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Chad Johnson sat in the plush leather seats of his custom Gulfstream G650, champagne flute in hand. He had been in a high stakes corporate takeover meeting in Dubai when the call came in from California and now he was staring out the window of his descending private jet as it passed over the Golden Gate Bridge. Johnson’s plane, nicknamed “The Moneymaker”, touched down on the tarmac. Chad made his way down the stairs and adjusted his dollar bill green Rolex as he climbed into the rear of his waiting Maybach. The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase’s theme song began to sound from Chad’s pocket, his ringtone. He withdrew his phone, housed in a Louis Vuitton phone case, and checked the call – it was from his son, Gabriel. Chad sent the call to voicemail.
The Maybach pulled up at the curb outside the San Francisco Pride headquarters. The driver got out and walked around to open the door for Chad and let him out. As he stepped out into the sun he withdrew his Ray Ban Clubmasters from the breast pocket of his suit and put them on. The paparazzi were already there waiting for him, just as he had told his publicist to make sure of. The camera’s clicked as microphones were shoved close to his face.
“I have no comment at this time!” Chad repeated to the various microphones with a smirk on his face. “Maybe soon, though. Who knows.”
Chad’s crocodile leather shoe clacked as he ascended the dozen or so steps to the double door entrance. He turned to strike one last pose for the paparazzi’s cameras before entering the building.
The Pride headquarters had an extremely modern interior. Slatted stairs hugged the left wall and climbed to a second story full of office spaces with opaque windows. On the ground floor where Chad found himself now there was a coffee bar and a buffet style cafeteria, the smells from which filled the air in here and made Chad’s mouth water. Towards the back of the lobby there was a large glass window, through which Chad could look down at the practice rink. He leaned against the glass for a second observing a private practice session between Jonas Larsen and the coaching staff. Johnson had seen Jonas on television before of course, but he was much taller and dare he say sexier in person.
Why can’t my son be more like you? Chad thought.
“There he is!” Chad turned from watching the ice and saw Pride General Manager Jeff Kirkstone walking towards him, his hand outstretched for a hand shake. The two men greeted each other before Kirkstone lead Johnson up the stairs and into one of the opaque windowed meeting rooms.
“I’m sure you know why I called you here,” Kirkstone started.
“I have some idea.” Johnson responded as he picked up his cup of coffee from the cherry wood meeting table and took a sip. The large purple and gold lion head logo adorned the wall and Chad pictured himself having to wear that logo and those colors – he knew he could pull it off.
A few hours later Kirkstone and Johnson descended the stairs together. The duo went out the front doors of the Pride headquarters and to the podium that Chad had arranged to be there. The cameras and reporters turned their attention to the podium with bated breath. Kirkstone approached first.
“On behalf of the San Francisco Pride organization I am happy to announce that Chad Johnson will be taking over the role of co-gm. We had a great meeting and we think that Chad has a solid vision for the future.”
Chad stepped up to the podium and for the next half hour to forty-five minutes asked questions from the media after withdrawing the Pride hat from inside the podium and sticking it on his head. He looked forward to leaving his mark on this great and storied franchise.
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Chad Johnson || Co-GM || San Francisco
Biological father of Gabriel Johnson
Jonas Larsen || Retired || San Francisco || Anchorage
Name: Jonas Larsen
Birthplace: Skien, Norway
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 25
S47 SMJHL Draft: Undrafted
S48 SHL Draft: 24th Overall
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
S50 | 50 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +1 | 12 H
S51 | 50 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -9 | 42 H
S52 | 50 GP | 9 G | 4 A | 13 P | -2 | 9 H
SMJHL Regular Season:
S47 | 50 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | -7 | 33 H
S48 | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | +2 | 50 H
S49 | 50 GP | 12 G | 17 A | 29 P | -2 | 46 H
SMJHL Playoffs:
S47 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A| 0 P| 0 | 5 H
S48 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -10 | 9 H
S49 | 13 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -3 | 9 H
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11-14-2019, 04:12 PM JKortesi81 Wrote: Nice work. I feel as though Chad makes money and/or loves money. I could be wrong though.
Not so sure about describing the Pride as "great" or "storied" though.
Good luck and Congrats!
Chad is everything I hate but low key wish I could be in one person. Thank you for the well wishes.
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Chad Johnson || Co-GM || San Francisco
Biological father of Gabriel Johnson
Jonas Larsen || Retired || San Francisco || Anchorage
Name: Jonas Larsen
Birthplace: Skien, Norway
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 25
S47 SMJHL Draft: Undrafted
S48 SHL Draft: 24th Overall
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
S50 | 50 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +1 | 12 H
S51 | 50 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -9 | 42 H
S52 | 50 GP | 9 G | 4 A | 13 P | -2 | 9 H
SMJHL Regular Season:
S47 | 50 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | -7 | 33 H
S48 | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | +2 | 50 H
S49 | 50 GP | 12 G | 17 A | 29 P | -2 | 46 H
SMJHL Playoffs:
S47 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A| 0 P| 0 | 5 H
S48 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -10 | 9 H
S49 | 13 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -3 | 9 H
How does a man as fabulous as Chad have a son like Gabe Johnson?
Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.
| C | Red Kirkby | Philadelphia | NZ | 1561 |S64-
SMJHL career:
-Picked 29th by ANC in the 63rd SMJHL draft
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SMJHL stats
S63 | GP:66 | G:16 A:15 P:31 | -19 | PIM:16 | H:101 | SB:38
S64 | GP:66 | G:11 A:27 P:38 | -33 | PIM:17 | H:166 | SB:27
S65 | GP:66 | G:15 A:24 P:39 | -20 | PIM:86 | H:118 | SB:23
SMJHL playoff stats
S63 | DNQ
S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:3 P:4 | -1 | PIM:0 | H:8 | SB:5
S65 | DNQ
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SHL stats
S66 | GP:66 | G:15 A:21 P:36 | -11 | PIM:36 | H:48 | SB:47
S67 | GP:66 | G:33 A:26 P:59 | 27 | PIM:22 | H:81 | SB:42
S68 | GP:66 | G:40 A:34 P:74 | 24 | PIM:44 | H:70 | SB:34
S69 | GP:66 | G:36 A:45 P:81 | 34 | PIM:43 | H:66 | SB:50
S69 | GP:66 | G:63 A:69 P:132 | 62 | PIM:58 | H:96 | SB:57
SHL playoff stats
S66 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | 2 | PIM:4 | H:4 | SB:2
S67 | GP:7 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -2 | PIM:2 | H:2 | SB:6
S68 | GP:5 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | -3 | PIM: 4 | H:3 | SB:2
S69 | GP:21 | G:16 A:14 P:30 | 15 | PIM:10 | H:15 | SB:13
S69 | GP:18 | G:8 A:19 P:27 | 8 | PIM:18 | H:18 | SB:15
| D | Rex Kirkby | Philadelphia | UK | 2114 TPE peak |S43-S63
SMJHL career:
-Picked 42nd by ANC in the 42nd SMJHL draft
-Traded to St Louis in S43
SHL career:
-Picked 10th by WKP in the 43rd SHL draft
-Traded to New England S53
-Traded to New Orleans S55
-Free Agent to Atlanta S57
-Traded to Buffalo S59
-Voted to the all rookie team S44
-Won Challenge Cup [48]
-Won Bojo Biscuit Award [49,50,51]
-1st team allstar [55]
-2nd team allstar [50]
-3rd team allstar [51, 58]
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SMJHL stats
S42- GP:50 G:4 A:16 P:20 +/-:-13 PIM:36 H:70 SB:39
S43- GP:51 G:7 A:21 P:28 +/-:-9 PIM:44 H:88 SB:61
SMJHL playoff stats
S42- GP:9 G1 A:2 P:3 +/-:2 PIM:14 H:11 SB:5
S43- GP:12 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:2 PIM:12 H:16 SB:20
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SHL stats
S44 | GP:50 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | +15 | PIM:16 | H:44 | SB:55
S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:14 P:17 | -1 | PIM:8 | H:26 | SB:55
S46 | GP:50 | G:5 A:20 P:25 | +6 | PIM:12 | H:53 | SB:59
S47 | GP:50 | G:11 A:22 P:33 | +11 | PIM:28 | H:58 | SB:66
S48 | GP:50 | G:11 A:18 P:29 | -1 | PIM:22 | H:50 | SB:67
S49 | GP:50 | G:9 A:32 P:41 | +21 | PIM:48 | H:139 | SB:63
S50 | GP:50 | G:8 A:36 P:44 | +3 | PIM:72 | H:154 | SB:88
S51 | GP:50 | G:10 A:27 P:37 | -10 | PIM:73 | H:152 | SB:93
S52 | GP:50 | G:12 A:23 P:35 | -2 | PIM:48 | H:144 | SB:78
S53 | GP:50 | G:9 A:28 P:37 | +30 | PIM:18 | H:78 | SB:90
S54 | GP:50 | G:7 A:32 P:39 | +23 | PIM:4 | H:78 | SB:120
S55 | GP:50 | G:10 A:34 P:44 | +26 | PIM:28 | H:83 | SB:128
S56 | GP:50 | G:7 A:26 P:33 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:94 | SB:91
S57 | GP:62 | G:8 A:44 P:52 | -5 | PIM:46 | H:116 | SB:143
S58 | GP:66 | G:14 A:40 P:54 | +14 | PIM:26 | H:70 | SB:134
S59 | GP:71 | G:12 A:36 P:48 | +3 | PIM:30 | H:24 | SB:104
S60 | GP:66 | G:7 A:30 P:37 | -23 | PIM:16 | H:84 | SB:119
S61 | GP:66 | G:9 A:29 P:38 | +1 | PIM:6 | H:107 | SB:99
S62 | GP:66 | G:8 A:21 P:29 | +24 | PIM:8 | H:83 | SB:90
S63 | GP:66 | G:7 A:16 P:23 | +2 | PIM:18 | H:63 | SB:71
Total | GP:1112 | G:169 A:544 P:713 | +123 | PIM:543 | H:1700 | SB:1817
SHL playoff stats
S44 | GP:18 | G:1 A:6 P:7 | +5 | PIM:12 | H:24 | SB:15
S45 | GP:18 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S47 | GP:15 | G:1 A:7 P:8 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S48 | GP:10 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H: 16 | SB:17
S49 | GP:7 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:12 | H: 9 | SB:11
S53 | GP:11 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | -5 | PIM:16 | H: 30 | SB:29
S55 | GP:20 | G:5 A:10 P:15 | +6 | PIM:2 | H: 31 | SB:60
S56 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -3 | PIM:0 | H: 3 | SB:13
S57 | GP:10 | G:0 A:8 P:8 | +2 | PIM:2 | H: 18 | SB:18
S57 | GP:11 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | +4 | PIM:6 | H: 21 | SB:9
S59 | GP:19 | G:3 A:7 P:10 | +11 | PIM:0 | H: 31 | SB:16
S60 | GP:6 | G:0 A:5 P:5 | 0 | PIM:2 | H: 11 | SB:6
S61 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | +1 | PIM:0 | H: 10 | SB:11
S62 | GP:6 | G:0 A:2 P:2 | +3 | PIM:2 | H: 7 | SB:10
S63 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -7 | PIM:6 | H: 9 | SB:6
| Max Brannagan | Philadelphia Forge GM | S60- | Anchorage Armada GM (retired)| S44-S56|
Forge Regular Season Records:
S60: 30-33-3
S61: 30-27-9
S62: 32-25-9
S63: 34-22-10
S64: 38-23-5
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Forge Post Season Records:
S60: 2-4 1st round exit vs Baltimore
S61: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S62: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S63: 2-4 1st round exit vs Hamilton
S64: 0-4 1st round exit vs Buffalo
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Armada Regular Season Records:
S44: 23-21-6 6th place
S45: 30-16-4 2nd place
S46: 26-21-3 4th place
S47: 25-20-5 6th place
S48: 26-22-2 6th place
S49: 21-25-4 10th place
S50: 29-18-3 2nd place
S51: 28-16-6 2nd place
S52: 21-23-6 9th place
S53: 29-18-3 3rd place
S54: 22-23-5 8th place
S55: 35-12-3 3rd place
S56: 29-17-4 3rd place
Total record: 344-252-54
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Armada Post Season Records:
S44: 3-4 1st round exit vs Vancouver
S45: 2-4 2nd round exit vs Colorado
S46: 6-5 3rd round exit Vs St. Louis
S47: 0-4 2nd round exit Vs Vancouver
S48: 5-5 3rd round exit Vs Vancouver
S49: 6-7 2nd round exit Vs Detroit
S50: 7-4 3rd round exit Vs Carolina
S51: 12-8 ★★★★ winners
S52: 2-4 1st round exit vs Newfoundland
S53: 3-4 1st round exit vs Anaheim
S54: 3-4 1st round exit vs Kelowna
S55: 3-4 2nd round exit vs Maine
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11-14-2019, 05:30 PM Acsolap Wrote: How does a man as fabulous as Chad have a son like Gabe Johnson?
you dont want to know who the mother was in this case would be my guess
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11-14-2019, 05:30 PM Acsolap Wrote: How does a man as fabulous as Chad have a son like Gabe Johnson?
He doesn't know and it's a constant source of disappointment.
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Chad Johnson || Co-GM || San Francisco
Biological father of Gabriel Johnson
Jonas Larsen || Retired || San Francisco || Anchorage
Name: Jonas Larsen
Birthplace: Skien, Norway
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 25
S47 SMJHL Draft: Undrafted
S48 SHL Draft: 24th Overall
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
S50 | 50 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +1 | 12 H
S51 | 50 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -9 | 42 H
S52 | 50 GP | 9 G | 4 A | 13 P | -2 | 9 H
SMJHL Regular Season:
S47 | 50 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | -7 | 33 H
S48 | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | +2 | 50 H
S49 | 50 GP | 12 G | 17 A | 29 P | -2 | 46 H
SMJHL Playoffs:
S47 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A| 0 P| 0 | 5 H
S48 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -10 | 9 H
S49 | 13 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -3 | 9 H
11-14-2019, 05:30 PM Acsolap Wrote: How does a man as fabulous as Chad have a son like Gabe Johnson?
Idk ask my dad in real life
(S65) Ricky Koivu, RW (Anchorage Armada, Philadelphia Forge
Age: 19
TPE: 371
Drafted (SMJHL): 12th Overall (ANC) in S64
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (PHI) in S65
Anchorage Armada (S64-)
Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pts
Season-by-Season Statistics:
(ANC) S64 SMJHL Regular Season: 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
(ANC) S64 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pt
(S48) Gabriel Johnson, D (Retired, formerly player of ANC, HAM, SEA, EDM and ATL)
Age: 33
TPE: 1933
Drafted (SMJHL): 17th Overall (ANC) in S47
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (HAM) in S48
Anchorage Armada (S47-S49)
Hamilton Steelhawks (S50-S57)
Seattle Argonauts (S58-)
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Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 150 GP: 22G, 52A, 74pts | -12 | 84 HIT | 132 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 16 GP: 1G, 8A, 9pts | -6 | 12 HIT | 22 SB
Career Total (Regular Season - SHL): 300 GP: 57G, 165A, 222pts | +95 | 268 HIT | 397 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SHL): 61 GP: 12G, 28A, 40pts | +3 | 76 HIT | 167 SB
Career Accolades:
S47 WJC Best Rookie
S48 WJC Gold Medalist
Named Assistant Captain of ANC in S49
Runner-up for SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike in S49
Called up to Hamilton Steelhawks in S50
S50 SHL All-Rookie Team
S51 Challenge Cup
S53 Anton Razov Nominee
S53 Challenge Cup
S54 IIHF Gold Medalist
S55 IIHF Bronze Medalist
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Season-by-Season Statistics:
(ANC) S47 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 2G, 11A, 13pts | +14 | 49 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S47 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 6 HIT | 1 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 17A, 26pts | -23 | 10 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 1G, 7A, 8pts | -5 | 6 HIT | 21 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 11G, 24A, 35pts | -5 | 25 HIT | 46 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Playoffs: 13 GP: 2G. 6A, 8pts | -4 | 10 HIT | 18 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 16A, 25pts | -5 | 27 HIT | 54 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 5G, 9A, 14pts | +8 | 5 HIT | 32 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 24A, 33pts | +17 | 25 HIT | 57 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Playoffs: 14 GP: 0G, 6A, 6pts | -4 | 16 HIT | 34 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 10G, 24A, 34pts | +0 | 20 HIT | 58 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Playoffs: 5 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 7 HIT | 11 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 15G, 32A, 47pts | +15 | 74 HIT | 69 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 4G, 7A, 11pts | +4 | 26 HIT | 40 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 8G, 36A, 44pts | +35 | 60 HIT | 68 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 3G, 5A, 8pts | -4 | 22 HIT | 50 SB
(HAM) S55 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 6G, 33A, 39pts | +33 | 62 HIT | 91 SB
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Job History:
Russia WJC Head GM (S47)
SMJHL Media Grading Team (S48-S52)
SHL All-Star Voting Committee (S48-)
Canada WJC Head GM (S48)
Co-GM of Canada IIHF Team (S49-S51)
SMJHL Awards Committee (S49-S52)
Canada Federation Head (S51-S53)
SMJHL PT Director (S53-)
Vancouver Whalers Interim Co-GM (S53)
Hamilton Steelhawks Co-GM (S53-)
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Accolades:
Managed Canada to S48 WJC Gold
Managed Canada to S50 IIHF Bronze
Won Joe McKeil Award for Best Coach in S53
Managed Hamilton to S53 Challenge Cup
Scott Stevens Nominee for Best Defenseman in S63