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LampLighter · 12-04-2023, 01:42 AM

Option 1:

New England is going to win the cup this year because we have had one of the top teams in the SHL for the past few seasons and even winning a few seasons back. Over the last couple seasons, we have been the top team in the league and have been bitten by the Presidents trophy curse of winning the presidents trophy, not winning the cup. Two of the main reasons that New England has a good chance of winning the cup this year is due to having one of the top forwards in the league on our first line with Ivan Lacksamus and also have a top goalies in the net with Olof Karsikko. Both of these players have been helping New England to the number one spot and hopefully can continue their productive seasons moving forward especially with the rest of the team, contributing solid production to complete the well rounded New England Wolfpack. If we have any setbacks during the season and need to make some changes to be a top team, I have full faith in Luke and what he has built over the last few years and he wolf-igure it out for the Wolfpack to be at the top in the end.

***Seany148*** · 12-04-2023, 03:33 AM

Option 2

Well first of all, Edžus would think about if he really needs to sabotage San Francisco, considering they usually self-destruct by themselves. But, just to be safe, he opts to indeed “troll” them with a series of small incidents that ultimately add up to a guaranteed lost. So, he starts by switching around every stick, mixing and matching them the San Francisco hockey sticks with tags of the wrong players, or straight up completely wrong teams. Then, why not replace the energy drinks in the bottles with cold, acid tea (Edžus is not a fan of tea at all)? At least that'd ensure that the Pride players would stay zen in the overwhelming defeat Los Angeles would serve them. Next, it's time to lure the best player of the team, Toasty, away by promising to play video games with them only to bail out at the last second. Take that, Toast! Now that the #1 defenceman’s sleep schedule is ruined, this'll be an easy game and a goal festival!
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locrianmidwest · 12-04-2023, 03:56 AM

The Citadelles are going to win the Four Star and they are going to do it in style. The s73 playoffs were a bit of a disappointing end to a surprising regular season but that just means everybody has had that much motivation to wake up and make it everybody else’s problem this time. Kickass offense: check. Celeste Desjardins with a full year of experience under the belt? The Solbergs working on their inter-twin telepathy? Jeff Hunziker again? League fucked. Defense: getting there! Jagrbomb returning? Everybody from last season making huge strides? Juan Tymer with the name of the century? Don’t know how you say anybody else wins this year. Detroit is quivering in their little square pizza eating, Insane Clown Posse listening boots. Even if they’re right I’m plugging my ears, not listening to the haters lalala. How could we not win the cup? We’re way better than owl of the other teams!

***goldenglutes*** · 12-04-2023, 05:42 AM

well my team the atlanta infernoes from the great city of atlanta georgia are going to win the cup of course because we are captained by the perpetual cup winner himself the one and only agnes mcpip @micool132 and the reason why we are so sure that we are going to win the cup is because one time angus' uncle got caught stealing a truck full of connor bedard merchandise and drove it to an art museum. when the police confronted him about it, he said he was just delivering the busts to the museum. idk how that dad joke had anything to do with winning the cup but i needed to make a dad joke so there. anyway the inferno are going to win because we have sim wen coming up as the upcoming winner of the rookie of the season award which i think is called the jesster but anyway he will win it and he will learn lots under agnes and they will be great on the back end and we will win @Jepox

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JoeSteel · 12-04-2023, 07:41 AM

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***boom*** · 12-04-2023, 08:05 AM

The Calgary Dragons will win the Challenge Cup this season thanks to the power and speed of their youth players coming up to the SHL for the first time. With a lack of tape on these players as they show their stuff in the big leagues, the team will get off on the right foot and be able to get the edge on their opponents. They also have veteran stars who can lead these young prospects into being SHL stars and teach them how to be elite athletes. The team's youth and speed should get them into the playoffs, and once they get in anything can happen in these situations. Having gotten just 62 wins over the previous three seasons, it's possible that more talented teams will underestimate this young, hungry squad and be taken off guard, not being prepared for what the Dragons bring to the table. With all of this together, Calgary looks to be a dangerous team this and in future seasons.

Z0REM · 12-04-2023, 09:52 AM

Written Task: Describe how you would sabotage your team's archrival before a game in which the winner makes the playoffs and the loser goes golfing. The sneakier the better. Don't get caught!

It is really easy to sabotage an arch rival out there in the wild. You could ruin their sleep, ruin their practices, or ruin their mental. All of these different sabotages have different strategies associated with them that would lead a team to victory. My personal favorite would be to destroy sleep quality. that would hit all of the major points prior to games. Now a team tries to stay isolated the night before big games, but you can't keep everyone away. A few well placed bribes or nephews and nieces put in the right place and you can mess wit hotel rooms, pillows, bodies in the bed it all works. The plan is just disrupt and wake up the opposing players at random intervals of 2 or 4 hours so that rem sleep never hits the right way. Once youve disrupted sleep for one night, you need to guarantee victory otherwise your efforts are wasted.

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