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*Fluw* · 06-08-2022, 12:26 PM

The ice will be replaced with frozen gatorade so that when you get tripped or bodychecked and land on the ice you can get some hydration from the ice.

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Michiganonymous · 06-08-2022, 12:55 PM

The SHL has partnered with Curaleaf™ to help introduce new CannabIce® ice cubes and ice pops! Infused with *legal recreational substances, CannabIce® is scientifically proven to make enjoying a frosty iced iced beverage or sweet frozen treat 58% more relaxing!
As part of this partnership, the SHL has announced that for a limited number of games, teams playing in Canada and certain U.S. states will be skating on special green-tinted CannabIce surfaces!
Arena concession stands have reported a 3000% increase in sales of Doritos during games played on CannabIce®.

*Legality may vary depending on your jurisdiction

*roastpuff* · 06-08-2022, 02:08 PM

The ice at Toronto North Stars practice arena will be replaced with Gatorade because then it lets the player spray each other using hockey stops for hydration, thus saving time as they no longer have to stop and drink.

3lewsers · 06-08-2022, 02:24 PM

We will be replacing our ice with frozen chocolate protein shakes. We have found that the skates shave it nicely on quick turns, and it smells great when we are out there playing.

LordBirdman · 06-08-2022, 06:32 PM

After removing the frozen ice, SHL rinks have a new layer of frozen Vaseline. The slippery Vaseline makes it somewhat harder to skate but also makes the puck slide incredibly quickly.

*leviadan* · 06-08-2022, 08:32 PM

I think we would freeze spit in the Atlanta arena to replace the watery ice. It could be branded as a green initiative, since we save water by having the players generate the water in their own little mouths. No other team could claim to be as eco-friendly.

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***Reno*** · 06-08-2022, 08:40 PM

I would take the piss from Hotdog's piss drawer and use that to fill the rink. Hotdog won't get mad about it because he would be able to enjoy it while still playing hockey.

Julio Tokolosh · 06-08-2022, 09:16 PM

Brawndo's got what the SHL craves!
I like the idea of a lightup roller derby rink, and all of the skaters wear 2x2 roller skates. The pants/shorts are much shorter too. and the playoff beards go year round and body round.

Durden · 06-08-2022, 10:14 PM

Of course we're going to use champagne. That way when we're done with the season we can either cry in it and hoard it from the other teams, or we can sip it after we win the championship on that ice.

***Ohtaay*** · 06-08-2022, 10:20 PM

We are going with some Diet Coke to make the new rink - water is okay and boring. But diet coke, that is exciting. Get hit, laying on the ice? Well take a lick and let your taste buds enjoy.

Pickle Juice · 06-08-2022, 10:50 PM

I would want something salty to be honest. Something that is flavored with natural herbs and used to soak vegetables so they preserve. Something, dilly. dilly dilly. I need something so savory and borderline bitter, the goalies regret freezing the puck when they get snowed. I need Pickle Juice

***blix900*** · 06-09-2022, 08:55 AM

Arnold Palmer is such an easy choice... Who doesn't enjoy an ice cold Arnold Palmer? Now when there are ice shavings you could make a slushie instead of throwing it away.

*WithTheMoose* · 06-09-2022, 09:05 AM

Obviously the way to go is to replace the plain old ice with frozen lemonade. Not only does it make a vibrant color, but it's also delicious. And nobody knows when you pee in it.

Thelastheraclid · 06-09-2022, 09:44 AM

The ice is going to be replaced by printer ink. By volume it is one of the most expensive things in the whole world. It will serve as a constant reminder that your printer is out of cyan and you can't print anything until you replace it.

Urq660 · 06-09-2022, 09:49 AM

As a proud Scotsman, the only liquid we could replace water with is the Scottish National drink! No, not whisky, ya fancy dobber! Irn Bru! The rink will smell of… well whatever Irn Bru is meant to smell like and the ice will taste like… well, you get the picture. You can’t describe what it tastes or smells like, just Irn Bru, innit?

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