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S66 Team USA Roster Announcement
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(This post was last modified: 08-19-2022, 11:19 AM by HabsFanFromOntario. Edited 1 time in total.)

It's hard to quantify how good this American roster is this season. Top to bottom it's filled with people who all have earned the right to drink beer wherever they want, live free and punch Campin in the face. Without further ado, I'd like to introduce the freest and best roster in the SHL world, TEAM USA!


Goalies
S52 - Strom Chamberlain

The backbone of this team USA team, Strom's looking to come in here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and he's all out of bubblegum.

S64 - Justin Time

The back-up netminder, indomitable Quebec Citadelles goaltender Justin Time is here to flex his all time SMJHL stats and get our water bottles.

Defensemen

S57 - Sean Gatez

Gatez is here to shut the gate on people trying to get anywhere near Strom and show them we mean business.

S55 - Axel Foley

They call him Axel because he turns on the spot so quickly you have no hope of blowing by him on the rush.

S60 - Jonathon Hagan

Kind of the young buck on the team, he's in line to get bullied and beaten up if we lose a game.

S53 - Ethan Duncan

Duncan's bringing the old man strength to the blueline that's sorely needed.

S54 - Elwulf Jericson

Definitely a real name, Elwulf is coming to this IIHF tournament to prove he can do it.

S62 - Lenny Hawk

Tony's much, much, much less known cousin Lenny won't be grinding rails during the tournament, he'll be pushing you into them.

Forwards

S50 - Joseph Weston

On his retirement tour, the amazing Joseph Weston will win IIHF player of the year and that's the 'murica guarantee.

S60 - Daniel Merica

Need more be said of somebody with Merica literally in his name?

S63 - Lesgo Brandon

Rumour has it he was born shotgunning a beer and watching Nascar

S63 - Rand al'Thor

Coming over from Sweden, America recognized al'Thor doesn't play defense so they moved him up.

S56 - Xavier Doom

Doom to anybody who try to stop this force of a man from scoring.

S55 - Lord Raiden

I personally wouldn't mess with somebody able to utilize the powers of lightning on the ice but the choice is yours.

S61 - Atticus Hale

He might be young but he came out a 90 year old man with a name like Atticus.

S46 - Bobby Sharp

While his wits might not be so sharp with age, he's still got some skill on the ice

S58 - Pavel Jeziak

Rumour has it he was bit by a snake as a child and after five agonizing painful days, the snake died.

S46 - Colin Gibbles

Another player playing out of position, Gibbles is looking to bring an excellent two way game to the squad with his veteran savvy.

S64 - Lord Zomp

Another Season 64 drafted player making their IIHF debut, Lord should really be bringing the Zomp this upcoming tournament, whatever that means.

S64 - JR Frankstero

Somehow, Team USA got the rights for Frankenstein's cousin who plays hockey with a club, I'd keep my distance personally.

Let's have a great IIHF and Go Team USA brother!

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(This post was last modified: 08-19-2022, 11:18 AM by Chevy. Edited 1 time in total.)

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usa Usa Usa Usa Usa



And Joseph Weston on his Retirement tour.  Don't forget him!  @ACapitalChicago

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Time to play with the big kids

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3rd time's the charm

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