Let's be honest, no one expected to see Great Falls in game 7 of the first round, let alone winning and advancing to the second round. With the season the Grizzlies had, a playoff series win is nothing short of a cinderella story. No one was more excited about Great Falls winning that series than Billy Hill who contributed a game winning goal during the series to keep the Grizzlies alive.

In celebration, Billy felt one feeling above all else after hearing the Great Falls goal song, "It's Raining Tacos" five times during the final game, he was HUNGRY. Not for a win this time, instead for a good plate of tex-mex tacos. Where better to get some good tex-mex than the State Fair of Texas. Before even leaving the arena, the Hillbilly booked a ticket to Dallas and boarded a different plane than the rest of the squad.

The next morning, still hungover from victory champagne and wearing the same warm up gear from the night before, Billy woke up on a plane docked at a terminal in Texas carrying only his wallet and phone. First stop, the first Walmart he can find. After picking up some boots, jeans and a white t-shirt, he stopped at a truck stop for a shower and to change clothes then off to the fair. 

Upon entry at the fair, Billy Hill found out why they say Everything's bigger in Texas. Large grills, large people and a large statue of a cowboy. Seeing as he was hung over, a voice in Billy's head said "You should totally pee on the statue." Guess what, he did. What he didn't notice was standing behind him was the most famous family in all of Heimlich County, Hank, Bobby and Peggy Hill. Hank didn't appreciate Billy's blatant disrespect to the state, but Bobby took it upon himself to deal with the hillbilly. "THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!" *thwack*



In the words of Bill Dauterieve, "You. Have. Been. Kicked. In. The. Testicles."

Billy was slow to get up, in a lot of pain and with a bruised ego. Even after defeating SMJHL tough guy Bog Damsel, Billy was no match for middle schooler Bobby Hill's low blow. Feeling defeated, Billy found the nearest taco stand, grabbed a dozen tacos to go and left for the airport to fly back to Great Falls with a bruised ego and sack as a souvenior as a reminder: Don't mess with Texas.

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Bobby Hill the new SMJHL Heavyweight Champion!

Ty to Eni's Sig Shop

ty to ragnar

Mac Turner || F || Regina Elks
Mac Turner:
6'4:
219:
#37:
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SMJHL:
S72: GP:66 G:14 A:31 PTS:45
S73: GP:66 G:17 A:36 PTS:53
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Awards:
S72 Brandon Holmes - Top Defensive Forward(SMJHL)
S73 All-Defensive Team (SMJHL)

I agree, don't mess with Texas

Anthony Dionne || G || Texas Renegades || Peak TPE : 2055
Name: Anthony Dionne
Catch: Right
Height: 6'4''
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 39
SMJHL Draft: 36e by St Louis Scarecrows
SHL Draft: 12e by Texas Renegades
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S65 to S68 | STL | GP : 175 (89-67-14) | 3.21 GAA | 0.885 SV% | SO : 7
SMJHL Playoffs:
S65 to S68 | STL | GP : 56 (32-20-4) | 2.99 GAA | 0.895 SV% | SO : 5

SHL Regular Season:
S66 to S74 | TEX | GP : 328 (152-136-26) | 3.74 GAA | 0.898 SV% | SO : 11 
SHL Playoffs:
S69 to S74 | TEX | GP : 36 (9-22-4) | 4.44 GAA | 0.879 SV% | SO : 1
World Junior Championship Round Robin:
S64 to S68 | TBI-TNA-CAN | GP : 34 (13-17-3) | 3.56 GAA | 0.904 SV% | SO : 0
World Junior Championship Medals Round:
S66 to S68 | CAN | GP : 9 (6-2-1) | 2.27 GAA | 0.923 SV% | SO : 0 

IIHF Round Robin:

S67 to S73 | CAN | GP : 64 (37-22-4) | 3.09 GAA | 0.901 SV% | SO : 5
IIHF Medals Round:
S67 to S73 | CAN | GP : 8 (4-2-2) | 2.74 GAA | 0.898 SV% | SO : 0

Awards:

S66 IIHF | CAN | Silver Medal
S66 WJC | CAN | Bronze Medal
S67 WJC | CAN | Bronze Medal
S68 WJC | CAN | Bronze Medal
S69 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal (+ record for most goalie wins in the round robin (11))