Hi folks, 

Ive come across some free time tomorrow with the wee one possibly coming down with something. So the plan is to attempt to record a pod for the first and quite possibly last time ever.
Please ask me some questions so it doesn't turn into a dramatic reading of kids books.

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Sigs by: Rum Ham, Orbiting Death x2, Enigmatic & Kyamprac

Why are Scottish people the best at sim leagues?

Also, if it does become a dramatic reading of kids books, I request the Tiger Who Came To Tea k thx

What do you have to do in NOLA to earn your mardi gras beads?

What is the best children's book of all time?

thank you amid, swoosh and eni for sigs! <3

Why you start SHL

Lasse Zeigler | | S70 | RW | #4 | STL | MIN/TEX | Germany | Peak TPE: 1902
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 225 lbs

S69 | Drafted 3rd Round, 34th Overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S70 | Drafted 2nd Round, 35th Overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S70 | Named Assistant Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows
S71 | Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows
S72 | Won the Four Star Cup with the St. Louis Scarecrows
S72 | Won Silver with Rhine in the WJC
S72 | Won Gold with Germany in the IIHF
S74 | Won Gold with Germany in the IIHF
S75 | Named Assistant Captain of the Minnesota Monarchs
S76 | Traded to the Texas Renegades
S76 | Won the Texas Renegades "Buckaroo" Award - (Most Underrated)
S76 | Names SHL All-Star (As a Last Player In)

SMJHL Regular Season
S69 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 16 | P: 30 | +/-: -41 | PIM: 34 | S: 97 | H: 160
S70 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 17 | P: 35 | +/-: -33 | PIM: 19 | S: 152 | H: 136
S71 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 23 | P: 39 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 46 | S: 172 | H: 160
S72 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 36 | P: 53 | +/-: +26 | PIM: 47 | S: 159 | H: 193
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SMJHL Totals | GP: 264 | G: 65 | A: 92 | P: 157 | +/-: -44 | PIM: 146 | S: 580 | H: 649

SMJHL Playoffs
S69 | STL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 2 | S: 7 | H: 16
S70 | STL | DID NOT QUALIFY
S71 | STL | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | S: 25 | H: 13
S72 | STL | GP: 20 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 6 | S: 51 | H: 53
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SMJHL Totals | GP: 33 | G: 9 | A: 13 | P: 22 | +/-: -9 | PIM: 8 | S: 83 | H: 82

SHL Regular Season
S73 | MIN | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 37 | P: 49 | +/-: -15 | PIM: 34 | S: 166 | H: 120
S74 | MIN | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 34 | P: 54 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 18 | S: 158 | H: 129
S75 | MIN | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 30 | P: 45 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 26 | S: 147 | H: 68
S76 | TEX | GP: 66 | G: 30 | A: 41 | P: 71 | +/-: +29 | PIM: 28 | S: 211 | H: 86
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SHL Totals | GP: 264 | G: 77 | A: 142 | P: 219 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 106 | S: 682 | H: 403

SHL Playoffs
S73 | MIN | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 9 | H: 6
S74 | MIN | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 6 | S: 10 | H: 10
S75 | MIN | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 7 | H: 1
S76 | TEX | GP: 13 | G: 4 | A: 10 | P: 14 | +/-: +-3 | PIM: 8 | S: 34 | H: 17
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SHL Totals | GP: 28 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: -17 | PIM: 14 | S: 60 | H: 34

Jayden Cloutier | | S64 | RD | #14 | STL | NEW/EDM/SFP | Canada | Peak TPE: 634 
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 170 lbs

S63 | Signed by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S64 | Drafted 2nd Round, 25th Overall by the New England Wolfpack
S64 | Named SMJHL All-Star
S64 | Won Gold Medal With Canada in the WJC
S65 | Named Assistant Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows
S65 | Named SMJHL All-Star
S66 | Traded to The Edmonton Blizzard
S65 | Named SMJHL All-Star
S68 | Signed with The San Francisco Pride
S68 | Jayden Cloutier Announced His Retirement

SMJHL Regular Season
S63 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 4 | P: 9 | +/-: -66 | PIM: 22 | S: 68 | SB: 156
S64 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 25 | P: 33 | +/-: -20 | PIM: 16 | S: 134 | SB: 164
S65 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 37 | P: 55  +/-: +11 | PIM: 31 | S: 211 | SB: 94
S66 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 28 | P: 39 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 28 | S: 191 | SB: 119
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SMJHL Totals | GP: 264 | G: 42 | A: 94 | P: 136 | +/-: -81 | PIM: 97 | S: 604 | SB: 533

SHL Regular Season
S67 | EDM | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 23 | P: 29 | +/-: -35 | PIM: 52 | S: 133 | SB: 101
S68 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 13 | P: 16 | +/-: -60 | PIM: 22 | S: 83 | SB: 65
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SHL Totals | GP: 132 | G: 9 | A: 36 | P: 45 | +/-: -95 | PIM: 74 | S: 216 | SB: 166

Player Page - Lasse Zeigler History - Jayden Cloutier GM Career

What has Remus (with his blue fur) been up to lately?

What's been your best moment in the SHL so far?

Oliver Castillon | Nevada Battleborn | Los Angeles Panthers | Peak TPE: TBD
  Center | #77 | Height: 6 ft., 1 in. | Weight: 200 lbs.
  Birthplace: Montpellier, FRA
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International Records
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|WJC | SWE | S69 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -11 +/- | 10 SOG | 7 Hits | 1 SB | 7 GA | 9 TA | 41.2% FOW|
|WJC | ICE | S70 | 12 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | 2 +/- | 9 SOG | 21 Hits | 5 SB | 5 GA | 2 TA | 00.0% FOW|
|WJC | RHI | S71 | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 +/- | 6 SOG | 8 Hits | 6 SB | 3 GA | 3 TA | 36.7% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S71 | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | 0 +/- | 8 SOG | 11 Hits | 0 SB | 6 GA | 2 TA | 50.0% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S72 | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -1 +/- | 7 SOG | 6 Hits | 1 SB | 4 GA | 5 TA | 46.0% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S73 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 1 +/- | 21 SOG | 4 Hits | 6 SB | 7 GA | 10 TA | 48.6% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S74 | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -9 +/- | 29 SOG | 3 Hits | 8 SB | 4 GA | 9 TA | 62.4% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S75 | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -3 +/- | 24 SOG | 6 Hits | 10 SB | 6 GA | 7 TA | 52.4% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S76 | 12 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | 2 +/- | 21 SOG | 7 Hits | 3 SB | 4 GA | 5 TA | 53.9% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S77 | 12 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | 4 +/- | 14 SOG | 12 Hits | 6 SB | 6 GA | 12 TA | 52.0% FOW|
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SMJHL Records
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|SMJHL | NBB | S69 | 9 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -7 +/- | 13 SOG | 7 Hits | 3 SB | 0 GA | 5 TA | 40.4% FOW| <-- DFA Season
|SMJHL | COL | S70 | 66 GP | 16 G | 30 A | 46 P | 12 +/- | 109 SOG | 110 Hits | 38 SB | 39 GA | 32 TA | 53.0% FOW|
|SMJHL | NBB | S71 | 66 GP | 21 G | 35 A | 56 P | 5 +/- | 169 SOG | 157 Hits | 43 SB | 60 GA | 56 TA | 41.1% FOW|
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SHL Records
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|SHL | LAP | S72 | 66 GP | 14 G | 22 A | 36 P | -1 +/- | 124 SOG | 52 Hits | 32 SB | 62 GA | 33 TA | 40.4% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S72 | 11 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -5 +/- | 26 SOG | 5 Hits | 5 SB | 7 GA | 3 TA | 41.2% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S73 | 66 GP | 18 G | 25 A | 43 P | -3 +/- | 136 SOG | 36 Hits | 29 SB | 40 GA | 40 TA | 49.1% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S73 | 8 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -5 +/- | 17 SOG | 9 Hits | 6 SB | 7 GA | 9 TA | 50.6% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S74 | 66 GP | 17 G | 35 A | 52 P | 10 +/- | 169 SOG | 47 Hits | 27 SB | 74 GA | 30 TA | 55.9% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S74 | 6 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -3 +/- | 12 SOG | 3 Hits | 2 SB | 4 GA | 4 TA | 55.3% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S75 | 66 GP | 30 G | 24 A | 54 P | 4 +/- | 167 SOG | 57 Hits | 25 SB | 44 GA | 45 TA | 48.8% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S75 | 18 GP | 6 G | 10 A | 16 P | 12 +/- | 35 SOG | 11 Hits | 9 SB | 12 GA | 17 TA | 54.7% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S76 | 66 GP | 39 G | 34 A | 73 P | 35 +/- | 240 SOG | 64 Hits | 23 SB | 58 GA | 32 TA | 52.3% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S76 | 12 GP | 7 G | 9 A | 16 P | 4 +/- | 43 SOG | 12 Hits | 7 SB | 8 GA | 4 TA | 44.4% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S77 | 66 GP | 24 G | 27 A | 51 P | 16 +/- | 197 SOG | 117 Hits | 37 SB | 73 GA | 34 TA | 52.8% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S77 | 13 GP | 6 G | 11 A | 17 P | 5 +/- | 33 SOG | 22 Hits | 18 SB | 12 GA | 11 TA | 59.3% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S78 | 66 GP | 30 G | 43 A | 73 P | 49 +/- | 180 SOG | 102 Hits | 41 SB | 64 GA | 41 TA | 64.9% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S78 | 24 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | 16 +/- | 62 SOG | 39 Hits | 14 SB | 24 GA | 18 TA | 48.3% FOW|
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Events
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S69: Signed as a Draftable Free Agent with the Nevada Battleborn.
S69: Loaned from Team Rhine to Team Sweden to play in the WJC Tournament.
S70: Drafted 2OA by the Colorado Raptors
S70: Loaned from Team Rhine to Team Ice to play in the WJC Tournament.
S70: Won WJC Bronze with Team Ice.
S71: Drafted 6OA by the Los Angeles Panthers!
S71: Traded from Colorado to Nevada for S73 3rd & Derek Fitz.
S72: Called Up to the Los Angeles Panthers.
✪✪S75: CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION WITH THE LOS ANGELES PANTHERS!✪✪
✪✪S78: CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION WITH THE LOS ANGELES PANTHERS!✪✪


Thanks @enigmatic, @Carpy48, @Bayley, @Ragnar, @sulovilen, & @dasboot for the signatures!

Danny Marston | St. Louis Scarecrows | Toronto North Stars | Peak TPE: 1909
  Center | #34 | Height: 6 ft., 2 in. | Weight: 205 lbs.
  Birthplace: Lithia, FL, USA
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St. Louis Records
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| S51 | 62 GP | 14 G |  20 A | 34 Pts |  -12 +/- | 128 SOG | 10.94 Sh% | 17 Hits |    8 SB |
| S52 | 67 GP | 13 G |  27 A | 40 Pts | +15 +/- | 113 SOG | 11.50 Sh% | 70 Hits |  12 SB |
| S53 | 64 GP |   7 G |  38 A | 45 Pts |    -9 +/- | 144 SOG |  4.87 Sh% | 46 Hits | 111 SB |15 GvA|25 TkA|
| S54 | 57 GP | 15 G |  35 A | 50 Pts |     0 +/- | 130 SOG | 11.54 Sh% | 48 Hits |  59 SB |19 GvA|16 TkA|
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Toronto Records
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| S55 | 50 GP |  8 G  | 17 A | 25 Pts |  -35 +/- |  78 SOG |10.26 Sh% | 67 Hits |  77 SB | 19 GvA |13 TkA|
| S56 | 50 GP |  6 G  | 17 A | 23 Pts |  -  1 +/- | 103 SOG|  5.83 Sh% |  54 Hits |  38 SB | 34 GvA |10 TkA|
| S57 | 66 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 Pts |  13 +/-  | 156 SOG|10.90 Sh% |113 Hits|  66 SB | 34 GvA |  9 TkA|
| S58 | 85 GP | 23 G | 40 A | 63 Pts |  29 +/-  | 250 SOG|11.22 Sh% |143 Hits|117 SB | 42 GvA |34 TkA|
| S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 31 A | 47 Pts |  23 +/-  | 172 SOG|  9.30 Sh% |107 Hits|  88 SB | 28 GvA |  9 TkA|
| S60 | 70 GP | 30 G | 43 A | 73 Pts |    9 +/-  | 217 SOG|13.82 Sh% |  74 Hits|110 SB | 32 GvA |31 TkA|
| S61 | 71 GP | 19 G | 52 A | 71 Pts |    4 +/-  | 207 SOG|  9.18 Sh% |  66 Hits|116 SB | 41 GvA |21 TkA|
| S62 | 70 GP |   9 G | 33 A | 42 Pts |  -9 +/-  | 184 SOG|  4.89 Sh% |  77 Hits|122 SB | 38 GvA |36 TkA|
| S63 | 71 GP | 29 G | 30 A | 59 Pts |    9 +/-  | 225 SOG|12.89 Sh% |  57 Hits|104 SB | 43 GvA |27 TkA|
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Winnipeg Records
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| S64 | 70 GP | 17 G | 28 A | 45 Pts |-28 +/-  | 165 SOG|10.30 Sh% |122 Hits|129 SB | 42 GvA |27 TkA|
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Team USA Records
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| S51 WJC  | 28 GP | 5 G |  7 A | 12 Pts | +8 +/- | 39 SOG |12.82 Sh% | 35 Hits |  2 SB |
| S52 WJC  | 22 GP | 1 G |  6 A |   7 Pts | +6 +/- | 24 SOG |  4.17 Sh% | 15 Hits |  0 SB |
| S53 WJC  | 21 GP | 3 G |  2 A |   5 Pts |   0 +/- | 37 SOG |  8.11 Sh% | 11 Hits | 25 SB |  1 GvA  | 3 TkA |
| S54 WJC  | 22 GP | 6 G |10 A | 16 Pts | -5 +/- | 62 SOG |  9.68 Sh% | 21 Hits | 37 SB | 11 GvA  | 8 TkA |
| S55 IIHF  | 20 GP | 1 G |  2 A |   3 Pts | -7 +/- | 28 SOG |   3.57 Sh% | 20 Hits |   5 SB |   6 GvA  |  5 TkA |
| S56 IIHF  | 20 GP | 0 G |  3 A |   3 Pts |  0 +/- |   8 SOG |  0.00 Sh%  | 20 Hits | 10 SB |   2 GvA  |  3 TkA |
| S57 IIHF  | 21 GP | 3 G |  2 A |   5 Pts |  4 +/- | 20 SOG | 15.00 Sh% |   9 Hits |   5 SB |   2 GvA  |  4 TkA |
| S58 IIHF  | 20 GP | 2 G |  7 A |   9 Pts |  0 +/- | 49 SOG |   4.10 Sh% | 26 Hits | 28 SB |   6 GvA  |  3 TkA |
| S59 IIHF  | 20 GP | 5 G |  8 A | 13 Pts |  6 +/- | 49 SOG | 10.18 Sh% | 31 Hits |13 SB | 13 GvA  |  4 TkA |
| S60 IIHF  | 19 GP | 7 G |13 A | 20 Pts |13 +/- | 51 SOG | 14.40 Sh% | 26 Hits |   9 SB |   7 GvA  |  8 TkA |
| S61 IIHF  | 20 GP | 8 G |11 A | 19 Pts |  4 +/- | 56 SOG | 14.31 Sh% | 31 Hits |   9 SB |   6 GvA  | 22 TkA|
| S62 IIHF  | 20 GP | 5 G |  5 A | 10 Pts | -1 +/- | 52 SOG |    9.60 Sh% |  25 Hits | 13 SB |   5 GvA  | 24 TkA|
| S63 IIHF  | 20 GP | 5 G |  5 A | 10 Pts | -1 +/- | 52 SOG |    9.60 Sh% |  25 Hits | 13 SB |   5 GvA  | 24 TkA|
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Events
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S51: Drafted 13OA in Round 2 by the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S52: Drafted 9OA in Round 1 by the Minnesota Chiefs.
S52: Named Assistant Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S52: Won Luke Riggs Award; STL Award for Best Locker Room Presence.
S53: Traded from MIN to TOR.
S53: Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S53: Won Brandon Holmes Award; SMJHL Award for Best Defensive Forward.
S53: Won Mika Kandinsky Award; STL Award for Best Two-Way Forward.
S54: Extended contract with Toronto through S57.
✪ S54: WJC Team USA Gold Medalist ✪
S55: SHL All-Rookie Team
S55: Won 5 of 14 Toronto Team Awards
S57: Extended contract with Toronto through S61.
S60: Named to the Eastern Conference All-Star Team.
S62: Named Assistant Captain of the Toronto North Stars.
S63: Named Captain of Team USA for IIHF.
✪ S63: IIHF Team USA Gold Medalist ✪
S64: Signed in Free Agency with the Winnipeg Aurora.
S65: Officially Retired.


Shiny Shuckle | Colorado Raptors | Winnipeg Aurora | Peak TPE: 499
Goalie | #30 | Height: 6 ft., 0 in. | Weight: 200 lbs.
Hatched: Route 9A, New York, NY, USA
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Colorado Records
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|S64| 28 GP | 1618 MP | 19 -   4 - 3 |   684 SHA |   74 GA | 2.74 GAA | 1 SO | 0.892 SV%| 
|S65| 56 GP | 3254 MP | 33 - 20 - 1 | 1606 SHA | 168 GA | 3.10 GAA | 4 SO | 0.895 SV%| 
|S66| 59 GP | 3470 MP | 40 - 14 - 3 | 1612 SHA | 152 GA | 2.63 GAA | 3 SO | 0.906 SV%| 
|S67| 54 GP | 3073 MP | 30 - 23 - 1 | 1724 SHA | 186 GA | 3.63 GAA | 3 SO | 0.892 SV%| 
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SHL Level Records
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|S67| BAP |  9 GP | 389 MP | 3 - 3 - 0 | 214 SHA | 28 GA | 4.32 GAA | 1 SO | 0.869 SV%| 
|S68| WPG|13 GP | 777 MP |11- 2 - 0 | 298 SHA | 21 GA | 1.62 GAA | 1 SO | 0.930 SV%| 
|S69| WPG|13 GP | 730 MP |12- 0 - 0 | 271 SHA | 16 GA | 1.31 GAA | 3 SO | 0.941 SV%| 
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Finland Records
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|S64| WJC | 10 GP | 567 MP | 5 - 2 - 2 | 196 SHA | 14 GA | 1.48 GAA | 3 SO | 0.929 SV%| 
|S65| WJC |   6 GP | 338 MP | 2 - 3 - 1 | 185 SHA | 26 GA | 4.62 GAA | 0 SO | 0.859 SV%| 
|S66| WJC | 14 GP | 803 MP | 5 - 8 - 0 | 428 SHA | 34 GA | 2.54 GAA | 3 SO | 0.921 SV%| 
|S67| WJC | 16 GP | 970 MP | 6 - 9 - 1 | 422 SHA | 48 GA | 2.97 GAA | 0 SO | 0.886 SV%| 
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Events
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S64: Drafted 22OA in Round 2 by the Colorado Raptors.
S64: Transferred to Finland for International Tournaments.
S64: Won Silver Medal with WJC Finland as the Backup Goaltender.
S65: Drafted 45OA in Round 3 by the Winnipeg Aurora.
S66: Co-Winner of the Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy; SMJHL Award for Highest Team Save Percentage.
S66: Winner of the Cedric Robinson Trophy; SMJHL Award for Best Goalie.
S66: Nominated for the Ideen Fallah Award; SMJHL Award for Award Committee MVP.
S67: Traded to Baltimore from Winnipeg.
S67: Made 1st SHL Start for Baltimore Platoon Against the Hamilton Steelhawks (11/2 5-4W(SO)).
S68: Traded to Winnipeg from Baltimore.
S69: Announced retirement.


Site Jobs: Daniel J. Marston
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S51/S52: WJC GM for Team USA.
S52/S53: WJC Co-GM for Team USA.
S54: Became the General Manager of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S60: Retired from Management of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S62: Interim General Manager of the Toronto North Stars.
S65: Hired as IIHF Broadcaster (IIHF Simmer).
S69: Hired as Co-Head of Broadcasting (Head Simmer).  
S70: Nominated for Damian Littleton Achievement Award.
S72: Nominated for Damian Littleton Achievement Award.
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St. Louis Records
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S54 | 26 W | 23 L | 1 OTL | 53 Pts | 147 GF | 148 GA |
          East 3rd; League 5th; Lost in Round 1 to CAR (G7)
S55 | 18 W | 28 L | 4 OTL | 40 Pts | 113 GF | 162 GA |
          East 4th; League 9th; Lost in Round 1 to VAN (G4)
S56 | 18 W | 29 L | 3 OTL | 39 Pts | 119 GF | 173 GA |
          East 5th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to MET (G7)
S57 | 25 W | 36 L | 5 OTL | 55 Pts | 163 GF | 206 GA |
          East 5th; League 11th; Won in Round 1 to KEL (G7), Lost in Round 2 to ANC (G4) 
S58 | 19 W | 40 L | 7 OTL | 45 Pts | 170 GF | 254 GA |
          East 5th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to ANC (G6) 
S59 | 20 W | 40 L | 6 OTL | 46 Pts | 161 GF | 241 GA |
          East 6th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to QCC (G7) 
S60 | 28 W | 30 L | 8 OTL | 64 Pts | 202 GF | 214 GA |
          East 5th; League 9th; Won in Round 1 to DET (G4), Lost in Round 2 to VAN (G7) 

Why are you such a big fan of Owen Farrell and your honest thoughts on Marcus Smith?

Who is your favourite NOLA goalie and why is it a giant bear?

What did you ask Madden? And what was his answer?

Kiwi Söderberg-Snooks || RD || Nevada Battleborn
Birthplace: Wellington, New Zealand
Height: 6' 6"
Weight: 225lbs
Number: 38
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S78 31OA in SMJHL Entry Draft - Nevada Battleborn

S78 WJC Team Czechia Player - Silver Medal

S79 6OA in SHL Entry Draft - Chicago Syndicate

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S78 - NBB || 66 GP || 5 G || 22 A || 27 P || 4 Wins || 81 PIMs

SHL Regular Season Stats

Conner Snooks || LW || PHI/EDM/NOLA/WPG || NBB || Retired

Birthplace: Swansea, Wales, UK

Height: 5' 10"

Weight: 190lbs

Number: 19

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S60 Undrafted FA - Nevada Battleborn

S60 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal

S61 13OA in SHL Entry Draft - Philadelphia Forge

S61 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player - Finalist

S62 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal

S64 Ryan Jesster Award - Best Rookie - Winner

S68 Made All-SHL 3rd Team

S69 Challenge Cup Winner

S69 IIHF Great Britain Player - Bronze Medal

S73 Challenge Cup Winner

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S60 - NBB || 66 GP || 11 G || 7 A || 18 P || -46 || 11:56 ATOI

S61 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 21 A || 49 P || -6 || 17:10 ATOI

S62 - NBB || 66 GP || 21 G || 22 A || 43 P || 1 || 16:58 ATOI

S63 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 35 A || 63 P || 26 || 18:12 ATOI

SHL Regular Season Stats

S64 - PHI || 66 GP || 24 G || 18 A || 42 P || -1 || 18:42 ATOI

S65 - PHI || 66 GP || 27 G || 30 A || 57 P || 18 || 20:42 ATOI

S66 - PHI || 66 GP || 33 G || 38 A || 71 P || 5 || 19:15 ATOI

S67 - PHI || 66 GP || 37 G || 52 A || 89 P || 26 || 21:55 ATOI

S68 - PHI || 66 GP || 48 G || 51 A || 99 P || 35 || 21:30 ATOI

S69 - PHI || 66 GP || 38 G || 34 A || 72 P || 13 || 20:53 ATOI

S70 - EDM || 66 GP || 43 G || 53 A || 96 P || 6 || 21:16 ATOI

S71 - EDM || 66 GP || 29 G || 36 A || 65 P || 30 || 18:02 ATOI

S72 - EDM || 66 GP || 24 G || 40 A || 64 P || 43 || 16:43 ATOI

S73 - EDM || 66 GP || 22 G || 32 A || 54 P || 43 || 16:05 ATOI

S74 - NOLA || 66 GP || 31 G || 32 A || 63 P || 28 || 19:53 ATOI

S75 - NOLA || 66 GP || 19 G || 36 A || 55 P || 23 || 16:40 ATOI

S76 - NOLA || 66 GP || 18 G || 35 A || 53 P || 12 || 16:58 ATOI

S77 - WPG || 66 GP || 6 G || 23 A || 29 P || -8 || 18:12 ATOI

:AlerisApple: || co-GM Nevada Battleborn || S63 - S77

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S60 - WJC - Team British Isles Gold Medal

S61 - WJC - Team Young Guns Group Stage

S66 - WJC - Team British Isles First Round

S66 - NBB - SMJHL Regular Season 1st Place Finish

S66 - NBB - Nour Harrak Winner (Best GM Duo)

S66 - NBB - Four Star Cup Winner

S76 - WJC - Team Ice First Round

What do you hope to get out of your player when his career is over?

What the hell is that player name from anyway?

Could you beat up mooty in a fight?

What team would you want to play for if you weren't destined to be a Specter for life?

Joe Kurczewski ll New Orleans Specters GM ll 1679 TPE

Drafted 12th overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S31 SHL Entry Draft
Drafted 22nd Overall to STL in the SMJHL S30 Entry Draft
Named Assistant Captain of the Scarecrows for S30
Named Captain of the Scarecrows for S31 and S32
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S31
Traded to Montreal at the S32 Trade Deadline
Named STL Scarecrows Co-GM
Won the S32 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S34
Won the S39 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Won the S40 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S40 Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP as voted by the awards committee)
Won the S40 Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP as voted by the players)
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S40.
Won the S42 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S42 Jeff Dar Trophy for Best Two-Way Forward
Won the S42 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
Won the S44 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Traded in the S44/S45 offseason to the Edmonton Blizzard for an S46 1st Round Pick
Won the S45 Challenge Cup with the Edmonton Blizzard
Won the S45 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarerows
Was awarded one of the two expansion franchises for S46 (New Orleans Specters)
 SHL STATS

Regular Season
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S33: 50 GP - 6 G - 9 A - 15 PTS
S34: 50 GP - 14 G - 14 A - 28 PTS
S35: 50 GP - 14 G - 12 A - 26 PTS
S36: 50 GP - 23 G - 29 A - 52 PTS
S37: 50 GP - 28 G - 29 A - 57 PTS
S38: 50 GP - 25 G - 21 A - 46 PTS
S39: 50 GP - 17 G - 30 A - 47 PTS
S40: 50 GP - 29 G - 37 A - 66 PTS
S41: 50 GP - 25 G - 38 A - 63 PTS
S42: 50 GP - 18 G - 35 A - 53 PTS
S43: 50 GP - 17 G - 35 A - 52 PTS
S44: 50 GP - 21 G - 24 A - 45 PTS
S45: 50 GP - 22 G - 37 A - 59 PTS
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Career: 650 GP - 259 G - 350 A - 609 PTS

Playoffs:
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S32: 2 GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S33: 16 GP - 6 G - 3 A - 9 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to NEW 4-2)

S34: Did Not Qualify
S35: 13 GP - 7 G - 4 A - 11 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to POR 4-3)
S36: 11 GP - 5 G - 7 A - 12 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to TEX 4-0)
S37: 7 GP - 5 G - 8 A - 13 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to SEA 4-3)
S38: 17 GP - 10 G - 11 A - 21 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to MAN 4-2)
S39: 4 GP - 1 G  - 1 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to LAP 4-0)
S40: 19 GP - 6 G - 18 A - 24 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S41: 6 GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S42: 16 GP - 10 G - 15 A - 25 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S43: 6 GP - 5 G - 3 A - 8 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S44: 5 GP - 0 G - 2 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to EDM 4-1)
S45: 18 GP - 9 G - 10 A - 19 PTS(Won Challenge Cup)
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Totals: 138 GP - 68 G - 84 A - 152 PTS

SMJHL STATS
Regular Season:

S30: 50 GP - 13 G - 13 A - 26 PTS 
S31: 50 GP - 17 G - 21 A - 38 PTS
S32: STL: 42 GP - 14 G - 7 A - 21 PTS
S32: MTL: 8 GP - 2 G - 2 A - 4 PTS 
S32: TOT: 50 GP - 16 G - 9 A - 25 PTS
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Playoffs: 
 
S30: 7GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS
S31: 4GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS
S32: 4GP - 3 G - 1 A - 4 PTS


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Why does Kyle smell?

Did you think you would end up on another team other then Nola? What do u think that would have been like?

Have you learned more about hockey due to SHL or are u still mostly confused on the rules?

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Can you tell us any funny rugby related story (involving you playing)?

Do you find the way people react towards your accent weird or you're flattered by it?

What's the coolest spot to visit in Scotland in your opinion?

What do you think NOLA need to place them in the "contenders" talks?

How embarrassed are you that Zayn's player is getting more points than yours?

Elena Maximova | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine
Number: 64
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S78: Won Challenge Cup with the Los Angeles Panthers
S76: Traded to the Los Angeles Panthers
S72: Won Four Star Cup with the St. Louis Scarecrows
S72: Traded to the St. Louis Scarecrows
S70: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S69: Won Quilha Agante Trophy (best SMJHL dman)
S69: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles
S69: Named ass-captain of the Québec City Citadelles
S69: Drafted 3rd overall by the Québec City Citadelles


Jasper Maximov | Defense | New Orleans Specters | Retired
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine
Number: 13
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S68: Won gold medal with Sweden
S66: Signed with the New Orleans Specters
S61: Traded to the Baltimore Platoon
S58: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles
S57: Won silver WJC medal with Sweden
S56: Drafted 9th overall by the Winnipeg Jets
S55: Named captain of the Québec City Citadelles
S55: Drafted 20th overall by the Québec City Citadelles


Мариа Максимова | Defense | West Kendall Platoon | Retired
Birthplace: Saint Petersburg, Russia
Number: 9
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Transactions/Achievements:
S38: Won gold medal with Russia
S37: Named alternate captain for the West Kendall Platoon
S32: Won bronze medal with Russia
S28: Won silver medal with Russia
S26: Named to the All-Rookie team
S26: Won gold medal with Russia
S26: Named captain of Russia
S25: Won Four Star Cup with the Kelowna Knights
S25: Won SMJHL Prospects Showcase as co-GM of the Outlaws (/w Lord Pretty Flacko)
S25: Drafted 4th overall by the West Kendall Platoon
S24: Named alternate captain for the Kelowna Knights
S24: Drafted 10th overall by the Kelowna Knights

How do u get the beeg yoshi

Teddy Bloos | Centre | TBW |

S78 SMJHL Draft: Round 2, 32nd overall (TBW)

S79 SHL Draft: Round 1, 19th overall (TBB)

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S78 | TBW | 66GP | 13G | 21A | 34P | 89 Hits | 68 DGR

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SMJHL Playoff Stats

 S78 | TBW | 7GP | 1G | 6A | 7P | 10 Hits | 65 DGR

Vaseline Podcalzone | Winger | SEA "C" |

S55 SMJHL Draft: Round 3, 31st overall (NL)

S56 SHL Draft: Round 2, 23rd overall (SEA)

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S55 | NL | 50GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | 6PIM | 33 Hits

S56 | NL | 50GP | 11G | 17A | 28P | 8PIM | 109 Hits

S57 | NL "A"| 66GP | 16G | 29A | 45P | 32PIM | 153 Hits

S58 | NL "C"| 66GP | 21G | 20A | 41P | 8PIM | 119 Hits

TOTAL | 232GP | 50G | 72A | 122 P | 54PIM | 414 Hits

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SMJHL Playoffs Stats

S55 | NL | 17GP | 0G | 4A | 4P | 12PIM | 20 Hits

S56 | NL | 17GP | 3G | 1A | 4P | 2PIM | 32 Hits

S57 | NL "A"| 11GP | 1G | 8A | 9P | 0PIM | 40 Hits

S58 | NL "C" | 15GP | 5G | 10A | 15P | 10PIM | 33 Hits

TOTAL | 60GP | 9G | 23A | 32P | 24PIM | 125 Hits

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SHL Regular Season Stats

S59 | SEA | 66GP | 17G | 19A | 36P | 18PIM | 107 Hits 

S60 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 14G | 16A | 30P | 30PIM | 117 Hits

S61 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 22G | 20A | 42P | 23PIM | 117 Hits

S62 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 17G | 25A | 42P | 6PIM | 141 Hits

S63 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 27G | 20A | 47P | 22PIM | 143 Hits

S64 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 52A | 71P | 10PIM | 157 Hits

S65 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 40G | 44A | 84P | 27PIM | 147 Hits 

S66 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 36A | 57P | 38PIM | 146 Hits 

S67 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 38PIM | 133 Hits 

S68 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 30G | 56A | 86P | 36PIM | 152 Hits 

S69 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 42PIM | 151 Hits 

S70 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 59A | 74P | 36PIM | 162 Hits 

S71 | SEA “C”| 66GP | 25G | 36A | 61P | 62PIM | 150 Hits 

S72 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 34A | 49P | 39PIM | 87 Hits 

S73 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 24G | 28A | 52P | 28PIM | 97 Hits

S74 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 20A | 39P | 54PIM | 121 Hits 

S75 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 22A | 43P | 52PIM | 107 Hits 

S76 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 18A | 33P | 62PIM | 92 Hits 

S77 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 13G | 26A | 39P | 20PIM | 97 Hits 

S78 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 12G | 17A | 29P | 15PIM | 90 Hits 

TOTAL | 1254GP | 424G | 648A | 1072P | 658PIM | 2514 Hits

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SHL Playoff Stats

S59 | SEA | 10GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 0PIM | 11 Hits

S60 | SEA "A"| 7GP | 0G | 5A | 5P | 0PIM | 14 Hits

S61 | SEA "A"| 5GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | 0PIM | 9 Hits

S62 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | 0PIM | 32 Hits

S63 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 6G | 6A | 12P | 0PIM | 24 Hits

S64 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 2G | 1A | 3P | 2PIM | 15 Hits

S65 | SEA "C"| 6GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 2PIM | 13 Hits

S66 | SEA "C"| 22GP | 5G | 19A | 24P | 10PIM | 56 Hits

S67 | SEA "C"| 23GP | 10G | 18A | 28P | 4PIM | 45 Hits

S68 | SEA "C"| 21GP | 12G | 15A | 27P | 10PIM | 52 Hits

S69 | SEA "C"| 16GP | 6G | 16A | 22P | 10PIM | 47 Hits

S70 | SEA "C"| 13GP | 5G | 11A | 16P | 6PIM | 28 Hits

S71 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | 2 PIM | 15 Hits
S72 | SEA "C"| 5GP | 2G | 4A | 6P | 6 PIM | 3 Hits

S78 | SEA "C"| 4GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | 0 PIM | 6 Hits 

TOTAL | 170GP | 57G | 104A | 161P | 52PIM | 370 Hits 

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S55 Four Star Cup

S58 Volsungr Award

S58 Vaseline Podcalzone Award

S58 Berserker of the Year

SHL S59 All-Rookie

S59 Jesster Finalist

S64 Richan Finalist

SEA Franchise Points Leader

S67 Challenge Cup

5x SHL All-Star (S60, S64, S65, S67, S75)

S68 Challenge Cup

S68 Dar Finalist

1000 Career SHL Regular Season Points

Beeg Yoshi | Management | TBW GM |

NL Scout S58

NL Coach S59-S61

S60 Four Star Cup (Coach)

NL Co-GM S62-S64

S62 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

S63 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

S63 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)

S64 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)

S64 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

REG Co-GM S72-S75

REG Interim Head GM S75

REG/TBW Head GM S75-

If you could have any one person of your dreams sign up for the SHL who would it be. And do you think you would try and get traded to their team so they notice you?

If every team was a different color skittle would you eat them all together or separately?

What's your predictions on this season's WJC and IIHF tournaments?

austria hasn't won lately, but hopefully by the time you record the next episode we have won a couple of games lol. What is Austria missing? On the ice or in the locker room aha.

Stavros Kondos || F || Seattle Argonauts



Theo Kondos || F || Jesster & Darr Winner - CC x2 || 
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 |  SOG: 130 |  HITS:35  |  TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 |  SOG: 181 |  HITS:41  |  TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 |  SOG: 184 |  HITS:44  |  TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 |  SOG: 188 |  HITS:48  |  TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 |  SOG: 207 |  HITS:57  |  TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 |  SOG: 297 |  HITS:90  |  TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 |  SOG: 237 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 |  SOG: 240 |  HITS:161 |  TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 |  HITS:134 |  TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:164 |  TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60  |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:159 |  TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57  |  SOG: 143 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48  |  SOG: 120 |  HITS:123 |  TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66  |  SOG: 199 |  HITS:126 |  TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 |  G:2 |  A:7   |  P:9   | SOG: 16  | HITS:6  | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 |  G:6 |  A:10 |  P:16  | SOG: 33  | HITS:4  | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:5   |  P:5   | SOG: 23  | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 |  G:6 |  A:12 |  P:18  | SOG: 47  | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 |  G:9 |  A:11 |  P:20  | SOG: 75  | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:3   |  P:3   | SOG: 37  | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 |  G:3 |  A:10 |  P:13 |  SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 |  G:3 |  A:7 |  P:10  |  SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14|  G:8|  A:12 |  P:20  |  SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 |  G:0 |  A:4  |  P:4  |  SOG: 18  | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15|  G:5 |  A:12 |  P:17 |  SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7|   G:1 |  A:6 |  P:7 |  SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria  [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]


Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
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Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)

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