Verification word: hoot


Sarah Burke's career hasn't been the most exciting, so chances are the film studio would need to Hollywood things up quite a bit to make it interesting. I would think the movie would probably be a bit of a comedy, highlighting Canadian stereotypes and giving her a goofy accent and weird player habits that somehow involve maple leaves and maple syrup, maybe a guest appearance from a moose or some mounties somewhere. I iimagine there might even be a funny support actor like Shoresy from Letterkenney in there just for added effect.

Or maybe the movie would be an inspirational over-hyped drama that follows her through the many teams she's played in her time with the league, starting with her time in Saint Louis, moving on to her Four Star Cup run with Vancouver, then the gongshow that followed as she moved to progressively less illustrious teams from Hamilton Steelhawks to the Toronto North Stars then finally the Winnipeg Jets, later rebranded to Aurora. Would be fun to have a cliffhanger implying she might end up somewhere else at the end of it all to finish out her career.


+3 TPE


I would love to see Tonzy come back to activity. Despite his disgusting habit of microwaving salads, I love him anyways because he is just a really good dude and an even better friend who makes every game we play an enjoyable one. While his brother Southpaw is still engaged in the league as a general manager for Maine, it's always more fun to have both twins on board because it seems like they have an immensely positive impact on every community they touch. Tonzy in particular has a magic touch with sim engines when he puts his mind to it, and his magnetic personality and good sense of humor has always made things fun for anyone who interacts with him.


This is going to be a terrible build because I have no idea what I'm doing with forwards in this league, but I imagine Zoe Watts would probably come over as a Speedy Forward. She's a speed back in the ISFL and the first stat she ever pumped was speed - because in that sim, speed really is king. Her starter build (below) would probably end up being kind of shitty, but she'd be quick, agile, and ready to jump on offense which is right in line with how she likes to play football. I have no idea how she'd play on a pair of skates, but I imagine she'd figure it out fairly quickly. Similar to the ISFL, she probably wouldn't end up being a hall of famer but a fairly solid player in the long run overall.

Speedy Forward

Screening 5
Getting Open 12
Passing 10
Puckhandling 12
Shooting Accuracy 11
Shooting Range 10
Offensive Read 12

Checking 5
Faceoffs 5
Hitting 5
Positioning 5
Shot Blocking 5
Stickchecking 5
Defensive Read 5

Acceleration 13
Agility 13
Balance 13
Seped 15
Stamina 12
Strength 5
Fighting 5
Aggression 5
Bravery 5

Determination 15
Team Player 15
Leadership 15
Temperament 15
Professionalism 15


I know you've taken some flack for your PTs from some folks, but I appreciate the variety and the fact that they're rookie-friendly/you don't need to know a ton about the sim or even league happenings to be able to write something. For newer or casual players in particular this is nice, because they're still figuring things out and it can be super hard to write about a league you've only just joined or don't pay a ton of attention to. PTs are meant to keep people involved and if they're too much of a headache to write then people dread doing them, don't consistently earn, and maybe don't stay active. ISFL has started to write more creative rookie-friendly prompts the last few seasons, and I'm hoping PBE does the same one of these days.