Luc Blouin has an agent but when it comes time to talk contract he actually does not really trust his agent, instead he opens his walk in closet door, heads on in and talks to... Himself? No one really knows who he talks to but in reality he is actually talking to his imaginary friend, gerald. Luc runs all his plans by Gerald before doing anything. He does not trust anyone else, even his agent. In fact his agent gets really annoyed when he tells him he has to confer with his partner. At first he thought it was Luc wanting to talk to his girlfriend but when he found out it was some imaginary friend in the closet he almost lost his mind, but he didn't want to lose his best client so he bit his tongue and just goes along with Luc and his little fantasy land closet friend.

Luc Blouin || RD || Philly Forge || PEAK TPE 2011
Age: 27
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 42
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Career Stats:
S56 VAN(Jr) GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0 +/-: +2 PIM: 0 HIT: 3
S57 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 21 P: 27 +/-: -6 PIM: 28 HIT: 37
S58 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 24 P: 30 +/-: +30 PIM: 30 HIT: 16
S59 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 8 A: 25 P: 33 +/-: +19 PIM: 18 HIT: 52
S60 DET/VAN(Jr) GP: 66 G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 +/-: +25 PIM: 14 HIT: 46
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Transactions:
S56: Signed as a Draftee Free Agent by the Vancouver Whalers
S57: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S58: Drafted 1st Overall by the Tampa Bay Barracuda
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Awards:
S56: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S57: WJC Silver Metal (Team Sweden)
S59: Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S59: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman SMJHL)
S59: WJC Bronze Medal (Team World)


Robert Phelps || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || Retired
Age: Old
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 52
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Career Stats:
S34 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 10 A: 22 P: 32 +/-: -17 PIM: 29 HIT: 63
S35 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 28 P: 39 +/-: 20 PIM: 39 HIT: 76
S36 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 26 P: 37 +/-: -3 PIM: 59 HIT: 85
S37 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 26 P: 44 +/-: -7 PIM: 29 HIT: 36
S38 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 30 P: 44 +/-: 7 PIM: 0 HIT: 17
S39 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: 16 PIM: 40 HIT: 27
S40 HAM GP: 50 G: 10 A: 33 P: 43 +/-: 9 PIM: 10 HIT: 49
S41 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 36 P: 58 +/-: 15 PIM: 19 HIT: 62
S42 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 28 P: 42 +/-: 8 PIM: 34 HIT: 100
S43 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 29 P: 52 +/-: 3 PIM: 50 HIT: 96
S44 HAM GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 P: 46 +/-: -7 PIM: 14 HIT: 73
S45 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 27 P: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 24 HIT: 140
S46 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 32 P: 53 +/-: 16 PIM: 33 HIT: 159
S47 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 P: 44 +/-: 2 PIM: 30 HIT: 114
S48 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: -7 PIM: 34 HIT: 159
S49 HAM GP: 50 G: 19 A: 32 P: 51 +/-: -2 PIM: 53 HIT: 155
S50 HAM GP: 50 G: 20 A: 35 P: 55 +/-: 10 PIM: 14 HIT: 88
S51 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 37 P: 60 +/-: 13 PIM: 50 HIT: 86
S52 HAM GP: 50 G: 17 A: 32 P: 49 +/-: 18 PIM: 27 HIT: 56
S53 HAM GP: 50 G: 25 A: 37 P: 62 +/-: 37 PIM: 26 HIT: 47
S54 HAM GP: 50 G: 33 A: 32 P: 65 +/-: 35 PIM: 12 HIT: 60
S55 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 21 P: 43 +/-: 25 PIM: 31 HIT: 26
S56 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 25 P: 39 +/-: 35 PIM: 4 HIT: 36
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Transactions:
S34: Drafted 1st in the SMJHL Draft by Vancouver Whalers
S34: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for VAN
S35: Drafted 1st in the SHL Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks
S38: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for HAM
S39: Awarded the position of Captain for HAM
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Awards:
S34: Zach Milller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S37: Ryan Jesster Trophy (SHL Rookie of the Year)
S37: Rookie Team All-Star
S38: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S39: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S41: Damien Littleton Award (Most Dedicated SHL)
S42: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S42: IIHF Silver Medal (Team Canada)
S50: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S50: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S51: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: 2nd Team All-Star
S53: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S54: 3rd Team All-Star


Teddy Phelps || Former GM || Hamilton / Vancouver / Canada
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Transactions:
S35: Hired as Adviser for the Vancouver Whalers
S35: Hired as Federation Head of Team Canada
S36: Hired as Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S37: Hired as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S40: Stepped down as Head of Team Canada
S42: Stepped down as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S42: Hired as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
S45: Stepped down as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
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Awards:
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S38: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Mathias Chouinard Award (Top SMJHL GM)
S42: Lance Uppercut Award (Top SHL GM)

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When it comes to special stipulations, I certainly have a few that I insist on for my contracts.  My first one is that a percentage of my salary goes to a list of my charities and that my team matches my donations, to the dollar.  Next, that on all the flights on the team plane that I get a window seat.  There's just something lucky about that spot that I have to keep having.  Third, that our locker room has an ice cream machine, no matter which franchise I sign with.  We had one installed in Hamilton and Toronto, but thankfully Calgary already had one so that was a nice, welcomed sight.  And last, that there is a constant flow of canned, Diet Cokes in the refrigerators in the locker room.  I just can't get enough of that stuff, but I make sure to couple it when plenty of water and Powerade, per the team's training staff.  Other than those demands, I'm a pretty easy going player when it comes to contract stipulations - certainly nothing about only certain colors of M&Ms!

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Dogwood Maple || C || Toronto North Stars|| Team Sweden || TPE: 1620

Name: Dogwood Maple

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 197

Number: 31

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SHL Regular Season

SEASON      TEAM       GP       G       A         P        +/-       H      SB  

    S60    |    HAM    |   66   |  11  |  29  |  40  |  +34  |  71  |  60   

    S61    |    HAM    |   66   |  11  |  33  |  44  |  +45  |  91  |  50 

    S62    |    HAM    |   66   |  8    |  36  |  44  |  +24  |  96  |  65  

    S63    |    HAM    |   66   |  15  |  32  |  47  |  +43  |  84  |  73 

When I try to negotiate my player's contracts, I tend to not use any agent for the sole reason of I want to deal with everything myself. As much as it's great to have agents to figure out what's going on. sometimes the agents have interests that aren't mine in mind. I obviously would like a contract to the best of my interests and I don't need an agent inserting his own opinions and interests into the mix. In addition, I feel like I'm smart enough to figure out the minutiae involved with contracts and so I won't get too lost when trying to figure out a contract. In addition, I (strangely enough, I know) love figuring out a contract with teams including the specific dollars per year, stipulations, options, and whether I'm tamperable or not. Having an agent would definitely help me figure things out but it would remove a lot of the fun in dealing with the contract myself. Thus, I would negotiate my own contracts and let other people deal with agents instead.

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Player prompt

Edžus Ozolins has had an agent since he left Latvia, to be represented by a professional who knows what he’s doing. This person, however, is his best friend Valdis, a math genius who has his client’s and childhood friend’s interest at heart. He knows Edžus better than anyone else, and always keeps in mind the fact that Ozolins does not want a mountain of cash, but rather a place where he’s wanted and where he can play. He’s always down for discussions with the Maine forward, and it’s been like that for the past 13 years. Of course, Edžus fully trusts him and will rarely, if not never, ignore the advices Valdis gives him, as they are precious, precise and genuine. Without him, Ozolins would not be able to fully focus on hockey, so he’s very glad to have someone as close to him as Valdis take care of all the paperwork.

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PLAYER PROMPT - This is one for all you back-story writers out there! I want to hear about your players agent, if they have one! 

Sven Pandas agent is Jimjon Jonjim. From the humble town of Mölle Sweden. He was raised on a farm doing simple tasks. However he felt that he was due for more. He played hockey up the street at Jonstorp. He grew pretty skilled there and started to take the notice of local scouts. He started playing in some ametuer leagues until he finally got his shot. However during showcases for the pro teams, there was a freak accident. He slipped on the ice taking his glove off and a teammate ran over his fingers. Now with no fingers on his left hand he had no hope of properly gripping a hockey stick. So he decided to turn his talents toward something much less athletic while still being a part of the hockey scene. He spent much of his time finding small local talent that he really felt would make a splash at the pro scene, and that’s how he found Juni Panda. Eventually as a favor to his father he became an agent to his son Sven Panda and the rest is history.

Juni Panda | RW | #22 | Manhattan Rage | Retired
Birthplace: Skanör med Falsterbo, Sweden
Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 210lbs

Fight Record: 14 W/12 L

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SMJHL

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits

       54   |  COL  |  19 | 01 | 01 | 02 | -7   |    2  |  2 

      55    |  COL  |  50 | 10 | 12 | 22 | 12  | 106  |  326 

      56    |  COL  |  50 | 13 | 09 | 22 |   9  |   61  |  148 

      57    |  COL  |  66 | 22 | 21 | 43 | 24  | 219  |  349 

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SHL 

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits 

      58    |  TOR  | 04 | 00 |   01 |   01 |   5   |   007   |  007 

      59    |  MAN  | 22 | 02 |   04 |   06 | -13   |   039   |  048 

      60    |  MAN  | 66 | 11 |   19 |   30 | -35   |   178   |  525 

      61    |  MAN  | 66 | 07 |   12 |   19 | -55   |   226   |  515 

      62    |  MAN  | 66 | 08 |   13 |   21 | -68   |   201   |  384 

      63    |  MAN  | 66 | 10 |   11 |   21 | -50   |   156   |  335 

      64    |  MAN  | 66 | 04 |  10 |   14 | -51   |   32   |  156 

      65    |  NEW  | 66 | 06 |   13 |   19 | -66   |   30   |  142 

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Accomplishments

S55 SMJHL All-Star

S57 SMJHL All-Star

S60 SHL All-Star (Voted In)

S60 Turd Ferguson

S61 Turd Ferguson

S62 Turd Ferguson

S65 IIHF Silver (Sweden)

FHM6 Era Single Season Hits Leader

FHM6 Era Single Season PIM Leader

Sven Panda | RD | #22 | Hamilton Steelhawks
Birthplace: Gothenburg, Sweden
Height: 7'6" Weight: 300lbs

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SMJHL

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits

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[b]CREATIVE PROMPT[/b] - It's everyone's favourite time of year! Contract negotiations! We're not going to worry about the actual hard numbers here, let the agents sort that out! Let's worry about the important stuff!

[b]Written Task:[/b] What special conditions do you want in your players contract? Is there a special snack that has to be in your locker stall every morning? A specific type of coffee stocked in the machine? A certain way the trainer must tape your stick or you'll throw a tantrum and quit? Tell me about what special requirements if any your player wants in their contract and why. (150+ words)

Jølñgüštrâädæviñçh DuBølk has very few demands, but they are important demands for any team to follow. The demands are as such:

1. Jølñgüštrâädæviñçh DuBølk will be referred to as Jølñgüštrâädæviñçh DuBølk at all times. He is not to be compared to the late Jöörgüštrâäd DuBølk at all. Any similarities are coincidental and anyone that says he is Jöörgüštrâäd DuBølk shall be escorted off the premises.

2. All teammates and coaches must pay a visit to DuBølkLand at least once a season in his backyard (visiting more times will be appreciated). All attendees will be provided a free ice cream sandwich with the purchase of a season pass (while supplies last).

3. There will be a full-height mirror in front of DuBølk's locker, where he will stare at his own reflection in the empty room for at least 35 minutes. Any disruptions are punishable by fines and will be enforced by the SHLPA

4. Full no-trade clause for the first 5 seasons of the contract

Jøln DuBølk || D || Lethbridge Lions

Drafted 39th Overall in the S45 SMJHL Entry Draft

Drafted 24th Overall in the S46 SHL Entry Draft

19 G/67 A/86 P

S48 Four Star Cup Champion

S48 IIHF - Gold Medal

S49 All Rookie Team

S52 IIHF - Silver Medal

S54 Challenge Cup Champion

     

Creative Prompt:

Ethan Duncan has started up negotiations with the Aurora and he is going to be making significant demands. In his contract, he is requiring that the team provide on a regular basis Blue Bell mint chocolate chip ice cream and a random flavored donut from Krispy Kreme, not the inferior donuts at Dunkin’. Oh and when he asks for either of them, they need to be in his hands within ten minutes or he can avoid practicing with the team that day.

Next, he wants the team to finally give away a bobblehead already. He’s been on the team for years now, it’s time! Lastly, Duncan is getting old and workouts are tough on him so he will put in his demands that he wants a personal masseuse to be on hand when necessary including up to ten years after his retirement. He plans on continuing to stay in shape after retirement and would need a nice relaxing massage afterwards.

Ethan Duncan | #11 | D | Winnipeg Aurora | 2407 Peak TPE
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 192 lbs
Birthplace: United States
S52 SMJHL Draft: 46th Overall by the Kelowna Knights
S53 SHL Draft: 6th Overall by the West Kendall Platoon

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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S56 | BAP | GP: 50 | G: 09 | A: 08 | P: 17 | +/-: -31 | PIM: 24 | HIT: 12 | SB: 35 | FO%: 53.2
S57 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 06 | A: 29 | P: 35 | +/-: -27 | PIM: 56 | HIT: 20 | SB: 58 | FO%: 54.6
S58 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 37 | P: 58 | +/-: +18 | PIM: 12 | HIT: 71 | SB: 62 | FO%: 54.9
S59 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 35 | P: 53 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 29 | HIT: 103 | SB: 52 | FO%: 51.7
S60 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 40 | P: 64 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | HIT: 106 | SB: 11 | FO%: 49.3
S61 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 26 | A: 49 | P: 75 | +/-: +42 | PIM: 10 | HIT: 123 | SB: 35 | FO%: 50.9
S62 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 47 | P: 83 | +/-: +26 | PIM: 22 | HIT: 120 | SB: 17 | FO%: 51.4
S63 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 40 | A: 50 | P: 90 | +/-: +51 | PIM: 10 | HIT: 88 | SB: 1
S64 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 38 | P: 69 | +/-: +31 | PIM: 12 | HIT: 74 | SB: 6
S65 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 36 | P: 71 | +/-: +19 | PIM: 30 | HIT: 103 | SB: 3
S66 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 36 | P: 50 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 36 | HIT: 73 | SB: 99
S67 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 32 | P: 55 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 36 | HIT: 63 | SB: 106
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Total | GP: 776 | G: 283 | A: 437 | P: 720 | +/-: +192 | PIM: 307 | HIT: 956 | SB: 485 | FO%: 52.4
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S58 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 05 | G: 01 | A: 02 | P: 03 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 05 | SB: 04 | FO%: 56.6
S59 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 05 | G: 01 | A: 02 | P: 03 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 06 | SB: 05 | FO%: 53.7
S60 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 12 | G: 01 | A: 05 | P: 06 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 13 | SB: 02 | FO%: 45.7
S61 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 18 | G: 05 | A: 08 | P: 13 | +/-: +05 | PIM: 08 | HIT: 48 | SB: 09 | FO%: 46.4
S62 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 15 | G: 04 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: +05 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 20 | SB: 08 | FO%: 48.0
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Total | GP: 40 | G: 08 | A: 17 | P: 25 | +/-: -01 | PIM: 08 | HIT: 72 | SB: 20 | FO%: 48.6
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Achievements
S53: Occasus Trophy
S53: Colin Schmidt Award (Team Award)
S54-S55: Voted Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S54: Laurifer Trophy
S54: WJC Gold Medalist (GM/Player)
S62: Third Team All-Star
S63: President's Trophy
S63: IIHF Gold Medalist
S63: Lance Uppercut Award
S63: Second Team All-Star
S65: IIHF Top Forward
S67: President's Trophy
S67: Second Team All-Star
S69: President's Trophy
S71: President's Trophy
S72: Challenge Cup Champion

       

My contract certainly is lucrative in the monatary aspect of things but the fine print reads like the rider for a band or a famous singer. Every game either home or away have a different set of rules that need to be followed otherwise the contract is null and void and the money is guaranteed right then and there. That's why the Rage are very good at reading contracts and have kept me around so long.

Home games:

* Therapy cat to support me after a win or a loss
* Access to Ping Pong Tabel 24/7
* Allowed to listen to headphones during team meeting
* Skate shiner

Away games:

* $100 to Stadium merch
* Access to Ping Pong Table Postgame
* Private High speed access and tv with HDMI/streaming capabilities
* Therapy cat that looks like the cat I.keep at home stadium

Sure I'm a little crazy with my contract. But it's New York City baby, it's gotta be to make it in this town!

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Jeffrey Bjelland | Center | DRAFTEE
Birthplace: Minneapolis, MN, USA
Number: 21
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Minamino has rarely been the type of player to demand any sort of special treatment, aiming to be the typical hockey culture player where the betterment of the team comes before the individual. Especially when it came to the salary, especially in the prime of his career, he would regularly take pay cuts for the sake of the organization fielding the most competitive roster possible.

However as he continues to age, he realizes that mayhap the best thing to do is find security in his spot on the team. In the past maybe that would be in the form of a no trade clause. However seeing younger players take more and more of the spotlight, it may be necessary for something as simple as a multiple year deal to ensure that he can have a spot as long as ideal to finish out his career as a syndicate is the way to go.

Also having the ability to dictate what games are played on games night is huge too.

Ryuuji Minamino | RW | Syndicate | S53 | 1265 TPE
Birthplace: Sapporo, Japan
Height: 6'3" | Weight: 210lb
SMJHL S52 Draft 56th Overall (NLB)
SHL S53 Draft 11th Overall (CHI)
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SMJHL Regular Season
S52 | 50GP | 3G   | 5A   | 8P   | -5  | 16 PIM | 32 Hits |
S53 | 50GP | 16G | 19A | 36P | +5 | 30 PIM | 46 Hits |
S54 | 50GP | 25G | 28A | 53P | +23 | 22 PIM | 20 Hits |
S55 | 50GP | 21G | 35A | 56P | +17 | 12 PIM | 33 Hits |
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SMJHL Playoff Season
S52 | 10GP | 1G | 0A | 1P | -4 | 2 PIM | 6 Hits |
S53 | 7GP   | 2G | 3A | 5P | -1 | 2 PIM | 12 Hits |
S54 | 14GP   | 9G | 8A | 17P | +11 | 4 PIM | 7 Hits |
S55 | 17GP   | 5G | 8A | 13P | +6 | 9 PIM | 13 Hits |

When Pablo Salvatici of the Atlanta Inferno is looking to sign a new contract he is demanding one thing and one thing only. As he is a penguin he wants a wing and beak massage from his general manager @hotdog before and after every game. He claims that it helps him to relax and play better and score more points which sure was true in previous seasons but now he's an old scrub and is barely even point per game anymore who knows he might not even be point per game now I haven't looked at the index yet so maybe he's just old and bad. Anyways this massage has helped him in the past and it will now help him going forward into the future because as mentioned earlier he's no spring chicken (duh he's a penguin not a chicken) so this massage will help his career longevity hopefully and keep him in elite fitness and form as he enters the twilight of his career.

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Sim Wen || Anchorage Armada || D || 218 TPE
Height: 6'0
Weight: 190 lbs
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Transactions:
Drafted 20th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S72 SMJHL Draft
Drafted ___ overall by the __ in the S73 SHL Draft
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SHL Statistics:
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:

Pablo Salvatici || Atlanta Inferno || F || 2082 TPE Peak
Height: 5'10
Weight: 172 lbs
Birthplace: Milan, Italy
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Transactions:
Drafted 8th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S56 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 11th overall by the Atlanta Inferno in the S57 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 7 || P: 16 || 0 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 26 || Shots: 58 || SB: 19
S57 || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 120 || Shots: 173 || SB: 13
S58 || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 26 || P: 40 || +9 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 142 || Shots: 181 || SB: 39
S59 || GP: 66 || G: 25 || A: 44 || P: 69 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 125 || Shots: 219 || SB: 51
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:
S58 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoffs Points Leader) (Tied)
S59 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader)
S59 Ideen Fallah Trophy (Awards Committee MVP)
S59 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (Community Most Outstanding Player)

Nolan Sawchuk || TBB, CHI, ATL || RW || 1377 TPE
Transactions:
Drafted 22nd Overall by the Kelowna Knights in the S44 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 12th Overall by the Seattle Riot in the S45 SHL Draft
Traded to the Chicago Syndicate S54
Signed with the Atlanta Inferno S56
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SMJHL Statistics:
S44 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 16 || P: 30 || -32 || PIM: 13 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 144 || SB: 14
S45 || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 35 || P: 62 || +15 || PIM: 14 || Hits: 64 || Shots: 183 || SB: 7
S46 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 23 || P: 37 || +13 || PIM: 24 || Hits: 55 || Shots: 153 || SB: 7
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SHL Statistics:
S47 || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 17 || P: 29 || -8 || PIM: 6 || Hits: 32 || Shots: 147 || SB: 12
S48 || GP: 50 || G: 22 || A: 25 || P: 47 || +22 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 158 || SB: 13
S49 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 14 || P: 30 || -10 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 5 || Shots: 155 || SB: 13
S50 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 25 || P: 39 || +16 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 53 || Shots: 141 || SB: 6
S51 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 21 || P: 29 || -2 || PIM: 11 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 148 || SB: 6
S52 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 23 || P: 39 || -1 || PIM: 26 || Hits: 60 || Shots: 119 || SB: 5
S53 || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 17 || P: 30 || -8 || PIM: 44 || Hits: 63 || Shots: 112 || SB: 83 || GvA: 25 || TkA: 24
S54 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 28 || P: 42 || +26 || PIM: 32 || Hits: 35 || Shots: 134 || SB: 47 || GvA: 18 || TkA: 34
S55 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 27 || P: 35 || +21 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 132 || SB: 51 || GvA: 17 || TkA: 23
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 28 || P: 44 || -3 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 21 || Shots: 129 || SB: 31 || GvA: 29 || TkA: 23
Career Totals || GP: 500 || G: 139 || A: 225 || P: 364 || PIM: 159 || Hits: 343 || Shots: 1375 || SB: 267 || GvA: 89 || TkA: 104
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 || GP: 7 || G: 4 || A: 3 || P: 7 || +3 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 18 || SB: 2
S49 || GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 6 || P: 10 || +6 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 3 || Shots: 43 || SB: 0
S50 || GP: 19 || G: 4 || A: 10 || P: 14 || -2|| PIM: 4 || Hits: 29 || Shots: 54 || SB: 5
S51 || GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || -2 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 13 || SB: 0
Playoff Totals || GP: 42 || G: 13 || A: 20 || P: 33 || PIM: 4 | Hits: 32 || Shots: 128 || SB: 7
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Trophy Case:
S45 Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goal Leader)
S49 Gold Medal (Germany IIHF)
S50 Silver Medal (Germany IIHF)

So when General Manager Rex Kirkby and Cale Salad approached Igor Victory's agent, the one and only Man Tatum, about resigning, it was an easy tap it in kind of goal that all sides we're hoping for. Igor victory loves playing for the Philly forge of the simulation hockey league. However, there is always a caveat. This time though, it wasn't money that dragged out the discussions. It was what Igor Victory, native of Tampere, Finland, left forward for the Philly Forge of the Simulation Hockey League, wanted to see in his locker every day, and across the locker room. Firstly, the team had to only use Igor Victory brand cups for the next season. He has an abundance after a crabs breakout at the manufacturing facility many seasons ago, and he's trying to rebrand it. So the cups needed to be hung every day with his face on them, in both locker rooms. And then, he wanted only to drink sparkling waters that have PFAs in them. Micro plastics for everyone!

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Igor Victory | LD | PHI | Tampere, Finland
Number: 11
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 228#
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Notables:
Drafted 48th by ANC in S54 SMJHL draft
S54 HoF Ceremony Host
S55 HoF Ceremony Host
Drafted 12th OA by TBB in S55 SHL draft
S55 Finland WJC GM - Bronze
S56 Finland WJC Co-GM
S56 SMJHL Intern
S57-S60- Anchorage Armada Co-GM
S57 4 Star Champion
S57 WJC Finland GM - Gold Medal
S60 Signed FA Contract with Philadelphia Forge
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SHL Stats:
S58 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A:11 P:14 +/-:-12 PIM:4 H:63 SB:121 TOI:18:18
S59 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A: 17 P:20 +/-:-11 PIM: 15 H:66 SB:115 TOI:18:39
S60 - PHI: GP: 66 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:18 PIM: 28 H:85 SB:104 TOI:19:26
S61 - PHI:

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SMJHL stats: All games played with ANC

S54- GP:50 G:4 A:7 P:11 +/-:-1 PIM:28 H:51 SB:30 DGR: 63 TOI: 18:20

S55- GP:50 G:5 A:7 P:12: +/-:7 PIM:4 H:59 SB:68 DGR:71 TOI:17:39

S56- GP:50 G:4 A:22 P:26 +/-:-4 PIM:15 H:60 SB:30 DGR: 75 TOI:20:42

S57- GP:55 G:13 A:20 P:33 +/-:39 PIM:29 H:116 SB:108 DGR:84 TOI:20:34

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SMJHL playoff stats

S54- GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:9 H:9 SB:10 DGR:72 TOI:19:38

S55- GP:7 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-: -3 PIM:2 H:14 SB:10 DGR:63 TOI:17:20

S56- GP:16 G:5 A:5 P:10 +/-:-1 PIM:2 H:19 SB:11 DGR:76 TOI:21:11

S57- GP: 16 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:8 PIM:10 H:21 SB:10 TOI:20:34

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International Representations

S54 WJC FIN - Bronze
S55 WJC FIN - Bronze
S56 WJC FIN
S57 WJC FIN - GOLD
S57 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN

CREATIVE PROMPT - It's everyone's favourite time of year! Contract negotiations! We're not going to worry about the actual hard numbers here, let the agents sort that out! Let's worry about the important stuff!

Written Task: What special conditions do you want in your players contract? Is there a special snack that has to be in your locker stall every morning? A specific type of coffee stocked in the machine? A certain way the trainer must tape your stick or you'll throw a tantrum and quit? Tell me about what special requirements if any your player wants in their contract and why. (150+ words)

Every contract is similar and different at the same time. Similar regarding having to have a length and price. Different because of a different length and price. Every good player wants a No Move Clause (NMC) or No Trade Clause (NTC), while Bnana NWaffles has not reached that status he has other things he would like to include in his contract. First and foremost, the one thing that Bnana is putting in his contract is to make sure that his locker is near an outlet or to have an outlet installed in or next to his locker or space. This is for multiple reason, like charging his phone or tablet or whatever electronic, but the main reason is so he may plug in his state of the art toaster. The next thing in the contract will be said state of the art toaster and weekly supply of waffles when home and away of his choosing, and also maple syrup and fresh bananas, you get the point! All the rest of the stuff like tapping the stick, tying his skates, etc. he will handle and no one else.

(187 words)

Sig by @Ragnar / Avatar by @leviadan

Bnana NWaffles || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || TPE: 819 

SHL 27OA S66 - Hamilton Steelhawks 
Number: 88
Birthplace: Helsinki, Finland

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Bnana NWaffles || C || Detroit Falcons 

SMJHL Free Agent Pick Up S65 - Detroit Falcons
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics 

S65 - Detroit Falcons | 63 GP | 3 G | 16 A | 19 P | 4 | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 10 PIM | 16 H | 64 SOG 

S66 - Detroit Falcons | 66 GP | 17 G | 23 A | 40 P | -17 | 5 PPP | 0 SHP | 26 PIM | 97 H | 124 SOG | 604 FOW - 414 FOL - 59.3 FO%

S67 - Detroit Falcons | 66 GP | 47 G | 49 A | 96 P | 39 | 26 PPP | 2 SHP | 24 PIM | 87 H | 207 SOG | 514 FOW - 359 FOL - 58.9 FO%
S68 - Detroit Falcons | 66 GP | 52 G | 48 A | 100 P | 39 | 35 PPP | 0 SHP | 34 PIM | 85 H | 215 SOG | 529 FOW - 423 FOL - 55.6 FO%

SMJHL Post Season Statistics 
S65 - Detroit Falcons | 17 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H | 12 SOG

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Awards & Accomplishments
S65 - 4 STAR CUP CHAMPIONS 

S67 - Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader) - 96 points 

S67 - Roberto Martucci Trophy (Regular Season Goals Leader) - 47 goals 

S67 - Alex Light Trophy - Most Improved Player 

S67 - Ideen Fallah Trophy - SMJHL Awards Committee MVP 

S67 - Raymond Lindsay - Most Outstanding Player as Voted on by the League 

S67 - Laurifer Trophy - 59-5-2 120pts 

S68 - 4 STAR CUP CHAMPIONS 
S68 - Laurifer Trophy - 54-11-1 109pts 

    

Graj Virrok is a very simple man. He is a man who plays hockey for a living, and what better drink is there for a hockey player than beer? Graj has written some very clear stipulations into his contract that give him free beer, and he loves it. Firstly, Graj gets one case of beer per assist, and 2 cases per goal. If Graj scores over 30 total points in a season, he gets an extra 10 cases. Secondly, if Graj scores higher than a 70 DGR on the season, Graj gets 15 cases of beer. Third, if Graj is named to the allstar team, he gets 50 cases of beer. Fourth, if Graj blocks more shots than anyone else on the Forge, he gets 25 cases of beer. And fifth, if Graj finishes in the top 5 in shots blocked in the entire league, he gets 25 cases of beer. This is an agreement that Graj is very pleased with and keeps everyone happy, including Graj's beer belly.

Graj Virrok || D (S68/69), F (S70-current) || Philadelphia Forge
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SMJHL Stats

S65: Goalkeeper

S66 (KEL): 66GP | 1 G | 14A | 15P | -57  | 68 sog | 1.47 sh% | 2 ppp | 82 hits | 150blks | 32 pim

S67 (KEL): 66GP | 4 G | 24A | 28P | -19  | 165sog | 2.42 sh% | 8 ppp | 71 hits | 120blks | 28 pim

SMJHL Totals (KEL): 132 GP | 5 G | 38 A | 43 P | -76 | 233 sog | 2.15 sh% | 10 ppp | 153 hits | 270 blks | 60 pim

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SHL Stats:

S68 (PHI): 66GP | 3 G | 33 A | 36 P | +45  | 119sog | 2.52 sh% | 0 ppp | 44 hits | 82 blks | 30 pim

S69 (PHI): 66GP | 2 G | 32 A | 34 P | +55  | 146sog | 1.37 sh% | 0 ppp | 54 hits | 164 blks | 20 pim

Defenseman Totals: 132 GP | 5 G | 65 A | 70 P | +100 | 265 sog | 1.89 sh% | 0 ppp | 98 hits | 246 blks | 50 PIM

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S70 (PHI):  66 GP | 31 G | 49 A | 80 P | +54  | 208sog | 14.90sh% | 3 ppp | 155 hits | 34 blks | 50 pim

S71 (PHI):  66 GP | 23 G | 48 A | 71 P | +17  | 208sog | 11.06sh% | 22 ppp | 167 hits | 49 blks | 50 pim

S72 (PHI):  66 GP | 39 G | 52 A | 91 P | +42  | 277sog | 14.08sh% | 19 ppp | 71 hits | 64 blks | 65 pim

Forward Totals: 198 GP | 93 G | 149 A | 242 P | +113  | 693sog | 13.42sh% | 44 ppp | 393 hits | 247 blks | 165 pim

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Career Totals: 264 GP | 98 G | 204 A | 302 P | +213 | 958 sog | 10.23 sh% | 44 ppp | 491 hits | 493 blks | 215 PIM

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Achievements:

S69 Challenge Cup Champion with the Philadelphia Forge

Made S69 All-Star Game as Defenseman

Transactions:

S65: Drafted at Round 2, Pick 1 (15oa) by the Kelowna Knights

Signed 1 year, $4,000,000 contract with the Kelowna Knights

S66: Drafted at Round 1, Pick 18 (18oa) by the Philadeplhia Forge

Signed 1 year, $3,000,000 contract with the Philadelphia Forge

Awarded $500,000 for Bronze Medal in S66 WJC

Signed 3 year, $9,000,000 ($3,000,000/yr) extension with the Philadelphia Forge

Signed 2-year, $8,000,000 ($4,000,000/yr) contract with the Philadelphia Forge

Career Earnings: $20,500,000

Thanks to EAB and sulovien for the sigs!

Firstly, I would like to have a Protein Bar in my locker stall every morning before games and practices. Extra protein would be a source of energy and nutrition that I have found helps me perform at my best. I would also like to have a Starbucks coffee ready for me in the locker room, as I believe it helps me stay alert and focused during games.

In addition to food and beverage requirements, I would also like my hockey stick is taped from the toe to the heel. I have found that this helps me handle the puck better and gives me better control on the ice. I would request that the trainer tapes my stick in this manner before each game and practice.

These special conditions in my player contract are important to me because they help me perform at my best and feel comfortable during games in the simulation hockey league. Having my Protein Bars and Starbucks coffee available, and my stick taped in a specific way, allows me to focus on my game and give 100% on the ice.

CREATIVE PROMPT

Slip McScruff's contract negotiations are very simple.  He is barely worth the minimum contract so he gets paid the minimum contract.  The extra conditions are what makes things spicy.  For example, he must be provided with spicy wings after every game.  Really, that's it.  After game time, he gets extra spicy because his contract says so.

Well, it's not exclusively it, but that is really the only condition that gets activated.  There is a super secret clause that has never been triggered which he has carried for his whole career.  If he could get 35 points in a season, he will get a super sweet high five from the GM.  The closest he got was in season 48 when he scored 32 points for the Winnipeg Jets.  After a pretty garbage 8 point season with New Orleans in season 61, he set the new bar at 25 and came close in season 64 and 67 with 22 points for Los Angeles and New Orleans again.

credit to Flappy, ToeDragon, and Carpy