S66 Team USA Roster Announcement
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HabsFanFromOntario
SHL GM S30 Cup Champion Never Going To Win A Cup
08-19-2022, 10:46 AM
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It's hard to quantify how good this American roster is this season. Top to bottom it's filled with people who all have earned the right to drink beer wherever they want, live free and punch Campin in the face. Without further ado, I'd like to introduce the freest and best roster in the SHL world, TEAM USA!
Goalies S52 - Strom Chamberlain The backbone of this team USA team, Strom's looking to come in here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and he's all out of bubblegum. S64 - Justin Time The back-up netminder, indomitable Quebec Citadelles goaltender Justin Time is here to flex his all time SMJHL stats and get our water bottles. Defensemen S57 - Sean Gatez Gatez is here to shut the gate on people trying to get anywhere near Strom and show them we mean business. S55 - Axel Foley They call him Axel because he turns on the spot so quickly you have no hope of blowing by him on the rush. S60 - Jonathon Hagan Kind of the young buck on the team, he's in line to get bullied and beaten up if we lose a game. S53 - Ethan Duncan Duncan's bringing the old man strength to the blueline that's sorely needed. S54 - Elwulf Jericson Definitely a real name, Elwulf is coming to this IIHF tournament to prove he can do it. S62 - Lenny Hawk Tony's much, much, much less known cousin Lenny won't be grinding rails during the tournament, he'll be pushing you into them. Forwards S50 - Joseph Weston On his retirement tour, the amazing Joseph Weston will win IIHF player of the year and that's the 'murica guarantee. S60 - Daniel Merica Need more be said of somebody with Merica literally in his name? S63 - Lesgo Brandon Rumour has it he was born shotgunning a beer and watching Nascar S63 - Rand al'Thor Coming over from Sweden, America recognized al'Thor doesn't play defense so they moved him up. S56 - Xavier Doom Doom to anybody who try to stop this force of a man from scoring. S55 - Lord Raiden I personally wouldn't mess with somebody able to utilize the powers of lightning on the ice but the choice is yours. S61 - Atticus Hale He might be young but he came out a 90 year old man with a name like Atticus. S46 - Bobby Sharp While his wits might not be so sharp with age, he's still got some skill on the ice S58 - Pavel Jeziak Rumour has it he was bit by a snake as a child and after five agonizing painful days, the snake died. S46 - Colin Gibbles Another player playing out of position, Gibbles is looking to bring an excellent two way game to the squad with his veteran savvy. S64 - Lord Zomp Another Season 64 drafted player making their IIHF debut, Lord should really be bringing the Zomp this upcoming tournament, whatever that means. S64 - JR Frankstero Somehow, Team USA got the rights for Frankenstein's cousin who plays hockey with a club, I'd keep my distance personally. Let's have a great IIHF and Go Team USA brother! “The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”
Chevy
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08-19-2022, 11:16 AM
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