All-Assists No Goals (sure they have some goals, but they have all the assists so let them keep assisting each other)

F- Alexis Paquette
F-Jeff Larsson
F-Viktor Krunk
D- Rand Al'Thor
D- Mikko Rashford
G - Mrs. McSaves (with the name McSaves, they have to be the goalie)

Reed Kobo - Winger - #33
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Elijah Jones - Winger - #33 Retired
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Toivo Kosonen - Defenseman - #33 Retired
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Team Stinky

LW - Jolmi Koivu
C - C Jobin
RW - Ben waters Jr.
LD - Wide Peepo Happy 3 Koivu
RD - Tommi Koivu
G - B Jobin

This year's All-Inactivity Team is comprised of the players who are at 155 TPE or lower

F - Don Gritty - 155 TPE
F - Isiah Lopez - 89 TPE
F - Thunder Cena - 155 TPE
D - Mark Regerre - 155 TPE
D - Pavski Rooney - 155 TPE

G - Bob Hart - 155 TPE

                               Sig Credit - @Azjha_59

S64 SMJHL All - Players whose names start with the same letter - Team
F - Mrs. McSaves - DET
F - Tommy Tightpants - NL
F - Jaeger Jones - REG
D - Scott Stevens - CAR
D - Tom Taylor - STL
G - Rusty Remao - MET

The S64 all JOBIN team (even tho not all are in the J, fuck it lol)

F - JoJo Larkin (JoJobin)
F - C JOBIN
F - Joe Burrow (joe is kinda jobin)
D - Rocky Baljoa (Baljoa is BalJobin)
G - A JOBIN
G - B JOBIN

yea we have 2 goalies, no one will score on us, suckers

Reid Sutherland || C || Detroit Falcons || Seattle Argonauts - coGM || 1735 TPE 

Name: Reid Sutherland

Username: reid_sutherland

Age: 21

Birthplace: Minnesota, USA Somewhere is Sweden

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 190 lbs

Number: 5

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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season: 

S52: 6G || 10A || 16P || -6 +/- || 54.20 FO%

S53: 9G || 31A || 40P || +25 +/- || 52.5 FO%

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Transaction History:

S52: Drafted 24th overall to the Detroit Falcons

S53: Drafted 14th overall to the Winnipeg Jets

S53 Zach Miller Award Recipient

Thanks Wasty, Carpy, JSS, TurdFerguson, Geekusoid and Awesomecakes for the sigs!

Players whose username starts with Z

F - Anthony Archer
F - Matthew Anderson
F - Kwame Dakari
D - Puddles O Duck
D - Seamus O Slapahan
G - Zach Attack *

Phineas Gold || LW || Minnesota Monarchs/Manhattan Rage/Montreal Militia/Carolina Krakens 
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S49 SMJHL Draft: 1st Round, Pick #13 OA, Montreal Militia
S50 SHL Draft: 1st Round, Pick #14 OA, Manhattan Rage

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SMJHL Stats

S49 MTL |LW| GP: 50 G: 5 A: 9 +/-: -3 PIM: 23 HIT: 28 SB: 7 SHT: 85 FO%: 33.33%

S49 Four Star Cup Champion

S50 CAR|C| GP: 50 G: 15 A: 26 +/-: +22 PIM: 22 HIT: 28 SB: 8 SHT: 112 FO%: 50.80%
S50 Four Star Cup Champion
S51 CAR|C| GP: 50 G: 19 A: 24 +/-: +19 PIM: 23 HIT: 63 SB: 11 SHT: 104 FO%: 49.22% #1 SNIPER IN LEAGUE
S51 Laurifer Cup
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SHL Stats
S52 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 12 A: 13 +/-: 3 PIM: 0 HIT:4 SB:13 SHT: 115 FO%: 17.33%
S52 MAN Division Champions; MAN Conference Champions; MAN Challenge Cup Champions
S53 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 18 A: 15 +/-: 21 PIM: 8 HIT:58 SB:29 SHT: 121 GR: 58
S54 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 +/-: 9 PIM: 38 HIT:80 SB:22 SHT: 133 GR: 58
S55 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 17 A: 13 +/-: 14 PIM: 12 HIT:61 SB:31 SHT: 106 GR: 61
S56 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 19 A: 18 +/-: 30 PIM: 15 HIT:65 SB:43 SHT: 158 GR: 57
S57 MAN |LW| GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 +/-: 27 PIM: 15 HIT:102 SB:69 SHT: 204 GR: 61
S58 MAN |C| GP: 66 G: 27 A: 38 +/-: -11 PIM: 28 HIT:125 SB:75 SHT: 232 GR: 66
S59 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 34 A: 26 +/-: -4 PIM: 14 HIT:121 SB:75 SHT: 241 GR: 70
S60 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 32 A: 40 +/-: 13 PIM: 34 HIT:111 SB:91 SHT: 201 GR: 67
S61 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 20 A: 38 +/-: 16 PIM: 12 HIT:99 SB:67 SHT: 189 GR: 68
S62 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 19 A: 45 +/-: -11 PIM: 24 HIT:88 SB:79 SHT: 180 GR: 62
S63 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 14 A: 28 +/-: -33 PIM: 34 HIT:32 SB:66 SHT: 122 GR: 60
TOTAL || GP: 712 G: 258 A: 319 +/-: 74 PIM: 234 HIT: 946 SB:660 SHT: 1802

Seamus O'Slapahan || RD|| New England Wolfpack/Nevada Battleborn 
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S64 Free Agent - Signed with Nevada Battleborn
S65 SHL Draft: 2nd Round, Pick 27 OA, New England Wolfpack
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SMJHL Stats
S64 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 6 A: 14 +/-: 5 PIM: 14 HIT: 107 SB: 58 SHT: 95 DGR: 52
S65 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 13 A: 29 +/-: 36 PIM: 12 HIT: 123 SB: 99 SHT: 164 DGR: 61
S66 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 12 A: 34 +/-: 35 PIM: 28 HIT: 133 SB: 74 SHT: 191 DGR: 78
S66 Laurifer Trophy, 4-Star Cup
S67 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 9 A: 34 +/-: 13 PIM: 34 HIT: 146 SB: 87 SHT: 197 DGR: 77
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SHL Stats

Credit to Vulfzilla for the awesome render pic
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Alliteration Team
F - Luke Laraque
F - Jaeger Jones
F - Wing Wang
D - Tekkeitsertok Towtoongie
D - Tom Taylor
G - Jonas Johansson

The all koivu lineup goes unbeievably incredibly stupidly hard. This is the dream we were all waiting for. Also nour is the goalie because he is my good friend.

F- Jolmi Koivu
F- Paul Koivu
F- Ricky Koivu
D- Binko Koivu
D- Tommi Koivu
G- B Jobin

(Sig Credit: toedragon84)


Jolmi Koivu || RW/C || Colorado Raptors || 289TPE
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S55 - COL || 66GP || 12G ||23A || 35P || +/-: 9 || 129 SOG
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Player History
Drafted Round 3 pick 36 to Colorado Raptors



Andrew Martin || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 722TPE
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S42 - COL || 50GP || 8G || 8A || 16P || +/-: -1 || 44 SOG
S43 - COL/VAN || 50GP || 16G || 32A || 48P || +/-: 15 || 124 SOG
S44 - VAN || 50GP || 16G || 33A || 49P || +/-: 8 || 113 SOG
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S42 - COL || 4GP || 0G || 2A || 2P || +/-: 0 || 5 SOG
S43 - VAN || 10GP || 7G || 4A|| 11P || +/-: 4 || 23 SOG
S44 || 14GP || 6G || 7A || 13P || +/-: 0 || 33SOG
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IIHF Stats
S43 - GER || 12GP || 0G || 0A || 0P || +/-: -3 || 5SOG
S44 - GER || 1GP || 0G || 0A || 0P || +/-: 0 || 0SOG
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S44 - HAM || 50GP || 12G || 13A || 25P || +/-: -13 || 95SOG
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Player History

S42:
Drafted 46th Overall by Colorado Raptors
Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Raptors
Signed 1 year 3 million dollar deal with Raptors

S43:
Drafted 17th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
Signed 1 year 3 million dollar deal with the Steelhawks
Traded to Vancouver Whalers from Colorado Raptors
Won the S43 Four Star Cup with the Vancouver Whalers

S44:
Signed 1 year 2 million dollar deal with the Steelhawks

The Hit Stars
F-  Red Kirkby
F-  Aldo Huber 

F- M'Baku Olubori

D-  Jamal Nightingale 

D- Wide Peepo Happy 3 Koivu
 
G- Pope Coswi  (why not put the pope in net)

ll Patches The III ll LD ll 900 TPE
Birthplace ll Gothenburg, Sweden
Height: 6"11
Weight: 269 lbs
Number: 66
Malamutes Regular Stats
S65 | 66 GP | 19 G | 29 A | 48 P | 3 | 16 PPP | 71 H | 57 BS
S66 | 66 GP | 9 G | 35  A | 44  P | 8 | 19 PPP | 135 H | 86  BS
S67 | 66 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | 6 | 18 PPP | 116 H | 87 BS
Malamutes Playoff Stats
S65 | 12 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 P | -1 | 1 PPP | 12 H | 26 BS
S66 |7 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | 4 | 1 PPP | 25 H | 8 BS
S67 | 14 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -8 | 3 PPP | 17 H | 18 BS
Oulaws Regular Stats
S64 | 66 GP | 9 G | 32  A | 41 P | +8 | 18 PPP | 59 H | 43 BS
Outlaws Playoff Stats
S64 | 5 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | +4 | 0 PPP | 4 H | 4 BS
Career Stats 
302 GP | 58 G | 135 A | 193 P | +38 | 75 PPP | 439 H | 329 BS



ll Big Newff ll Yukon Malamutes ll CO-GM ll
Malamutes Regular Season Record
ll S65 30 - 30 - 6 ll 
ll S66 45 - 19 - 2 ll 
ll S67 35 - 29 - 2 ll 
Malamutes Playoff Record
ll S65 Round 2 Game 5 ll 
ll S66 Round 1 Game 7 ll 
ll S67 Round 2 Game 7 ll 
[pbl]Outlaws Regular Season Record

ll S64 29 - 30 - 7 ll 65 pts ll
Outlaws Playoff Record

ll S64 Round One Lose 5 Games ll  



ll Big Newff || LW || Retired ll

Name: Big Newff
Age: 21 
Birthplace: St. John's, Canada
Height: 6"0
Weight: 144 lbs
Number: 10
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Career Statistics:
264 GP | 83 G | 85 A | 168 P | +30 | 17 PPP | 503 H | 419 BS 
SMJHL Regular Season:
S60 | 66 GP | 16 G | 14 A | 30 P | -12 | 4 PPP | 26 H | 100 BS
S61 | 66 GP | 19 G | 23 A | 42 P | +6 | 4 PPP | 18 H | 128 BS
S62 | 66 GP | 27 G | 25 A | 52 P | +16 | 6 PPP | 355 H | 118 BS
S63 | 66 GP | 21 G | 25 A | 46 P | +20 | 2 PPP | 104 H | 73 BS

The all Wings team selects the best performing bird players in the SMJHL.  This years team is Rylie Versi, Bodhi Utah, Sophie Bordeleau, Louise St. Martin, Ben Der, and Faust Faker.  These birds are truly in a flight of their own.

Cracker Pizza || LW || Newfoundland Berserkers|| 219 TPE

Name: Cracker Pizza

Created: S74

Height: 6'0

Weight: 200

Number: 41

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S64 All Star Team based on first and last names starting with the same letter
F- Hunter Havok
F- Jaeger Jones
F- Wing Wang
D- Tekkeitsertok Towtoongie
D - Barry B. Benson (Hell got the triple out of that)
G- Jonas Johansson

My favorite team is the all kelowna guys team. Sash is playing defense because his point totals are not very becoming of a forward. also nour is the goalie cause he's cool

F - Tommy Westbrook but this time I upd
F - Aleksandr Iskandrov
F - Ben Waters Jr.
D - Tommi Koivu
D - Sash Sharnaz
G - B Jobin

Ben Waters Jr. || LW || Edmonton Blizzard || 312 TPE
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Montreal, Canada

Transactions
S64: Drafted by Kelowna Knights with the 24th overall pick in S64 SMJHL Entry Draft

Stats

Awards




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my them is my best friend team :DDDD

lw - tommy westbrook (but this time i upd
c - ben waters jr
rw - aleksandr iskandrov
ld - wide peepo happy 3 koivu
rd - rolf korhonen
g - b jobin

wow this is a great team and they are all my best friends

SHL all long name team
Wendolene Ramsbottom
Jalal ad Din Afinogenov
Frederico Von Schnicktenburg
Tekkeitsertok Towtoongie
Richard Dickbutt McFudderdudder II
Matsmith Soderberg-Tremblay

All pretty long names

PROFILE || UPDATE || RAGE.  




Luke Thomason || LW || Manhattan Rage || 2143 Max TPE
Born: 1/10/98
Height: 6'0
Weight 185 Lbs
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Regular season
SMJHL/SHL Stats
S42 | Van | GP: 50| G: 4| A: 8|P: 12|+/-: -10|MP: 457|
S43 | Van | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 19|P: 35|+/-: 3|MP: 951|
S44 | Van | GP: 50| G: 22| A: 31|P: 53|+/-: 9|MP: 1033|
S45 | SFP | GP: 50| G: 18| A: 19|P: 37|+/-: -5|MP: 1041|
S46 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 19| A: 24|P: 43|+/-: -3|MP: 1156|
S47 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 28|P: 44|+/-: -15|MP: 1184|
S48 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 24|P: 40|+/-: -13|MP: 1137|
S49 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 21| A: 28|P: 49| +/-: 13|MP: 1099
S50 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 21| A: 23|P: 44| +/-: 10|MP: 1157
S51 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 17| A: 22|P: 39| +/-: 5|MP: 1232
S52 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 24| A: 29|P: 54| +/-: 17|MP: 1193
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Playoffs
S42 Playoffs | Van| GP: 11 | G: 1| A: 2 |P:3|+/-: +3| MP: 101
S43 Playoffs | Van| GP: 10 | G: 4| A: 1 |P:5|+/-: -3| MP: 206
S44 Playoffs | Van| GP: 14 | G: 7| A:6  |P:13|+/-:-1 | MP:228
S46 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 12 | G: 3 | A:2  |P:5|+/-:-14 | MP:289
S47 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 5 | G: 3 | A:4  |P:7|+/-:2 | MP:119
S49 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 11| G: 6| A: 11|P:16|+/-: 5| MP:248
S50 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 6| G: 5| A: 5|P:10|+/-: 7| MP:137
S51 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 12| G: 7| A: 9|P:16|+/-: 4| MP:293
S52 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 19| G: 9| A: 13|P:22|+/-: 0| MP:438

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Transactions/Awards
S43 Named Assistant Captain for VAN Whalers
Drafted 3rd OA by San Fransisco Pride
S43 4 Star Cup Champion  
S44 Zach Miller Award for Most Dedicated
S44 nominee for the Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S45 WJC Gold Medalist
S45 SHL Rookie All-Star Team
S46 Named Captain for Czechoslovakia
S45 Winner of the Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S46 Nominee for Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S49 Bronze Medal for Czechia
S52 Nominee for Anton Razov Trophy
S52 SHL 3rd Team


Arnost Holub || Vancouver Whalers GM/ Manhattan Rage Co-GM
S44 | W:27 | L:18 | OTL: 5 | P:59 | 3rd in League 
S45 | W:29 | L:17 | OTL: 4 | P:62 | 4th in League 
S46 | W:23 | L:21 | OTL: 6 | P:52 | 8th in League 
S47 | W:30 | L:17 | OTL: 3 | P:63 | 3rd in League 
S48 | W:28 | L:16 | OTL: 6 | P:62 | 4th in League 
Total | W:137 | L: 89 | OTL: 24 

Manhattan Rage  
S49 | W:33 | L:15 | OTL: 2 | P:68 | 3rd in League  
S50 | W:26 | L:20 | OTL: 4 | P:56 | 8th in League  
S51 | W:26 | L:18 | OTL: 6 | P:56 | 5th in League 
S52 | W:28 | L:21 | OTL: 1 | P:57 | 6th in League 
Totals | W:113 | L:74 | OTL: 13 
S49 Lance Uppercut Award
S51 Lance Uppercut Award Nomination
S52 Lance Uppercut Award Nomination

Playoffs
Vancouver Whalers
S44 | W: 7 | L: 7 | CF Round Exit
S45 | W: 6 | L: 6 | CF Round Exit
S46 | W: 1 | L: 4 | 1st Round Exit
S47 | W: 6 | L: 4 | CF Round Exit
S48 | W: 12 | L: 7 | 4 Star Cup Champions
Total| W: 32 | L: 28 | 4 Star Cup Champions

Manhattan Rage
S49 | W: 6 | L: 5 | CF Round Exit
S50 | W: 2 | L: 4 | Wildcard Exit
S51 | W: 5 | L: 7 | CF Exit
S52 | W: 12 | L: 7 | Challenge Cup Champions
Total | W: 25 | L:23 | 1 Challenge Cup

SMJHL All-Players whose name starts with J-Team
F-Jager Jones-REG
F-Jolmi Koivu - COL
F- Jarvis Jenkins - ANC
D-Jannik Nordstern - NL
D-Jamal Nightingale - COL
G- Justin Time - QCC