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Sly · 07-19-2021, 09:25 AM

Peanut Butter requires no help if he were to decide to rob a bank. Peanut Butter could take out all of the guards on his own with no further assistance. If Peanut Butter did invite others to help, it would only be so he could have a larger meal.

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*JURT* · 07-19-2021, 09:26 AM

We don't need a full crew to pull a heist, we only need the Beeg Yoshi to go to the bank and charm everyone with his doe eyes until they voluntarily give him all the money in the world. @bdu754

***Rangerjase*** · 07-19-2021, 09:41 AM

The name of the game is to get into any SHL locker room that you possibly can.

The man on the inside. Namely more important now. @reid . First and foremost you open the door.

Second, the rogue. @"Awesomecakes" , Once the door is open, you sneak on in and disable the alarm.

Third, Important guy @Rangerjase makes his way in once the alarm is disabled.

Fourth, the invisible hero. @leviadan . Nobody saw, nobody expected. The king had arrived.

Checkmate

KC15 · 07-19-2021, 09:46 AM

Although he's got the toughness side of things accounted for, I'm brining @dankoa Kaarlo Kekkonen along for the Brain role. Crafty little forward that's always thinking - Getting Open, Reading Offense and Defense, Passing and Handling the puck. Will be a great leader. I'm also going to bring my own player, Abel Skinner to specifically be the muscle. Been working on the Strength and Stamina so that should work. And you know what - that's it. No one else. Just have to split the dough if we take anyone else with us.

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***KaleSalad*** · 07-19-2021, 10:37 AM

Might as well have a Forge roster team here.
@gurbs would be the inside man giving out the info
@honkerrs be the brains behind the bid operation
@Acsolap would be the get away driver (on his bike)
@MyLittleHexxwould be the muscle
And I would just be along for the ride to help make sure this goes off without a hitch. The theft would go down by getting close and stealing his identity in order to get his bank info and security questions. Then drain the money and split it evenly.

3lewsers · 07-19-2021, 10:44 AM

Rob Wright is the brawn, Knute Knurtsson is the wild card, and Chris Goodname is the brain. Rob likes to rob, Knute is nuts, and Chris has a good name.

Talls · 07-19-2021, 10:45 AM

This one is easy. I am the hacker. @Ruggsy is the get away driver. @LordBirdman is the master mind. @Jumbobone19 is the muscle. @Thatguy91 is the sharp shooter. @micool132 is the wildcard. And @lespoils is the safe cracker.

**.bojo** · 07-19-2021, 10:57 AM

We in programming call the easiest but sloppiest path the "brute force" approach. We don't have time for planning or schemes, we just go into the bank with our nuts out and guns a blazin. Pojo Biscuit on the left, Slip McScruff aka Sniff MyNuts on the right, and old dusty fart Goku Muerto pushing up the middle.

Seymour · 07-19-2021, 11:03 AM

Listen, I do not need a crew for this because that means you have to split the reward. All I need is the cash in a bag then I will throw opened cans of beans behind me so that anybody chasing will slip and fall. Basically it is the perfect getaway.

Kyamprac · 07-19-2021, 11:13 AM

Kya - project manager I guess?
@Amidships - super smart hackerman
@r0tzbua - tactical shooty boy
@enigmatic - translator, language specialist
@inverted - wildcard, comic relief
@Mooty99 - mission extraction, helmsman (boat escappeee)

Wearingabear · 07-19-2021, 11:27 AM

In the Simulation Heist League, there's a special handful of people that would make the cut

leading the group:
@Boomcheck : It's simple, JODAN. That's it, that's all there is.

Brawn would be @Fitted2106 , a pittsburgh kid through and through. guy is tough as nails

Wildcard would be @bluesfan55 . You never know what's gonna set bloos off these days, and you never know the energy he'll bring to the table.

***By-Tor*** · 07-19-2021, 11:35 AM

@Capt_Blitzkrieg is obviously going to be the Brain, @TheSparkyDee is for sure the Wild Card, and @Geekusoid is the Brawn. All-star heist team assembled! "Pls rob luketd"

Credit to enigmatic, Merica, and tweedledunn for sigs

*slothfacekilla* · 07-19-2021, 12:03 PM

I am going to have to say that Jimmy is going to do a heist on his own so that he gets to keep all of the money for himself and does not have to split it with the other accomplices. Unfortunately for Jimmy he is incredibly dumb, so there is zero chance that he would pull it off and probably would wind up in jail.

***DrunkenTeddy*** · 07-19-2021, 12:08 PM

I'd really just use members of the development team (bojo, kenvald, talls) to slowly syphon money from Luke's account, all his purchases would show up as if he spent the regular amount, but we'd actually subtract 10% more from his balance and move it into a dummy account. It's foolproof!

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charlieconway · 07-19-2021, 12:39 PM

Quote:Shit like this makes me sick. Who does he think he is? Bragging about his 400 million bucks, while the rest of us fight for table scraps, barely able to feed our starving tpe addictions. I, for one, am tired of the top 1% not only hoarding the wealth but rubbing it in our faces.
So lets do something about it.

Your task: Assemble your heist crew out of SHL users. Label each member as the brain, the brawn, the wild card, or any other important role you can think of.
Feel free to tag your crew if you are comfortable doing so.
25 words minimum!

The Driver: Ricky Bobby. Technically an IA, but that doesn't matter, because when it's time to lose the cops after escaping the bank, who better to shake and bake?

The Muscle: Karl Krashwagen. Not only is he built like a brick shit house, but he also has a deadly shot, which might translate well to shooting actual guns, should the need arise.

The Brains: Adam Barron. Not that he's smart, per se, but he's seen plenty of heist movies and knows how to get out of a sticky situation quickly.

The Wild Card: Jason Voorhees. The North Stars' backup goalie could come in handy if the crew needs to slash their way out of dodge.

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