Last night I had a dream that I was replaying the beer league hockey game I was in, and was run over multiple times, and then I woke up and I was really sore so maybe it actually happened

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Akashi SixNine Jr. Updates


Akashi SixNine Jr. | TPE: 473 | Detroit Falcons | Hamilton Steelhawks
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(S61) Drafted 61st Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S61) Signed a 1-year, $2.5mm contract with the Detroit Falcons
(S62) Drafted 44th Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks
(S62) Signed a 1-year, $2.5mm contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
(S63) Signed a 1-year, $2.5mm contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
---------------------------- SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS ----------------------------
S61 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 24 | PTS: 40 | +/-: -24 | Hits: 95 | SB: 32
S62 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 16 | PTS: 37 | +/-: -54 | Hits: 141 | SB: 47
---------------------------- SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS ----------------------------
S61 | DET | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | +/-: E | Hits: 17 | SB: 4
S62 | DID NOT QUALIFY

After beating all of overcooked with my roommate I had horrible dreams of working in a kitchen and all the food moving around or burning and running the meals and making me very stressed out

I tried to learn how to lucid dream once, which involved using certain triggers to recognize you were in a dream. I managed to do it once, but then promptly woke up from the shock of realizing I was in a dream.

Andreas Kvalheim | LW | Toronto North Stars
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S47 TEX||GP: 50|G: 11|A: 11|P: 22|+/-: 5|PIM: 30|SOG: 88|HIT: 57|
SHL Career Statistics
TBD
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SHL Playoff Statistics
SHL Career Playoff Statistics
TBD
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S44 MTL||GP: 50|G: 7|A: 11|P: 18|+/-: 0|PIM: 32|SOG: 75|HIT: 57|
S45 MTL||GP: 50|G: 16|A: 19|P: 35|+/-: 13|PIM: 45|SOG: 120|HIT: 109|
S46 MTL||GP: 50|G: 17|A: 14|P: 31|+/-: 1|PIM: 48|SOG: 130|HIT: 119| 
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
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Transactions:
S44 - Drafted 1st round, 3rd overall by the Montreal Militia
S44 - Signed 1 year, $2M contract with the Montreal Militia
S45 - Drafted 1st round, 2nd overall by the Texas Renegades
S45 - Signed 3 year, $8M contract with the Texas Renegades
S48 - Signed 3 year, $12M contract with the Texas Renegades
S51 - Signed 4 year, $24M contract with the Texas Renegades
S55 - Signed 4 year, $20M contract with the Texas Renegades
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Awards/Achievements:
S45 - World Junior Championships Gold
S46 - World Junior Championships Silver
S50 - Jeff Dar Trophy
S52 - SHL Third Team All-Star
S54 - Jeff Dar Trophy
S54 - SHL Third Team All-Star
S55 - Jeff Dar Trophy
S56 - Jeff Dar Trophy
S59 - Challenge Cup
S59 - IIHF Bronze Medal
S62 - Challenge Cup
S65 - IIHF Bronze Medal
S66 - IIHF Bronze Medal
S67 - IIHF Gold Medal
S71 - IIHF Bronze Medal
S72 - IIHF Silver Medal


Kristian Eriksson | RW | Retired | Hall of Fame
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Height: 6'2"
Weight: 203 lbs
Number: 3
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S21 TOR||GP: 52|G: 14|A: 19|P: 33|+/-: 7|PIM: 43|Shots: 159|H: 86|
S22 TOR||GP: 52|G: 17|A: 10|P: 27|+/-: -7|PIM: 38|Shots: 136|H: 99|
S23 TOR||GP: 52|G: 20|A: 19|P: 39|+/-: -3|PIM: 62|Shots: 159|H: 101|
S24 TOR||GP: 52|G: 19|A: 22|P: 41|+/-: -8|PIM: 91|Shots: 195|H: 129|
S25 TOR||GP: 50|G: 21|A: 29|P: 50|+/-: 2|PIM: 52|Shots: 181|H: 157|
S26 TOR||GP: 50|G: 13|A: 24|P: 37|+/-: -2|PIM: 77|Shots: 141|H: 144|
S27 TOR||GP: 50|G: 16|A: 19|P: 35|+/-: 4|PIM: 69|Shots: 166|H: 119|
S28 TOR||GP: 50|G: 24|A: 21|P: 45|+/-: 16|PIM: 43|Shots: 212|H: 108|
S29 TOR||GP: 50|G: 20|A: 16|P: 36|+/-: -5|PIM: 52|Shots: 219|H: 153|
S30 TOR||GP: 50|G: 24|A: 28|P: 52|+/-: 16|PIM: 54|Shots: 228|H: 212|
S31 TOR||GP: 50|G: 27|A: 35|P: 62|+/-: 19|PIM: 58|Shots: 229|H: 167|
S32 TOR||GP: 50|G: 23|A: 18|P: 41|+/-: -7|PIM: 44|Shots: 232|H: 212|
S33 TOR||GP: 50|G: 24|A: 19|P: 43|+/-: 4|PIM: 53|Shots: 205|H: 213|
S34 TOR||GP: 50|G: 25|A: 18|P: 43|+/-: 9|PIM: 65|Shots: 224|H: 187|
S35 TOR||GP: 50|G: 16|A: 20|P: 36|+/-: -1|PIM: 32|Shots: 187|H: 92|
S36 TOR||GP: 50|G: 20|A: 19|P: 39|+/-: -1|PIM: 4|Shots: 233|H: 18|
S37 TOR||GP: 50|G: 21|A: 34|P: 55|+/-: 2|PIM: 24|Shots: 219|H: 66|
S38 TOR||GP: 50|G: 27|A: 29|P: 56|+/-: -15|PIM: 5|Shots: 246|H: 32|
S39 TOR||GP: 50|G: 31|A: 32|P: 63|+/-: 11|PIM: 4|Shots: 270|H: 12|
S40 TOR||GP: 50|G: 26|A: 33|P: 59|+/-: 16|PIM: 4|Shots: 218|H: 12|
S41 TOR||GP: 50|G: 19|A: 23|P: 42|+/-: -7|PIM: 6|Shots: 178|H: 35|
S42 TOR||GP: 50|G: 18|A: 11|P: 29|+/-: -13|PIM: 12|Shots: 136|H: 38|
S43 TOR||GP: 50|G: 11|A: 9|P: 20|+/-: -20|PIM: 6|Shots: 117|H: 34|
S44 TOR||GP: 50|G: 13|A: 16|P: 29|+/-: 17|PIM: 6|Shots: 107|H: 45|
SHL Career Statistics
GP: 1208|G: 489|A: 523|P: 1012|+/-: 34|PIM: 904|Shots: 4597|H: 2471|
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S21 TOR||GP: 7|G: 3|A: 2|P: 5|+/-: 1|PIM: 0|Shots: 26|H: 15|
S24 TOR||GP: 7|G: 3|A: 3|P: 6|+/-: 3|PIM: 21|Shots: 26|H: 16|
S26 TOR||GP: 14|G: 4|A: 9|P: 13|+/-: 6|PIM: 24|Shots: 57|H: 60|
S27 TOR||GP: 9|G: 2|A: 3|P: 5|+/-: 0|PIM: 10|Shots: 29|H: 23|
S28 TOR||GP: 5|G: 2|A: 0|P: 2|+/-: 4|PIM: 4|Shots: 25|H: 7|
S29 TOR||GP: 11|G: 2|A: 5|P: 7|+/-: -1|PIM: 6|Shots: 41|H: 29|
S31 TOR||GP: 12|G: 7|A: 5|P: 12|+/-: 3|PIM: 12|Shots: 63|H: 36|
S33 TOR||GP: 11|G: 7|A: 10|P: 17|+/-: 5|PIM: 8|Shots: 54|H: 51|
S34 TOR||GP: 7|G: 0|A: 5|P: 5|+/-: -5|PIM: 4|Shots: 33|H: 20|
S35 TOR||GP: 17|G: 10|A: 10|P: 20|+/-: -3|PIM: 2|Shots: 82|H: 37|
S36 TOR||GP: 6|G: 2|A: 3|P: 5|+/-: 0|PIM: 0|Shots: 28|H: 5|
S37 TOR||GP: 18|G: 3|A: 8|P: 11|+/-: -4|PIM: 8|Shots: 80|H: 27|
S44 TOR||need to add
SHL Career Playoff Statistics
GP: 124|G: 45|A: 63|P: 108|+/-: 9|PIM: 99|Shots: 544|H: 326|
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S19 KEL||GP: 40|G: 14|A: 12|P: 26|+/-: -4|PIMS: 6|Shots: 86|H: 21|
S20 KEL||GP: 40|G: 13|A: 22|P: 35|+/-: 6|PIMS: 4|Shots: 140|H: 21|
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S19 KEL||GP: 6|G: 2|A: 1|P: 3|+/-: -2|PIMS: 0|Shots: 14|H: 1|
S20 KEL||GP: 17|G: 11|A: 9|P: 20|+/-: 6|PIMS: 4|Shots: 57|H: 5|
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Transactions:
S19 - Drafted 1st round, 6th overall by the Kelowna Knights
S19 - Signed 1 year, $2M contract with Kelowna
S20 - Drafted 2nd round, 13th overall by the Toronto North Stars 
S20 - Signed 3 year, $7.5M contract with Toronto
S23 - Signed 4 year, $14M contract with Toronto
S27 - Signed 5 year, $10M contract with Toronto
S32 - Signed 4 year, $15M contract with Toronto
S36 - Signed 3 year, $15M contract with Toronto
S39 - Signed 2 year, $12M contract with Toronto
S41 - Signed 2 year, $7M contract with Toronto
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Awards/Achievements:
S19 - Michael Astorino Award (Hardest Working Player - Kelowna Knights)
S19 - Zach Miller Trophy Finalist
S20 - John McBride Award (Playoff MVP - Kelowna Knights)
S20 - Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Leading Scorer in the SMJHL Playoffs)
S21 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal
S22 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal
S23 - IHF World Championships Bronze Medal
S24 - Named Captain of the Toronto North Stars
S24 - All-Star Game Starter
S25 - First Team All-Star
S25 - Jeff Dar Trophy Finalist
S27 - IHF World Championships Silver Medal
S28 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal
S29 - IHF World Championships Gold Medal
S30 - Third Team All-Star
S31 - First Team All-Star
S31 - Jeff Dar Trophy Finalist
S31 - Ron Mexico Trophy
S35 - Challenge Cup
S35 - Anton Razov Trophy
S37 - Third Team All-Star
S39 - First Team All-Star
S39 - Jay McDonald Trophy
S40 - First Team All-Star
S44 - First player in SHL history to reach 1000 points
S46 - Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame


Raymond Lindsay | RW | Retired | Hall of Fame
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 207 lbs
Number: 7
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NWJHL Career Statistics
S2 ANA||GP: 30|G: 29|A: 24|P: 53|+/-: 12|PIMS: 34|Shots: 117|H: 45|SB: 8|
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NWJHL Playoff Statistics
S2 ANA||GP: 7|G: 5|A: 5|P: 10|+/-: 1|PIMS: 20|Shots:20|H: 6|SB: 2|
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SHL Statistics
S3 HAM||GP: 40|G: 14|A: 5|P: 19|+/-: 0|PIMS: 60|Shots: 82|H: 60|SB: 10|    
S4 HAM||GP: 40|G: 11|A: 9|P: 20|+/-: 0|PIMS: 16|Shots: 98|H: 54|SB: 19|  
S5 HAM||GP: 40|G: 16|A: 16|P: 32|+/-: 11|PIMS: 32|Shots: 161|H: 60|SB: 10|
S6 HAM||GP: 60|G: 26|A: 29|P: 55|+/-: 8|PIMS: 20|Shots: 247|H: 95|SB: 46|
S7 HAM||GP: 50|G: 15|A: 30|P: 45|+/-: -3|PIMS: 27|Shots: 192|H: 78|SB: 24|
S8 HAM||GP: 50|G: 21|A: 20|P: 41|+/-: -3|PIMS: 126|Shots: 174|H: 61|SB: 14|
S9 HAM||GP: 50|G: 25|A: 34|P: 59|+/-: 24|PIMS: 56|Shots: 123|H: 104|SB: 17|
S10 HAM||GP: 50|G: 16|A: 39|P: 55|+/-: 23|PIMS: 63|Shots: 118|H: 87|SB: 14|
S11 HAM||GP: 50|G: 21|A: 22|P: 43|+/-: 8|PIMS: 46|Shots: 91|H: 91|SB: 9|
S12 HAM||GP: 50|G: 12|A: 11|P: 23|+/-: 4|PIMS: 12|Shots: 111|H: 34|SB: 2|
S13 HAM/CAL||GP: 50|G: 13|A: 14|P: 27|+/-: 6|PIMS: 10|Shots: 107|H: 42|SB: 1|
S14 CAL||GP: 50|G: 5|A: 3|P: 8|+/-: -4|PIMS: 14|Shots: 49|H: 94|SB: 3|
SHL Career Statistics
GP: 580|G: 195|A: 232|P: 427|+/-: 74|PIMS: 482|Shots: 1553|H: 860|SB: 169|  
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S3 HAM||GP: 15|G: 4|A: 5|P: 9|+/-: 1|PIMS: 12|Shots:50|H: 26|SB: 9|
S4 HAM||GP: 5|G: 1|A: 1|P: 2|+/-: -1|PIMS: 0|Shots:10|H: 3|SB: 2|
S5 HAM||GP: 12|G: 5|A: 3|P: 8|+/-: 4|PIMS: 18|Shots:49|H: 20|SB: 3|
S7 HAM||GP: 14|G: 4|A: 5|P: 9|+/-: 0|PIMS: 18|Shots:49|H: 17|SB: 5|
S11 HAM||GP: 15|G: 6|A: 10|P: 16|+/-: 0|PIMS: 25|Shots:34|H: 24|SB: 2|
S12 HAM||GP: 5|G: 2|A: 3|P: 5|+/-: -1|PIMS: 0|Shots:13|H: 2|SB: 0|
SHL Career Playoff Statistics
GP: 46|G: 14|A: 14|P: 28|+/-: 4|PIMS: 48|Shots: 158|H: 66|SB: 19|
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Transactions:
Drafted 26th overall by Anaheim in the S2 NWJHL Draft
Drafted 3rd overall by Hamilton in the S3 SHL Entry Draft
Signed a 3 Year/12 Million contract with Hamilton
Signed a 2 Year/8 Million extension with Hamilton
Modified contract to 2mil per year
Signed a 5 Year/2.5 Million extension with Hamilton
Traded to Calgary in S13
Retired at end of S14
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Awards/Achievements:
S2 NWJHL All-Star
S2 Aaron Brown Trophy
S2 Drayson Williams Trophy Winner
S3 Calder Trophy Winner
SHL All-Star S5, S6, S7, S8
IHF Team Canada S4, S5, S6, S7, S8
S4 IHF Silver
Prince George Firebirds GM S4-S5, Co-GM S9-S10
S4 Four Star Cup (GM)
S5 IHF Gold
Hamilton Steelhawks GM S5-S8
S6 IHF Gold
S7 IHF Gold
S11 Challenge Cup
Retired ~15th in all-time scoring
S20- Inducted into Steelhawks Hall of Fame
S22- Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame

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I dreamt once that FHM allowed each team and player to build and set completely unique tactics based on their specific strengths and weaknesses. The tactic descriptions actually made sense and the game explained how certain tactics and roles work. It was logical for once.

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Past Players

S51-71 || Sven Yxskaft || Defenseman || New England Wolfpack || 2315 TPE peak
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Height: 5'11"
Weight: 187 lbs
Birthplace: Sweden
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Achievements:
**** S70 - Challenge Cup Champion ****
S70 - IIHF Silver Medal
S69 - IIHF Silver Medal
**** S68 - IIHF Gold Medal ****
S65 - Eastern Conference All-Star
S64 - IIHF Silver Medal
S64 - Eastern Conference All-Star
S62 - Nominated for the Scott Stevens(Best Defenseman) award
S62 - Nominated for the Joe McKeil(Best Coach) award
**** S62 - All-time TPE leader ****
S61 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award
S61 - Nominated for the Lance Uppercut(Best GM) award
S61 - Most (current)TPE in the SHL
S60 - IIHF Bronze Medal
S60 - Eastern Conference All-Star Game representative
S59 - Won the Damian Littleton(Most Dedicated) Award
S59 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award
**** S54 - 4 Star Cup Champion ****
S54 - Nominated for the Brodie Witzel Trophy(Playoffs MVP)
S54 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman)
S54 - Traded as a rental for a Reddit 1st
S53 - WJC Silver Medal
S53 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman)
S53 - Nominated for the Zach Miller Trophy(Most Dedicated)
S53 - SMJHL All-Star Team West
S52 - IIHF Silver Medal
S52 - WJC Bronze Medal
S51 - WJC Silver Medal
S51 - Nominated for the Commisioner's Award of Excellence
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Transactions:
S55 - Called up to the SHL, New England Wolfpack
S54 - Traded to Carolina Kraken
S52 - Drafted 5th Overall by NEW in the SHL Entry Draft
S51 - Drafted 14th Overall by VAN in the SMJHL Entry Draft

I had a dream that Corey Kennedy was an actually good player, but then I woke up and remembered that he is actually quite shit. So that's really awkward for me I guess.

Matsmith Soderberg-Tremblay || Left Wing/Center || #13 || Newfoundland Berserkers
S65 Rookie



Corey Kennedy (RETIRED) || Defense || #13 || Chicago Syndicate/Newfoundland Berserkers - Chicago Syndicate GM || S47 ||
Age: 21
Birthplace: Kinsale, County Cork, Ireland
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 205 lbs
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
Anaheim Outlaws S46 (Rookie): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 10, P: 16, +/-: -3, PIM: 24, SHT: 60, PPP: 7
Anaheim Outlaws S47: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 15, P: 22, +/-: -6, PIM: 10, SHT: 58, PPP: 4
SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics:
Anaheim Outlaws S46: GP: 3, G: 2, A: 0, P: 2, +/-: -2, PIM: 0, SHT: 5, PPP: 1
Anaheim Outlaws S47: GP: 18, G: 7, A: 4, P: 11, +/-: -3, PIM: 10, SHT: 21, PPP: 3
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Transactions & Accomplishments: 
S46: Drafted 2nd overall by the Anaheim Outlaws
S46 SMJHL All-Star
S47 Four Star Cup Champion
S47: Drafted 3rd overall by the Chicago Syndicate



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Most of my dreams are work related. In that, I often dream that I'm late for work or that I've gotten that I was scheduled to work today and then wake up and have to check my schedule on my phone.

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Andren Akerson (Present)
Adrik Baranov (S55 to S70)
Rurik Razin (S32 to S44)
Roy Razin (S17 to S32) (HOF/Rage HOF)
Audun Wissink (S5 to S15)

I once had a dream that Daniel Smeb was voted the best Smeb in SHL history. When I woke up I realized that this dream was actually a nightmare.

Käri Bärköv || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED  
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 93
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Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
>Number: 93
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Regular Season Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 40 G: 29 A: 25 P: 54 +/-: 21 H: 77 PIM: 42
S11 CHI:   GP: 40 G: 16 A: 14 P: 30 +/-: -39 H: 66 PIM: 10
S12 CGY: GP: 50 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -16 H: 57 PIM: 2
S13 CGY: GP: 50 G: 8 A: 13 P: 21 +/-: 20 H: 34 PIM: 24  
S14 CGY: GP: 50 G: 13 A: 13 P: 26 +/-: 5 H: 73 PIM: 32
S15 CGY: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 31 P: 41 +/-: 5 H: 128 PIM: 54
S16 CGY: GP: 50 G: 19 A: 15 P: 34 +/-: 0 H: 97 PIM: 16
S17 CGY: GP: 50 G: 23 A: 25 P: 48 +/-: +6 H: 136 PIM: 17
S18 CGY: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 21 P: 35  +/-: -11 H: 130 PIM: 32
S19 CGY: GP: 50 G: 16 A: 17 P: 33 +/-: +4 H: 143 PIM: 47
S20 CGY: GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26  P: 46 +/-: +14 H: 113 PIM: 32
S21 CGY: GP: 50 G: 12 A: 19 P: 31 +/-: 4 H: 146 PIM: 76
S22 CGY/EDM: GP: 51 G: 10 A: 12 P: 22 +/-: -7 H: 102
PIM: 43

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Playoff Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 12 G: 6 A: 9 P: 15 +/-: 6 H: 28 PIM: 25 FO: 50.00%
S11 CHI:  GP: 6 G: 5 A: 4 P: 9 +/-: 2 H: 12 PIM: 2
S12 CGY: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 3 H: 4 PIM: 0  
S13 CGY: GP: 11 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/-: 4 H: 6 PIM: 4  
S14 CGY: GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 P: 2 +/-: -3 H: 13 PIM: 10
S15 CGY: GP: 14 G: 2 A: 3 P: 5 +/-: -1 H: 28 PIM: 12
S16 CGY: GP: 11 G: 7 A: 7 P: 14 +/-: 5 H: 29 PIM: 2
S17 CGY: GP: 6 : G: 3 A: 3 P: 6 =/-: +0 H: 26
PIM: 0
S18 CGY: GP: 4 G: 3 A: 0 P: 3 +/-: -1 H: 10 PIM: 0
S19 CGY: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/- 0 H: 16 PIM: 8
S22 CGY: GP: 12 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 6 H:19 PIM: 12
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IHF Statistics:
WJC Finland Season 10: GP: 14 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -13 H: 17 PIM: 4
WJC Finland Season 11: GP:9 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -5 PIM: 2
IHF Finland (career totals): GP: 35 G: 13 A: 19 P: 32 +/-: +4 H: 64  PIM: 8
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[pbl]Transactions:
Signed with Vancouver Whalers for 2 Million
Named Assistant Captain of the Vancouver Whalers
Drafted 22nd overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S11 SHL Entry Draft
Signed 3 year 11 million ELC with Calgary Dragons
Named Assistant Captain of the Chicago Hitmen
Named CO-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
Named CO-GM of the Calgary Dragons
Named Head GM of the Calgary Dragons
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Awards:
S10 NWJHL Championship
S10 IHF WJ Bronze Medal
Season 11 Michael Haan trophy winner for most dedicated player
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 13 JJ Krever award for best GM (shared with Kain Webb)
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 14 JJ Krever runner up
Season 14 IHF Silver Medal
Season 15 Aidan Richan winner
Season 17 First All-Star Team
Season 17 Aidan Richan winner
Season 18 IHF Bronze Medal
Season 18 Damian Littleton Nominee

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Parker Smeb || RD || Chicago Syndicate || 1473 TPE
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 P: 27 +/-: 9 H: 68 SB: 5
S46 COL:  GP: 40 G: 22 A: 19 P: 41 +/-: 2 H: 127 SB: 3
SMJHL Play-Off Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 16 G: 6 A: 4 P: 10 +/-: 8 H: 13 SB: 0
S46 COL: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 0 P: 2  +/-: 1 H: 20 SB: 3
SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 18 P: 28 +/-: -12 H: 138 SB: 11
S48 CHI: 50 G: 8 A: 9 P: 17 +/-: -19 H: 119 SB: 8  
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 20 P: 34 +/-: 5 H: 77 SB: 15
SHL Play-Off Statistics
S47 CHI: GP: 9 G: 1 A: 3 P: 4 +/-: -3 H: 9 SB: 0
International Statistics:
S45 WJ WOR GP: 21 G: 4 A: 5 P: 9 +/-: -1 H: 51 SB: 3
S46 WJ WOR GP: 30 G: 11 A: 7 P: 18 +/-: -5 H: 62 SB: 4
S47 JPN GP: 12 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -4 H: 34 SB: 4
S48 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 3 P: 7 +/-: -9 H: 50 SB: 4
S49 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5 +/-:+2 H: 37 SB: 4
CAREER: GP: 87 G: 28 A: 18 P: 46 +/-: -17 H: 234 SB: 19




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"“HA HA! THIS GAME WILL NEVER END! I POSSESS THE SOUL OF EVERY GOALIE ON TEAM B!! CREW 4 LIFE!! SIGN WITH EDMONTON FOR THE CUP!!!” cackled Belial as he placed a Fedora on his head."
SMJHL Commisioner S17-S26
Calgary Dragons GM S14-S23

I tend not to remember many dreams unfortunately. I have a bad habit of waking up and immediately forgetting what happened during last night at all.

[S46] Michael Scarn - F - Philadelphia Forge
Drafted #17 Overall Season 45 Draft by Colorado Raptors
Drafted #27 Overall Season 46 Draft by Winnipeg Jets
TPE: 1500 | Lifetime TPE: 2122 | Peak TPE: 2057
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Career Highlights:
5x SHL Challenge Cup (S55, S56, S58, S61, S63)
2x SHL All-Star 1st Team (S57, S58)
2x SHL All-Star 3rd Team (S55, S56)
1x Sarmad Khan Trophy (S57)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S57)
1x IIHF Silver Medal (S53)
2x IIHF Bronze Medal (S49, S54)
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SHL Regular Season:
SHL S47 (WPG): 50 GP, 15 G, 11 A, 26 P, +/-: +3, 24 Hits
SHL S48 (WPG): 50 GP, 08 G, 15 A, 23 P, +/-: +2, 24 Hits
SHL S49 (WPG): 50 GP, 11 G, 13 A, 24 P, +/-: -9, 33 Hits
SHL S50 (BUF): 50 GP, 12 G, 12 A, 24 P, +/-: +4, 68 Hits
SHL S51 (BUF): 50 GP, 15 G, 15 A, 30 P, +/-: +1, 7 Hits
SHL S52 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 25 A, 45 P, +/-: +3, 8 Hits
SHL S53 (BUF): 50 GP, 19 G, 34 A, 53 P, +/-: +11, 157 Hits
SHL S54 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 38 A, 58 P, +/-: +32, 107 Hits
SHL S55 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 40 A, 60 P, +/-: +34, 123 Hits
SHL S56 (HAM): 50 GP, 13 G, 42 A, 55 P, +/-: +37, 124 Hits
SHL S57 (HAM): 66 GP, 36 G, 57 A, 93 P, +/-: +54, 129 Hits
SHL S58 (HAM): 66 GP, 36 G, 45 A, 81 P, +/-: +11, 141 Hits
SHL S59 (SEA): 66 GP, 18 G, 41 A, 59 P, +/-: +17, 142 Hits
SHL S60 (SEA/HAM): 64 GP, 23 G, 39 A, 62 P, +/-: -7, 112 Hits
SHL S61 (HAM): 66 GP, 27 G, 33 A, 60 P, +/-: +45, 112 Hits
SHL S62 (HAM): 66 GP, 27 G, 43 A, 70 P, +/-: +41, 95 Hits
SHL S63 (HAM): 66 GP, 24 G, 32 A, 56 P, +/-: +43, 82 Hits
SHL S64 (PHI): 66 GP, 23 G, 31 A, 54 P, +/-: +29, 79 Hits

Career: 1026 GP, 367 G, 566 A, 933 P, +/-: +351, 1567 Hits
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
S44 WJC Gold Medal, Team Czechoslovakia
S46 WJC Gold Medal, Team Czechoslovakia
S48 SHL Cole Reinhart Trophy, Winnipeg Jets
S49 IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Czechia
S52 SHL Nomination for Aiden Richard Trophy - Most Improved Player
S53 IIHF Silver Medal, Team Czechia
S54 SHL Nomination for Jeff Dar Trophy - Best Two-Way Forward
S54 IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Czechia
S55 SHL Challenge Cup, Buffalo Stampede
S55 SHL All-Star 3rd Team
S56 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks
S56 SHL All-Star 3rd Team
S57 SHL All-Star 1st Team
S57 SHL Sergei Karpotsov Trophy - Most Points
S57 SHL Sarmad Khan Trophy - MVP Voted by Players
S58 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks
S58 SHL All-Star 1st Team
S61 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks
S63 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks
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Transactions:
S46 Signed 1 YR / $5.5M contract with Winnipeg Jets
S46 Traded to Halifax Raiders from Colorado Raptors
S47 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Winnipeg Jets
S48 Signed 3 YR / $18M extension with Winnipeg Jets
S50 Traded to Buffalo Stampede from Winnipeg Jets
S50 Signed 5 YR / $30M extension with Buffalo Stampede
S55 Opted out of 1 YR / $6.0M mutual option with Buffalo Stampede
S55 Signed 1 YR / $8.0M extension with Buffalo Stampede
S56 Signed 1 YR / $9.5M contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S57 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks
S58 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks
S59 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Seattle Argonauts
S60 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Seattle Argonauts
S60 Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks from Seattle Argonauts
S61 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S62 Signed 1 YR / $5.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks
S63 Signed 1 YR / $5.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks
S64 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Philadelphia Forge
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Playoff Statistics:
SHL S48 (WPG): 19 GP, 6 G, 8 A, 14 P, +/-: +5
SHL S49 (WPG): 5 GP, 1 G, 0 A, 1 P, +/-: -1
SHL S50 (BUF): 6 GP, 3 G, 1 A, 4 P, +/-: +3
SHL S51 (BUF): 8 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, +/-: +5
SHL S52 (BUF): 15 GP, 6 G, 4 A, 10 P, +/-: -1
SHL S53 (BUF): 4 GP, 0 G, 3 A, 3 P, +/-: -1
SHL S54 (BUF): 13 GP, 2 G, 6 A, 8 P, +/-: -2
SHL S55 (BUF): 17 GP, 6 G, 7 A, 13 P, +/-: +6
SHL S56 (HAM): 18 GP, 6 G, 13 A, 19 P, +/-: +7
SHL S57 (HAM): 14 GP, 5 G, 9 A, 14 P, +/-: 0
SHL S58 (HAM): 19 GP, 6 G, 17 A, 23 P, +/-: -4
SHL S59 (SEA): 10 GP, 6 G, 3 A, 9 P, +/-: -2
SHL S60 (HAM): 10 GP, 1 G, 7 A, 8 P, +/-: -2
SHL S61 (HAM): 19 GP, 6 G, 15 A, 21 P, +/-: +17
SHL S62 (HAM): 22 GP, 3 G, 11 A, 14 P, +/-: +4
SHL S63 (HAM): 25 GP, 5 G, 9 A, 14 P, +/-: +5

Career: 224 GP, 64 G, 116 A, 180 P, +/-: +39

 

I do not really remember my dreams very well. It is something that I have never really been good at thoughout all of my days. I am hoping, as I get older, that I can maybe get a little bit better and maybe a little bit wiser throughout my old age.

I don’t remember my dreams, never have. I know I do dream every once and a while, but I couldn’t tell you anything about them. The only dream I have ever been able to recall was with Pee Wee Herman chasing me on his bike while trying to shot me with a machine gun.

sig by @Bruins10 

       

 

Lyle Odelein III || D || New Orleans Specter || Crow Alum || Team Canada
Name: Lyle Odelein III
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 24 

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
 S47 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +13 | H: 25 | SB: 22 | S: 13 PIMS: 26
 S48 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 24 | P: 33 | +/-: +9 | H: 87 | SB: 62| | S: 80 | PIMS: 62

 S49 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 29 | P: 33 | +/-: -1 | H: 26 | SB: 65| | S: 76 | PIMS: 20

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SHL Regular Season Stats
 S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 14 | P: 15 | +/-: +18 | H: 76 | SB: 40 | S: 40 PIMS: 26

 S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 11 | P: 14 | +/-: +8 | H: 54 | SB: 30 | S: 28 PIMS: 30 

 S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 20 | P: 25 | +/-: +11 | H: 70 | SB: 55 | S: 95 PIMS: 32 

 S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | +/-: +4 | H: 91 | SB: 52 | S: 100 PIMS: 28 

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WJC Tournament

 S47 | CAN | GP: 26 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +8 | H: 13 | SB: 21 | S: 13 PIMS: 10

 S48 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 14 | P: 16 | +/-: +11 | H: 22 | SB: 24 | S: 13 PIMS: 14 

 S49 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: +5 | H: 24 | SB: 12 | S: 12 PIMS: 8 

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IIHF Tournament
 S49 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 - | H: 0 | SB: 2 | S: 2 PIMS: 0

 S50 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 - | H: 3 | SB: 10 | S: 3 PIMS: 0

 S51 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 - | H: 7 | SB: 10 | S: 10 PIMS: 2
 S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 - | H: 9 | SB: 12 | S: 28 PIMS: 6

 S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 12 - | H: 17 | SB: 13 | S: 25 PIMS: 14

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Career achievements

S47 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada

S48 - SMJHL - Named Alternate Captain for St. Louis Scarecrows 

S48 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada 

S48 - WJC - Won Harvey Danger award w/ Team Canada - best defender at WJC 

S50 - SHL - Called up to play for NOLA 

S50 - IIHF - Won bronze medal w/ Team Canada 

S52 - Named Alternate Captain for New Orleans Specters

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When I was doing group hardcore ironman OSRS with the homies I kept having dreams that I or one of my friends would die pointlessly ruining all my extremely careful progress. Turns out dreams can tell the future and im a prophet.

Valentin Kalashnikov || D || Baltimore Platoon || 2106 TPE

6'3'' || 225 lbs || Grozny, Russian Federation

S52 SMJHL Entry Draft 5th Overall (Halifax Raiders)

S53 SHL Draft 12th Overall (Tampa Bay Barracuda)

S52 WJC IIHF Champion (UCORCAL)

S53 WJC IIHF Bronze (UCORCAL)

S55 WJC IIHF Champion (UCORCAL)

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SMJHL Season Stats

Szn || Team || GP ||  G||  A||  P|| +/- || HIT || SHB || TOI ||

S52 || HFX  || 50 ||  4|| 11|| 14 ||  -7 ||  85 ||  47 || 1093|| 

S53 || MET || 50 ||  9|| 14|| 23 ||  -13 ||  166 ||  85 || 23:20 ||

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Playoffs Stats

Szn || Team || GP  || G || A || P || +/- || HIT || SHB || TOI ||

S52 || HFX  || 6/6 || 0 || 4 || 4 ||  +2 ||  12 ||  5 || 127 ||

S53 || MET  || DNQ || 0 || 0 || 0 ||  0 ||  0 ||  0 || 0 ||

        

I once dreamed that my player had a positive plus/minus, then I woke up to reality hitting me with the fact that it will never actually happen.

I could have sworn I had a dream about test simming but then when the sun starting peeking through my blinds, I realized that I had just stayed up again for no reason other than to see numbers.

Ryuuji Minamino | RW | Syndicate | S53 | 1265 TPE
Birthplace: Sapporo, Japan
Height: 6'3" | Weight: 210lb
SMJHL S52 Draft 56th Overall (NLB)
SHL S53 Draft 11th Overall (CHI)
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SMJHL Regular Season
S52 | 50GP | 3G   | 5A   | 8P   | -5  | 16 PIM | 32 Hits |
S53 | 50GP | 16G | 19A | 36P | +5 | 30 PIM | 46 Hits |
S54 | 50GP | 25G | 28A | 53P | +23 | 22 PIM | 20 Hits |
S55 | 50GP | 21G | 35A | 56P | +17 | 12 PIM | 33 Hits |
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SMJHL Playoff Season
S52 | 10GP | 1G | 0A | 1P | -4 | 2 PIM | 6 Hits |
S53 | 7GP   | 2G | 3A | 5P | -1 | 2 PIM | 12 Hits |
S54 | 14GP   | 9G | 8A | 17P | +11 | 4 PIM | 7 Hits |
S55 | 17GP   | 5G | 8A | 13P | +6 | 9 PIM | 13 Hits |

I sometimes have dreams where my teeth become brittle and start falling out of my mouth or getting cracked and destroyed. It is always terrible and I hate those dreams.

Jean-François Bokassa


Proud Father of Johnny Wagner-Svenson


Sven Svenson Career Stats

Sven Svenson | LW | #10 | San Francisco Pride | Peak 2,259 TPE
Birthplace: Stockholm, Swedend
Height: 6' 2"   Weight: 210 lbs
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SHL
Highlights:
S51 WJC Silver Medal - Team Sweden
S52 Drafted 34th overall in the SMJHL Draft - Colorado Raptors
S52 WJC Bronze Medal - Team Sweden
S52 IIHF Silver Medal - Team Sweden
S53 Drafted 15th overall in the SHL Draft - San Francisco Pride
S53 Colorado Raptors Alternate Captain
S53 WJC Silver Medal - Team Sweden
S56 IIHF Bronze Medal - Team Sweden
Named S57 San Francisco Pride Captain
S63 Ron Mexico Award Winner


Richard Hogsworth | GM of the Colorado Raptors | S56 - S59
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Co-GM: S54-S55
Regular Season
  SEASON         TEAM          GP            W            L          OTL        P     
       54           |     COL     |     50      |      24      |    21     |     5      |    53      
       55           |     COL     |     50      |      27      |    18     |     5      |    59      
       56           |     COL     |     50      |      24      |    24     |     2      |    50     
       57           |     COL     |     66      |      33      |    27     |     6      |    72     
       58           |     COL     |     66      |      34      |    27     |     5      |    73     
       59           |     COL     |     66      |      35      |    23     |     8      |    78     
  CAREER    |                  |    348     |     170     |   140    |     31    |   385     
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Playoffs
S54 - Eliminated in the Western Conference Semi-Finals
S55 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
S56 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
S57 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
S58 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals
S59 - Eliminated in the Conference Semi-Finals

  

I dreamt that one day that me and JNH went on a romantic picnic in the park. And we walked around holding hands, then threw eggs at SDcore.