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*Festinator* · 11-07-2021, 10:23 PM

Jonas had a dream that he was about to crack the tpe record for the league but then I missed the last mPT of the season and he was off by 1 tpe. Im so sorry Jonas

canes2112 · 11-07-2021, 10:26 PM

I once dreamt that I climbed to the top of a very tall tower made out of spaghetti and marshmallows then grew wings and jumped off the top only to plummet to my death.

Matteo · 11-07-2021, 10:42 PM

I actually had a vaguely SHL-related dream last night too. I dreamt that I was back in school, except all of my classmates were SHL players, and I got invited to go to @Evok's with a few others after school (this is where the SHL relatedness ends). Pretty much right after someone asked me if I wanted to a protest she was going to that night as well. In my dream I felt bad saying I'd rather go hang out with friends so I agreed to go, even though I didn't really feel strongly about her cause. Dream me figured I could make an appearance at the protest then head over to Evok's place where everyone was at. As I was driving to the protest, I took a roundabout onto a pretty busy one-way street, and for some reason eventually people started pushing my car into a bouncy castle which was set up on the street. As I got out of my car into the bouncy castle I realized that my car was blocking the exit and there was no way out, so I was trapped in this bouncy castle with people on top of it screaming about peta. I never did make my way to Evok's and after awhile of sitting in this bouncy castle around other people I woke up.

222 words, Slash you should have made this a regular PT Laughing

GCool · 11-07-2021, 10:57 PM

I had this recurring disc golf dream for a while. I'm at the Sula Open, which is a mid-major tournament that's in Norway. My walk-up song is by a band named Leprous, who are from Norway; the hometown crowd approves. I park the first drive right in time with the song, and the crowd erupts. They follow me for my round which is obviously sick. I wake up confident as ever [only to, most of the time, shank a bunch of shots out there].

Accka · 11-07-2021, 11:14 PM

So me and Eino were in ourblackhawk heli, flying to the trader to get supplies. I flew too low and we got shot at, but we survived. That was my last dream

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Big thanks to Pythonic(first sig evah), Sloth(first LAP sig<3) and Ragnar for their sigs<3

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.Laser · 11-07-2021, 11:19 PM

The weirdest dream I have ever had is when I was a child. The Burger King himself was for some reason chasing me and my little brothers around a boxing ring, and as I lifted my brother out to my other brother who had already escaped, the King grabbed my foot and pulled me down and started sawing my legs off at the upper thigh. This terrified me to the extent that I awoke, and when I awoke, my legs were tingling where the King had been sawing. I believe I just sat in the middle of the room with the light on for the rest of the night after that if I'm being honest.

Thanks to EAB and sulovien for the sigs!

Your Mothers Favorite Goalie · 11-08-2021, 12:12 AM

Once a long time ago as a kid I had a dream that all girls were giant evil monsters trying to eat the boys. but also all the boys were basically danny phantom? its like a weird attack on titan / nickelodeon crossover, but it was interesting

5ympathies · 11-08-2021, 12:34 AM

Last night I slept for 15 hours and had a fever dream involving the inability the leave a casino. Honestly, it wasn't bad because it was a nice place, had some drinks, there was a 24/7 food place and to top it all off, I was winning money. Not bad.

Thanks to JSS for the signature

**.bojo** · 11-08-2021, 01:04 AM

i had a dream that one day we would all be created equal, that all skaters would have the same advantages as others, and that all people from boston would not smell like smelly week-old brisket. also had a dream that i was a nascar driver. vroom vroom.

Steelhead77 · 11-08-2021, 01:19 AM

I had a dream that I was being chased by like 100 chickens who were upset I had eaten their family in the form of chicken parm, I was running and then fell into a giant hole of tomato sauce and almost drowned but there was a big floating bread roll that I was able to climb on top of, but I was stranded for a while and ended up eating all the bread and was drowning again, then @BarnabasCollins appeared at the top rim of the hole and leaped down doing a giant cannonball, the splash he made pushed us both up out of the hole and then all of a sudden we were sitting at a table eating a chicken parm pizza where the pizza itself was a giant chicken cutlet.

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- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
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Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45

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**leafsftw1967** · 11-08-2021, 01:22 AM

To be honest I do not really remember any of my dreams at all. Most nights I am so tired when I go to sleep that I just pass out haha

***hotdog*** · 11-08-2021, 01:37 AM

Actually just a couple of weeks ago I had a dream featuring my SHL friend and Atlanta teammate @CaptainCamel - we were friends in real life in this dream and all that happened in the dream is we were on a zoom call together? I didn't really remember more details at the time and I certainly don't now, but it'd be an honor to share a zoom screen with my buddy camel

NamelessNate · 11-08-2021, 02:11 AM

So some of us may know, but when you stop smoking certain plants your dreams become absolutely crazy. The craziest dream I've ever had after stopping such activities is one in which I was in a half submerged hotel that was completely made out of glass. The elevator was a flat square of plywood with a rolling desk chair tied on top of it. In order to use the elevator you had to pull yourself using a rope and pulley (which also supported the whole weight of you and the chair. When I got to the top floor everything was closed so I had to go back to the bottom floor, and upon returning a T-Rex was outside of the hotel on the ground level and using it's head to bash the glass walls. The walls broke and the hotel began to flood, and that's when I woke up.

***Benpachi*** · 11-08-2021, 03:20 AM

Remember a really crappy dream I had recently which was centered entirely around boring adult stress. I dreamt that I was late for work because my car wouldn't start, and I finally got it going only to realize it needed mechanical work, and then my power bill was delivered to my car and was several hundred dollars higher than normal, and when I got to work I got fired. It was stressful and made me grumpy that I wasted a good sleep on stress dreams.

MrRuihu · 11-08-2021, 03:24 AM

I had a dream that the job I applied for (In real life) accepted and had me on for a long time, full time career, that was an awesome dream and I loved it 100 percent

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