Walter Melon has a young son, when he was home from the Kraken's most recent road trip, he was giving his little tike a bath, and wouldn't you know it, POOP IN THE TUB!

The last time Frøya interacted with a baby was just the other day where a family wanted to get her autograph before she potentially became big in the SMJHL. After signing the autograph Frøya played with the baby a little as they were really interested in her and so she gave little waves and peekaboos!

Hugh Manius was surprised to see a baby in the locker room but not completely surprised that the baby was be held by some irate woman screaming at Walt Cyle Fraser claiming he way the baby’s daddy. @Slappydoodle

Words ~37

Sigs by @FlappyGiraffe,  @Steelhead77,  @ToeDragon84, @slothfacekilla, @Wasty and other dude I need to find your name

Lil' Manius

Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired 
Name: Lil' Manius
Height: 5’ 6”
Weight: 182
Number: 77
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Personal Awards and Records
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States
S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States
S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States
S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States
S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S48 1st All-Star Team
S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me
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Big Manius

Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired
Name: Big Manius
Height: 6’ 9”
Weight: 265
Number: 7
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Personal Awards and Records
SHL Hall of Fame Player
Member of the Triple Gold Club
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S25 Challenge Cup Champion
S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway
S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S27 IIHF Top Defenseman
S33 2nd All-Star Team
S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner
S30 League leader Fights Won
S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner
S26 Scott Stevens Nominee
S26 2nd All-Star Team
S26 Tied for first in PP Goals
S23 Four Star Cup Champion
Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96
Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13
Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20
SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96
SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73%
SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs
SMJHL S 22 Playoffs:  Lead league in fights won
SMJHL S 23 Playoffs:  Lead league in fights won
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Dan's last interaction with a baby? That would have to be after his last game. Dan excited the dressing room to find a proud father standing there with his newborn son. He asked Dan of he could get an autograph and Dan obliged by signing the newborns forehead.

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Dan Johnston||RD||Peak TPE: 1068
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220
Number: 55
Drafted 16th Overall by Anchorage Armada[S71 SMJHL Draft]
Drafted 15th Overall by Atlanta Inferno[S72 Draft]
S74 SMJHL 1st Team All-Star
S74 Quilha Agante Award Winner (Top SMJHL Defender)
CANADA


{SMJHL}  Anchorage Armada

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REGULAR SEASON STATS
[S71] SMJHL GP:66 G:11 A:29 P:40 +/-: -21 PIM: 48 BK: 131 H: 135
[S72] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 5 A: 28 P: 33 +/-: +3 PIM: 55 BK: 152 H: 107
[S73] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 3 A: 27 P: 30 +/-: +21 PIM: 24 BK: 127 H: 91
[S74] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 14 A: 45 P: 59 +/- +11 PIM: 30 BK: 132 H: 89
SMJHL Totals GP:264 G:33 A: 129 P: 162 +/-: +14 PIM: 157 BK: 542 H: 412
PLAYOFF STATS
[S71] GP:6 G:1 A:3 P:4 +/-: -2 PIM: 2 BK:15 H:8
[S72] GP:7 G:1 A:4 P:5 +/-: -1 PIM:2 BK:14 H:13
[S73] GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-: +7 PIM:4 BK:6 H:12
[S74]  GP:12 G:0 A:1 P:1 +/-: -10 PIM:2 BK:37 H:24
SMJHL Playoff Totals GP:32 G:3 A:9 P:12 +/-: -6 PIM:10 BK:72 H:57


{SHL}  Atlanta Inferno  
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
[S75] GP: 66 G:3 A:17 P:20 +/-: +3 PIM:34 BK: 126 H: 33

PLAYOFF STATS
GP:6 G:0 A:2 P:2 +/-:0 PIM:0 BK:16 H:0
 

World Junior Championships {Canada(71-73) Canada Black(74)}
[S71] Gp: 15 G: 1 A: 2 P: 3  +/-: 1 PIM: 4  H: 15 BK: 42 [ 4th Place]
[S72] GP: 15 G: 2 A: 5 P: 7 +/-: 8 PIM: 18 H: 16 BK: 35 [ BRONZE MEDAL WINNER]
[S73]  GP:15 G:1 A:6 P:7 +/-: 5 PIM:8 H:18 BK:19 [4th Place]
[S74]  GP:12 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-: 2 PIM: 10  H:17 BK:21[9th Plac]
WJC Totals (4 Tourneys) GP:48 G:6 A:14 P:20 +/-: +22 PIM:36 H:57 BK:102 [Medal Count G: S: B:1]


IIHF Hockey Championships {Canada S75}
S75- GM: 15 G: 1 A: 5 P: 6 PIM: 8  +/-: 8  H: 10 BK: 29 [SILVER MEDAL WINNER]



Credit to Ragnar and Enigmatic for the great Signatures

Levin's last interaction with a baby was at a fan event at the beginning of the season, when a couple of season-ticket holders brought their young baby (with noise-cancelling headphones, of course) to meet the players. The lucky baby (or their parents, depending on which way you want to look at it) got out of it with a stick full of autographs!

 


Levin Schattenaxt | RW | GFG | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 235
Height : 5" 10' | Weight : 171 lbs
Birthplace : Pratteln, SWI | Age : 17
Player Type : Counterattacking Forward | Jersey Number : #17


       

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Jannik Nordstern (Retired) | RD | EDM/SFP/LAP | NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 652
Height : 6" 3' | Weight : 218 lbs
Birthplace : Basel, SWI | Age : 27
Player Type : Shutdown Defenseman | Jersey Number : #71



Markus Tegernako (Retired) | G | Minnesota Monarchs | LBL/NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 2014
Height : 6' 1" | Weight : 200 lbs
Birthplace : Köniz, SWI | Age : 31
Player Type : Hybrid Goalie | Jersey Number : #42
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SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 24 (14-8-1) | SV% : .896 | GAA : 3.02 | SO : 0
S50 | LBL | GP : 46 (23-19-2) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.83 | SO : 2
S51 | LBL | GP : 39 (18-17-4) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.76 | SO : 0
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SMJHL Playoffs Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 11 (6-5-0) | SV% : .907 | GAA : 2.46 | SO : 2
S50 | LBL | GP : 5 (1-4-0) | SV% : .879 | GAA : 4.42 | SO : 0
S51 | LBL | GP : 6 (2-2-2) | SV% : .877 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S51 | MIN | GP : 6 (1-3-1) | SV% : .881 | GAA : 3.92 | SO : 0
S52 | MIN | GP : 44 (18-21-5) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 2.86 | SO : 2
S53 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-29-4) | SV% : .915 | GAA : 3.39 | SO : 1
S54 | MIN | GP : 44 (12-30-2) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 4.13 | SO : 1
S55 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-33-0) | SV% : .925 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 2
S56 | MIN | GP : 44 (14-28-2) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 3.30 | SO : 0
S57 | MIN | GP : 56 (20-31-3) | SV% : .914 | GAA : 3.17 | SO : 3
S58 | MIN | GP : 55 (20-28-6) | SV% : .917 | GAA : 3.09 | SO : 3
S59 | MIN | GP : 56 (27-25-2) | SV% : .921 | GAA : 3.10 | SO : 5
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IIHF Career Statistics :
S49 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-2-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 0
S50 | SWI | GP : 2 (0-1-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 5.16 | SO : 0
S51 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-1-1) | SV% : .920 | GAA : 2.67 | SO : 0
S52 | SWI | GP : 5 (0-3-0) | SV% : .802 | GAA : 6.87 | SO : 0
S53 | SWI | GP : 4 (1-3-0) | SV% : .942 | GAA : 2.26 | SO : 1
S54 | SWI | GP : 3 (0-3-0) | SV% : .891 | GAA : 4.36 | SO : 0
S55 | SWI | GP : 2 (1-1-0) | SV% : .924 | GAA : 3.00 | SO : 0
S56 | SWI | GP : 12 (7-4-1) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 3.44 | SO : 0
S57 | SWI | GP : 7 (2-4-1) | SV% : .850 | GAA : 4.40 | SO : 1
S58 | SWI | GP : 7 (3-4-0) | SV% : .883 | GAA : 4.62 | SO : 0
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WJC Career Statistics :
S50 | ALP | GP : 6 (2-1-1) | SV% : .887 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
S51 | DACH | GP : 10 (6-3-1) | SV% : 0.897 | GAA : 3.18 | SO : 1
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Notable Facts :
S49 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S49 : Received the Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy (Most Underrated Player) in the SMJHL
S50 : Drafted 22nd OA by the Minnesota Chiefs
S50 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S51 : Won Silver Medal with Switzerland (IIHF)
S51 : Won Bronze Medal with DACH (WJC)
S52 : Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Award (Rookie of the Year) in the SHL



Chrigel Tegernako - Chief Coziness Advisor - Newfoundland Berserkers (S58 - today)
Earlier Jobs :
Scout - Newfoundland Berserkers (S50 - S57)



Tanja Haller - Co-GM - Minnesota Monarchs (S56 - S61)
Other Jobs :
Head GM - Toronto North Stars (S62)
Scout/Coach - Minnesota Chiefs (S53 - S55)


Special thanks to @Carpy48, @Chevy, @Turd Ferguson, @fever95 and @enigmatic for the signatures!

The last interaction that Will Tomlander had with a baby involved a slapshot, dirty diapers and a goal net to catch the ensuing result, sort of since baby poo is liquidy.

Magnus Liljeström | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda | WPG | DET | SWE
Ornskoldsvik, Sweden | 6' 1" | 199lbs
Achievements:
S56 IIHF Bronze Medal
S55 Ryan Jesster Nomination for Best Rookie of the Year
S55 SHL All-Rookie Team
****S53 Four Star Cup Champion***
S53 WJC Silver Medal
S52 WJC Bronze Medal
S52 Nominated for Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated Player
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SHL Season Statistics
S61 | TBB | 66GP | 17G | 28A | 45P | +22
S60 | TBB | 66GP | 6 G | 19A | 25P | +6
S59 | WPG | 66GP | 7G | 22A | 29P | -18
S58 | WPG | 66GP | 16G | 25A | 41P | -3
S57 | WPG | 66GP | 11G | 22A | 33P | +11
S56 | WPG | 50GP | 3G | 8A | 11P | -13
S55 | WPG | 50GP | 3G | 22A | 25P | +8

philippe eko eel encountered a human baby and gave him a big hug but since philippe eko eel is an eel this resulted in the human child being covered in eel slime which he did not appear to enjoy!

thanks @Carpy48 and @frithjofr and @rum_ham and @Julio Tokolosh and @Briedaqueduc for the sigs

  

Somebody brought their baby to the bar, Jerry was absolutely blown away by this, he did not know you could do this. "Hey little guy, you want a PBR?"

My player held the baby and called the baby cute and thanked the couple for letting me hold them and then told me to sign his blanket and did with the sharpie they gave me.

Spack Jarrow's last interaction with a baby was during a photoshoot with baby chimpanzees. It was for his latest liquor advertising campaign and it involved several different species of baby animals.

Spack Jarrow    |    S65 to S66                                                                         SHL   |         Aurora
                                                                 ···
POSITION      HAND     HGT      WGT                                     LINE     PP    PK     TPE
Left Wing       Right       5'10       185                                           2       X      X   1,400+
                                                                 ···
SHL - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Winnipeg Aurora               66      18      30      48    +3      94      32      16:49
·  65   Winnipeg Aurora               66      16      25      41   +28      53      26       18:21
                                                                 ···
SHL - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Winnipeg Aurora                 5        1        3        4     +2        7        2       17:06
·  65   Winnipeg Aurora               14        5        2        7      -9      12        0       18:41
                                                                 ···
SHL - HISTORY
·  S62 - Drafted 1st Round, 4th Overall by Winnipeg Aurora of the SHL.
                                                                 ···


                       |    S61 to S64                                                                      SMJHL   |        Armada
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  64   Anchorage Armada          66      23      27     50     -34     86      32      22:07
·  63   Anchorage Armada          66      28      34     62      -1      79       12       21:51
·  62   Anchorage Armada          66      22      44     66       0     100      12       19:05
·  61    Anchorage Armada          66      13      19      32     +9      68      26      14:42
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  64    Anchorage Armada           4        1         2        3      -1        8         0     22:03
·  63    Anchorage Armada                               --- Missed Playoffs ---
·  62    Anchorage Armada         14        3        6        9     +1       24         6     19:09
·  61    Anchorage Armada          10        2        5        7     +8       15         0     14:20
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - EXHIBITION
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  61    Mexico City Aztecs          40      12      14      26      -8        -       28       17:13
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - HISTORY
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Elias Armia Trophy (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Hall of Fame.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S63 - News - Anchorage Forward of the Year Award named Spack Jarrow Award.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S62 - Award (Nominee) - Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S62 - Award (Nominee) - Raymond Lindsay Trophy (MVP as voted on by the league).
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Leadership Award.
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S61 - Contest (Winner) - Won all-star logo contest.
·  S61 - Award (Nominee) - Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S61 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Leadership Award.
·  S61 - Role - Voted as Captain of the Anchorage Armada.
·  S61 - Drafted 1st Round, 13th Overall by Anchorage Armada of the SMJHL.
                                                                 ···


                       |    S61 to S66                                                                         IIHF   |   Switzerland
                                                                 ···
IIHF - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Team Switzerland              12        2        5       7     +3        11        6      16:41
·  65   Team Switzerland              12        1        0       1      +1        16        4      14:50
·  64   Team Switzerland              12        1        1       2      -4         8         2       9:53
·  63   Team Switzerland              12        1        0       1      +2         1         2       7:14
                                                                 ···
IIHF - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Team Switzerland               1        0        0        0      -1         1        0      14:39
·  65   Team Switzerland               3        0        1        1      +1         5        0      12:41
·  64   Team Switzerland               1        0        0        0      -1         0        0       8:52
·  63   Team Switzerland               3        0        0       0      -2         1         2       6:45
                                                                 ···
WORLD JUNIORS - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  63   Team DACH                       12        4        3        7     +4        9        8      18:35
·  62   Team DACH                       12        1         3       4      -4       12        2      18:32
·  61    Team World                       12        1        3        4       0       17       10      14:51
                                                                 ···
WORLD JUNIORS - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  63   Team DACH                        2        1         1        2        0        6        0      22:13
·  62   Team DACH                        2        1         0        1       -1        5        0      21:48
·  61    Team World                        1        0         1        1      +2        1         0      15:42
                                                                 ···
IIHF & WORLD JUNIORS - HISTORY
·  S65 - Award (Winner) - IIHF Gold with Team Switzerland.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - WJC Bronze with Team DACH.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - IIHF Silver with Team Switzerland.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - WJC Bronze with Team DACH.
·  S61 - News - Transferred to Team Switzerland of the IIHF.
                                                                 ···

Kaarlo koivuen last met a baby when he was in finland to watch some good old finnish hockey and stuff while he met a baby with a family gathering he mostly just greeted him and played with that baby for some time

Kaarlo Koivunen || RD || Yukon Malmutes || Calgary Dragons 

Name: Kaarlo Koivunen
Birthplace: Rauma, Finland
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 28
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S73 | 66 GP | 6 G | 30 A | 36 P | +2 | 40 PIM | 93 H
S74 | 66 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | +8 | 32 PIM | 88 H
SMJHL Post season:
S73 | 13 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 P | -4 | 6 PIM | 16 H
S74 | 11 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 20 H
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Drafted by yukon malmutes in the s73 SMJHL draft as the 49th pick 
Drafted by calgary dragons in the s74 SHL draft as the 36th pick

Yup, I'm here again. 25 words we're gonna make this happen and fitted as getting another point for his tp. E hell, yeah, don't forget to ask the AI guards. Who the hell made you and brought you here let's go barnacles

2x 4Star Cup Champ s49 s50

1x commissioners excellence award s 50

the last baby gnabe saw was a few weeks ago. a mother wanted him to sign her child which is very starnge but what ever. instead of signing gnabe threw a punch like the true champ he is.

Leo Roze has only held a baby once, and he just kind of held it at arms length just staring at it… the baby staring back. He didn’t know what to do with it

A baby? I don't think there is any interaction with a baby lately. My guess is the most recent one was a family member bringing a kid around and me going "how sweet" and moving on.

 


Sig credit: Ragnar, Carpy48, High Stick King


Ivan Lacksamus || RW || Detroit Falcons
Number: 14
Height: 6ft 1in
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Switzerland