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S66 mPT #5: Chaos
#1

Whoopsie! Someone left the FHM file and commissioner password just lying around! What a lovely gift for a mischievous little user like yourself.
Your task: WITHOUT totally destroying the league or making the file completely unusable, how do you cause as much chaos as possible in the league? What player stats, settings, or rules do you change to upend the results as much as possible?
25 words minimum!
You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.
This PT will close Sunday, August 21st at 11:59pm PST. Posts submitted/edited after the deadline will receive 0 tpe.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded. Graders reserve the right to determine what is malicious. You will not be warned.
This PT is for SHL players and send downs only; it is not for SMJHL Rookies.

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Your task: WITHOUT totally destroying the league or making the file completely unusable, how do you cause as much chaos as possible in the league? What player stats, settings, or rules do you change to upend the results as much as possible?

Since I have access to the sim file now I will let the Chicago LR have access to the commish password so that we can run a bunch of test sims and see what roles, tactics and lines work the best! Bringing back the FHM 6 days baby. 

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#3

First, I would change everyone's sliders and line tactics to the worst they would be, while I give a huge advantage to Quebec so they can hoist the Four-Star cup easily

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#4

first i add google analytics to the index, this way i can track user journeys throughout their time on it. then i find out what are the most visited pages on the app and delete them.

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#5

Now that I have control of the file, I will finally have my moment. I will be abolishing the shootout, bringing back ties, and going to a three-point system. I will also make one random player on each team a 155 build....mwahaha

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#6

Simple: all players get adjusted to 20 Aggression and 1 Professionalism. Absolute gong show, on and off the ice. It would be glorious to watch the madness unfold of dozens of penalty minutes every game, contract arguments and player-staff clashes weekly. Insanity. Like WWE for Hockey.

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#7

i would bring back petr @efiug mikulak from the baltimore platoon and just subtly put him in one of the SMJHL teams like say the vancouver whalers and hope that no one notices, that would be such a devious plan and wreck so much havoc on the league because he would score so many goals!

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#8

I would adjust and change the file to make sure that @micool132 wins the cup every single season no matter what. How do I it I’m not sure yet

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#9

I want to be a SUPERSTAR!!! I would quickly change all my ratings to 20 and then slowly fade back into the bushes and watch the chaos begin.


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#10

I would turn injuries on. That would be the honestly most fun, most chaotic thing to do to the thing. Some people may argue that it would break the league, but this is for fun right? So injuries on.

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#11

I would go in there without any strategy at all. Every team would get totally random changes, but not so much that it would be obvious something was changed. After all the file should still be usable and nobody should notice.

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#12

I will do this entire site a huge favor and delete the Hamilton Steelhawks from the league file. I guess that's not really breaking the league, but fixing it.

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#13

Let NOLA test sim all they want! Any help we can get would go a long way to getting another Cup and Malik's first! Can we actually implement this during this playoffs? Thanks.

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#14

Every TPE you earn is distributed to your player randomly. Of course to let people sort of still build what they want, every allocation can be re-rolled up to two times.

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#15

Quote:WITHOUT totally destroying the league or making the file completely unusable, how do you cause as much chaos as possible in the league? What player stats, settings, or rules do you change to upend the results as much as possible?

With gaining access into the Sim Files, it would have to be the subtle build up of chaos that would do it for me; changing their distribution of where the TPE is - everything put into fighting, speed and nothing which would be conducive to a good game but everyone just starts scrapping it out on the ice. Either that or go completely over the top and give everyone 20 or max them out on every attribute just to see what would happen.

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