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Muford · 07-22-2021, 09:47 PM

We're getting the crew back together.

The Brain - @ErM - Er, the Brains, comes up with some crazy shit and we going out there doin' it.
The Muscle - @karlssens - Karl, The strength. He be stronk and he be breakin heads.
The Wildcard - @Muford - He do be crazy. He do not know what he be do.
The Driver - @Keygan - Have the one who we aren't sure will drive the right way, drive. No one will expect it.

*thedangazone* · 07-22-2021, 09:59 PM

Definitely would have an all star crew for this shindig. Fuzz would be the brains as he is always the brains behind all we do. 7 is 100% the muscle because, I mean have you seen those selfies Wink

only fans when 7? And the wildcard is sloth because who knows if he actually helps or just is along for the ride, your guess is as good as mine. I'm the driver so I can kill us all in the end anyways and make this pointless.

*traphag* · 07-22-2021, 11:45 PM

So is this like "Opportunities" by the Pet Shop Boys? I'll just think of it that way. Narboza is definitely the brains of this operation just because he and the others of his planet are just so much more advanced than the rest of us. I don't know how much brawn we actually have on the Pride; we all seem a bit intellectual. But, you know, I used to be a Crossfit loser so maybe I can be the brawn. Henrik can plan our scenic getaway after the heist. Agent Smith already has too much money so he doesn't need to be involved with this.

nyumbayangu · 07-22-2021, 11:49 PM

While I only do solo missions, I would certainly be open to selecting certain body parts from individuals.

The Brain - Darwin Koff @Lobbanet
The Knees - Luc Blouin @DrunkenTeddy
The Retinas - Sven Svechnikov @steveoiscool
The Diaphragm - Elvis Alexander @canuckles

With this combination of body parts I would certainly be able to pull off the perfect heist!

overdoo · 07-23-2021, 01:47 AM

First and foremost, @Pythonic would be our getaway driver. Young and dumb. Perfect driver. I was back then. Now I’m an old, matured, grump.

@JKortesi81 would be the heist master. There will be something wrong in his plan, but that’s what makes it exciting. Well, that’s what he would tell us.

@Nictox would be the one cracking the safes. He always seemed like a smart guy to me. If not, explosives. That’s fun.

@Huck24 and I would take care of witnesses. Specifically the hot moms.

@SlashACM and @Mazatt would obviously shoot the cops, and eventually drive off in way too dangerous motorcycles while fuckin with the cops

@Gumbaman is the hostage that ended up helping us. Probably gets murdered by Joe.

sakrosankt · 07-23-2021, 02:55 AM

oh that's easy. I already found my heist crew. I'm the brain, the brawn and all the other roles you need. Built differently. One role is played by another user tho. hotdog is the tech-savvy guy, sitting somewhere and giving me all the infos to my earplug I need to complete the heist.

Your Mothers Favorite Goalie · 07-23-2021, 03:52 AM

@JR95 would be the hired gun. We all know that his baking skills are just a clever excuse to hide behind his *roll* (ba dum tss) in the Canadian Mafia

@suavemente would be the muscle. mostly because hes crazy and always drunk so he'd probably do anything we tell him to do for vodka

@mastersheep is the brains, he would make the plans because lord knows we couldnt

By then I think thats all we need. just have JR call in some expendable mafia grunts

taterswc · 07-23-2021, 06:02 AM

Oceans 11 how about Whalers and friends 24
First we break into teams
Team one Makrus @taterswc, Sven @steveoiscool, Lev @Lorec, Tom @PremierBromanov, you will be lookouts go to the bar and talk loudly about morally questionable topics to keep the attention on you. You will signal teams three and four if something goes south.
Team two Ryosuke @Dextaria, Valtterri @Pythonic, William @boom, you will be our distraction playing cards at the blackjack table (because we are robbing a casino I guess) until the pit boss realizes your cheating. I assume you can all count cards.
Team three Darwin @Lobbanet, Robot @yonggarius, Connor @Keygan, you will be the muscle once team two has the attention of the boss you escort team four to the safe room. I assume you will have to fight some once relevant ufc fighters like Ronda Rousey or Conor McGregor.
Team four Pasta @visceralpotamus, Slavakov @"Minnesotafine", Olof @Accka, you will crack the safe once you get the signal from team one follow team three until they get into some epic fight that we can’t afford to show because we have no special effects budget. Im sure the safe will have traps but Pasta is a pro diver so im sure you guys will figure out a way to get there. Once there Olof will provide cover while Slavakov gets through the safe. Likely by using Pasta as a wrecking turtle. Olof can block pucks I assume that translates to deflecting bullets as well.
Team five ASM @KenitohMenara, Landon @efischermann, Glannis @Air Crou, you will be our covering fire once team four has the money or whatever it is we are stealing you will cover their escape. You will be positioned in an adjacent building. You can shoot a puck I assume that translates to guns as well.
Lastly Team 6 Narboza @nyumbayangu, Barry @MichaelLum30, Ragnar @SMD414, Uhtred @FiveForFighting, Elvis @canuckles, NBA @dmills3, Sailfish @Frostbite, Ako @advenny4 , you are the getaway drivers once team three and four reach the roof Narboza and Barry will pick them up in the chopper. I assume aliens and bees can fly a chopper. Then they will grab team five from the building next door. Meanwhile Ragnar and Uhtred will be waiting in a sick hummer for teams one and two. Then a car chase will ensue. Everyone is driving cool cars that can defy physics. Except NBA, he is on a motorcycle for cool factor and for the short joke.

If we pull this job off we will make 400 million. Well divided by 24 people. Plus we have to pay taxes on it and cover the cost of all these fancy cars and equipment. and the special effects won’t be cheap. Plus paying the washed up ufc fighter to show up but in the end we will make some money.

fever95 · 07-23-2021, 08:49 AM

My heist crew would consist of @Capt_Blitzkrieg as the brain. They have been the GM in St. Louis since Bouchard has been there and it only makes sense for them to be the brain of the operation. The brawn would be @gucci who was drafted with Bouchard and always compiles a lot of hits and that is why they would be the brawn. The wildcard would go to @TheSparkyDee who always does a lot of behind the scenes work for the Scarecrows and thus, this role makes sense for them.

***mastersheep*** · 07-23-2021, 08:59 AM

The Leader – @JR95 – Baltimore’s fearless leader. Poses as an everyday chef by day, but by night he’s really the BAP mastermind behind it all.
The Fixer – @Zoone16 – He knows a guy who knows a guy and will always find a way to get the job done.
The Muscle – @suavemente – He’ll scare people off just by looking at them with his intense stare. If you ever cross him, you’ll regret it.

CrazyMojito · 07-23-2021, 09:12 AM

My heist crew is all former teammates. @C9Van would be my hired gun to take out any threats, @James Truong would be eyes in the sky guiding us through all the traps and through the labyrinth, and most importantly @FinnRhys because he is a moose.

Moreorless89 · 07-23-2021, 10:44 AM

@juniped the brains

@Skeleton Party the scapegoat

@Carpy48 the getaway driver

@gurbs the honeypot

@Dextaria the rich person we shall mug sorry dex!

I think this team will have everything go smooth. Plus having a scapegoat already in place insures we shall escape without a problem! I put so much thought into this dex won’t even know he has been robbed.

Grapehead · 07-23-2021, 10:51 AM

For this heist I'm getting the old band back together:

- @tweedledunn as the brains
- @Beaver as the looks
- @Flowseidon as the muscle
- @ViN as the wild card
- @bilbo as the voice of reason
- @micool132 as the driver
- @Thunfish as the quiet mysterious one
- @King as the guy who disappears near the beginning
- @luketd as the double agent

Z-Whiz · 07-23-2021, 11:19 AM

Well, everyone knows the most important part of the crew is the fall man. So obviously I'll select @hotdog for that roll. I already blame him for everything, so it'd be much easier if he just tagged along and was actually guilty. Plus he knows not to snitch...

We then need a get away driver, so I'd have @Patty be that guy. He's the fastest guy on the ice, which means he loves speed. Speed and getting away go wing-in-wing (aka hand-in-hand for you humans).

For my gunman, I'll take the best shooter on Atlanta, @goldenglutes. When situations get sticky, this guy is not afraid to open fire and get the lead out.

For our lead guitarist/hype man, I'll bring along @micool132. He can get the led out in a different, yet just as important way. We know it's time to GTFO when he starts shredding his solo.

***Inf1d3l*** · 07-23-2021, 11:51 AM

@ImShiny would be the distraction, because he's so damn nice he's make everyone wanna talk to him

@"luketd" would be the mastermind, which is probably a problem when you think about it

@dmills3 would be the thief, because he's basically a halfling already with his height

Finally @39alaska39 would be the muscle, because he's a hockey ref, but he's prolly blind because of that

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