The plan is simple, I am gonna win the cup. People are gonna be divided between those happy about it and those angry about it. It will turn to civil war between the chad micool cup winner enjoyers and the cowards cup winner haters. The SHL will crumble but at least I will have the cup.

Angus McFife XVIII RD  7th overall pick by Colorado Raptors
S59 17th OA Pick by Atlanta Inferno
Height: 6''4
Weight:222 lb
Number:23
Nationality : Great Britain
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SMJHL Career
  S|GP||G||A||P||HIT||PM
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TBD
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--S59 WJC Bronze--



Character Page RD- Quarterback


Retired players:
-Toki Wartooth
-Nathan Explosion btw
-Angus McFife XVIII

When you regress, instead of taking all of that TPE away, you add it to your build instead, so the older you get and the longer you play for the better you get.

Thanks to JSS for the signature

Dick Clapper | LW | Hamilton Steelhawks | Team Canada 'A' | 2105 TPE Peak
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13

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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | 50 GP | 12 G | 9 A | 21 P | -1 | 3 PPP | 2 PIM  | 11 H

S48 | NEW | 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +8 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM  | 12 H

S49 | NEW | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | +11 | 4 PPP | 6 PIM  | 12 H

S50 | NEW | 50 GP | 20 G | 14 A | 34 P | +1 | 3 PPP | 0 PIM  | 6 H

S51 | NEW | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | -2 | 9 PPP | 2 PIM  | 5 H

S52 | NEW | 50 GP | 24 G | 23 A | 47 P | +9 | 11 PPP | 2 PIM  | 13 H

S53 | NEW | 50 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 P | +46 | 15 PPP | 6 PIM  | 65 H

S54 | NEW | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 12 PPP | 8 PIM  | 58 H

S55 | HAM | 50 GP | 28 G | 37 A | 65 P | +28 | 15 PPP | 12 PIM  | 98 H

S56 | HAM | 50 GP | 26 G | 32 A | 58 P | +46 | 10 PPP | 4 PIM  | 81 H

S57 | HAM | 66 GP | 28G | 40 A | 68 P | +28 | 21 PPP | 14 PIM | 72 H

S58 | NEW | 33 GP | 13 G | 11 A | 24 P | -8 | 8 PPP | 27 PIM | 90 H

S58 | BUF | 29 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | +29 | 1 PPP | 4 PIM | 62 H

S59 | ATL | GP | G | A | P | | PPP | PIM | H
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:

S49 | NEW | 15 GP | 4 G | 8 A | 12 P | +4 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H

S53 | NEW | 11 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +3 | 4 PPP | 0 PIM | 8 H

S55 | HAM | 12 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -5 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 19 H

S56 | HAM | 18 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | +6 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 28 H

S57 | HAM | 14 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +5 | 5 PPP | 4 PIM | 24 H

S58 | BUF | 21 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +4 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 73 H

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SMJHL Career Statistics:

S45 | KEL | 50 GP | 16 G| 14 A | 30 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 6 PIM  | 43 H
S46 | KEL | 50 GP | 20 G | 19 A | 39 P | +9 | 14 PPP | 8 PIM | 33 H
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:

S45 | KEL | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 1 H

S46 | KEL | 18 GP | 8 G | 6 A | 14 P | +7 | 5 PPP | 8 PIM | 11 H
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Transactions:
S45 | SMJHL Draft | Undrafted
S46 | SHL Draft | New England Wolfpack | 37th Overall

S55 | Trade | Hamilton Steelhawks | Blockbuster | It was huge

S58 | Trade | New England Wolfpack | Not a Blockbuster | Went back home

S58 | Trade | Buffalo Stampede | Cup Run | Lost in the finals

S59 | FA | Atlanta Inferno | Not a surprise | Everyone saw it coming

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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:

S45 | WJC Silver

S46 | Laurifer Trophy

S46 | WJC Bronze

S49 | Presidents' Trophy

S49 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S50 | IIHF Bronze

S53 | Presidents' Trophy

S54 | IIHF Gold

S55 | 2nd Team All-Star

S55 | IIHF Bronze

S56 | Presidents' Trophy

S56 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S56 | Challenge Cup

S56 | IIHF Gold

S56 | Anton Razov Nomination

S57 | Presidents' Trophy

S57 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S57 | IIHF Gold

S57 | Anton Razov Nomination

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In order to create maximum chaos I would make everyone's player ratings 5 and give everyone on Hamilton maxed out ratings at 20 and watch the chaos ensue

Jack Kanoff | S53 | Forward | Buffalo Stampede | Germany
From: Toronto, ON, Canada
Height: 5'11
Weight: 183 lb
S53 4-Star Champion
S53 WJC Gold (Canada GM)
S58 IIHF Bronze (Germany Co-Fed Head)
S59 IIHF Bronze (Germany Co-Fed Head)
S60 Challenge Cup Winner

SHL Regular Season
S55 | TOR | 50 GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | -47  | 20 PIM | 74 HIT | 115 SB | 22:01 MPG
S56 | SEA | 50 GP | 3G | 12A | 15P | -13  | 33 PIM | 37 HIT | 64 SB | 17:02 MPG
S57 | SEA | 66 GP | 4G | 21A | 35P | -20  | 50 PIM | 61 HIT | 56 SB | 24:05 MPG
S58 | SEA | 66 GP | 10G | 35A | 45P | -35  | 14 PIM | 64 HIT | 79 SB | 22:20 MPG
S59 | SEA | 66 GP | 19G | 33A | 52P | +19  | 17 PIM | 64 HIT | 43 SB | 23:10 MPG
S60 | SEA/BUF | 65 GP | 17G | 54A | 71P | +42  | 8 PIM | 83 HIT | 45 SB | 21:56 MPG
S61 | BUF | 66 GP | 30G | 33A | 63P | +38  | 18 PIM | 105 HIT | 54 SB | 21:17 MPG
S62 | BUF | 66 GP | 38G | 38A | 76P | +39  | 14 PIM | 115 HIT | 63 SB | 21:32 MPG
S63 | BUF | 66 GP | 23G | 44A | 67P | +8  | 24 PIM | 102 HIT | 13 SB | 21:38 MPG
S64 | BUF | 66 GP | 17G | 36A | 53P | +41  | 24 PIM | 112 HIT | 56 SB | 21:19 MPG

IIHF
S54 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | +1  | 2 PIM | 10 HIT | 8 SB | 18:58 MPG
S55 | GER | 12 GP | 3G | 2A | 5P | +3  | 2 PIM | 19 HIT | 12 SB | 20:21 MPG
S56 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | -11  | 2 PIM | 19 HIT | 10 SB | 20:56 MPG
S57 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | +/- 0  | 0 PIM | 17 HIT | 13 SB | 21:06 MPG
S58 | GER | 12 GP | 6G | 10A | 16P | + 5  | 2 PIM | 7 HIT | 14 SB | 21:11 MPG
S59 | GER | 12 GP | 6G | 11A | 17P | + 6  | 2 PIM | 11 HIT | 18 SB | 20:47 MPG

SMJHL Regular Season
S52 | HFX/DET | 50 GP | 7G | 13A | 20P | +2  | 22 PIM | 48 HIT | 49 SB | 18:48 MPG
S53 | DET | 50 GP | 11G | 23A | 34P | +29  | 14 PIM | 24 HIT | 14 SB | 22:38 MPG
S54 | DET | 50 GP | 9G | 18A | 27P | +2  | 32 PIM | 32 HIT | 25 SB | 23:46 MPG

SMJHL Playoffs
S52 | DET | 10 GP | 4G | 4A | 8P | +5  | 2 PIM | 3 HIT | 8 SB | 20:30 MPG
S53 | DET | 17 GP | 2G | 5A | 7P | +4  | 2 PIM | 14 HIT | 8 SB | 23:12 MPG
S54  | DET | 7 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | -5  | 0 PIM | 5 HIT | 9 SB | 23:14 MPG

World Junior Championships
S51 | NA | 29 GP | 5G | 12A | 17P | -13 | 20 PIM | 33 HIT | 37 SB | 21:12 MPG
S52 | CAN | 24 GP | 1G | 9A | 10P | -7 | 8 PIM | 23 HIT | 18 SB | 20:18 MPG
S53 | CAN | 15 GP | 1G | 5A | 6P | +3 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT | 6 SB | 21:27 MPG
S54 | CAN | 13 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | -9 | 2 PIM | 15 HIT | 8 SB | 20:15 MPG


Edward Elric | S66 | 855 TPE | Forward | Edmonton Blizzard | Canada

SMJHL Regular Season
S65 | ANC | 13-42-3 | 3.98 GAA | 0.907 SV%
S66 | ANC | 35G | 34A | 69P | -11 | 31 PIM | 139 HIT | 12 SB
S67 | ANC | 28G | 35A | 63P | +2 | 32 PIM | 121 HIT | 14 SB
S68 | QCC | 25G | 26A | 51P | -7 | 46 PIM | 168 HIT | 21 SB

SMJHL Playoffs


Nour is pretty hot ngl

No goals are allowed to be scored in the first two periods, but all members of both teams must be logged in during game time to watch the stream. If not all members from a team are logged in to watch the stream by the beginning of the third period, that team will forfeit their win.

the league is now shootouts only and breakaways only also there are no goalies you have to have your captain slap it down mctavish style on the backhand

I would spend a couple of hours creating a script that automates test simming so that with just 1 click of a button, I get the best builds and the best tactics. Then I adjust every player build on my team accordingly, and we win 5 cups in 10 seasons. Ez.

Player info | Updates | Stats


Aaron Wilson - C/LW/RW
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SHL
Challenge Cup x6 (S51, S53, S56, S58, S61, S63)
Sergei Karpotsov - Most points - x2 (S55, S61)
Anton Razov - Playoff MVP (S58)
Ron Mexico - League MVP (S61)
Sarmad Khan - League MVP (S61)
First all-star team x3 (S55, S60, S61)
Second all-star team x2 (S52, S59)
Third all-star team (S53)

SMJHL
Four Star Cup (S48)
Playoff MVP (S48)
Playoff points leader (S48)

IIHF
IIHF Gold x4 (S54, S56, S57, S58)
IIHF Silver x2 (S61, S62)
IIHF Bronze x4 (S50, S55, S63, S64)
WJC Gold (S48)
WJC Bronze (S46)
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S46: Drafted 37th overall by Vancouver Whalers
S47: Drafted 17th overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
S46: Signed a 1 year x 3M contract with Vancouver
S47: Signed a 3 year x 500k contract with Hamilton
S50: Signed a 3 year x 3M contract with Hamilton
S53: Signed a 2 year x 3M contract with Hamilton
S55: Signed a 2 year x 3M contract with Hamilton
S57: Signed a 3 year x 4M contract with Hamilton
S60: Signed a 1 year x 4M contract with Hamilton
S61: Signed a 3 year x 4M contract with Hamilton

one way to cause maximum chaos to the league is replace all of the ice with jello, can you imagine someone trying to control the puck or skate across Jello?

if the target was more of a strategy standpoint I would cap puckhandling as an attribute to 5 or less and offensive read to 10 or less.

For sweet Sigs @sve7en
https://twitter.com/DwightKnight33/

To create total chaos throughout the league, I would change the attributes of every player to zero and then I would go to myself and put all the attributes to their maximum so I would win the MVP every year and be much better than Gretsky ever was.

I would crank every player's best attribute up to the max allowed by FHM and see what happens when one attribute in every player's build towers over all others.

Sigs by sulovilen ,  Ragnar  ,  supertardis101 , Leviadan , High Stick King , Carpy & KaleSalad

— S 56 —  LEMO PIHL  —  FORWARD  —  ANC/TEX/TOR/PHI  —  RETIRED (PEAK 2057) —

SHL Texas Renegades (S59-64) - Challenge Cup Champions S59 & S62

SMJHL Anchorage Armada (S55-58) - Four-Star Cup Champions S57

Team Finland - WJC Gold S57 & S58 - IIHF Gold S62, S64 & S66

Name: Lemo Pihl
Birthplace: Tallinn, Estonia
Height: 6’ 2”
Weight: 200 lbs

Signed by Anchorage Armada as UDFA in S55 (Thank you, Acsolap & Apricot!)
Drafted to SHL in S56 entry draft 29th overall by Texas Renegades
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CAREER STATS

SHL regular season - Texas Renegades:

GP / G / A / P / +/- / PIM / S / H / SB
S59: 66, 7, 26, 33, +39, 18, 138, 48, 27

S60: 66, 10, 27, 37, +23, 4, 142, 44, 43

S61*: 66, 19, 26, 45, +22, 2, 173, 26, 47

*1st Hat-trick: S61 game 39 - 3+1 in 9-3 W vs NEW

S62: 66, 19, 28, 47, +23, 17, 202, 35, 50

S63: 66, 26, 38, 64, +39, 19, 268, 80, 47

S64: 66, 30, 46, 76, +30, 16, 267, 116, 29

*Traded to Toronto prior to S65*

SHL regular season - Toronto North Stars

GP / G / A / P / +/- / PIM / S / H / SB

S65: 66, 24, 46, 70, +8, 16, 193, 116, 36

S66: 66, 27, 44, 71, -4, 32, 204, 111, 34

*Signed as free agent with Philadelphia Forge prior to S67*

SHL regular season - Philadelphia Forge

GP / G / A / P / +/- / PIM / S / H / SB

S67: 66, 33, 33, 66, +8, 34, 224, 165, 30

S68: 66, 20, 44, 64, +12, 39, 226, 152, 23

SHL playoffs - Texas Renegades:

GP / G / A / P / +/- / PIM / S / H / SB
S59**: 16, 4, 4, 8, +12, 0, 27, 17, 9

** S59 Challenge Cup Champion **

S60: 9, 1, 2, 3, 0, 14, 31, 6, 4

S61: 19, 3, 9, 12, +6, 2, 39, 22, 19

S62**: 24, 3, 4, 7, +8, 2, 54, 19, 15

** S62 Challenge Cup Champion **

S63: 9, 2, 1, 3, -3, 2, 43, 17, 9

S64: 13, 9, 6, 15, +2, 4, 71, 22, 13

SHL playoffs - Toronto North Stars:
GP / G / A / P / +/- / PIM / S / H / SB
S65: 6, 4, 1, 5, -3, 0, 22, 8, 3

S66: 10, 4, 4, 8, -4, 4, 45, 16, 2

SHL playoffs - Philadelphia Forge:

GP / G / A / +/- / PIM / S / H / SB

S67: 7, 0, 4, 4, -3, 2, 22, 16, 1

S68: 5, 0, 3, 3, 0, 4, 12, 15, 2

SMJHL regular season - Anchorage Armada:

GP / G / A / P / +/- / PIM / S / H / SB

S55: 46, 1, 5, 6, -11, 4, 33, 41, 27

S56: 50, 7, 15, 22, +2, 6, 95, 56, 18

S57: 66, 11, 28, 39, +39, 14, 130, 89, 69

S58: 66, 14, 16, 30, +9, 8, 134, 83, 69

SMJHL playoffs - Anchorage Armada:

GP / G / A / P / +/- / PIM / S / H / SB

S55: 7, 0, 1, 1, -5, 2, 7, 6, 5

S56: 16, 1, 5, 6, +3, 0, 24, 17, 4

S57****: 16, 2, 6, 8, +6, 0, 27, 17, 16.

**** S57 Four-Star Cup Champion ****

S58: 21, 6, 8, 14, +6, 6, 42, 27, 24

WJC - Team Finland:

GP / G / A / P / +/- / PIM / S / H / SB
S56: 13, 4, 4, 8, +4, 6, 27, 19, 4
S57*: 15, 4, 8, 12, +9, 4, 28, 16, 11

S58*: 15, 3, 10, 14, +13, 4, 31, 19, 7
* S57 & 58 WJC Gold Medalist

IIHF - Team Finland:
GP / G / A / P / +/- / PIM / S / H / SB
S57: 12, 0, 0, 0, -5, 6, 10, 15, 9

S58: 12, 1, 1, 2, -4, 0, 17, 13, 7

S59: 12, 2, 2, 4, +1, 0, 8, 13, 1

S60: 13, 1, 1, 2, 0, 0, 16, 8, 3

S61: 14, 0, 2, 2, -1, 6, 5, 4, 7

S62*: 15, 0, 0, 0, -5, 2, 15, 6, 4

*S62 IIHF Gold Medalist*

S63: 13, 2, 2, 4, -2, 4, 27, 10, 3

S64*: 15, 0, 8, 8, -4, 0, 43, 19, 4

*S64 IIHF Gold Medalist*

S65: 13, 6, 7, 13, +7, 6, 47, 20, 8

S66*: 15, 9, 4, 13, +8, 4, 26, 22, 5

*S66 IIHF Gold Medalist*

S67: 15, 3, 9, 12, +3, 4, 49, 32, 7

S68: 15, 5, 5, 10, +2, 10, 20, 29, 13

  S69 Challenge Cup Champion - Philadelphia Forge  

  S59 & S62 Challenge Cup Champion - Texas Renegades    

   S57 Four Star Cup Champion - Anchorage Armada   

   S57 & S58 WJC / S62, S64 & S66 IIHF Gold Medalist - Team Finland    

      

After 69 shots on net with still no SHL goals to show for it, even the opposition started to feel so sorry for Lemo, that they decided to help him out :D

- Bad pass by Jack Klompus, he gave it right to Lemo Pihl.

- Lemo Pihl rips it to the net...

- Lemo Pihl will find the empty net, that should do it!

TEX @ MAN, S59 game 31

i would secretly make some people that i dont like have all of their stats suck so that they get super mad and then leave the league forever @SDCore

 
Steve Harrington | LW | Chicago Syndicate
// CHICAGO SYNDICATE //
S75 SHL75: #45 Steve Harrington
S75 Traded to CHI
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// TAMPA BAY BARRACUDA //
S74 Traded to TBB
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// TORONTO NORTH STARS //
S73 Signed with TOR in Free Agency
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// BUFFALO STAMPEDE //
S71 Challenge Cup
S71-S72 Alternate Captain
S64 All-SHL 3rd Team
S62 All-SHL 1st Team
S62 Ron Mexico Nominee
S61 All-SHL 2nd Team
S60 Challenge Cup
S60 Helping Hand - The Maples
S56 All-Rookie Team S56 Ryan Jesster Nominee
S53 SHL Draft 3rd Overall
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// NEWFOUNDLAND BERSERKERS //
S55 Brodie Witzel Nominee
S55 Four Star Cup
S55 Co-Captain
S52-S54 Alternate Captain
S52 SMJHL Draft 4th Overall
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// DEUTSCHLAND //
S72 Gold Medal
S70 Gold Medal
S58 Bronze Medal
S57 Bronze Medal

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// SHL //
S64 Damian Littleton (Trading Cards Team)

I introduce a new rule that says if your player name totals 15 characters or more, then you have to retire (and optionally recreate) immediately with a shorter name. There would still be enough players (especially with IAs and J call-ups) but maximum chaos.

I will give @Frostbitethe role of commish lead simmer and also the other big role that would fuck everything, i would also lower the salary cap and make it so that contracts increase instantly

Kyle Sux Lmap

TPE don't mean anything anymore. Every player can apply their attributes as they wish, might it be the weakest player ever seen with only 1s but 20 for fighting, or be it an all 20 player wrecking the league havoc. Probably the latter will be the case for most, and the league drowns in chaos.

I’d remove the TPE caps in junior for maximum chaos. New to the league? Too bad, get shit on ? absolute domination by veteran teams. (25 words)

sig by me (:

Kezia MacKenzie - LW - Regina Elk - Atlanta Inferno

I'm not even sure if there is a setting in FHM for this but I would set the season length to 12 regular season games for a maximum amount of fun. Pump out seasons every three weeks. Let's burn out everyone!

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