They would play the role of a character in Stranger Things 5 who gets killed off for no apparent reason other than they deserved to die

Made by Rindiee, rum_ham & Carpy

Jacob Mueller S5-S
Julien Dupont S6-S13
S9 Challenge Cup - Calgary Dragons
IIHF Gold - Germany
Rufus Reinhart S13-S24
S14 Challenge Cup - Texas Renegades
Christoffer Björnsson - S25-S35
S25 Four Stars Cup
S26 Tom Corcoran Trophy - SMJHL Top Goalie
Sami Owens - S36-S52
S38 IIHF Bronze - Canada
S39 IIHF Gold - Canada
S42 IIHF Silver - Canada
S51 Challenge Cup Champion - HAM
Liam Slate - S54-Present
S53 WJC Bronze - British Isles
S54 WJC Silver - British Isles
S55 Four Star Cup Champion - Newfoundland Berserkers
S57 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S58 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S60 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S61 IIIHF Gold - Great Britain
S67 Challenge Cup Champion - Seattle Argonauts
S68 Challenge Cup Champion - Seattle Argonauts
Triple Gold Club

Zayne Dangle would be cast in the marvel universe since he is a big fan. He is the new sidekick for Spiderman. They call him the "Human Puck" because he bounces off everyone and is so fast people lose track of him.

     Sig Credit: Ragnar

Sig Credit: Moosey

Zayne Dangle || LD || Buffalo Stampede

Born: S61

Height: 6'4''

Weight: 218 lbs

Number: 55

Hometown: Kladno, Czech Republic

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Regular Season Statistics:

S61| COL| GP: 66| G: 5| A: 19| P: 24| H: 64| BK: 36| +12| PPP: 4

S62| COL| GP: 66| G: 14| A: 24| P: 38| H: 90| BK: 89| +30| PPP: 3

S63| DET| GP: 66| G: 5| A: 24| P: 29| H: 68| BK: 71| -16| PPP: 4

S64| DET| GP: 66| G: 7| A: 37| P: 44| H: 71| BK: 53| +15| PPP: 10

S65| BUF| GP: 66| G: 8| A: 16| P: 24| H: 50| BK: 110| +6| PPP: 0

S66| BUF| GP: 66| G: 7| A: 30| P: 37| H: 80| BK: 107| +48| PPP: 0
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Post Season Statistics:

S61| COL| GP: 9| G: 0| A: 3| P: 3| H: 5| BK: 2| +1| PPP: 0

S62| COL| GP: 10| G: 0| A: 3| P: 3| H: 12| BK: 17| -1| PPP: 0

S63| DET| GP: 11| G: 0| A: 8| P: 8| H: 13| BK: 12| +2| PPP: 1

S64| DET| GP: 15| G: 6| A: 11| P: 17| H: 21| BK: 7| +13| PPP: 1

S65| BUF | GP: 18| G: 2| A: 5| P: 7| H: 15| BK: 33| -3| PPP: 0

S66| BUF | GP: 16| G: 0| A: 2| P: 2| H: 22| BK: 35| -1| PPP: 0
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Timeline:

S61 SMJHL Draft | 22nd Overall by COL

S62 SHL Draft | 6th Overall by MTL

S63 Traded to DET

S63 Traded to BUF

Won S71 Challenge Cup


S65 - S71|| GM || Detroit Falcons
Record: 223 - 154 - 19
Achievements: 4-Star Cup x1 // GM of the Year Nominee x3 // GM of the Year x1
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S63 - S65|| co-GM || Detroit Falcons
Record: 122 - 65 -11
Achievements: 4-Star Cup x1 // GM of the Year Nominee x1 // GM of the Year x1

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Sean Gatez is widely known in the league for being a foodie in his off season, touring restaurants and breweries in his spare time. So when Phil from "Somebody Feed Phil" is shooting an episode in LA, he is tapped to take Phil around to all his favorite local spots for some good grub.

   

Jeff Goldblum || Maine Timber || D || S73 ||

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S72 SMJHL Draft 14OA Maine Timber

Former Player

Sean Gatez || Calgary Dragons || D || S57 ||
Height: 6'-4"

Weight: 220LBS

_________________ACCOLADES_________________

Timber Alexander Roach Award (Timber MVP) S59

Timber Dominic Montgomery Award(Best Defenseman) S59

Timber Captain S58 S59

Timber Alternate Captain S57
Timber Dash-Sondergard Award (Best Rookie S57

S56 WJC Silver Medal

S65 Challenge Cup

S69 Bojo Biscuit Award

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S56 SMJHL Draft 18OA Maine Timber

S57 SHL Draft 3OA LA Panthers

S66 Trade to Manhattan

S70 Trade to Hammilton

S70 Trade to Edmonton

S70 Trade to Calgary

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I would be in a reboot of the somewhat popular 80s situation comedy A Different World. I would play the Dwayne Wayne character that was originally portrayed by Kadeem Hardison.

Igor Petrov would like to be in Threat Level Midnight alongside @Dewalt27 Golden Face. Petrov would obviously prefer to join the production as the handsome hero, Michael Scarn.

Alas, they’ve rebooted the Shrek franchise, but in this scenario, Shrek loses! I will be keeping my throne in Duloc, and I will get that hot redhead princess.

RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother

Sutton would want to be in a Darth Vader tv show and would absolutely be thrilled to play a character who suffers the same fate as most people who crosses Vader's path.

        

Jack St. Clair | C #89 | Edmonton Blizzard | Canada
Birthplace: Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada
Height: 6’1”
Weight: 199 lbs
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DRAFT POSITION
Season 66 SMJHL Draft: Round 1 Pick 6 - Quebec Citadelles
Season 67 SHL Draft: Round 1 Pick 2 - Edmonton Blizzard
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
  QCC Totals   | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 32 | P: 43 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 22 | PP: 0|
SMJHL Totals | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 32 | P: 43 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 22 | PP: 0|
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
  QCC Totals   | GP: 17| G: 1| A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2 | PP: 0|
SMJHL Totals | GP: 17| G: 1| A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2 | PP: 0|
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WJC STATISTICS
    RR Totals     | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 10 | PP: 2 |
MEDAL Totals | GP: 02 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0  | +/-: +1 | PIM: 0 | PP: 0 |

Kyle Sutton | RW #96 | Captain | Edmonton Blizzard (Retired) | CAN
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario Canada
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 190 lbs
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DRAFT POSITION
Season 54 SHL Draft: Round 3 Pick 47 - Edmonton Blizzard
Season 53 SMJHL Draft: Round 4 Pick 37 - Maine Timber
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AWARDS
S55 Ronan O'Keefe (SMJHL Playoff Scoring Champ - 26 points)
IIHF Silver Medal x3 (S61, S62, 63)
IIHF Bronze Medal x2 (S63, S64)
WJC Gold Medal x2 (S53, S56)
WJC Silver Medal
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
EDM Totals | GP: 660 | G: 204 | A: 270 | P: 474 | +/-: -107 | PIM: 153 | PP: 103 | HIT: 862 | SB: 499
SHL Totals  | GP: 660 | G: 204 | A: 270 | P: 474 | +/-: -107 | PIM: 153 | PP: 103 | HIT: 862 | SB: 499
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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
EDM Totals | GP: 71 | G: 18 | A: 19 | P: 37 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 10 | PP: 3 | HIT: 54 | SB: 75
SHL Totals  | GP: 71 | G: 18 | A: 19 | P: 37 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 10 | PP: 3 | HIT: 54 | SB: 75
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
  MET Totals   | GP: 200 | G: 58 | A: 66 | P: 124 | +/-: -61 | PIM: 42 | PP: 38| HIT: 141 | SB: 141
SMJHL Totals | GP: 200 | G: 58 | A: 66 | P: 124 | +/-: -61 | PIM: 42 | PP: 38| HIT: 141 | SB: 141
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
  MET Totals   | GP: 36 | G: 20 | A: 15 | P: 35 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 10 | PP: 10| HIT: 22 | SB: 49
SMJHL Totals | GP: 36 | G: 20 | A: 15 | P: 35 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 10 | PP: 10| HIT: 22 | SB: 49
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IIHF STATISTICS
    RR Totals    | GP: 96 | G: 29 | A: 32 | P: 61 | +/-: +41 | PIM: 26 | PP: 17 | HIT: 91 | SB: 57
MEDAL Totals | GP: 15 | G: 3   | A: 5   | P: 8   | +/-: +5   | PIM: 0   | PP: 2   | HIT: 12   | SB: 13
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WJC STATISTICS
    RR Totals    | GP: 48 | G: 9 | A: 18 | P: 27 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 10 | PP: 7 | HIT: 41 | SB: 26
MEDAL Totals | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 6   | P: 8   | +/-: +4 | PIM: 2   | PP: 1 | HIT: 6    | SB: 6
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Walton Stromberg loves playing poker with his teammates, and was thrilled to hear that he will feature as a celebrity player among poker professionals on High Stakes Poker season 10!

player page / update page / sig portfolio

Jaromir Jagrbomb - RD - Quebec City Citadelles

Walton Stromberg - C - Philadelphia Forge

Career highlights:

S54 SMJHL Entry Draft - 25th overall pick by Maine Timber

S54 - Alex Andani Award (WJC Top Rookie)

S55 SHL Entry Draft - 22nd overall pick by San Francisco Pride

S57 - WJC Gold Medal as the captain of Team Finland

S58 - Selected to SHL All-Rookie Team

S60 - Inducted to Maine Timber Hall of Fame

S62 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland

S64 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland

S66 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland

S69 - SHL Challenge Cup Champion (Philadelphia Forge)

My player would definitely want to be in a kpop video. It would probably have to be something by TWICE, or maybe even Red Velvet. But it will be very good.

[S78] #14 C | Jon Garfield
[SMJHL] Regina Elk

[S58] #72 LD | Shion Okamoto
[SMJHL] Newfoundland Berserkers | Former Captain | S60, S62 Four Star Cup
[SHL]  Chicago Syndicate | S64 Challenge Cup
[IIHF] Team Japan | S60 Gold

Luca will be premiering on their own talk show where they will discuss a variety of topics such as mental health, cooking and even a little politics.

 

In a surprise to no one, Ivan Lacksamus would be delighted to go on any cooking show but would specifically like to join The Big Cheese on the Cooking Channel as they travel the country (and hopefully the world soon) visiting cheese producers and enjoying the wide variety of available cheeses.

 


Sig credit: Ragnar, Carpy48, High Stick King


Ivan Lacksamus || RW || Detroit Falcons
Number: 14
Height: 6ft 1in
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Switzerland

Well obviously I am going to choose a romantic movie starring myself and @Zombiewolf and there's no drama or anything it's just basically a porn.

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

 

Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame | Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
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CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
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CAREER STATS:
758 GP:  265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points

Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
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Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion

Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
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Charmed, I'm sure
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Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
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PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
Fuckin' nothing so far. Or probably ever.

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

Magnus Liljestrom was offered a role as a goon in an ice hockey biopic. Being usually restrained on ice, he was happy to be able to show a different side of himself on camera.

Magnus Liljeström | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda | WPG | DET | SWE
Ornskoldsvik, Sweden | 6' 1" | 199lbs
Achievements:
S56 IIHF Bronze Medal
S55 Ryan Jesster Nomination for Best Rookie of the Year
S55 SHL All-Rookie Team
****S53 Four Star Cup Champion***
S53 WJC Silver Medal
S52 WJC Bronze Medal
S52 Nominated for Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated Player
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SHL Season Statistics
S61 | TBB | 66GP | 17G | 28A | 45P | +22
S60 | TBB | 66GP | 6 G | 19A | 25P | +6
S59 | WPG | 66GP | 7G | 22A | 29P | -18
S58 | WPG | 66GP | 16G | 25A | 41P | -3
S57 | WPG | 66GP | 11G | 22A | 33P | +11
S56 | WPG | 50GP | 3G | 8A | 11P | -13
S55 | WPG | 50GP | 3G | 22A | 25P | +8

Julio would do something low effort, like a cameo on an animated tv show. Just a quick a voice recording from my parked car and the whole thing is done. check please.

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Julio Tokolosh | RW | Edmonton Blizzard (A) | TPE: 2189
Age: s47
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 185
Number: 13
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Transactions
S46 SMJHL - Drafted 14th overall by Colorado Raptors
S47 SHL - Drafted 7th overall by Edmonton Blizzard
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SMJHL Statistics
S46: 50 GP | 6 G | 2 A | 8 P | -6
S47: 50 GP | 14 G | 20 A | 34 P | -5
S48: 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | -4
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SMJHL Post-Season Statistics
s46: 7 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -2
s47: 4 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +2
s48: 6 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +2
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SHL Statistics
s49: 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | -6
s50: 11 G | 21 A | 32 P | +4
s51: 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +7
s52: 14 G | 23 A | 37 P | -4
s53: 16 G | 26 A | 42 P | +24
s54: 32 G | 33 A | 65 P | +9
s55: 18 G | 25 A | 43 P | +41
s56: 33 G | 29 A | 62 P | +27
s57: 40 G | 44 A | 84 P | +47
s58: 32 G | 43 A | 75 P | +33
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SHL Post-Season Statistics
s49: 23 GP | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | +1
s50: 6 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +2
s51: 16 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | -6
s52: 6 GP | 5 G | 0 A | 5 P | -5
s53: 17 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | 4
s54: 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -3
s55: 11 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | +10
s56: 19 GP | 12 G | 8 A | 20 P | +6
s57: 7 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -2
s58: 12 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -4
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Career Achievements
s46 WJC - USA
s47 WJC - USA (Silver)
s48 WJC - USA
s49 EDM - Cole Reinhart Trophy
s49 EDM - Challenge Cup Champion
s51 EDM - Cole Reinhart Trophy
s51 IIHF - USA (Gold)
s52 IIHF - USA (Silver)
s53 IIHF - USA (Gold)
s53 EDM - Cole Reinhart Trophy
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Honors
s46: COL - Rookie of the year
s47: COL - Colton Hagan Award (defensive forward)
s47: COL - Poatato Chips Award (offensive forward)
s47: COL - Zinaida Titova Award (most valuable player)
s47: SMJHL - Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy (Underrated)
s48: COL - Team Leadership Award
s48: COL - Alexander Zajac Award
s48: COL - Poatato Chips Award (offensive forward)
s48: COL - Zinaida Titova Award (most valuable player)
s54: SHL - All Star (third team)
s56: SHL - All Star (second team)
s56: #9 All-Time TPE
s57: SHL - All Star (first team)
s57: SHL - Ron Mexico (nomination)
s58: SHL - All Star (first team)

My player has landed in a role in a public access documentary that focuses on the enivronmental impact of professional sports leagues and the players' reactions to the carbon footprint they are generating.

Reed Kobo - Winger - #33
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Elijah Jones - Winger - #33 Retired
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Toivo Kosonen - Defenseman - #33 Retired
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