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Nirvana's dumb is my favourite song. The break in the chorus is particularly beautiful to me.
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Skin the sun, fall asleep Wish away, soul is cheap Lesson learned, wish me luck Soothe the burn, wake me up"
Karl just really loves the lyrical masterpiece that is known to the masses as "WAP". It is full of metaphors and hidden meanings that only start to become clear after several thousand listens.
For example, the following lines have many different meanings, depending on the listeners perspective:
"There's some whores in this house" can mean that you need to be wary of people who are close to you. Guard your secrets closely.
"I said certified freak, seven days a week" Is a call out to the mental health epidemic. It shows that even famous people deal with mental struggles and being public and open about it is really enlightening, helping break down walls that we as a society have built up. Brave woman.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" means 'yes'
"Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy" Talks about the importance of always being prepared. You never know when you might encounter a drowning cat and by being prepared for it you can save the day. It's an odd example on purpose to drive home the point of be prepared for anything.
"Swipe your nose like a credit card" This one is a throwback to one of my favorite shows. In 'Scrubs' whenever Dr. Cox would get in a ranting mood at JD, he'd swipe his nose and cross his arms. This is saying to stand up to authority. Question their actions, because they may not have been questioned yet. You know it's a throwback because no one swipes credit cards anymore, so it is telling you to look for the reference at a time that was common practice.
"Extra large and extra hard" This is simple, just talks about the importance of working out. A tie in to the mental health call out earlier, physical health is on the same line.
There is a lot more that can be dissected, but alas this is a Mini-PT
RD | Nathaniel Barca S67 - MET - 66 GP | 8 G | 19 A | +32 | 111 S | 55 SB | 85 H S68 - MET - 66 GP | 9 G | 20 A | + 6 | 157 S | 84 SB | 126 H RW | Karl Krashwagen (A) | S50 | 2074 TPE *Retired Career: 976 GP | 346 G | 431 A | -25 | 2108 H | 1038 SB S49 - S51 HFX - 150 GP| 47G | 49A | -6 | 309H S52 WKP - 50 GP| 7G | 17A | -9 | 105H S53 WKP - 50 GP| 13G | 13A | -16 | 200H S54 BAP - 50 GP| 12G | 14A | -30 | 112H S55 BAP - 50 GP| 16G | 14A | -27 | 149H S56 BAP - 50 GP| 11G | 8A | -25 | 125H S57 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | -35 | 144H S58 BAP - 66 GP| 42G | 29A | +18 | 181H S59 BAP - 66 GP| 22G | 33A | -12 | 169H S60 BAP - 66 GP| 37G | 35A | +6 | 156H S61 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 50A | +29 | 127H S62 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 42A | +45 | 142H S63 BAP - 66 GP| 29G | 32A | +58 | 91H S64 BAP - 66 GP| 18G | 41A | +41 | 88H S65 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | +9 | 108H S66 BAP - 66 GP| 24G | 21A | -23 | 91H S67 BAP - 66 GP| 21G | 38A | -54 | 120H Career Totals - 976 GP| 346G | 431A | -25 | 2108H S51 Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated Player (SMJHL) S58 Ron Mexico Trophy - Most Valuable Player (SHL) S58 Aidan Richan Trophy - Most Improved Player (SHL) S58 Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (SHL) S61 - Nominated Ron Mexico Management | Hans Hammersmith * Retired S49 WJC DACH Co-GM | Gold S50 WJC Germany GM | Quarter Finals S51 WJC Sweden GM | Silver S52-S59 HFX/MET Co-GM | 184-236-28 | S65-S68 MET Co-GM | 143-104-17 | *S67 4 Star Championship
thedangazone
My absolute favorite song of all time is Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"And be a simple kind of man
Oh be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh won't you do this for me son if you can"
It was one that always talked to me a ton but since my mom passed away last year it has become even more sentimental to me.
A lot of good picks so far, but some lyrics that have always stuck with me is from Semisonic's "Closing Time". One of the lines goes, "you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here." I think I say that line out loud a few times a week.
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So, there is this song that's absolutely not English, but I'll use it anyways:
Malle ist nur einmal im Jahr,
außer man fährt öfters.
Und wenn Frauchen nicht mehr mit will
ham auch andre Mütter schöne Töchter.
Alles was ich will ist saufen,
und das ist nicht illegal.
Und wenn wir von Malle zurück sind buchen wir fürs nächste Mal
The song title is unten kommt die Gurke rein and is an hommage to all the crazy stupid Malle songs. And it's funny
I've always been partial to the lyrics of Stabbing Westward songs, particularly tracks like "Haunting Me" and "Waking Up Beside You". Pure poetry, man. From the aforementioned song:
But I memorized how warm your body felt
as you lay half asleep beside me
And I memorized the way the sunlight
filled the room and played upon your body
I'm hot, top notch, Ghost thinks with logic
Flashbacks how I attacked your whole project
I'm raw, I'm rugged and raw, I repeat
If I die, my seed'll be ill like me
[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE Born: S39 Height: 6'2" Weight: 188 lbs Number: 86 Position: Hybrid Defender Birth Place: Vienna, Austria Residence: Toronto, Canada ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00 S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02 S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Post Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00 S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01 -------------------------------------------------- Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary -------------------------------------------------- Timeline: S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history. S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3 Alias: the Augment Born: 9/4/1995 Height: 6'0" Weight: 228 lbs Number: 19 Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario -------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics: S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149 S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144 S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152 S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199 S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18| -05| SHT: 166 S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185 S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177 S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196 S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193 S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252 S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14| -03| SHT: 216 S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206 S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214 S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213 S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208 S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193 S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178 S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124 S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02 S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28 S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06 S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12 S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16 S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19 S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00 S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|: -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04 S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10 S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04 S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107| S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145| S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130| ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17| S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| : +2| PIM: 12| H: 31| ------------------------------------------------------------ International Hockey Statistics (IIHF): S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16 S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| : -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25 S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32 S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38 S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47 S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44 S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51 S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42 S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36 S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61 S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61 S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56 S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51 ------------------------------------------------------------ Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton ------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29) S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP ------------------------------------------------------------ Timeline: S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User) S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216) S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208) S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47 S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48 S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player) S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship) S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’ S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585) S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL ------------------------------------------------------------ Trades: S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons ------------------------------------------------------------ TPE at the start of each season: S37 - 751 TPE S38 - 937 TPE S39 - 1,114 TPE S40 - 1,298 TPE S41 - 1,465 TPE S42 - 1,646 TPE S42 - 1,858 TPE S43 - 2,041 TPE S44 - 2,109 TPE S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final) Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114 Seasons: 4 Playoffs: 4 Series Wins: 3 Challenge Cups: 0 ------------------------------------------——------ Regular Season Record: S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44 - Division Winner - 1st Round Bye - Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62 - Division Winner - Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton - Western Conference Championship Series ------------------------------------------——------ S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Wins against: Los Angeles - Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Lost to Seatlle in round 1 |
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XLeafer
There are many great lyrics but I am all about peace and lennon's song which was imagine clearly made it about it saying Imagine All the People, Living Life in Peace.
Austin Roenick | RW | TPE: 1570 Jersey #58 Height: 6'1" Weight: 210 lbs Player Type: Sniper Birthplace: Ireland -------------------------------------------- Accomplishments S46 SMJHL Draft: 11th overall S47 SHL Draft: 13th overall Leafer Rielly | RW | WKP | TPE: 1750 | Retired Jersey #85 Height: 6'0" Weight: 190 lbs Player Type: Playmaker Birthplace: Ireland -------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S31 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | ±:-1 | PIM: 5 S32 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:10 | A:19 | P:29 | ±:16 | PIM: 12 S33 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:15 | A:15 | P:30 | ±:4 | PIM: 6 S34 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:27 | A:39 | P:65 | ±:20| PIM: 10 Total | GP: 200 | G: 54 | A: 73 | P: 127 | ±: 39 -------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats: S31 | SMJHL | KEL | (Win Championship) | GP: 10 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | ±: -1| PIM: 0 S32 | SMJHL | KEL | (Win Championship) | GP: 10| G: 3| A: 0 | P: 3 | ±: -3 | PIM: 4 S33 | SMJHL | KEL | (Finals) | GP: 20 | G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| ±: -4| PIM: 8 S33 | SMJHL | KEL | (1st round) | GP: 6 | G: 4| A: 3| P: 7| ±: 5| PIM: 7 Total | GP: 46 | G: 13 | A: 10 | P: 23 | ±: -3 -------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: S35 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | ±: -4 | PIM: 6 S36 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 16 | P: 25 | ±: 2 | PIM: 8 S37 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 14 | A: 1| I P: 30 | ±: 3 | PIM: 8 S38 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 3 | P: 40 | ±: 15 | PIM: 17 S39 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 31 | P: 46 | ±: 5 | PIM: 45 S40 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 28 | P: 47 | ±: 1 | PIM: 40 S41 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S42 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S43 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S44 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S45 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S46 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: Total | GP: 300 | G: 74 | A: 127 | P: 201 | ±: +22 -------------------------------------------- S35 | SHL | WKP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | ±: -1 | PIM: 0 S36 | SHL | WKP | No Playoffs S37 | SHL | WKP | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | ±: -1 | PIM: 4 S38 | SHL | WKP | No Playoffs S39 | SHL | WKP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | ±: -5 | PIM: 0 S40 | SHL | WKP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | ±: -3 | PIM: 6 S41 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S42 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S43 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S44 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S45 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S46 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: Total | GP: 27 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P: 13 | ±: -10 -------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: WINNINGEST PLAYER IN SHL HISTORY x3 Challenge Cup Champion x2 Four-Star Cup Champion x4 IIHF Gold Silver Medal x2 Bronze Medal x3 SMJHLFS Champion
I tend to listen to a ton of classic rock. One song i never fail to hear each Wednesday is Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi. This next part i can hear in my head:
"She says, we've got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot
Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer"
Brooklyn Physt || LD/RD || Colorado Raptors Height: 5'11" || Weight: 162lbs Number: 7 Birthplace: New Orleans, US of A August Von Hecht || G || Tampa Bay Barracuda Height: 5'8" || Weight: 179lbs Number: 89 Birthplace: Frankfurt, Germany ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Career Statistics S66: ANC GP: 62 W: 29 L: 25 OTL: 5 SO: 1 GAA: 3.30 SV%: .895% S67: ANC GP: 58 W: 29 L: 20 OTL: 7 SO: 3 GAA: 2.86 SV%: .902% S68: ANC GP: 56 W: 30 L: 21 OTL: 5 SO: 4 GAA: 3.02 SV%: .893% S69: ANC GP: 33 W: 14 L: 14 OTL: 1 SO: 4 GAA: 2.97 SV%: .884% TOT: ANC GP: 209 W: 102 L: 80 OTL: 18 SO: 12 GAA: 3.05 SV%: .895% ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S66: ANC GP: 6 W: 2 L: 3 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 2.85 SV%: 0.906% S67: ANC GP: 5 W: 1 L: 2 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 4.36 SV%: .863% S68: ANC GP: 10 W: 5 L: 3 OTL: 2 SO: 0 GAA: 2.77 SV%: .884% S69: ANC GP: 8 W: 3. L: 3 OTL: 2 SO: 1 GAA: 3.79 SV%: .873% TOT: ANC GP: 29 W: 11 L: 11 OTL: 6 SO: 1 GAA: 3.33 SV%: .882% ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Hardware S67 Cedric Robinson Trophy Nominee ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Career Statistics S70: TBB GP: 57 W: 13 L: 39 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 4.87 SV%: .885% S71: TBB GP: 58 W: 17 L: 29 OTL: 6 SO: 1 GAA: 4.14 SV%: .900% TOT: TBB GP: 115 W: 30 L: 68 OTL: 7 SO: 1 GAA: 4..50 SV%: .893% ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S70: TBB GP: 0 W:0 L: 0 OTL: 0 SO: 0 GAA: 0.00 SV%: .000% S71: TBB GP: 5 W:1 L: 4 OTL: 0 SO: 1 GAA: 4.41 SV%: .899% TOT: TBB GP: 5 W:1 L: 4 OTL: 0 SO: 1 GAA: 4.41 SV%: .899% ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Hardware ------------------------------------------------------------ Ruslan "Sparkplug" Zaporozhets || LW || Toronto/Calgary Height: 6'1" || Weight: 200lbs Number: 18 Birthplace: Zaporizhzhya, Ukraine ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Career Statistics S50: STL GP: 50 G: 15 A: 12 PTS: 27 +/-: -9 PIM: 20 SH: 114 SH%: 13.16% Hits: 33 SB: 8 Fighting: 0-0-0 S51: STL GP: 50 G: 19 A: 21 PTS: 40 +/-: +1 PIM: 21 SH: 122 SH%: 15.57% Hits: 50 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-1 S52: STL GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 PTS: 46 +/-: +11 PIM: 12 SH: 149 SH%: 10.47% Hits: 71 SB: 9 Fighting: 0-0-0 S53: STL GP: 50 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 +/-: -10 PIM: 20 SH: 161 SH%: 10.56% Hits: 47 SB: 34 Fighting: 0-0-0 Tot: STL GP: 200 G: 67 A: 88 PTS: 155 +/-: -7 PIM: 73 SH: 546 SH%: 8.15% Hits: 201 SB: 57 Fighting: 0-0-1 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S50: STL GP: 13 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: -1 PIM: 0 SH: 24 SH%: 16.67% Hits: 11 SB: 1 Fighting: 0-0-0 S51: STL GP: 12 G: 4 A: 6 PTS: 10 +/-: 7 PIM: 6 SH: 34 SH%: 11.76% Hits: 14 SB: 2 Fighting: 0-0-0 S52: STL GP: 17 G: 3 A: 5 PTS: 8 +/-: -3 PIM: 6 SH: 56 SH%: 5.36% Hits: 16 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-0 S53: STL GP: 14 G: 5 A: 3 PTS: 8 +/-: 0 PIM: 2 SH: 47 SH%: 10.64% Hits: 19 SB: 5 Fighting: 0-0-0 Tot: STL GP: 42 G: 16 A: 17 PTS: 33 +/-: 3 PIM: 14 SH: 161 SH%: 10.06% Hits: 60 SB: 14 Fighting: 0-0-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Career Statistics S54: TOR GP: 50 G: 16 A: 22 PTS: 38 +/-: -20 PIM: 28 SH: 109 SH%: 14.68% Hits: 111 SB: 56 Fighting: 0-0 S55: TOR GP: 50 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -41 PIM: 41 SH: 102 SH%: 05.88% Hits: 136 SB: 58 Fighting: 0-1 S56: TOR GP: 50 G: 15 A: 21 PTS: 36 +/-: -20 PIM: 24 SH: 121 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 115 SB: 40 Fighting: 0-0 S57: TOR GP: 66 G: 17 A: 31 PTS: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 35 SH: 212 SH%: 8.02% Hits: 126 SB: 36 Fighting: 2-1 S58: TOR GP: 66 G: 37 A: 34 PTS: 71 +/-: 33 PIM: 20 SH: 216 SH%: 17.13% Hits: 159 SB: 40 Fighting: 0-0 S59: TOR GP: 66 G: 24 A: 39 PTS: 63 +/-: 14 PIM: 44 SH: 194 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 152 SB: 33 Fighting: 0-2 S60: TOR GP: 66 G: 22 A: 30 PTS: 52 +/-: 20 PIM: 48 SH: 179 SH%: 12.30% Hits: 274 SB: 17 Fighting: 0-0 S61: TOR GP: 66 G: 20 A: 22 PTS: 42 +/-: 11 PIM: 12 SH: 172 SH%: 11.60% Hits: 148 SB: 22 Fighting: 0-0 S62: TOR GP: 66 G: 16 A: 25 PTS: 41 +/-: 3 PIM: 38 SH: 165 SH%: 9.7% Hits: 182 SB: 28 Fighting: 0-0 S63: CGY/TOR GP: 65 G: 18 A: 21 PTS: 39 +/-: 7 PIM: 65 SH: 145 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 210 SB: 14 Fighting: 1-0 S64: TOR GP: 66 G: 18 A: 26 PTS: 44 +/-: -14 PIM: 22 SH: 139 SH%: 12.90% Hits: 183 SB: 64 Fighting: 0-0 S65: TOR GP: 66 G: 11 A: 19 PTS: 30 +/-: -29 PIM: 8 SH: 139 SH%: 7.90% Hits: 106 SB: 45 Fighting: 0-0 S66: TOR GP: 66 G: 17 A: 30 PTS: 47 +/-: 6 PIM: 16 SH: 170 SH%: 10.00% Hits: 85 SB: 78 Fighting: 0-0 Tot: TOR/CGY GP: 809 G: 237 A: 335 PTS: 572 +/-: -25 PIM: 401 SH: 2063 SH%: 11.49% Hits: 1987 SB: 531 Fighting: 3-4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S54: TOR Did not qualify S55: TOR Did not qualify S56: TOR Did not qualify S57: TOR Did not qualify S58: TOR GP: 19 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 5 PIM: 2 SH: 49 SH%: 8.16% Hits: 51 SB: 5 Fighting: 0-0-0 S59: TOR Did not qualify S60: TOR GP: 4 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 SH: 3 SH%: 33.33% Hits: 12 SB: 0 Fighting: 0-0-0 S61: TOR GP: 5 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 +/-: 3 PIM: 0 SH: 6 SH%: 0.00% Hits: 8 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0-0 S62: TOR GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 PTS: 2 +/-: -7 PIM: 0 SH: 7 SH%: 0.00% Hits: 12 SB: 1 Fighting: 0-0-0 S63: TOR GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: 1 PIM: 4 SH: 11 SH%: 18.2% Hits: 21 SB: 2 Fighting: 0-0-0 S64: TOR GP: 5 G: 2 A: 0 PTS: 2 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 SH: 8 SH%: 25.0% Hits: 10 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-0 S65: TOR GP: 6 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: 4 PIM: 0 SH: 15 SH%: 6.07% Hits: 9 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0 S66: TOR GP: 6 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: 4 PIM: 0 SH: 15 SH%: 6.07% Hits: 9 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0 Tot: TOR GP: 48 G: 10 A: 18 PTS: 28 +/-: E PIM: 6 SH: 99 SH%: 10.10% Hits: 123 SB: 22 Fighting: 0-0-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Hardware S54 Ryan Jesster Nominee ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Hardware NOTHING ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Awards/Medals S53 Won Silver with Czechia S54 Won Bronze with Czechia ------------------------------------------------------------
Richard "Big Dick" Physt || RD/LD || Alumni of Kel/Tor/Nola || Retired/CoGM of Toronto Height: 6'1" || Weight: 202lbs || Number: 62 Birthplace: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Career Statistics S38 Kel GP:50, G:0, A:8 P:8, +/-:-1, PIMS:27, H:48, SB:32 fight rec: 0-0-1 S39 Kel GP:50, G:2, A:22, P:24, +/-10, PIMS:57, H:81, SB:39, fight rec: 0-0-1 S40 Kel GP:50, G:2, A:16, P:18, +/-14, PIMS:65, H:76, SB:48, fight rec: 0-0-5 SMJHL Season Career Totals: Teams: Kel GP:150, G:4, A:46, P:50, +/-:23, PIMS:149, H:205, SB:119, fight rec: 0-0-7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S38 Kel GP:6, G:0, A:1 P:1, +/-:-0, PIMS:2, H:8, SB:7 fight rec: 0-0-0 S39 Kel GP:4, G:0, A:2, P:2, +/-0, PIMS:4, H:11, SB:1, fight rec: 0-0-0 S40 Kel GP:10, G:2, A:1, P:3, +/-3, PIMS:6, H:17, SB:14, fight rec: 0-0-0 SMJHL Playoff Career Totals: Teams: Kel GP:20, G:2, A:4, P:6, +/-:3, PIMS:12, H:36, SB:22, fight rec: 0-0-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Career Statistics S41 Tor GP:50, G:4, A:10, P:14, +/- -3, PIMS:120, H:83, SB:66, fight rec: 1-2-3 S42 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:14, P:16, +/- -9, PIMS:71, H:100, SB:82, fight rec: 1-0-2 S43 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:24, P:26, +/- 0, PIMS:44, H:109, SB:68, fight rec: 0-0-0 S44 Tor GP:50, G:6, A:10, P:16, +/- +10, PIMS:66, H:149, SB:76, fight rec: 1-0-1 S45 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:24, P:26, +/- +7, PIMS:44, H:123, SB:44, fight rec: 0-0-2 S46 Nola GP:50, G:4, A:28, P:32, +/- +27, PIMS:64, H:139, SB:54, fight rec: 1-0-1 S47 Nola GP:50, G:6, A:26, P:32, +/- +26, PIMS:67, H:119, SB:55, fight rec: 0-1-0 S48 Nola GP:50, G:6, A:29, P:35, +/- +14, PIMS:96, H:132, SB:62, fight rec: 1-1-1 S49 Nola GP:50, G:5, A:21, P:26, +/- -7, PIMS:59, H:101, SB:76, fight rec: 0-1-0 S50 Nola GP:50, G:4, A:29, P:33, +/- 14, PIMS:48, H:115, SB:74, fight rec: 0-0-0 SHL Season Totals: Teams: Tor/Nola GP:500, G:41, A:215, P:256, +/- +79, PIMS:679, H:1170, SB:657, fight rec: 5-5-10 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S41 Tor Did Not Qualify S42 Tor Did Not Qualify S43 Tor Did Not Qualify S44 Tor GP:7, G:2, A:2, P:4, +/- 0, PIMS:8, H:25, SB:14, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Semi Finals S45 Tor GP:5, G:0, A:3, P:3, +/- 0, PIMS:6, H:16, SB:9, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Semi Finals S46 Nola GP:20, G:1, A:5, P:6, +/- -8, PIMS:32, H:55, SB:25, fight rec: 0-0-2, Finish: Cup Finals S47 Nola GP:7, G:0, A:3, P:3, +/- 0, PIMS:15, H:20, SB:5, fight rec: 0-1-0, Finish: Semi Finals S48 Nola GP:13, G:2, A:2, P:4, +/- 0, PIMS:30, H:29, SB:21, fight rec: 1-1-0, Finish: Conference Finals S49 Nola GP:11, G:1, A:4, P:5, +/- -1, PIMS:8, H:19, SB:17, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Conference Finals SHL Playoff Totals: Teams: Tor/Nola GP:63, G:6, A:19, P:25, +/- -9, PIMS:99, H:164, SB:91, fight rec: 1-2-2 ------------------------------------------------------------ GM Season Statistics S61: Tor W: 33, L: 29, OTL: 4, Cups:0 S62: Tor W: 32, L: 29, OTL: 5, Cups:0 Total: Tor W: 65, L: 58, OTL: 9, Cups:0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Hardware Turd Ferguson Trophy (S41) Mathias Chouinard Trophy (Western Conference Champions) (S46) Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) Nominee (S47) Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) Nominee (S50) ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Hardware 4 Star Cup (S40) ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Awards/Medals S43 Won Bronze with Austria S45 Won Bronze with Austria S47 Won Bronze with Austria ------------------------------------------------------------
Slashing my way through an army of goblins
On the dark side of the moon
Far overhead lunar dragons are swarming
My hammer will be their doom
Angus McFife XIII my name
Scion of mighty Dundee
Intergalactic great hero of steel
Ruler of whole galaxy
Wielding this ancestral weapon
The Hammer of Glory its name
The Kingdom of Fife will forever proclaim
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Forged in the heart of celestial fire
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Miniscule goblin, impractical sword
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Powered by lasers entwined in a star
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Crystal enchantment of steel
From the song LEgend of the astral hammer. This is who am I, it defines my personality like no other song could.
Angus McFife XVIII RD 7th overall pick by Colorado Raptors S59 17th OA Pick by Atlanta Inferno Height: 6''4 Weight:222 lb Number:23 Nationality : Great Britain ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career S|GP||G||A||P||HIT||PM S58|0||0||0||0||0||0 TBD S|GP||G||A||P||HIT||PM S40|0||0||0||0||0||0 S0|0||0||0||0||0||0 --S59 WJC Bronze-- Character Page RD- Quarterback
Retired players:
-Toki Wartooth
-Nathan Explosion btw
-Angus McFife XVIII
Favorite lyrics are from Lonely Island...so many good songs. First one that comes to mind though is "I jizzed in my pants (whisper) I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants." Such a classic.
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Landon Fischermann | RD | Seattle Argonauts | 2,071 TPE (max) | GM SEA Drafted 35th overall by the Vancouver Whalers Drafted 10th overall by the Seattle Argonauts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Honors S61 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion S61 SMJHL All-Star S61 WJC Gold Medal - Team USA S62 SMJHL All-Star S62 Quilha Agante Trophy Winner (Best Defenseman in SMJHL) S62 SMJHL First Team All-Star S62 WJC Gold Medal - Team British Isles S62 WJC Harvey Danger Award Winner (Best Defenseman) S67 SHL Challange Cup Champion S68 SHL Challange Cup Champion S70 IIHF Best Defender -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S60 VAN | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 13 | P: 21 | +/-: +7 S61 VAN | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 38 | P: 50 | +/-: +52 S62 VAN 'C' | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 45 | P: 57 | +/-: +40 S63 VAN 'C' | GP: 51 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -40 S63 REG | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: +4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S64 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: +5 S65 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 22 | P: 33 | +/-: +31 S66 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: +24 S67 SEA 'A' | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 26 | P: 33 | +/-: +36 S68 SEA 'A' | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 24 | P: 40 | +/-: +52 S69 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 31 | P: 41 | +/-: +38 S70 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 32 | P: 52 | +/-: +18 S71 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 39 | P: 52 | +/-: +11 S72 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: -32 S73 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 30 | P: 38 | +/-: -20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats S60 VAN | GP: 13 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: +1 S61 VAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +5 S62 VAN 'C' | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +6 S63 REG | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S64 SEA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 S65 SEA | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +2 S66 SEA | GP: 22 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: +0 S67 SEA 'A' | GP: 23 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: +11 S68 SEA 'A' | GP: 21 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +23 S69 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -6 S70 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 S71 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1 S72 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: +0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- International Play S60 Team USA WJC | GP: 13 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: +8 S61 Team USA WJC | GP: 15 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: +5 S62 Team BI WJC | GP: 15 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P: 13 | +/-: +14 S63 Team BI WJC | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: -6 S64 Team GB IIHF | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +4 S65 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +0 S66 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 S67 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2 S68 Team GB IIHF | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +3 S69 Team GB IIHF | GP: 15 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 S70 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 7 | P: 16 | +/-: +1 S71 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -1
S61 Four Star Cup - Game-Winning Goal in the clinching Game 4
karlssens
Real Groove is a bop and I don't care what anyone says. No special significance on the lyrics, it's just a great song to sing along to in the car or maybe even in the locker room.
Thanks for the sig ragnar!
Nikolaus Scholz || GM || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Nikolaus Scholz Birthplace: Neumünster, GER ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Statistics: S33 EDM [SHL]: 30-16-4, 64 points (2nd) [Eliminated in QF] S34 EDM [SHL]: 21-23-6, 48 points (7th) [DNQ] S35 EDM [SHL]: 19-26-5, 41 points (6th) [DNQ] S36 EDM [SHL]: 19-29-2, 40 points (6th) [DNQ] S37 EDM [SHL]: 16-27-7, 39 points (6th) [DNQ] S38 EDM [SHL]: 19-25-6, 44 points (6th) [DNQ] S39 EDM [SHL]: 28-20-2, 58 points (3rd) [Eliminated in QF] S40 EDM [SHL]: 27-15-8, 62 points (4th) [Eliminated in QF] S41 EDM [SHL]: 32-13-5, 69 points (3rd) [Eliminated in QF] S42 EDM [SHL]: 30-15-5, 65 points (1st) [Eliminated in SF] S43 EDM [SHL]: 23-23-4, 50 points (6th) [DNQ] S44 EDM [SHL]: 35-11-4, 74 points (1st) [Eliminated in SF] S45 EDM [SHL]: 41-6-3, 85 points (1st) [Champions] S46 EDM [SHL]: 24-21-5, 53 points (4th) [Eliminated in WC] CAREER [SHL]: 364W, 270L, 66OTL ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Accolades: S33 SHL - Named co-GM of Edmonton Blizzard S33 SHL - Joe McKeil Award nomination S35 SHL - Named GM of Edmonton Blizzard S39 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award Winner S41 SHL - Joe McKeil Award nomination S42 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award nomination S44 SHL - Presidents Trophy Winner S44 SHL - Joe McKeil Award Winner S44 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award nomination S45 SHL - Presidents Trophy Winner S45 SHL - League Regular Season Points Record (85) S45 SHL - Challenge Cup Champions S45 SHL - Joe McKeil Award Winner S45 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award Winner Nikolaus Scholz || C || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired || HOF ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Nikolaus Scholz Position: C || Player Type: Playmaker Height: 6'4" || Weight: 218 lbs Number: 19 || Shoots: Left Birthplace: Neumünster, GER ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Statistics: S24 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 52GP, 5G, 9A, 14P +4 S25 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 16A, 26P, -5 S26 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 14G, 21A, 35P, -15 S27 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 14G, 33A, 47P, +4 S28 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 7G, 12A 19P, +15 S29 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 17A, 27P, +7 S30 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 18G, 22A, 40P, +4 S31 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 12G, 17A, 29P, -4 S32 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 24G, 26A, 50P, +21 S33 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 21G, 24A, 45P, -15 S34 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 13G, 33A, 46P, -6 S35 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 17G, 40A, 57P, -6 S36 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 11G, 38A, 49P, -2 S37 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 23G, 34A, 57P, -5 S38 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 19G, 31A, 50P, +7 S39 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 28A, 43P, -4 S40 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 16G, 27A, 43P, +6 S41 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 27A, 42P, +12 S42 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 7G, 17A, 24P, -5 S43 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 8G, 16A, 24P, -8 S44 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 13G, 15A, 28P, +1 S45 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 14A, 29P, +13 CAREER [SHL]: 1050GP, 302G, 508A, 810P, +15 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Statistics: S24 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 5GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, +1 [WSF] S28 Edmonton [SHL]: 17GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, -1 [CHAMPS] S29 Edmonton [SHL]: 13GP, 6G, 3A, 9P, +0 [SF] S30 Edmonton [SHL]: 15GP, 3G, 3A, 6P, -5 [F] S31 Edmonton [SHL]: 16GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, -3 [F] S32 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 8G, 7A, 15P, +1 [SF] S33 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 4G, 3A, 7P, +1 [QF] S39 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 0G, 5A, 5P +2 [QF] S40 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +2 [QF] S41 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 2G, 3A, 5P, -5 [QF] S42 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -9 [SF] S44 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +1 [SF] S45 Edmonton [SHL]: 18GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +1 [CHAMPS] CAREER [SHL]: 128GP, 36G, 46A, 82P, -15 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Statistics: S26 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -1 [SILVER] S27 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 1G, 8A, 9P, +2 [DNQ] S28 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +4 [QF] S29 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -1 [DNQ] S30 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, +1 [QF] S31 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, +1, [SILVER] S32 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 6A, 11P, +6, [GOLD] S33 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 5G, 8A, 13P, +7 [QF] S34 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -2 [SILVER] S35 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 2G, 8A, 10P, +7 [QF] S36 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 8G, 8A, 16P, +7 [GOLD] S37 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 4G, 9A, 13P, -3 [SF] S38 Germany [IIHF]: 12GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, -1 [SF] S39 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 1G, 11A, 12P, +11 [QF] S40 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 6G, 10A, 16P, +7 [BRONZE] S41 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 6G, 9A, 15P, +5 [QF] S42 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 4G, 1A, 5P, +0 [DNQ] S43 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -4 [SF] S44 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, -3 [QF] S45 Germany [IIHF]: 12GP, 2G, 8A, 10P, -2 [SF] CAREER [IIHF]: 229GP, 70G, 119A, 189P, +40 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top 100 Appearances: S27 - 91 S28 - 40 S29 - n/a S30 - 97 S31 - 61 S32 - 47 S33 - 17 S34 - 28 S35 - 30 S36 - 24 S37 - 39 S38 - 13 S39 - 23 S40 - 33 S41 - 56 S42 - 73 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions/Events: S24 SMJHL - drafted 22nd overall (4th round) by Kelowna S24 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$2mil contract with Kelowna S25 SHL - drafted 17th overall (2nd round) by Portland S25 SHL - signed 3yr/$9mil contract with Portland S27 SHL - named Portland captain S28 SHL - signed 5yr/$20mil contract with Portland S28 SHL - traded to Edmonton S32 SHL - Sarmad Khan nominee S33 SHL - signed 3yr/$15mil contract with Edmonton S35 SHL - Sarmad Khan nominee S36 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton S37 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton S38 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton S39 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton S40 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton S41 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton S42 SHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Edmonton S43 SHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Edmonton S44 SHL - signed 1yr/$2mil contract with Edmonton S45 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton S45 SHL - Retired S50 SHL - Inducted in to SHL Hall of Fame S50 SHL - Inducted in to IIHF Hall of Fame S56 SHL - Inducted in to Edmonton Blizzard Hall of Fame
Karlstraße Scholz || D || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Karlstraße Scholz Position: D || Player Type: Offensive Defenseman Height: 6'2" || Weight: 220 lbs Number: 65 || Shoots: Left Birthplace: Echternach, Luxembourg ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Statistics: S45 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 50GP, 9G, 22A, 31P, +15 S46 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 50GP, 10G, 18A, 28P, +0 S47 Lethbridge [SMJHL]: 50GP, 13G, 24A, 37P, -25 S48 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 8G, 11A, 19P, +2 S49 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 19A, 29P, -7 S50 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 9G, 18A, 27P, +11 S51 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 27A, 37P, +18 S52 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 16A, 26P, -5 S53 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 11G, 30A, 41P, +28 S54 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 31A, 41P, +5 S55 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 12G, 42A, 54P, +35 S56 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 16G, 26A, 42P, +11 S57 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 40A, 51P, +45 S58 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 17G, 32A, 49P, +36 S59 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 34A, 45P, +11 S60 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 9G, 33A, 42P, +26 S61 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 14G, 18A, 32P, -1 S62 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 8G, 24A, 32P, -12 S63 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 17A, 28P, -29 S64 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 6G, 20A, 26P, -8 S65 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 17G, 29A, 46P, -30 CAREER [SMJHL]: 150GP, 32G, 64A, 96P, -10 CAREER [SHL]: 1044GP, 200G, 467A, 667P, +136 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Statistics: S45 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 4GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, +0 [QF] S46 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 18GP, 4G, 8A, 12P, -2 [F] S47 Lethbridge [SMJHL]: 4GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, -3 [QF] S48 Edmonton [SHL]: 5GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, -5 [QF] S49 Edmonton [SHL]: 23GP, 1G, 9A, 10P, -1 [CHAMPS] S50 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, +1 [QF] S51 Edmonton [SHL]: 16GP, 3G, 6A, 9P, -5 [F] S52 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, +0 [QF] S53 Edmonton [SHL]: 17GP, 2G, 7A, 9P, +2 [F] S54 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -5 [QF] S55 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +1 [SF] S56 Edmonton [SHL]: 19GP, 8G, 8A, 16P, +17 [SF] S57 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 0G, 4A, 4P, -2 [QF] S58 Edmonton [SHL]: 12GP, 2G, 10A, 12P, +5 [QF] S59 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, +7 [QF] S60 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, -5 [QF] S61 Edmonton [SHL]: 14GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, +0 [CF] S62 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -2 [QF] S63 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, -5 [QF] S64 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -1 [QF] S65 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, -4 [QF] CAREER [SMJHL]: 26GP, 6G, 11A, 17P, -5 CAREER [SHL]: 175GP, 24G, 70A, 94P, -2 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Statistics: S44 World [WJC]: 15GP, 2G, 6A, 8P, -8 [QF] S45 World [WJC]: 20GP, 7G, 6A, 13P, +3 [GOLD] S46 World [WJC]: 30GP, 7G, 8A, 15P, +3 [SILVER] S46 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, +10 [DNQ] S47 World [WJC]: 28GP, 5G, 12A, 17P, +3 [QF] S47 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 5A, 5P, +6 [QF] S48 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, +3 [QF] S49 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 7A, 8P, -8 [QF] S50 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +0 [QF] S51 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 6A, 6P, -1 [DNQ] S52 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 8A, 9P, +2 [DNQ] S53 Norway [IIHF]: 11GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -4 [QF] S54 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 3G, 8A, 11P, -5 [DNQ] S55 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, +4 [DNQ] S56 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 3G, 3A, 6P, -3 [DNQ] S57 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 9A, 11P, +8 [QF] S58 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 6G, 4A, 10P, -2 [DNQ] S59 Norway [IIHF]: 14GP, 3G, 9A, 12P, +6 [BRONZE] S60 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 3G, 5A, 8P, +7 [QF] S61 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, +3 [QF] S62 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, +2 [DNQ] S63 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -4 [DNQ] S64 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -2 [DNQ] S65 Norway [IIHF]: 14GP, 1G, 0A, 1P, -3 [BRONZE] CAREER [WJC]: 93GP, 21G, 32A, 53P, +1 CAREER [IIHF]: 250GP, 30G, 94A, 124P, +28 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions/Events: S45 SMJHL - drafted 2nd overall (1st round) by Kelowna S45 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Kelowna S45 SMJHL - named alternate captain of Kelowna S46 SHL - drafted 112th overall (7th round) by Edmonton S46 SHL - signed 3yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton S47 SMJHL - traded to Lethbridge Lions S47 SMJHL - Quilha Agante Award Nominee S48 SHL - All-Rookie Team S49 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton S49 SHL - Challenge Cup Champions S50 SHL - signed 1yr/$4.5mil contract with Edmonton S51 SHL - signed 3yr/$5.0mil contract with Edmonton S53 SHL - 2nd Team All-Star S53 SHL - Scott Stevens Award Nominee S54 SHL - signed 1yr/$5.0mil contract with Edmonton S55 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil HTD contract with Edmonton S55 SHL - 1st Team All-Star S55 SHL - Scott Stevens Award Winner S55 SHL - Bojo Biscuit Award Nominee S56 SHL - signed 1yr/$8.0mil contract with Edmonton S56 SHL - 3rd Team All-Star S57 SHL - signed 1yr/$6.0mil contract with Edmonton S58 SHL - signed 1yr/$4.0mil contract with Edmonton S59 SHL - signed 1yr/$6.0mil contract with Edmonton S60 SHL - signed 1yr/$8.0mil contract with Edmonton S61 SHL - signed 1yr/$7.0mil contract with Edmonton S62 SHL - signed 2yr/$10.0mil contract with Edmonton S64 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil contract with Edmonton S65 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil contract with Edmonton S65 IIHF - Bronze Medal Winner
Oskar Scholz || LW || San Francisco Pride || 1500+ TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Oskar Scholz Position: LW || Player Type: Power Forward Height: 6'4" || Weight: 228 lbs Number: 9 || Shoots: Left Birthplace: Mannheim, Germany ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Statistics: S68 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 16G, 16A, 32P, -14, 100H S69 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 25G, 28A, 53P, -5, 115H S70 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 22G, 32A, 54P, -50, 117H S71 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 32G, 52A, 84P, -16, 207H S72 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 22G, 43A, 65P, -6, 111H S73 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 25G, 49A, 74P, -36, 112H S74 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 33G, 62A, 95P, +24, 128H CAREER [SMJHL]: 264GP, 95G, 128A, 223P, -85, 539H CAREER [SHL]: 198GP, 80G, 154A, 234P, -18, 351H ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Statistics: S68 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 10GP, 3G, 1A, 4P, -5, 22H [QF] S69 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 9GP, 0G, 4A, 4P, -8, 12H [QF] S70 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -8, 8H [QF] S71 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 6GP, 1G, 3A, 4P, -3, 8H [QF] S72 San Francisco [SHL]: 6GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, +3, 10H [QF] S73 San Francisco [SHL]: 4GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -6, 8H [QF] S74 San Francisco [SHL]: 17GP, 12G, 14A, 26P, +11, 20H [CF] CAREER [SMJHL]: 31GP, 4G, 11A, 15P, -24, 50H CAREER [SHL]: 27GP, 18G, 22A, 40P, +8, 38H ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Statistics: S68 DCH [WJC]: 15GP, 3G, 10A, 13P, +7, 16H [GOLD] S69 DCH [WJC]: 13GP, 4G, 3A, 7P, +2, 16H [QF] S70 RHI [WJC]: 12GP, 2G, 7A, 9P, +0, 23H [DNQ] S70 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 0G, 1A, 1P, -3, 19H [GOLD] S70 RHI [WJC]: 12GP, 2G, 3A, 5P, -12, 16H [DNQ] S71 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -1, 16H [QF] S72 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 1G, 7A, 8P, +5, 17H [GOLD] S73 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 3G, 1A, 4P, +2, 14H [QF] S74 GER [IIHF]: 0GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, +0, 0H [ ] CAREER [WJC]: 52GP, 11G, 23A, 34P, -3, 74H CAREER [IIHF]: 56GP, 4G, 12A, 16P, +7, 66H ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions/Events: S68 SMJHL - drafted 5th overall (1st round) by Anchorage S68 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Anchorage S68 WJC - recipient of Gold Medal S69 SHL - drafted 4th overall (1st round) by San Francisco S69 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with San Francisco S69 SMJHL - recipient of Anchorage Armada MVP award S70 SHL - signed 3yr/$9mil contract with San Francisco S70 IIHF - recipient of Gold Medal S72 IIHF - recipient of Gold Medal S73 SHL - signed 2yr/$8mil contract with San Francisco S75 SHL - signed 3yr/$12mil HTD contract with San Francisco
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Ummmmm I dig the last verse of Grillz by nelly. Its always been a classic, Gipp and Ali went in.
Gipp got them yellows, got them purples, got them reds
Lights gon' hit and make you woozy in ya head
You can catch me in my two short drop
Mouth got colors like a Fruit Loop box
It's what it do, in the Lou', ice grill, country grammar
Where the hustlers move bricks and the gangsters bang hammers
Where I got 'em you can spot 'em, on the top, in the bottom
Got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham
I ain't dissin' nobody but let's bring it to the light
Gipp was the first with my mouth bright white
These hoes can't focus 'cause they eyesight blurry
Tippin' on some 4's you can see my mouth jewelry
I got four different sets its a fabulous thang
One white, one yellow, like Fabolous chain
And the other set the same got my name in the mold
Had a whole top diamonds and the bottom row's gold
Jaja ding dong (ding dong)
I think given how often we hear this song in the SMJHL (and the absolute hilarity that is the movie Eurovision). I've gotta say this is one of my favourite songs of 2021? (at least that's when I heard it)
But I think what I listed to most if I am out on a run is probably NF
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