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Reporters claimed sights of former SHL hockey player Edward Williams back in the United States. Williams is well known amongst hockey fans in both the States and across the pond in England. Williams was supposedly back in his hometown of Stockport, Manchester in England after retirement from the SHL. Edward Williams, now 38 years of age, has not been seen since, so journalists were unable to confirm that the sighting is actually Williams.

One journalist, Frank Dogwater, was in New York City when he spotted a man resembling Williams step out of a limo. Dogwater was able to snap a few photographs. He noted that while it looks tremendously like Williams, it was unclear whether the supposed hockey star had grown a mustache or taped a fake one to his lip. Dogwater pulled out a recording device and microphone for a quick comment.

Dogwater: Edward Williams? Why are you back in the United States? Where have you been?

Williams (speaking in an odd French accent over an English accent): Uhh, I am not zis… how you say… Williams…

Dogwater: Why are you speaking in a ridiculous French accent?

Williams: I waz ridiculed out of zis country and forced to… how you say… retire…. I mean… I don’t know English… au revoir…

Dogwater: Is it true that you are physically unfit to ever play hockey at any level ever again?

Williams: What… I… you… let’s just say… be prepared to see someone on the ice zis season… Willia-uh… Zilliams…

Dogwater: Who will we be seeing on the ice?

Zilliams: You will see Zedward Zilliams… okay bonjour, au revoir…

End of interview.

Well there you have it folks. The reporter did indeed mistake Edward Williams for a new potential hockey star, Zedward Zilliams. For a strapping young player such as Zedward, be prepared to see him and his mustache in the SMJHL next season.

 Zedward Zilliams | LD | Detroit | Hamilton | Great Britain | S71 - | 1299 TPE

Age: 23

Height: 6'4

Weight: 220 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Player Type: Old-School Defenseman
Number: 22

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(S71) Drafted 8th Overall by the Detroit Falcons

(S72) Drafted 2nd Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks

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CAREER

GP: 533 | G: 40 | A: 178 | P: 218 | B: 1,250 | -51
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SMJHL Regular Season
GP: 264 | G: 19 | A: 91 | P: 110 | B: 833 | -60
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SMJHL Playoffs
GP: 30 | G: 03 | A: 12 | P: 15 | B: 65 | -6

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SHL Regular Season
GP: 132 | G: 11 | A: 49 | P: 60 | B: 182 | +15
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SHL Playoffs
GP: 14 | G: 04 | A: 05 | P: 09 | B: 20 | +7
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WJC
GP: 54 | G: 01 | A: 18 | P: 19 | B: 131 | +3
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IIHF
GP: 39 | G: 02 | A: 03 | P: 05 | B: 19 | -10
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Achievements

(S71) Alternate Captain of Detroit

(S71) Blocked Shots League Leader

(S71) Most Shots Blocked in SMJHL Season

(S71) All-Defense Team

(S71) WJC Silver Medal

(S72) Blocked Shots League Leader
(S74) 3rd All Time in SMJHL Blocked Shots

(S74) Four Star Cup Champion

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Teams

(S71-S74) Detroit Falcons

(S75-) Hamilton Steelhawks

Edward Williams | C | Detroit | Texas | Great Britain | S52 - S69 | 2171 TPE
Age: 37
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Player Type: Power Forward
Number: 22

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(S52) Drafted 11th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S53) Drafted 4th Overall by the Texas Renegades

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CAREER

GP: 1507 | G: 458 | A: 678 | P: 1136 | +191
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SMJHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 200 | G: 73 | A: 92 | P: 165 | +13
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SMJHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 38 | G: 07 | A: 13 | P: 20 | -14
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SHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 908 | G: 302 | A: 452 | P: 754 | +157
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SHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 143 | G: 36 | A: 67 | P: 103 | +5
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WJC
TOTAL | GP: 77 | G: 14 | A: 18 | P: 32 | +2
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IIHF

TOTAL | GP: 141 | G: 26 | A: 36 | P: 62 | +28
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Achievements
(S52) SMJHL All-Rookie Team
(S52) Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top Rookie)
(S53) Alternate Captain of Detroit
(S53) Eastern Conference All-Star
(S53) Four Star Cup Champion
(S53) 1st Team All-SMJHL
(S53) Jared Hanson (Scoring Champ)
(S53) Roberto Martucci (Goal Leader)
(S53) Raymond Lindsay (Players MVP)

(S54) WJC Silver Medal
(S54) IIHF Silver Medal
(S55) IIHF Gold Medal
(S56) IIHF Silver Medal
(S56) Ryan Jesster (Best Rookie)
(S56) All-Rookie Team
(S57) IIHF Silver Medal

(S58) IIHF Silver Medal

(S59) Western Conference All-Star

(S59) Challenge Cup Champion

(S60) IIHF Silver Medal

(S61) Western Conference All-Star

(S61) Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Forward) 

(S61) IIHF Gold Medal

(S62) Challenge Cup Champion

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Teams
(S52-55) Detroit Falcons

(S56-65) Texas Renegades

(S66) Seattle Argnoauts

(S67) Los Angeles Panthers

(S68) Tampa Bay Barracuda

(S69) Los Angeles Panthers

William Zilliams | Head GM | Detroit | S72 -

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CAREER

Regular Season | 163-143-24

Postseason | 23-17

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SMJHL Regular Season

(S72) | 21-39-6 | P: 48 | 13th

(S73) | 31-28-7 | P: 69 | 8th

(S74) | 42-20-4 | P: 88 | 3rd

(S75) | 40-22-4 | P: 84 | 4th

(S76) | 29-34-3 | P: 61 | 11th

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SMJHL Playoffs
(S73) | R1: 4-1 | QF: 0-4

(S74) | R1: Bye | QF: 4-0 | SF: 4-2 | CH: 4-3

(S75) | R1: 4-3 | QF: 3-4

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Achievements

(S74) Four Star Cup Champion

(S74) Nour Harrak Nominee (Top GM)

Idk about y’all but I’m pretty excited to see what Zedward Zilliams will bring to the SMHJL!

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Steve Harrington | LW | Chicago Syndicate
// CHICAGO SYNDICATE //
S75 SHL75: #45 Steve Harrington
S75 Traded to CHI
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// TAMPA BAY BARRACUDA //
S74 Traded to TBB
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// TORONTO NORTH STARS //
S73 Signed with TOR in Free Agency
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// BUFFALO STAMPEDE //
S71 Challenge Cup
S71-S72 Alternate Captain
S64 All-SHL 3rd Team
S62 All-SHL 1st Team
S62 Ron Mexico Nominee
S61 All-SHL 2nd Team
S60 Challenge Cup
S60 Helping Hand - The Maples
S56 All-Rookie Team S56 Ryan Jesster Nominee
S53 SHL Draft 3rd Overall
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// NEWFOUNDLAND BERSERKERS //
S55 Brodie Witzel Nominee
S55 Four Star Cup
S55 Co-Captain
S52-S54 Alternate Captain
S52 SMJHL Draft 4th Overall
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// DEUTSCHLAND //
S72 Gold Medal
S70 Gold Medal
S58 Bronze Medal
S57 Bronze Medal

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// SHL //
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