04-09-2020, 08:54 PM
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I'm excited to be the one that gets to announce the SHL's newest partnership with Willy's Wacky Waxy Wicks - the newcomer in the candle business set on making a big splash with their high-profile sponsorships and bold, confident scents. They've come to you for your own signature candle and they want to know what you want.
Written task: in 25+ words, describe the scents for your player's signature candle. You can choose scents you like, scents you think represent you as a player or as a user, or honestly do whatever you want with this.
Graphic task: show us your signature candle! make sure your face and/or name are on there so everyone knows it's yours.
For doing either task, you'll get 1 capped TPE. 8-10 users who go above and beyond in this task will be selected as Participation+ members and get an additional 1 uncapped TPE.
Deadline: Sunday, April 12th at 11:59PM ET
This PT is for SHL players and senddowns only; it is not for SMJHL rookies.
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04-09-2020, 08:55 PM
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alright the scent of my personal candle scent would have to be something that smells like "carrying the weight of an entire d pair" and I would call it "Gabe Johnsons Dead Weight" which is because ive spent the entire season carrying this guy around the ice since he is a huge liability for our team. I wish he didnt suck so much but he does.
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04-09-2020, 08:59 PM
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In partnership with Willy's Wacky Waxy Wicks it is my honour to announce the newest SHL scent. In memory of Gabe Johnson (rest in peace Gabe), soon we all can carry his signature pungent aroma. I announce to you the dead rat candle, smells like the real thing! The process includes catching rats on shipping vessels in the harbour, marinating them for a year in a briny sludge, then liquidating the rats in a vat of whale blubber before forming them into candles and baking on low temperature for 30 hours. Truly, a magnificent invention (praise the Lord).
Ian Venables | G | Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------- Name: Ian Venables Nickname: Budgie Birthplace: Canada Jersey: 67 Height: 6'4" Weight: 222 ------------------------------------------------- Selected 33rd overall by Anchorage Armada Selected 13th overall by San Francisco Pride ------------------------------------------------- S51 Four Star Cup Winner S51 Tom Corcoran Trophy Winner ------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats: S49|ANC|44 GP|19 W|0.867 sv%|3.13 GAA S50|ANC|47 GP|24 W|0.883 sv%|3.16 GAA S51|ANC|48 GP|25 W|0.903 sv%|2.59 GAA S52|ANC|33 GP|12 W|0.891 sv%|3.15 GAA Playoff Stats: S49|ANC|13 GP|6 W|0.899 sv%|2.93 GAA S50|ANC|11 GP|7 W|0.900 sv%|2.72 GAA S51|ANC|20 GP|12 W|0.902 sv%|2.38 GAA S52|ANC|6 GP|2 W|0.905 sv%|2.53 GAA
04-09-2020, 08:59 PM Budgie Wrote:
this is not 25 words.... fix please and no copy. Thanks
Rindiee
i don’t want to get into detail as to what Potts’ signature candle smells like as it’s all filled with regret and bad decisions. But to give you at least a little hint it smells of sweat, perfume and skunk.
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Tig Murphy's candle scent would be called "Notorious Mediocrity." It would quite literally be the essence of mediocrity from a few sources. It wouldn't smell like recently cut grass, just regular grass. It wouldn't smell like freshly baked bread, more of a stale saltine cracker. It would be all about creating a sensory atmosphere that perfectly distills the very concept of "meh"
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i'd call my candle "smjhl hold deez nuts" in honor of me leading the league in goals, therefore having the biggest dick in the league by default. the candle would smell of greatness, because let's face it, i am greatness
Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs SHL Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75 S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89 S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81 S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83 S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87 SHL Playoff Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5 S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7 S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10 S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14 S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17 SMJHL Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107 S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138 S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142 S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78 Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465 SMJHL Playoff Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11 S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24 Career Milestones Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69
Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs SHL Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24 S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70 S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65 S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62 S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92 S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101 S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 P: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97 S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122 S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105 S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103 S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103 S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134 S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116 S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140 Career Regular Season Stats GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338 SHL Playoff Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1 S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4 S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0 S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2 S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4 S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25 S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22 S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24 S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148 SMJHL Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21 S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15 S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62 S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109 Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207 SMJHL Playoff Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6 S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7 S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 Total SMJHL Playoff Stats GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1 Accolades Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF named best forward, S51 WJC named to second team all SMJHL, S52 named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52 named Anchorage captain, S53 named first team all SMJHL, S53 won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53 named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53 won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54 named New England alternate captain, S55 #15 retired by the Anchorage Armada Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63 SHL All-Star, S60-S63 Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60 Sarmad Khan winner, S60 Ron Mexico winner, S60 First Team All-SHL, S60 Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65 Member of the Triple Gold Club SHL Hall of Famer Draft Things drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE Name: Joseph Lombardi Position: Right Wing Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland) Height: very short (5'3") Weight: 145 lbs SHL Regular Season Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10 S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10 S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9 S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4 S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5 S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16 S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26 S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5 S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13 S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15 Career Stats GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14 SHL Playoff Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3 S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S42 | SEA | missed playoffs S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S44 | SEA | missed playoffs S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4 S49 | SFP | missed playoffs S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 Career Playoff Stats all you need to know is that I was shit SMJHL Regular Season Stats S35 | STL | GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1 S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0 S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4 Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5 SMJHL Playoff Stats S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1 S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1 S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3 Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3 Things I've Done Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38 won a silver medal with Ireland (S38) won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41) won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47) was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41 Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco named Pride alternate captain for S48 won president's trophy with SFP (s50) writes haters guides where I shit on every team
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Frans Eller's Signature candle is Danish Sweet Cream scented. One of Denmark's chief exports is their dairy products, and Frans Eller is ready to donate his dairy. The candle has sweet vanilla aromas which entice even the most chaste ladies to lubricate their loins.
Slap McShotty's signature scent would be a hard pounding of rubber as it bores into your face, followed by a tranquil twinge of blood from your nose.
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Manuel Gotze is all about hitting hard on the ice. Off the ice, he's all about a scent that hits you hard as soon as you enter the room. From personal experience, I can 100% say that a sugar cookie candle would be the perfect fit for myself and the effect I am going for. It is super overpowering at first before you get to know it, and then you appreciate that sweet scent.
Something kinda sweaty. A little undertone of sweat. Not salt, but specifically sweat. You might smell it at first and think "wow, that's a nice ocean breeze" but then it gets bunched up in the back of your nostrils and it... lingers... and it gets kinda hot, and sweaty. And then you're like "buttered popcorn, maybe?". Maybe. But no. As it continues to build and linger, overwhelming your olfactory senses its true identity is revealed. Gym bag. Iccchk. Gross. But also kinda.... makes me wanna sniff it again. That's the Johnson Effect.
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Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired Birthplace: United Kingdom Height: 6' 3" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 40 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── Trophies, Awards, and Medals: S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman) S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie) S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team S47 | GB | IIHF Gold S49 | GB | IIHF Silver S52 | GB | IIHF Gold S53 | GB | IIHF Bronze S54 | GB | IIHF Silver S55 | GB | IIHF Gold ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14 S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SMJHL Playoffs Statistics: S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5 S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Career Statistics: S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9 S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1 S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Playoffs Statistics: S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── Transactions: S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons
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When it comes to the best scent to represent Knox Booth's candle, it would definitely be vanilla bean. First off, it smells like cookies, and who doesn't love those? Second of all, it has a bean in it, and beans are the magical fruit.
Kata Vilde's personal scent candle could only be one scent. That of course is the Slim Jim candle. That beefy spicy smell. Sniff into a Slim Jim! Ohhhh Yeahhhhh!!
Dusty Rhodes || LW #24 || S67 || New Orleans Spectres|| 1344TPE Alias: The American Dream Born: 11/4/2004 Height: 6'3" Weight: 230 lbs Number: 24 Birth Place: Austin TX USA ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ S66 Drafted 4th Rd 44th Ova by Anchorage Armada Awards: ------------------------------------------------------------ Kata Vilde || G #1 || S41 || Calgary Dragons || Retired Hall of Fame Alias: The Madness Born: 11/4/2000 Height: 6'3" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 1 Birth Place: Marstrand, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S44| CAL| GP 33| W: 17| L: 13| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.61| SO: 1 S45| CAL| GP 41| W: 17| L: 22| OTL: 2| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 3 S46| CAL| GP 44| W: 22| L: 18| OTL: 4| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.84| SO: 2 S47| CAL| GP 44| W: 24| L: 14| OTL: 6| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.79| SO: 1 S48| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 17| OTL: 6| SV%: .907| GAA: 2.95| SO: 0 S49| CAL| GP 44| W: 31| L: 10| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.63| SO: 3 S50| CAL| GP 44| W: 23| L: 18| OTL: 3| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 2 S51| CAL| GP 44| W: 25| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.78| SO: 3 S52| CAL| GP 44| W: 20| L: 20| OTL: 4| SV%: .900| GAA: 3.18| SO: 0 S53| CAL| GP 44| W: 27| L: 14| OTL: 2| SV%: .901| GAA: 2.66| SO: 4 S54| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 19| OTL: 4| SV%: .890| GAA: 3.32| SO: 2 S55| CAL| GP 44| W: 26| L: 13| OTL: 5| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.53| SO: 4 S56| CAL| GP 44| W: 34| L: 6| OTL: 4| SV%: .936| GAA: 1.65| SO: 9 S57| CAL| GP 48| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 2.69| SO: 8 S58| CAL| GP 49| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 3| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.54| SO: 4 S59| CAL| GP 43| W: 24| L: 15| OTL: 3| SV%: .918| GAA: 2.66| SO: 3 S60| CAL| GP 39| W: 23| L: 11| OTL: 4| SV%: .923| GAA: 2.37| SO: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S44| CAL| GP 4| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV%: .893| GAA: 3.26| SO: 0 S46| CAL| GP 10| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.38| SO: 1 S47| CAL| GP 15| W: 8| L: 4| OTL: 3| SV%: .906| GAA: 3.07| SO: 1 S48| CAL| GP 11| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.68| SO: 1 S49| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .898| GAA: 3.57| SO:2 S50| CAL| GP 20| W: 16| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .920| GAA: 2.39| SO:1 S51| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .905| GAA: 3.48| SO:0 S52| CAL| GP 13| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 2| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.60| SO:1 S53| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.90| SO:0 S54| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.61| SO:0 S55| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 3.65| SO:0 S56| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .894| GAA: 4.25| SO:0 S57| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .899| GAA: 3.26| SO:0 S58| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 3.86| SO:1 S59| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .923| GAA: 3.19| SO:0 S60| CAL| GP 7| W: 5| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.72| SO:0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S40| KEL| GP 10| W: 03| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .871| GAA: 2.94| SO: 0 S41| KEL| GP 46| W: 23| L: 13| OTL: 7| SV%: .876| GAA: 2.79| SO: 3 S42| KEL| GP 40| W: 29| L: 08| OTL: 2| SV%: .892| GAA: 2.50| SO: 0 S43| HAL| GP 45| W: 17| L: 19| OTL: 8| SV%: .869| GAA: 3.19| SO: 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S41| KEL| GP 15| W: 12| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 2.64| SO: 0 S42| KEL| GP 10| W: 08| L: 01| OTL: 1| SV%: .915| GAA: 1.71| SO: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Round Robin Statistics: S44| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0 S45| SWE| GP 10| W: 4| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 3.23| SO: 0 S46| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .896| GAA: 3.33| SO: 0 S47| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .892| GAA: 4.51| SO: 0 S48| SWE| GP 4| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 1| SV% .848| GAA: 5.01| SO: 0: S49| SWE| GP 10| W: 6| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .926| GAA: 2.21| SO: 0: S50| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV% .905| GAA: 3.34| SO: 0: S51| SWE| GP 12| W: 6| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV% .906| GAA: 3.10| SO: 0: S52| SWE| GP 12| W: 8| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .927| GAA: 2.56| SO: 1: S53| SWE| GP 11| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 0| SV% .923| GAA: 2.92| SO: 0: S54| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 3| OTL: 2| SV% .916| GAA: 2.80| SO: 1: S55| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV% .910| GAA: 3.08| SO: 0: S56| SWE| GP 6| W: 4| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV% .899| GAA: 2.67| SO: 0: S57| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .788| GAA: 7.18| SO: 0: S58| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .872| GAA: 3.00| SO: 0: S59| LAT| GP 9| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 2| SV% .913| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0: S60| LAT| GP 4| W: 0| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .902| GAA: 4.27| SO: 0: ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Statistics: S46| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .806| GAA: 7.12| SO: 0 S52| SWE| GP 3| W: 2| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .933| GAA: 2.34| SO: 1 S53| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .875| GAA: 5.00| SO: 0 S54| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .907| GAA: 4.05| SO: 0 S55| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .860| GAA: 5.31| SO: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S40 Drafted 3rd Rd 24th Ova by Kelowna Knights S41 Drafted 1st Rd 14th Ova by Calgary Dragons S43 Traded from Kelowna Knights to Halifax Raiders for S43 Halifax 4th and S44 Halifax 2nd ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S40 SWE: WJC Cup S40 Kel: 4 Star Cup S41 Kel: 4 Star Cup S42 Kel: 4 Star Cup S42 Kel: SMJHL Top Goalie Nomination S42 Kel: SMJHL Playoff MVP Nomination S44 Cal: SHL All Rookie Team S44 Cal: SHL ROY Nomination S46 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S46 Cal: 3rd Team All Star S47 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S48 SWE: Gold Medal S49 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S49 Cal: 2nd Team All Star S49 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S50 Cal: Challenge Cup S50 Cal: Ratzov Trophy Nominee S51 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S51 Cal: 2nd Team All Star S52 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S53 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S56 Cal: 1st Team All Star S56 Cal: McBride Nomination S56 Cal: Mike Honcho Award S60 Cal: 3rd Team All Star Vladimir Lidstrom || D #5 || S23 || Texas Renegades/Impact || Retired Texas Hall of Fame Alias: Vliddy Born: 11/4/1993 Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 5 Birth Place: Krylbo, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S25| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 23| P: 32|P/M : +14| PIM: 33| H: 66| SOG: 47 | SB: 68 S26| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 21| P: 30|P/M : -04| PIM: 21| H: 66| SOG: 91 | SB: 81 S27| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 24| P: 30|P/M : -02| PIM: 46| H: 47| SOG: 104 | SB: 75 S28| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +10| PIM: 18| H: 54| SOG: 97 | SB: 59 S29| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 25| P: 31|P/M : +08| PIM: 18| H: 55| SOG: 95 | SB: 67 S30| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 45| P: 56|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 108 | SB: 74 S31| TEX| GP 50| G: 13| A: 37| P: 50|P/M : -10| PIM: 00| H: 05| SOG: 105 | SB: 78 S32| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 38| P: 45|P/M : +03| PIM: 04| H: 23| SOG: 104 | SB: 67 S33| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 26| P: 38|P/M : -20| PIM: 26| H: 81| SOG: 99 | SB: 73 S34| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 35| P: 42|P/M : +04| PIM: 08| H: 04| SOG: 91 | SB: 81 S35| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 19| P: 26|P/M : -03| PIM: 02| H: 04| SOG: 95 | SB: 55 S36| TEX| GP 50| G: 05| A: 12| P: 17|P/M : -08| PIM: 02| H: 05| SOG: 21 | SB: 38 S37| TEX| GP 50| G: 04| A: 11| P: 15|P/M : -07| PIM: 00| H: 08| SOG: 24 | SB: 42 S38| TEX| GP 50| G: 03| A: 25| P: 28|P/M : -04| PIM: 12| H: 46| SOG: 75 | SB: 73 S39| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +17| PIM: 14| H: 62| SOG: 56 | SB: 73 S40| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 22| P: 28|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 39| SOG: 61 | SB: 79 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| TEX| GP 800| G: 125| A: 413| P: 538|P/M : -01| PIM: 260| H: 586| SOG: 1273 | SB: 1083 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S26| TEX| GP 07| G: 04| A: 03| P: 07|P/M : -01| PIM: 02| H: 14| SOG: 13 | SB: 11 S27| TEX| GP 06| G:02| A: 01| P: 03|P/M : +04| PIM: 07| H: 04| SOG: 10 | SB: 11 S28| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : -02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 10 | SB: 09 S29| TEX| GP 06| G: 02| A: 02| P: 04|P/M : +01| PIM: 02| H: 06| SOG: 11 | SB: 08 S30| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 11 S31| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 10 S34| TEX| GP 13| G: 02| A: 06| P: 08|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 28 | SB: 20 S35| TEX| GP 06| G: 00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 06 | SB: 10 S36| TEX| GP 16| G: 02| A: 04| P: 06|P/M : +07| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 16 S37| TEX| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 01 | SB: 03 S40| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 04 | SB: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| TEX| GP77| G: 12| A: 34| P: 46|P/M : +12| PIM: 11| H: 39| SOG: 116 | SB: 119 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S22| MTL| GP 40| G:04| A: 19| P: 23|P/M : +04| PIM: 22| H: 42| SOG: 33 | SB: 45 S23| MTL| GP 40| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37|P/M : +03| PIM: 31| H: 43| SOG: 118 | SB: 27 S24| MTL| GP 52| G: 11| A: 29| P: 40|P/M : -02| PIM: 39| H: 32| SOG: 99 | SB: 60 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| MTL| GP 132| G: 29| A: 71| P: 100|P/M : +05| PIM: 92| H: 117| SOG: 250 | SB: 132 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S22| MTL| GP 09| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -07| PIM: 20| H: 15| SOG: 02 | SB: 11 S23| MTL| GP 07| G: 03| A: 00| P: 03|P/M : +02| PIM: 02| H: 12| SOG: 29 | SB: 03 S24| MTL| GP 17| G: 02| A: 15| P: 17|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 11| SOG: 32 | SB: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| MTL| GP 33| G: 05| A: 17| P: 22|P/M : -04| PIM: 40| H: 38| SOG: 63 | SB: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics: S24| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 05 | SB: 02 S25| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A:01| P: 01|P/M : -04| PIM: 04| H: 03| SOG: 00 | SB: 09 S26| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 12 | SB: 16 S27| SWE| GP 13| G: 03| A: 07| P: 10|P/M : +04| PIM: 06| H: 04| SOG: 14 | SB: 14 S28| SWE| GP 13| G:02| A: 07| P: 09|P/M : +04| PIM: 04| H: 25| SOG: 22 | SB:17 S29| SWE| GP 13| G: 04| A: 05| P: 09|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 24 | SB: 21 S30| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 08| P: 09|P/M : +03| PIM: 12| H: 11| SOG: 21 | SB: 12 S31| SWE| GP 12| G: 00| A: 08| P: 08|P/M : -01| PIM: 12| H: 03| SOG: 17 | SB: 12 S32| SWE| GP 11| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 08| H: 06| SOG: 22 | SB: 06 S33| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04|P/M : -08| PIM: 10| H: 24| SOG: 19 | SB: 23 S34| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +04| PIM: 12| H: 14| SOG: 19 | SB: 16 S35| SWE| GP 13| G: 01| A: 06| P: 07|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 23 | SB: 12 S36| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 05| P: 06|P/M : -04| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 13 | SB: 14 S37| SWE| GP 11| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 09 | SB: 08 S38| SWE| GP 10| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 04| H: 00| SOG: 16 | SB: 12 S39| SWE| GP 11| G: 07| A: 00| P: 07|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 13 | SB: 11 S40| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -02| PIM: 02| H: 02| SOG: 08 | SB: 18 S41| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : -01| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 11 | SB: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| SWE| GP 203| G: 29| A: 79| P: 108|P/M : -01| PIM: 78| H: 131| SOG: 268 | SB: 236 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S22 Drafted 4th Rd 20th Ova by Montreal Impact S23 Drafted 1st Rd 9th Ova by Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S23 Mtl: Christopher Klose Award S23 Mtl: Petr Klimek Award S23 Mtl: Armin Brovalchuk Award S23 Mtl: Kurtis Hunter Award S24 Mtl: Alternate Captain S24 Mtl: Darian Scherbluk Award S25 Tex: SHL All Rookie Team S26 Tex: Alternate Captain S27 Tex: Alternate Captain S28 Tex: Alternate Captain S27 Swe: Silver Medal S28 Swe: Gold Medal S29 Mtl: Elected to Montreal Hall of Fame S29 Tex: Alternate Captain S29 Swe: Gold Medal S30 Tex: Alternate Captain S30 Tex: Stevens Award Finalist S30 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S31 Tex: Alternate Captain S31 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S32 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S33 Tex: Captain S34 Tex: 3rd Team All Star S34 Tex: Captain S35 Swe: Silver Medal S36 Tex: Challenge Cup Winner S39 Tex: Alternate Captain S40 Tex: Alternate Captain
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