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Squeegee is a new term to describe physical stay at home defenseman who are great at clearing the crease and wiping out opposing players along the boards.

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Schoochieng it up

When your team is having an amazing game in all aspects except the goaltending. This is a reference to lackluster philly goalier scoochie poop shit the goat

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(This post was last modified: 05-29-2022, 09:02 PM by hockeyiscool.)

The Hebe-jebi- the feeling you get when your butthole puckers from a shot at your net that looks like it is past your goalie, and you think it goes in.

Neverending Story, when a player likes to make some dumb irrelevant excuse for why they didn't show up to the post game sauna session and instead decided to go do something clearly less fun, important, and productive as relaxing with the team

Pants Puddler - A new term to describe when you check some so hard you make them pee a little, this is called a pants-puddler.

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“A Mala” is what I’d like to call taking someone hard into a corner while you’re tangled up you assert yourself as the stronger player and drill them into the boards

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Timber- A way to let the team know that it is time to become extra physical against the opposing team when it seems that the game isn't going the way we want it

The new hockey word is going on a scruffer which is just like, having a game where you just exist. Nothing good happens while you are on the ice, nothing bad happens while you are on the ice. It pays the bills.

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A shass, simply when you shoot but its actually a pass, purposefully or not, and it works and leads to a goal because they did not see the shass coming

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Markstromed: a goalie that is a top goaltender during the regular season but disappears during the playoffs. This said goalie will have their save percentage drop off dramatically and their goals against average to take a significant jump during the playoffs.

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Polo shot - A type of shot where the player turns their stick sideways and slaps the puck as if using a polo hammer. No one would ever do it, but sure, we can make a name for it.

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The word I would like to introduce is "Wilder." A wilder is a player that plays sound fundamental hockey and doesn't make a lot of mistakes and you can rely on them to play solid D. However they are just paint on the wall boring when they have to play offense or do anything that requires even the smallest amount of creativity. The term Wilder comes from the fact that this basically describes every member of The Minnesota Wild at any given time.

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Slickstick

when you take your teammates' hockey stick and soak it in water and then put it in the freezer overnight. It will constantly slip out of their hands due to the ice and is a great and relatively harmless prank to pull on a pal

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The new catch phrase that Shoyo Hinata is "Shoyo nuts!". It is used when Shoyo score a goal and it's a celebration war cry. Micool is the one that uses it the most.

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"Kracked" - Much like the gaming term "cracked", except this is used when a member of the Carolina Kraken has a good game. A rarely used term these days, was much more widespread in the early S50s

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