241 GA |
East 6th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to QCC (G7)
S60 | 28 W | 30 L | 8 OTL | 64 Pts | 202 GF | 214 GA |
East 5th; League 9th; Won in Round 1 to DET (G4), Lost in Round 2 to VAN (G7)
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[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE
S67: WJC Silver
S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG
S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX
S69: WJC Bronze
[S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender
[S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED
Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52
* = First Place
Career Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Hit | SB | Sh | GA | TK
SHL Regular | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393
SHL Playoffs | 39 | 5 | 14 | 19 | -16 | 63 | 52 | | |
IIHF Regular | 168 | 19 | 45 | 64 | 7 | 153 | 90 | | |
SHL Regular Season Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S53 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16 | 46 | 77 | 56 | 10
S54 | TBB | 45 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 | 60 | 171 | 55 | 17
S55 | TBB | 50 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 | 31 | 86 | 82 | 14
S56 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 | 34 | 112 | 101| 20
S57 | TBB | 66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100 |152 | 20
S58 | TBB | 66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2 | 25:59 |100| 74 |180 | 20
S59 | TBB | 66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3 | 25:33 |105| 95 |188 | 14
S60 | TBB | 66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4 | 22:33 | 66 | 50 |159 | 26
S61 | TBB | 66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17 | 98 | 72 |182 | 20
S62 | TBB | 66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2 | 20:23 |104 | 57 |183 | 4
S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1 | 20:29 | 69 |119 |182 | 39
SHL Playoff Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S59 | TBB | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -6 | 22:11 | 10 | 5 | 12 | 0
S60 | TBB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 22:49 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0
S61 | TBB | 13 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 21:06 | 17 | 13 | 29 | 0
S62 | TBB | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 20:01 | 20 | 18 | 24 | 2
S63 | TOR | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21:16 | 8 | 15 | 15 |0
SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42
SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237
S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433
S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356
S51 | CAR | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151
S52 | CAR | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261
Awards
S49 Four Star Cup
S50 Four Star Cup
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy
S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina
S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP
S52 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Bronze Medal
S54 The Winless Season
S54 IIHF Silver Medal
S55 IIHF Gold Medal
S56 IIHF Silver Medal
S57 IIHF Silver Medal
S58 IIHF Silver Medal
S60 IIHF Silver Medal
S61 IIHF GoldMedal
IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain
S56: Silver
S57: Silver
S58: Silver
S59: DNQ
S60: Silver
S61: Gold
S62: DNQ
S68: Lost 1st Round
S69: Bronze
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KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kari Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 185 lbs
NUMBER: 33
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6
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KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 19
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SHL CAREER STATS
S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75
S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94
S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130
S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162
S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183
S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210
S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131
S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115
S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138
S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72
S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19
TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 LAP: DNQ
S26 LAP: DNQ
S27 LAP: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15
S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38
S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23
S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4
S36 LAP: DNQ
S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35
TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115
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TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED
NAME: Tatu Mäkelä
BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland
HEIGHT: 5'11"
WEIGHT: 180 lbs
NUMBER: 65
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SHL CAREER STATS
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50
S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71
S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98
TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 BUF: DNQ
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8
S44 BUF: DNQ
S45 BUF: DNQ
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8
S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12
S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11
S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26
S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13
TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176
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KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kolja Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 225 lbs
NUMBER: 8
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0
S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37
S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24
S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71
S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70
TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S53 DET: DNP
S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3
S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0
S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7
S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34
TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44
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KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 69
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SHL CAREER STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134
S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194
S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148
S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212
S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230
S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326
S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269
S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297
S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257
S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281
S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305
S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164
TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263
SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24
S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25
S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33
S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41
S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62
S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75
S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13
S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25
S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97
S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25
S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33
S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37
TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559
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KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | DETROIT FALCONS
NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor
HEIGHT: 6'6"
WEIGHT: 240 lbs
NUMBER: 75
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27
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02-03-2022, 03:11 PM WannabeFinn Wrote: 02-03-2022, 10:49 AM Samsung virtual assistant Wrote: P sure Buffalo would make it a pasta before NL tbh LIFE
Life is da OG copypasta i had to do da job bringing it back yakno.
People saying it is a NL copypasta are just dumb tho
Imagine doing a break down of fucking U2/Bono lyrics instead of a breakdown of Jaja Dingdong
G | S62 | Brick Wall | Great Falls Grizzlies | Montreal Patriotes | Team Czechia
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Height: 5'8"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 35
Birthplace: Galway, Ireland
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Career Statistics
SMJHL Regular Season
S61 | 58 GP | 28 W | 1667 S | 3.28 GAA | 4 SO | 0.900 SV%
S62 | 51 GP | 27 W | 1428 S | 2.78 GAA | 5 SO | 0.910 SV%
S63 | 49 GP | 31 W | 1147 S | 2.56 GAA | 2 SO | 0.900 SV%
S64 | 37 GP | 15 W | 1223 S | 3.07 GAA | 2 SO | 0.915 SV%
Totals | 195 GP | 101 W | 2.93 GAA | 13 SO | .906 SV%
SMJHL Playoffs
S61 | 12 GP | 5 W | 357 S | 3.50 GAA | 1 SO | 0.895 SV%
S62 | 4 GP | 0 W | 138 S | 3.52 GAA | 0 SO | 0.908 SV%
S63 | 14 GP | 8 W | 312 S | 2.54 GAA | 1 SO | 0.894 SV%
Totals | 30 GP | 13 W | 3.05 GAA | 2 SO | .897 SV %
WJC Round Robin
S61 | British Isles | 8 GP | 2 W | 234 S | 2.94 GAA | 0 SO | 0.907 SV%
S62 | British Isles | 9 GP | 6 W | 177 S | 2.59 GAA | 0 SO | 0.881 SV%
S63 | British Isles | 12 GP | 3 W | 328 S | 3.97 GAA | 0 SO | 0.877 SV%
S64 | UCORCAL | 7 GP | 4 W | 216 S | 2.69 GAA | 2 SO | 0.919 SV%
WJC Knockout Rounds
S61 | British Isles | 1 GP | 0 W | 22 S | 1.62 GAA | 0 SO | 0.917 SV%
S62 | British Isles | 3 GP | 3 W | 76 S | 0.67 GAA | 1 SO | 0.974 SV%
S63 | British Isles | 1 GP | 0 W | 43 S | 4.00 GAA | 0 SO | 0.915 SV%
S64 | UCORCAL | 1 GP | 0 W | 32 S | 3.01 GAA | 0 SO | 0.914 SV%
SHL Regular Season
S64 | 13 GP | 6 W | 390 S | 2.82 GAA | 0 SO | 0.920 SV%
S65 | 47 GP | 14 W | 1700 S | 3.63 GAA | 2 SO | 0.914 SV%
S66 | 51 GP | 31 W | 1526 S | 3.09 GAA | 3 SO | 0.908 SV%
S67 | 52 GP | 28 W | 1326 S | 3.21 GAA | 5 SO | 0.896 SV%
S68 | 55 GP | 32 W | 1439 S | 2.93 GAA | 4 SO | 0.901 SV%
S69 | 54 GP | 40 W | 1438 S | 2.59 GAA | 6 SO | 0.911 SV%
S70 | 54 GP | 35 W | 1566 S | 3.02 GAA | 4 SO | 0.906 SV%
S71 | 54 GP | 38 W | 1586 S | 2.78 GAA | 5 SO | 0.914 SV%
S72 | 55 GP | 35 W | 1640 S | 2.96 GAA | 6 SO | 0.910 SV%
Totals | 435 GP | 259 W | 12,611 S | 3.00 GAA | 35 SO | 0.908 SV %
SHL Playoffs
S66 | 6 GP | 2 W | 188 S | 2.77 GAA | 0 SO | 0.913 SV%
S67 | 16 GP | 10 W | 542 S | 2.96 GAA | 1 SO | 0.920 SV%
S68 | 6 GP | 2 W | 209 S | 4.12 GAA | 0 SO | 0.886 SV%
S69 | 10 GP | 6 W | 278 S | 2.83 GAA | 0 SO | 0.911 SV%
S70 | 13 GP | 7 W | 388 S | 3.07 GAA | 0 SO | 0.904 SV%
S71 | 3 GP | 0 W | 100 S | 4.34 GAA | 0 SO | 0.885 SV%
S72 | 10 GP | 5 W | 343 S | 2.89 GAA | 0 SO | 0.920 SV%
Totals | 64 GP | 32 W | 2,048 S | 3.12 GAA | 1 SO | 0.910 SV%
IIHF Round Robin
S63 | Ireland | 3 GP | 2 W | 55 S | 1.86 GAA | 0 SO | 0.932 SV%
S64 | Czechia | 4 GP | 1 W | 125 S | 4.02 GAA | 0 SO | 0.887 SV%
S65 | Czechia | 12 GP | 7 W | 373 S | 4.10 GAA | 0 SO | 0.888 SV%
S66 | Czechia | 12 GP | 3 W | 360 S | 3.71 GAA | 0 SO | 0.889 SV%
S67 | Czechia | 12 GP | 5 W | 322 S | 2.54 GAA | 1 SO | 0.912 SV%
S68 | Czechia | 12 GP | 6 W | 319 S | 2.40 GAA | 1 SO | 0.917 SV%
S69 | Czechia | 12 GP | 6 W | 356 S | 3.34 GAA | 2 SO | 0.899 SV%
S70 | Czechia | 9 GP | 2 W | 194 S | 3.07 GAA | 1 SO | 0.882 SV%
S71 | Czechia |10 GP | 4 W | 254 S | 2.65 GAA | 0 SO | 0.904 SV%
IIHF Knockout Rounds
S65 | Czechia | 2 GP | 1 W | 80 S | 3.00 GAA | 0 SO | 0.930 SV%
S68 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 42 S | 2.64 GAA | 0 SO | 0.933 SV%
S69 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 16 S | 4.06 GAA | 0 SO | 0.800 SV%
S71 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 25 S | 3.04 GAA | 0 SO | 0.893 SV%
Awards
S62 | WJC Gold Medal - British Isles (player & GM)
S62 | SMJHL All-Star Game
S62 | Nominee - Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated
S62 | Nominee - Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player (nominated by Nevada)
S64 | Nominee - Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S66 | SHL All-Star Game
S66 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S66 | 1st Team All-SHL
S68 | 3rd Team All-SHL
S68 | SHL All-Star Game
S69 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S69 | Nominee - Ron Mexico Award (Most Valuable Player)
S69 | 1st Team All-SHL
S70 | Nominee - John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S70 | 2nd Team All-SHL
S71 | SHL All-Star Game
S71 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S71 | Mike Honcho Trophy (Fewest Goals Allowed)
S71 | 1st Team All-SHL
S72 | SHL All-Star Game
S72 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S72 | Mike Honcho Trophy (Fewest Goals Allowed)
S72 | 1st Team All-SHL
Team Awards
Great Falls Grizzlies
S61 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader
S61 | "Boo Boo" Award - Best Rookie
S62 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader
S63 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader
S63 | "Bear Necessities" Award - Best Media Piece - "S63 Parlay Watch"
S64 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader
S64 | "Bear Necessities" Award - Best Media Piece - "Pinch me, I'm no longer Irish"
Montreal Patriotes
S64 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award
S64 | Rising Star Award
S65 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award
S69 | Golden Poutine Team MVP
S70 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award
S70 | Golden Poutine Team MVP
RD | S75 | Journey Man | KEL | VAN | SDT | MTL | International FA
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Height: 5'10"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 7
Birthplace: Sovereign Citizen, World
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Career Statistics
SMJHL Regular Season
S74 - KEL | 66 GP | 5 G | 15 A | 20 PTS | -26 +/- | 59 BLK | 67 H | 95.5 PDO
S75 - KEL | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | -2 +/- | 11 BLK | 0 H | 99.3 PDO
S75 - VAN | 63 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 PTS | -59 +/- | 146 BLK | 99 H | 95.4 PDO
Totals | 133 GP | 10 G | 24 A | 34 PTS | -87 +/- | 216 BLK | 166 H
SMJHL Playoffs
S74 - KEL | 6 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -4 +/- | 4 BLK | 6 H | 97.6 PDO
S75 - VAN | 7 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 PTS | +4 +/- | 7 BLK | 10 H | 107.0 PDO
Totals | 13 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 PTS | 0 +/- | 11 BLK | 16 H
WJC Round Robin
S73 | ICE | 12 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -3 +/- | 11 BLK | 12 H | 97.7 PDO
S74 | WOR | 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 PTS | -7 +/- | 23 BLK | 18 H | 94.1 PDO
S75 | WOR | 12 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | +4 +/- | 34 BLK | 18 H | 98.0 PDO
Totals | 36 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 PTS | -6 +/- | 68 BLK | 48 H
WJC Knockout Rounds
S73 | ICE | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | 1 +/- | 1 BLK | 2 H | 110.0 PDO
S75 | WOR | 3 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | 5 +/- | 1 BLK | 1 H | 111.6 PDO
Totals | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | 6 +/- | 2 BLK | 3 H
Awards
S75 | WJC Silver Medal - World
S75 | Elias Armia Award: Commissioner Award
Team Awards
Kelowna Knights
S74 | Maxim Horvat Award - Top Rookie
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02-03-2022, 02:49 PM steveoiscool Wrote: I've never seen someone unload so many rounds into their own feet before
Now this is the kind of comment that NL should make into a pasta :feet24577:
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02-02-2022, 03:45 PM SabresFan Wrote: This isn't a group of delicate snowflakes who trigger at the slightest mention of something that they either don’t agree with or do not understandSays the person writing passive-aggressive media posts calling out people who don't agree with him over a week after they disagreed with him.
02-02-2022, 07:50 PM SabresFan Wrote: OK Folks:
The Song "God Part II" is an answer, and in part, a tribute to, the earlier John Lennon song "God" where John points out things that he doesn't believe in.
Bono, a Christian answers: (One key point is that Bono often uses the statement "God is love" algebraically flipped, such that the word "love" stands for God)
Don't believe the devil
I don't believe his book
But the truth is not the same
Without the lies he made up
Don't believe in excess
Success is to give
Don't believe in riches
But you should see where I live
I, I believe in love
(In every stanza, there is a contradiction. "Don't believe in riches..." This is Bono recognizing a certain hypocrisy. He recognizes that he is a sinner and not a perfect Saint, taking advantage of his wealth at the same time that he works for the poor in such a way as to make it a second job. The last line reads "I, I believe in God" when you make the substitution that I suggested above. I believe that Bono is saying that despite is imperfections that he is still trying, and with God's grace, he will get there)
Don't believe in forced entry
Don't believe in rape
But every time she passes by
Wild thoughts escape
(This section is really quite nuanced, coming from a devout Christian. Bono, and myself in using his lyrics is saying that I DON'T believe in or condone violence against women. I DON'T believe in or condone rape. I believe that this includes being against the blatant objectification of women. That is certainly the case for me, and if you listen to Bono's support of women, it is for him as well. Yet, again there is a seeming contradiction in these four simple lines. I believe that Bono as a Christian, is aware that Jesus once said that if a man looks at a woman with lust in his heart, he has committed adultery. Bono and I recognize that it is almost impossible to avoid this level of sin. "every time she passes by, wild thoughts escape" is a dramatic way of saying that he and I have desires and that they are not always completely pure. Now, at some level, I was pointing out in my post, that these a certain level of desire is actually healthy. I thought that Merica's signature was tasteful and within that healthy range. These lyrics are not "rapey shit". The message is far more subtle than that. This is Christian Rock. It is not gangster rap.)
Let it be understood that I have nothing against anyone here. But Jesus also had something to say about people who were holding stones ready to cast them at an adulterer. He called out to them saying "Let the one of you who is sinless cast the first stone". All of those stones dropped to the ground. I am not sorry for making a post supporting Merica making a tasteful image of a woman. I am not sorry for the actual message either. Yet I am sorry for the impact that the post had however, and I will endeavor to be either more sensitive in the future, and for the better part will seek to not engage much more on the forums outside of improving my player and my teams.
Don't believe in Death Row
Skid row or the gangs
Don't believe in the Uzi
It just went off in my hands
I, I believe in love
Don't believe in cocaine
Got a speedball in my head
I could cut and crack you open
Did you hear what I said?
Don't believe them when they tell me
There ain't no cure
The rich stay healthy
The sick stay poor
I, I believe in love
Don't believe in Goldman
His type like a curse
Instant karma's gonna get him
If I don't get him first
Don't believe that Rock 'n' Roll
Can really change the world
As it spins in revolution
Yeah, it spirals and turns
I, I believe in love
Don't believe in the sixties
The golden age of pop
You glorify the past
When the future dries up
Heard a singer on the radio
Late last night
Says he's gonna kick the darkness
Till it bleeds daylight
I, I believe in love
Feel like I'm fallin'
I'm spinnin' on a wheel
It always stops beside a name
A presence I can feel
I believe in love
Stop!
Really, I don't believe that this is one of Bono's best efforts, but reading down toward the end of the song, he speaks of "A presence I can feel. I believe in love". This song is not "rapey shit" It is a statement that while there are many things that I reject, the one thing that can I always fall back on one thing that I can believe in: I believe in God and his presence. When everything else is going to shit, faith, hope, love and the presence of God remain.
So, as a Christian, I'm not here with the goal of hurting anyone or in winning any pissing contests. Go ahead and cast more stones if you want to. I have my shield and my strength. This is my final word on the subject.
This homily has ended. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord.
In the name of the Father and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.
Imagine going on about your rape message 2 weeks later, in a thread where you say your locker room isn't full of fragile snowflakes.