Ryan Shepard is quite athletic overall. In the summer he plays various sports for fun and is able to pick up most with ease and be average average in most. Will this carry over into another professional league is another level, however. If he switched over to the PBE for baseball I think he would be best suited as an outfielder. With minimal experience he would be weak at infield, and definitely not a good pitcher or catcher. He would have no issue running and diving to catch balls as needed and ripping them back in. Although serviceable at defense, his batting would be a large question mark. Never really seeing any breaking balls from the batter’s box would really hurt and take a long time to get used to. He does have great eye-hand coordination, so connecting on fastball even at high 90s MPH should be doable. I think with all this said he would be a relatively average PBE player fitting in near the bottom of the hitting order.

Ryan Shepard || #21 || C || Chicago Syndicate || S50 || 2086 TPE
Age: 22
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 190lbs
Birthplace: Slave Lake, Alberta
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:

S49| KEL| GP:50| G:5 | A:6 | P:11| +\-:-2 | PIM:12| H:30| SH%:7.58

S50| KEL| GP:50| G:17| A:38| P:55| +\-:17| PIM:40| H:43| SH%:12.78

S51| KEL| GP:50| G:15| A:26| P:41| +\-:3| PIM:12| H:52| SH%:11.28

S52| KEL| GP:50| G:17| A:31| P:48| +\-:29| PIM:8| H:58| SH%:11.89%

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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:

S49| KEL| GP:17| G:5| A:1| P:6| +\-:-7| PIM:0| H:14| SH%:29.41

S50| KEL| GP:6| G:1| A:2| P:3| +\-:0| PIM:0| H:10| SH%:4.55

S51| KEL| GP:20| G:6| A:6| P:12| +\-:0| PIM:12| H:18| SH%:13.33

S52| KEL| GP:13| G:4| A:7| P:11| +\-:0| PIM:12| H:20| SH%:13.79

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Awards & Achievements:

S49 - SMJHL: Drafted 1st overall by Kelowna

S50 - SHL: Drafted 5th overall by Chicago

S50 - S52: Captain of the Kelowna Knights

S50: WJC Silver Medal

S51: WJC Gold Medal

S52: WJC Silver Medal

 

Slip McScruff would cross over into professional wrestling which is in fact a real sport.  The WWE was looking for celebrity athletes to make guest appearances to drum up interest and Slip McScruff was an obvious choice.  His long history of being a highly physical blue liner has conditioned his body to take and deliver massive, overly dramatic hits (gotta sell it to the ref).  Normally a professional sports team would not let one of their star players put their body on the line in the middle of a season, but the Jets were also in need of drumming up some interest.

Speculation began when Slip was spotted training with Chris Jericho at a private gym in Winnipeg and the appearance was officially confirmed soon after on Friday Night Smackdown when Slip showed up to challenge Roman Reigns for the Universal Championship at Hell in a Cell.  Although Reigns is already slated to fight Jey Uso in the Hell in a Cell match, the WWE added Slip in to make it a three way title match.  The odds of Slip walking out of there with the belt are slim to none since he has to get back to the SHL, but you never know what will happen in that cell.

Some rumors even say that Slip McScruff may be the retired luchador, El Scruffo, who "retired" just as Slip joined the SHL.  If there is any truth to those rumors, Slip's crossover appearance at Hell in a Cell may be the match of the night.

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Thank you all for the amazing sigs & player cards
 

S31 Eduard Selich  || F || Buffalo Stampede || Peak: 1252
Name: Eduard Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 29
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 50 | G 15 | A 12 | P 27 |  -3 | PIM 8 | HIT 38 | SB 5 |
S31 PGF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 20 | P 41 |  -6 | PIM 18 | HIT 42 | SB 20 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 19 | P 36 |  +11 | PIM 6 | HIT 54 | SB 13 |
S33 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 25 | P 46 |  +14 | PIM 12 | HIT 44 | SB 21 |
S34 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 35 | P 63 |  +23 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 22 |
S35 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 17 | P 34 |  -6 | PIM 12 | HIT 13 | SB 17 |
S36 BUF | GP 50 | G 23 | A 24 | P 47 |  +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 37 | SB 15 |
S37 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 27 | P 48 |  +9 | PIM 25 | HIT 74 | SB 15 |
S38 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 27 | P 55 |  +4 | PIM 44 | HIT 42 | SB 12 |
S39 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 21 | P 39 |  +1 | PIM 10 | HIT 48 | SB 23 |
S40 BUF | GP 50 | G 7 | A 15 | P 22 |  -26 | PIM 9 | HIT 48 | SB 11 |
S41 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 17 | P 35 |  +10 | PIM 2 | HIT 5 | SB 11 |
S42 BUF | GP 50 | G 20 | A 21 | P 41 |  +10 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 10 |
S43 SEA | GP 50 | G 19 | A 19 | P 38 |  +8 | PIM 12 | HIT 47 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 17 | G 8 | A 13 | P 21 | +7 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 3 |
S31 PGF | GP 4 | G 0 | A 1 | P 1 | -5 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | Did not qualify
S33 BUF | GP 5 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | +1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S34 BUF | Did not qualify
S35 BUF | GP 4 | G 2 | A 2 | P 4 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 1 |
S36 BUF | GP 7 | G 6 | A 2 | P 8 | +6 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 1 |
S37 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 0 | P 2 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 12 | SB 0 |
S38 BUF | Did not qualify
S39 BUF | Did not qualify
S40 BUF | Did not qualify
S41 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | -4 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 2 |
S41 BUF | GP 5 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -7 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S43 SEA | GP 6 | G 3 | A 0 | P 3 | -3 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 2 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 10 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -4 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +2 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 1 |
S32 GER | GP 10 | G 5 | A 4 | P 9 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 2 | SB 3 |
S33 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
S41 GER | GP 10 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 1 |
S42 GER | GP 10 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 9 | SB 1 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 3 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S32 GER | GP 3 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S33 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S41 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
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Transactions:
S30 | Drafted #20 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Signed a 1yr/1.5M deal with  Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Drafted #2 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S31 | Signed a 2yr/2M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Signed an 23yr/23M extension with Buffalo Stampede
S34 | Contract Adjustment: 3yr/9M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S41 | Signed an 1yr/3M extension with Buffalo Stampede
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Noteable events:
S30 | Voted Alternate Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Organized WJC
S30 | Got the call to play for Team Germany
S30 | Won Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated)
S30 | Won Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike)
S30 | Won Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoff Points Leader)
S30 | Voted S30 PGF Team MVP
S31 | Voted Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Named Germany Federation Head and won the Silver Medal
S31 | Nominated for Brandon Holmes Trophy (Top Defensive Forward)
S31 | Nominated for Zach Miller Trophy ( Most Dedicated)
S32 | Voted Alternate Captain of Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy ( ROTY)
S32 | Named to the SHL All-Rookie Team
S32 | won the Gold Medal with team Germany
S33 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
S33 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S33 | Won Lance Uppercut Award
S34 | Named 1st Team All-Star in the SHL
S34 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S34 | Aidan Richan Trophy Nominee
S42 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM


Otto Selich||GM||GER S31-S34(26-9-2)||BUF(S33-S34,S42-)||1 Gold & 2x Silver
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Round Robin Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 6-4-0 | 18 points | #1 seed Group A
S32 GER | 8-1-1 | 22 points | #1 seed Group A
S33 GER | 7-3-0 | 21 points | #1 seed Group A
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Medal Round Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 2-1-0 | Silver medal | lost to USA in the Gold medal game
S32 GER | 3-0-0 | won Gold Medal
S33 GER | 0-0-1 | lost in Quarterfinals to Finland


S45 Alexander Selich || D || || Colorado Raptors || Peak: 2134
Name: Alexander Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 6'10"
Weight: 280 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 18
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 9 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 |  1 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 50 | G 12 | A 14 | P 26 |  8 | PIM 4 | HIT 23 | SB 11 |
S45 COL | GP 50 | G 17 | A 16 | P 33 |  2 | PIM 12 | HIT 35 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 6 | G 1 | A 0 | P 1 | 0 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 16 | G 7 | A 5 | P 12 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 6 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 14 | G 0 | A 3 | P 3 | 2 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 14 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -10 | PIM 8 | HIT 7 | SB 4 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 2 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +1 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
Transactions:
S44 | Drafted #1 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Colorado Raptors
S44 | Signed a 1yr/3M deal with  Colorado Raptors
S45 | Drafted #22 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S45 | Signed a 3yr/1M deal with Buffalo Stampede
Noteable events:

3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)

Even though American Football isn't particularly popular in Europe, let alone Scandinavian countries, I think Taylor Johansson could actually be a decent WR in the ISFL. Johansson possesses elite speed and change of direction on the ice. This could easily translate over into the slot as a wide receiver or even a pass catching back out of the backfield. He seems like the type of player that could turn a short gain into a touchdown just by getting the ball into his hands. I also think that Taylor's puck handling and stick checking meshing with his high offense and defensive awareness could be great for a cornerback. He would be able to use his speed and quick change of direction to stay with receivers and a high football IQ could lead to a lot of pass deflections and interceptions. If he took his talents to the PBE I think he would be a great leadoff hitter and center fielder. Just let him track some flyballs.

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Akil Ozzymandias, rookie running back of the ISFL’s Myrtle Beach Buccaneers, would be a force to reckon with in the SHL. Standing at 6’2” and 230 lbs, he would be a premiere power forward in the league. He already has the tremendous compete level and is used to shrugging of hits from linebackers, most SHL defenders wouldn’t stand a chance. It may take a season to develop his skating skills, but stick him in front of a net and nobody would out battle him. Not only is Akil an incredible athlete, but he is also an intellectual one. He finished his senior year at Stanford, graduating before entering the draft. His study of the game would allow him to easily adapt to his new role. He would potentially be a Manuel Gotze like player. Someone who would play the body any chance he gets, constantly forecheck down low, and crash the net on every rush. Thankfully for the SHL he has a promising career in the ISFL.

Thomas Passmann is my Satanic wise receiver character in ISFL. After a much more Southern career, with tenures in Tijuana (Mexico) and Arizona, he would likely want to stick to a warm climate and sign with a team like New Orleans, Atlanta, or Tampa. I don’t even think he knows how to skate though so I am not sure he would do too well; has he ever even seen snow? Debatable. If he could magically know how to skate, his killer speed would probably translate well to the fast paced game play of the SHL. He is agile, and he has great hands for catching passes from his quarterback, so I am sure that stickhandling would be one of his best attributes in the ice. His dexterity and deftness are the envy of the entire league, and those would probably be his best features that he could offer. While both sports are physical, they really don’t have much else in common though, so despite all his athleticism I am not sure Passmann would have a great season in the SHL.

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So hockey doesn't workout, what does Justin Keahi do? Simple, he goes and plays competitive quidditch, a real sport when compared to hockey. Quidditch is a highly competitive and physical game, something that Keahi thrives on. If he can lay the pick hits on the ice, he'll lay the big hits out on the field with a second broom between his legs. Just running around a field, trying to grab a tennis ball hanging from some dude's shorts. Keahi could be a force in the international scene, as well as the adult leagues in the United States. The real money would be made in the QPL in the United Kingdom and parts of Europe. Keahi could dominate on any of the seventeen teams in the league, quite possibly being the Gretzky of professional quidditch. So if the on ice career of Justin Keahi fails, he can always fall back to running around playing a fictional game turned real over seas.

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 Mattias Holmberg | D | Retired
Name: Mattias Holmberg
Position: Defense
Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 16
Birthplace: Karlstad, Sweden
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Career Statistics:
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
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S25 | MTL | GP: 26 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 11 | S. Blocked: 20
S25 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | PTS: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 3 | S. Blocked: 1
S26 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 21 | PTS: 31 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 22 | Hits: 38 | S. Blocked: 42
S27 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 31 | PTS: 40 | +/-: 15 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 10 | S. Blocked: 48
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SMJHL Playoffs:
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S25 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 3 | PTS: 5 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 3 | S. Blocked: 7
S26 | MTL | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 1 | PTS: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 4
S27 | MTL | GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 8 | PTS: 12 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 8 | Hits: 20 | S. Blocked: 19
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SHL Career Statistics
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S28 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 6 | PTS: 9 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 44 | Hits: 86 | S. Blocked: 58
S29 | LAP | GP: 38 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 22 | Hits: 43 | S. Blocked: 50
S29 | POR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 9 | PTS: 11 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 22
S30 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 21 | PTS: 32 | +/-: -19 | PIM: 18 | Hits: 27 | S. Blocked: 108
S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 30 | PTS: 43 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 36 | Hits: 50 | S. Blocked: 128
S32 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | PTS: 23 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 58
S33 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 22 | PTS: 22 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 63
S34 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 21 | PTS: 34 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 67
S35 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 26 | PTS: 33 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 4 | S. Blocked: 91
S36 | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 14 | PTS: 22 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 32 | S. Blocked: 67
S37 | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 12 | PTS: 19 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 24 | Hits: 34 | S. Blocked: 57
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
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S32 | NEW | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | +/- 3 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 20
S33 | NEW | GP: 18 | G: 1 | A: 5 | PTS: 6 | +/- 3 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 5 | S. Blocked: 19
S37 | WKP | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | +/- -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 5 | S. Blocked: 15
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Awards:
(S27) Named Alternate Captain for Montreal Impact (S27)
(S27) Awarded Ron Bolt Trophy in SMJHL for Most Sportsmanlike Player
(S31) Named to Third Team All-Stars
(S33) Challenge Cup Champion with New England Wolfpack
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Transactions:
(S25) Signed SMJHL $1.5 Million/1 year contract with Montreal Impact(Free Agent)
(S25) Traded to Detroit Falcons
(S26) Drafted 2nd Round, 24 overall in S26 SHL draft by Los Angeles Panthers
(S26) Traded to Montreal Impact with Sven Karlsson
(S26) Signed 2 year, $5 Million contract with Los Angeles Panthers
(S27) Signed 4 year, $11 Million contract extension with Los Angeles Panthers
(S29) Traded from Los Angeles  Panthers to the Portland Admirals
(S31) Traded from Portland Admirals to New England Wolfpack
(S31) Signed 1 year, $3 Million contract with New England Wolfpack for S32
(S32) Signed 1 year, $5 Million contract with New England Wolfpack for S33
(S33) Signed 2 year, $16 million player option contract with New England Wolfpack
(S33) Traded from New England Wolfpack to Seattle Riot
(S35) Traded from Seattle Riot to West Kendall Platoon
(S36) Signed 2 year, $11 million player option contract with West Kendall Platoon
(S38) Signed 2 year, $9 million player option contract with Los Angeles Panthers
(S38) Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to the Manhattan Rage
(S39) Traded from the Manhattan Rage to the Minnesota Chiefs
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Teams Holmberg Played For:
Detroit Falcons, Montreal Impact, Portland Admirals,
New England Wolfpack, Seattle Riot, West Kendall Platoon,
 Los Angeles Panthers, Manhattan Rage, Minnesota Chiefs,
Edmonton Blizzard, Hamilton Steelhawks



 Sulak O'Hritea | F | Retired 



 Justin Keahi| F | Chicago Mob-y Boi
Was a Chicago Mob-y Boi
Now a Tampa Bay Fishy Boi
Philadelphia Forgey Boi until they were meanies >:(
Short time as a New England Wolfie Boi
Chicago Mob-y Boi but I actually play for them this time

Grandmaster Funk was a proficient soccer player in his youth, a member of the Republic of Ireland national under-17 football team at age 15 before taking to hockey full-time.
The increased time spent on footwork has done wonders for Funk's skating, as he's one of the more mobile and agile defenders in the SMJHL. In addition to footwork,
Funk employs a soccer-style defense on the ice, using his body and stick to block a skater's path and strip the puck. This cerebral defensive strategy has turned Funk into
a shot blocking and defensive machine, as he is currently posting the 7th highest defensive grade in the SMJHL in line with 20 shots blocked in just 12 games.

While Funk has been contributing at a significant click offensively, he believes that the offensive area of his game still has plenty of room to grow.

As Funk is currently on pace for about 33 points on the season, a stark improvement on the 9 points he amassed in his rookie campaign, it's safe to say he's already
showcasing the growth he's been making offensively.

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Yves "Stinky" D'Odeur | G | 150 TPE | UNDRAFTED - S74

Position: Goaltender
Player Type: Butterfly
Catches: Left
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 182 lbs
Number: 77
Birthplace: L'Île-Dorval, QC, Canada

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Career Statistics:
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Regular Season:
S73 | SMJHL | TBD | GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: 0 | PIM: 0 | S: 0 | HIT: 0 | BLK:  | GvA: 0 | TkA: 0 |
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Playoffs:
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International:
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Drafts:
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Awards & Honors:
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Grandmaster Funk | D | 484 TPE | NBB/KEL/MAN - RETIRED

Position: Defense

Player Type: Mobile/Playmaking

Shoots: Left

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 190 lbs

Number: 55

Birthplace: Belfast, Ireland

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Career Statistics:

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Regular Season:

S55 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 6 | PTS: 9 | P/M: -20 | PIM: 47 | S: 35 | HIT: 55 | BLK: 88 | GvA: 15 | TkA: 25 |

S56 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 26 | PTS: 34 | P/M: 13 | PIM: 4 | S: 93 | HIT: 8 | BLK: 77 | GvA: 28 | TkA: 26 |

S57 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 26 | PTS: 38 | P/M: 13 | PIM: 26 | S: 178 | HIT: 57 | BLK: 68 | GvA: 43 | TkA: 30 |

S58 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 25 | PTS: 34 | P/M: 9 | PIM: 18 | S: 169 | HIT: 62 | BLK: 53 | GvA: 28 | TkA: 36 |

S59 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 22 | PTS: 26 | P/M: -11 | PIM: 28 | S: 126 | HIT: 62 | BLK: 170 | GvA: 28 | TkA: 39 |

S60 | SHL | MAN | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 7 | PTS: 9 | P/M: -68 | PIM: 6 | S: 69 | HIT: 55 | BLK: 29 | GvA: 20 | TkA: 12 |

S61 | SHL | MAN | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 11 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -57 | PIM: 10 | S: 64 | HIT: 62 | BLK: 35 | GvA: 23 | TkA: 7 |

S62 | SHL | MAN | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 15 | PTS: 18 | P/M: -65 | PIM: 22 | S: 42 | HIT: 45 | BLK: 28 | GvA: 26 | TkA: 11 |

S63 | SHL | MAN | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 10 | PTS: 13 | P/M: -51 | PIM: 26 | S: 40 | HIT: 51 | BLK: 27 | GvA: 29 | TkA: 12 |

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Playoffs:

S55 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 3 | HIT: 5 | BLK: 7 | GvA: 3 | TkA: 1 |

S56 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 1 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 0 | S:10 | HIT: 3 | BLK: 6 | GvA: 6 | TkA: 3 |

S57 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 2 | S: 13 | HIT: 4 | BLK: 6 | GvA: 2 | TkA: 0 |

S58 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | PTS: 4 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 2 | S: 8 | HIT: 4 | BLK: 2 | GvA: 6 | TkA: 4 |

S59 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | P/M: 7 | PIM: 0 | S: 40 | HIT: 13 | BLK: 20 | GvA: 10 | TkA: 3 |

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International:

S55 | WJC | BRI | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 5 | PTS: 6 | P/M: -2 | PIM: 2 | S: 26 | HIT: 15 | BLK: 10 | GvA: 4 | TkA: 2 |

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Drafts:

S55 - SMJHL - Selected in the 5th Round, 56th Overall by the Nevada Battleborn

S56 - SHL - Selected in the 1st Round, 5th Overall by the New England Wolfpack

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Awards & Honors:
S59 SMJHL Four Star Cup (Kelowna Knights)
S60 SHL Demoted to Zamboni Driver (Lowest +/-) (-68)
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Disisde Dayudie is a trained kendo master, so of course he chose to head to the Kendo world championships when this whole two sports rule came into place. I don't know why the SHL HO decided that we need to play two sports to be eligable for the major league, but it is what it is. Most players decided to go with chess, because they want to preserve all of their energy for hockey. Disisde Dayudie aint no quitter though, If you dont sweat, it doesn't count! So off to the International Kendo League, IKL. Not only did Disisde Dayudie do good, he did great. In the end there weren't any worthy opponents and Disisde easily took home all the trophies on every competition. His superb skill with the sword made him doubt why he should also play hockey, then he realised that there is a lot more money involved in the sport played on ice. If this was the 10th century then he could've become very famous handling a sword, today? Not so much.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez | RW | NL / BUF
Name: グリムジョー・ジャガージャック
From:  HUECO MUNDO
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 176 lbs

| HISTORY |

SMJHL Draft: S68, 33rd Overall, Newfoundland Berserkers
SHL Draft: S69(nice), 18th Overall, Buffalo Stampede


ディシスド  デウーディー | Defenseman | CHI
Name: Disisde Dayudie / ディシスド  デウーディー
From: Matsumoto, Japan
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 209 lbs

| REGULAR SEASON |

S49 | LET | GP: 50 | G: 7  | A: 19  | P: 26 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 48 | SB: 59 | ATOI: 21.70
S50 | LET | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 19 | P: 31 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 34 | SB: 49 | ATOI: 21.63
S51 | LET | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 24 | P: 37 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 28 | HITS: 43 | SB: 49 | ATOI: 22.56
S52 |  NL | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 27 | P: 39 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 12 | HITS: 44 | SB: 45 | ATOI: 22.94
S53 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 10 | HITS: 54 | SB: 28 | ATOI: 16.58
S54 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 11 | P: 17 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26 | HITS: 39 | SB: 54 | ATOI: 17.49
S55 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 20 | HITS: 55 | SB: 87 | ATOI: 20.43
S56 | CHI | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 24 | P: 29 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 56 | SB: 95 | ATOI: 19.59
S57 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 39 | P: 49 | +/-: 52 | PIM: 18 | HITS: 78 | SB: 106 | ATOI: 19.56
S58 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 31 | P: 36 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 14 | HITS: 107 | SB: 92 | ATOI: 19.48
S59 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 34 | P: 49 | +/-: 73 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 152 | SB: 115 | ATOI: 20:52
S60 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 25 | P: 39 | +/-: 27 | PIM: 10 | HITS: 72 | SB: 93 | ATOI: 20:37
S61 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 39 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 90 | SB: 89 | ATOI: 20:49
S62 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 40 | P: 54 | +/-: 69 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 110 | SB: 52 | ATOI: 20:25
S63 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 24 | P: 29 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 99 | SB: 69 | ATOI: 20:06
S64 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 19 | P: 25 | +/-: 39 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 108 | SB: 112 | ATOI: 20:13
S65 | CHI | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 43 | PIM: 22 | HITS: 103 | SB: 115 | ATOI: 20:10

|  PLAYOFFS |

S49 | LET | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 10 | HITS: 7 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 20.98
S50 | LET | GP: 5  | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 3 | SB: 5 | ATOI: 21.52
S51 | LET | GP: 6  | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 4 | HITS: 7 | SB: 11 | ATOI: 24.23
S52 |  NL | GP: 10  | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 16 | HITS: 8 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 23.19
S53 | LAP | GP: 11  | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 5 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 17 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 19:47
S54 | LAP | GP: 12  | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 10 | SB: 10 | ATOI: 18:29
S55 | LAP | MISSED
S56 | CHI | GP: 16  | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: 5 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 21 | SB: 33 | ATOI: 21:27
S57 | CHI | GP: 24  | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 7 | HITS: 29 | SB: 33 | ATOI: 21:38
S58 | CHI | MISSED
S59 | CHI | GP: 16  | G: 3 | A: 12 | P: 15 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 21 | SB: 26 | ATOI: 21:38
S60 | CHI | GP: 23   | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 0 | HITS: 23 | SB: 44 | ATOI: 21:11
S61 | CHI | GP: 11  | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 0 | HITS: 19 | SB: 17 | ATOI: 20:52
S62 | CHI | GP: 10  | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 8 | SB: 9 | ATOI: 20:26
S63 | CHI | GP: 14  | G: 1 | A: 7 | P: 8 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 0 | HITS: 13 | SB: 20 | ATOI: 21:15
S64 | CHI | GP: 22  | G: 4 | A: 7 | P: 11 | +/-: 14 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 36 | SB: 28 | ATOI: 21:42
S65 | CHI | GP: 17  | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 2 | HITS: 25 | SB: 30 | ATOI: 20:28

| HISTORY |
SMJHL Draft: S49, 5th Overall, Lethbridge Lions
SHL Draft: S50, 7th Overall, Los Angeles Panthers
Traded to Chicago Syndicate S56
Challenge Cup Champion with Chicago Syndicate S57
Japan IIHF Gold Medalist S59
Bojo Biscuit Trophy Winner S59


Robert Andersson | Goaltender Supreme | MIN | Retired HoF Scrub
Name: Robert Andersson
From: Skellefteå, Sweden
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 211 lbs

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Robert Andersson | Goaltender Supreme | MIN | Retired HoF Scrub
Name: Robert Andersson
From: Skellefteå, Sweden
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 211 lbs

| Regular Season Statistics |

S25 | MTL | GP: 16 | W:  8  | L:  5  | OTL: 2 | GA:  40 | SA: 338 | SV%: 88.2 | GAA: 2.65 | SO: 0
S26 | MTL | GP: 43 | W: 28 | L: 11 | OTL: 4 | GA: 114 | SA: 913 | SV%: 87.5 | GAA: 2.69 | SO: 1
S27 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 21 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | GA: 123 | SA: 1304 | SV%: 90.6 | GAA: 2.75 | SO: 3
S28 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 18 | L: 21 | OTL: 5 | GA: 135 | SA: 1331 | SV%: 89.9 | GAA: 3.03 | SO: 1
S29 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 31 | L: 13 | OTL: 0 | GA: 105 | SA: 1260 | SV%: 91.7 | GAA: 2.37 | SO: 0
S30 | MIN | GP: 43 | W: 29 | L: 13 | OTL: 1 | GA: 117 | SA: 1249 | SV%: 90.6 | GAA: 2.70 | SO: 4
S31 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 26 | L: 17 | OTL: 1 | GA: 121 | SA: 1360 | SV%: 91.1 | GAA: 2.73 | SO: 3
S32 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 22 | L: 19 | OTL: 3 | GA: 100 | SA: 1338 | SV%: 92.5 | GAA: 2.26 | SO: 4
S33 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 19 | L: 22 | OTL: 3 | GA: 118 | SA: 1408 | SV%: 91.6 | GAA: 2.66 | SO: 2
S34 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 24 | L: 15 | OTL: 5 | GA: 133 | SA: 1467 | SV%: 90.9 | GAA: 2.98 | SO: 2
S35 | MIN | GP: 44 | W: 20 | L: 21 | OTL: 3 | GA: 134 | SA: 1428 | SV%: 90.6 | GAA: 3.02 | SO: 2
S36 | MIN | GP: 45 | W: 26 | L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GA: 109 | SA: 1324 | SV%: 91.8 | GAA: 2.39 | SO: 4
S37 | MIN | GP: 42 | W: 23 | L: 14 | OTL: 5 | GA: 103 | SA: 1220 | SV%: 91.6 | GAA: 2.43 | SO: 5

| Playoff Statistics |

S26 | MTL | GP: 5 | W:1 | L:4 | OTL: 0 | GA: 10 | SA: 128 | SV%: 92.2 | GAA: 2.01 | SO: 1
S27 | MIN | GP: 5 | W: 1 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GA: 15 | SA: 138 | SV%: 89.1 | GAA: 2.96 | SO: 0
S28 | MIN | MISSED
S29 | MIN | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 2 | OTL: 2 | GA: 18 | SA: 169 | SV%: 89.3 | GAA: 3.66 | SO: 0
S30 | MIN | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 1 | OTL: 3 | GA: 16 | SA: 154 | SV%: 89.6 | GAA: 3.36 | SO: 0
S31 | MIN | GP: 5 | W: 1 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GA: 17 | SA: 159 | SV%: 89.3 | GAA: 3.41 | SO: 0
S32 | MIN | GP: 7 | W: 3 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GA: 22 | SA: 274 | SV%: 92.0 | GAA: 2.83 | SO: 0
S33 | MIN | MISSED
S34 | MIN | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GA: 18 | SA: 156 | SV%: 88.5 | GAA: 4.51 | SO: 0
S35 | MIN | MISSED
S36 | MIN | GP: 13 | W: 6 | L: 6 | OTL: 1 | GA: 42 | SA: 419 | SV%: 90.0 | GAA: 2.94 | SO: 0

| HISTORY |

SMJHL Draft: S25, 28th Overall, Montreal Impact
SHL Draft: S26, 18th Overall, Minnesota Chiefs
1x McBride Winner, 5x McBride Nominee(most in league history)
2x IIHF Gold Medalist, 1x IIHF Silver Medalist
Most Games, Most Wins in Minnesota Chiefs History.

| AWARDS / NOMINATIONS |

S27 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S27 Winner: Ryan Jesster Trophy
S27 IIHF Silver Medalist
S28 IIHF Gold Medalist
S29 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S29 Winner: Aidan Richan Trophy
S29 IIHF Gold Medalist
S31 IIHF Top Goalie
S32 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S32 IIHF Top Goalie
S33 Nominee: John McBride Trophy
S36 Nominee: Ron Mexico Trophy
S36 Winner: John McBride
S37 Nominee: John McBride

| ALL-STAR TEAMS |

S27  All-Star Rookie Team (Enough votes for East All Star Team)
S29 3rd All-Star Team
S32 2nd All-Star Team
S33 1st All-Star Team
S36 1st All-Star Team
S37 3rd All-Star Team



Dick Skillstedt | Retired Right Winger | MIN
Name: Dick Skillstedt
From: Skellefteå, Sweden
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 235 lbs

| REGULAR SEASON |

S37 | VAN | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 9 | P: 17 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 51 | Hits: 101 | SB: 4 | AMG: 20:05
S38 | VAN | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 20 | P: 31 | +/-: 11 | PIM: 64 | Hits: 120 | SB: 5 | AMG: 18:76
S39 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 8 | SB: 1 | AMG: 4:03
S40 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 5 | P: 15 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 47 | Hits: 102 | SB: 4 | AMG: 16:11
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 11 | P: 24 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 42 | Hits: 31 | SB: 4 | AMG: 18:88
S42 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 17 | P: 32 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 55 | Hits: 94 | SB: 9 | AMG: 20:15
S43 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 18 | P: 33 | +/-: 15 | PIM: 80 | Hits: 123 | SB: 8 | AMG: 19:12
S44 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 67 | Hits: 129 | SB: 7 | AMG: 20:65
S45 | HAM/MIN | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 21 | P: 40 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 46 | Hits: 146 | SB: 20 | AMG: 22:64
S46 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 27 | A: 44 | P: 71 | +/-: 25 | PIM: 45 | Hits: 92 | SB: 18 | AMG: 25:01

Since coming to America and joining the SHL Jakub Bruchevski has made a lot of friends, including friends that play in different sports leagues around the country. Recently he became friends with Jay Kane, rookie third baseman of the Sarasota Supernovas, with baseball not being very popular in Russia Jakub didn't know much about baseball but Jay was willing to fill him in. Due to Jakub's competitive nature he convinced Jay to teach him the basics. First came the batting cages, while Jakub has great hand eye coordination he's not used to hitting balls out of the air coming at him over 90 mph. After a few weeks Jakub got the hang of it but the seasons were starting up for both Jakub and Jay and they went their separate ways vowing to meet back up in the offseason. Since then Jakub has done normal baseball drills which has lead him to find out he could be a very talented outfielder due to his speed and quickness and also good coordination at the plate. But his aggressiveness at the plate means he swings at almost every pitch he sees and is known to try to start fights on the field.

Jakub Bruchevski || C || New England Wolfpack || Team Russia|| Retired
Birthplace: St. Petersburg, Russia
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 7

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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season: St. Louis Scarecrows - 4 Seasons
S48-51 | 191 GP | 60 G | 68 A | 128 P | +3 | 85 PIM | 170 H | 22 SB | 53% FO% |


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S48-51 | 43 GP | 14 G | 33 A | 47 P | +29 | 35 PIM | 43 H | 55% FO% |

SHL Regular Season: New England Wolfpack - 13 seasons
S52-64 | 778 GP | 252 G | 276 A | 528 P | -120 | 205 PIM | 1,344 H | 1,116 SB | 236 TkA |

WJC
S48-51 | 67 GP | 22 G | 35 A | 57 P | +28 | 48 PIM | 56 H | 54% FO% | 


Drafted 17th Overall in the S49 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack
Peak TPE: 1708
S58 Alternate Captain for New England
S53 Presidents Trophy
S51 IIHF Bronze Medalist - Russia
S51 Alternate Captain for St. Louis
S50 WJC Gold Medalist - Russia
S50 Brandon Holmes Trophy - Top SMJHL Defensive Forward Winner


   


Rest In Peace Dangel

1st SHL Goal - S52 Game 1 vs Tampa 3. New England Wolfpack , Jakub Bruchevski 1 (Eko Van Otter 1, Delver Fudgeson 2) at 8:10


Jay Greatness || Co GM || St. Louis Scarecrows || Retired
Russia GM S53-S60
St. Louis Co GM S61-S64



Jay Bryzi || RD || Baltimore Platoon || Team Russia ||
Name: Jay Bryzi
Brithplace: Poznan, Poland
Height: 6-5
Weight: 215
Number: 7
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SMJHL Regular Season: St. Louis Scarecrows - 3 Seasons
S70-S72 | 188 GP | 34 G | 63 A | 97 P | -28 | 112 PIM | 379 H | 346 SB | 159 TkA |
SMJHL Playoffs: St. Louis Scarecrows
S71-S72 | 27 GP | 7 G | 13 A | 20 P | 2 | 10 PIM | 46 H | 51 SB | 27 TkA |
Baltimore Platoon
S73 | 66 GP | 5 G | 21 A | 26 P | 8 | 24 PIM | 57 H | 68 SB | 45 TkA |
S74 | 66 GP | 8 G | 32 A | 40 P | 44 | 37 PIM | 61 H | 66 SB | 41 TkA |
S75 | 66 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | 19 | 20 PIM | 70 H | 91 SB | 70 TkA |
S76 | 66 GP | 3 G | 33 A | 36 P | 34 | 36 PIM | 62 H | 108 SB | 49 TkA |
SHL Playoffs
S73 | 7 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 0 | 4 PIM | 9 H | 9 SB | 6 TkA |
S74 | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -7 | 4 PIM | 8 H | 8 SB | 7 TkA |
S75 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -2 | 6 PIM | 12 H | 13 SB | 12 TkA|
S74 SHL All Star
S72 4 Star Cup Champion STL
Drafted 11th overall in the S70 SMJHL draft by St. Louis
Drafted 9th overall in the S71 SHL draft by Baltimore
S70-S72 Alternate Captain for St. Louis

Panda Panico decided to leave the SHL this past season for the NFL. With his good top speed, large size, and quick acceleration. He quickly found himself a spot on the Buffalo Bills as a tight end. While this was quite surprising for a lot of people. Panico actually spent four years in high school playing football in conjunction with hockey. This allowed him to already have a good bit of knowledge for what he needed to do in the NFL. Unfortunately, his ability to catch the football have gone to complete shit because he spends all day everyday holding a hockey stick, and not catching anything. However, everything else that has to do with hockey, has allowed him to excel. Quick acceleration, a great ability at changing direction, and being able the defense hard and fast. There is still a lot to learn for this new Panda Panico, but things are looking up. Learning how to catch a football is quite easy, and will just take a bit of practice. 

Panda Panico | LW | S54 | Tampa Bay Barracuda | 1601 TPE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 6'4" | 245lbs. | Dusseldorf, Germany ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------SHL S57 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 6 G| 17 A | 23 P | -32 +/- | 97 SOG | 67 Hits | 26 TKA | 53 SB | 19:33 TOI S58 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 13 G| 19 A | 32 P | -30 +/- | 114 SOG | 20 Hits | 17 TKA | 47 SB | 17:51 TOI S59 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 13 G| 19 A | 32 P | -18 +/- | 119 SOG | 68 Hits | 24 TKA | 36 SB | 18:02 TOIS60 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 13 G| 27 A | 40 P | +9 +/- | 156 SOG | 58 Hits | 19 TKA | 25 SB | 18:58 TOI------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL S53 | LW | CAR | 50GP | 7G | 8A | 15P | -11 +/- | 8 PIM | 66 SOG | 54H | 85SB | 14:12 TOIS54 | RW | CAR | 50GP | 7G | 13A | 20P | -2 +/- | 10 PIM | 75 SOG | 75H | 32BS | 13:46 TOI S55 | C | CAR | 50GP | 13G | 23A | 36P | +21 +/- | 20 PIM | 96 SOG | 130H | 26TKA | 21SB | 17:43 TOI S56 | RW | CAR | 50GP | 22G | 17A | 39P | -1 +/- | 4 PIM | 20 PPP | 130 SOG | 112H | 19TKA | 39 SB | 18:40 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoffs S54 | RW | CAR | 20GP | 4G | 8A | 12P | +2 +/- | 2PIM | 34SOG | 37H | 25BS | 14:32 TOI S55 | C | CAR | 11GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | +9 +/- | 0PIM | 23SOG | 22H | 3BS | 17:06 TOI S56 | RW | CAR | 12GP | 4G | 6A | 10P | -2 +/- | 0PIM | 3 PPP | 22 SOG | 17H | 15BS | 19:22 TOI------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs S59 | LW | TBB | 5GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | -8 +/- | 5PIM | 6SOG | 2H | 3BS | 6 TKA | 17:03 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Transactions Drafted 39th Overall to the Carolina Kraken Drafted 35th Overall to the Tampa Bay Barracuda ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Accomplishments, Awards, and Honours S54 Four Star Cup | Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain S56 | Carolina Kraken

If Ambacas Cuddles were to play another sport, it would have to be basketball. Ambacas Cuddles is monstrously tall, standing at 7 feet 8 inches. With the sheer size of Ambacas Cuddles, he could probably make a pretty nasty center. With this being said, Ambacas Cuddles decided to play a season over in the Simulation Basketball Association. He actually did really well, really showing the world that hockey players are the best athletes in the world. Cuddles lead the entire league in offensive and defensive rebounds. He also scored at a pretty decent clip, finishing off some dirty plays under the basket. He didnt shoot much as that was definitely the weakest area of his game, but he made up for it with his spectacular rebounding skills. He was a major difference maker and he had the best possession metrics in the league by far. Maybe Ambacas Cuddles will have to actually switch sports.

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!

Teddy Cuddles  |  RW  | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame
Player Type : Two Way Forward
Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19
Number: 79
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4
S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1
S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10
S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18
S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10
S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7
S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4
S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9
S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9
S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9
S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8
S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7
S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1
S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3
S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7
S38 | EDM | Did not qualify
S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1
S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2
S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1
S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1
S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8
S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5
S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2
S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0
S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2
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Awards and Achievements:
S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP
S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward
S40 | Gold Medal Winner
S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits
S45 | Challenge Cup Champion
S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S45 | Silver Medal Winner
S46 | 1st Team All Star
S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee
S46 | Jef Darr Nominee
S47 | Jef Darr Nominee
S49 | Challenge Cup Champion
S49 | Anton Razov Nominee
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Draft/Signing/Trade History:
S35 | Signed to STL
S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall
S36 | Traded to Edmonton


Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

Joseph Weston may not be the most coordinated player on the ice, but he has a lot of heart and plays to the best that he can whenever he can. Playing other sports like basketball or soccer leads to him tripping over his own ankles when they don't slide or glide on a surface. It doesn't really go well when Joseph Weston tries to dribble up the court or down the field, so instead Joseph Weston focuses on being the best football player he can be. This means that Joseph Weston is willing to run the routes necessary and as fast as possible, even without having the greatest hands on the field. He may drop a pass or two, but he gets that route run as fast as anyone can possibly imagine. After all it's all about speed sometimes, so better to learn the one thing you need to do for the sport.

                    John Brown | RD | TBB
570 TPE, 6'3, 204 lbs.
S67 - Drafted 1OA by the Nevada Battleborn
S68 - SMJHL All-Star
S68 - Drafted 6OA by the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S69 - SMJHL All-Star
S69 - SMJHL All Defense Team
S69 - Alexis Metzler Award
S70 - SMJHL All-Star

S66 Damian Littleton

      Joseph Weston || Winger || Los Angeles Panthers        
Joseph Weston || Winger || Los Angeles Panthers        
                                  1885 Peak TPE, 6'1", 202 Lbs.
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Regular Season Stats:
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 08 | A: 03 | P: 11 | +/-: 03 | MP: 621
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 22 | P: 39 | +/-: 02 | MP: 766
S51 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 28 | P: 48 | +/-: 25 | MP: 807
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 20 | P: 39 | +/-: 08 | MP: 957
S53 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 19 | P: 29 | +/-: 11 | TOI: 17:06
S54 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 06 | A: 14 | P: 20 | +/-: -6 | TOI: 17:17
S55 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 17 | P: 29 | +/-: 15 | TOI: 16:57
S56 | CGY | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 29 | P: 46 | +/-: 44 | TOI: 18:33
S57 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 27 | P: 55 | +/-: 33 | TOI: 18:57
S58 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 28 | P: 56 | +/-: 31 | TOI: 20:19
S59 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 42 | P: 73 | +/-: 31 | TOI: 22:15
S60 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 28 | A: 31 | P: 59 | +/-: 27 | TOI: 22:09
S61 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 35 | P: 71 | +/-: 13 | TOI: 21:45
S62 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 44 | P: 69 | +/-: 12 | TOI: 21:19
S63 | TOR | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 27 | P: 38 | +/-: -15 | TOI: 19:40
S64 | LAP  | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 28 | P: 46 | +/-: 19 | TOI: 18:11
S65 | LAP  | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 24 | P: 38 | +/-: 21 | TOI: 17:53
S66 | LAP | GP: TBD | G: TBD | A: TBD | P: TBD | +/-: TBD | TOI: TBD
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Awards:
S49 Montreal Militia Four Star Cup Champions
S50 Carolina Kraken Four Star Cup Champions
S50 Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S50 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy
S50 WJC USA Bronze Medal
S50 & S51 Carolina Kraken Assistant Captain
S51 SMJHL All-Star
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S52 Carolina Kraken Captain
S52 WJC USA Captain
S53 SHL All-Rookie Team
S54 Calgary Dragons Assistant Captain
S56-S58 Calgary Dragons Assistant Captain
S59-S63 Calgary Dragons Captain
S59 SHL All-Star Game
S60 SHL All-Star Game
S61 SHL All-Star Game
S63 United States of America IIHF Gold Medal
S63 SHL All-Star Game
S65 Challenge Cup Champion


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Colin Lambert ll Left Defence ll Barracuda

Poopity Scoop is a great hockey player, channeling the inner energy of Kanye West to unleash his incredible defensive play upon his scared opponents. But now you are saying he must try another sport and it is now time to ask poopity Scoop which sport he will try. So he said he will try to play basketball because he is very tall boy. So when he plays basketball, he is very bad. Though he is tall and can dunk, he does not know how to dribble and it is such a sad sight. He also is very bad defensively, he just gets too many fouls so he is basically useless. He will take lessons from LeBron James to learn how to be a better basketball player since he is tall so he can be good if he just works. He has been doing many dribbling drills with the children who are also learning about basketball. He is on his way to becoming basketball champion.

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

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