Greyson Cooper thought the mic was off after an interview & let the guy know he had to take a mean shit so he couldn’t stay & chat. He was mortified when he looked up & seen the on air still on

   


GREYSON COOPER || LW || BUFFALO STAMPEDE || TPE: 1810
Career Teams + Awards
S59 Quebec City Citadelles (3rd Overall)
S60 Quebec City Citadelles 
S61 Quebec City Citadelles
S61 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader)
S61 Roberto Martucci Trophy (Regular Season Goals Leader)
S61 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoffs Points Leader)
S61 Ideen Fallah Trophy - SMJHL Awards Committee MVP
S61 Raymond Lindsay Trophy - Most Outstanding Player
S62 Quebec City Citadelles

SOPHIA BENNETT || RW || HOF || CAN || RETIRED
Career Teams
S34 VAN
S35 VAN
S36 VAN
S37 LAP
S38 LAP
S39 LAP
S40 LAP
S41 LAP
S42 LAP
S43 LAP
S44 LAP
S45 LAP
S46 LAP
S47 LAP - WKP 
S48 WKP
S51 MANHATTAN RAGE
S52 HAMILTON STEELHAWKS
S53 Hamilton Steelhawks
S54 Toronto North Stars
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Team Transactions
S34 VAN - 1yr/2M
S35 LAP - 3 yr/6M
S38 LAP - 3 yr/11M
S41 LAP - 4 yr/20M
S45 LAP - 1 yr/5M
S46 LAP - 1 yr/5M
S47 LAP - 1 yr/5M
S47 LAP - Traded to West Kendall Platoon
S48 LAP - 3 yr/15M
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Achievements and Awards
S34 The Esa Anrikkanen Award (Rookie of the Year) 
S35 Four Star Cup Champion
S35 Occasus Trophy
S35 Top Two-Way Forward
S36 Vancouver Whalers MVP
S36 Top Two-Way Player
S38 IIHF Bronze Medal
S39 IIHF Gold Medal
S40 Announced Alternate Captain of the Los Angeles Panthers
S40 IIHF Silver Medal
S41 Announced Captain of the Los Angeles Panthers
S41 Named to 3rd All Star Team
S42 Cole Reinhart Trophy
S43 Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 Named to 1st All Star Team
S43 Nominated for the Ron Mexico Award (League MVP) (Most Goals)
S44 Named to 1st All Star Team
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Top 100 List
S40 #98
S41 #54
S42 #37
S43 #21
S44 #7
S44 #2
S44 #16

Marco Barengrub has the charisma of a battery so doing TV segments is actually hell for him and the production crew. His english is bad so just reading the prompter is a big task. They had a decent take until Barengrub said bear instead of beer

For some reason, everyone thought Alex said "San Francisco Fried" instead of "San Francisco Pride." Outwardly, he has attempted to blame this on his accent but the reality is he thought it would be a funny thing to say and he really didn't think that many people would notice. Whoops.

(sigs courtesy of Carpy48, BDonini, Turd Ferguson, FlappyGiraffe, and Sulovilen)

At an off-season event for the SMJHL network, a hot mic picked up my player discussing how most of the SMJHL locations were uncivil, redneck locations. This was smoothed over by sensitivity training during the rest of the off-season.

Reed Kobo - Winger - #33
Player Page- Update Page
Elijah Jones - Winger - #33 Retired
Player Page - Update Page
Toivo Kosonen - Defenseman - #33 Retired
Player Page -  Update Page

FHM 8 should be an exciting change for the league, and we at Hamilton are definitely going to test sim and try to exploit it. Wait, I mean we are definitely NOT going to do it, test swimming is against the rules of course

Player info | Updates | Stats


Aaron Wilson - C/LW/RW
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SHL
Challenge Cup x6 (S51, S53, S56, S58, S61, S63)
Sergei Karpotsov - Most points - x2 (S55, S61)
Anton Razov - Playoff MVP (S58)
Ron Mexico - League MVP (S61)
Sarmad Khan - League MVP (S61)
First all-star team x3 (S55, S60, S61)
Second all-star team x2 (S52, S59)
Third all-star team (S53)

SMJHL
Four Star Cup (S48)
Playoff MVP (S48)
Playoff points leader (S48)

IIHF
IIHF Gold x4 (S54, S56, S57, S58)
IIHF Silver x2 (S61, S62)
IIHF Bronze x4 (S50, S55, S63, S64)
WJC Gold (S48)
WJC Bronze (S46)
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S46: Drafted 37th overall by Vancouver Whalers
S47: Drafted 17th overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
S46: Signed a 1 year x 3M contract with Vancouver
S47: Signed a 3 year x 500k contract with Hamilton
S50: Signed a 3 year x 3M contract with Hamilton
S53: Signed a 2 year x 3M contract with Hamilton
S55: Signed a 2 year x 3M contract with Hamilton
S57: Signed a 3 year x 4M contract with Hamilton
S60: Signed a 1 year x 4M contract with Hamilton
S61: Signed a 3 year x 4M contract with Hamilton

During an interview Billy accidentally said "boy do I hate Miroslav Ketil and the Vancouver Whalers" when Confronted with the mistake Billy doubled down on the statement. "they are trash, no chance they win anything"

After being apart of the local sports talk show, Steven Connors has ashamed many people when he accidently admitted to enjoying both the musical stylings of Nickelback and pineapple on his pizzas.

Player Page     Updates

uh ok tommi koivu really messed up now. i can not believe he said this on air to millions. after a win he told evreyone that he can not do what he needs to do when he meant to say he could do it. this is not good. he will pay for his error.

Rotticus Scott||LW||4x Cup Winner||S54||2k+ TPE
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SMJHL Career Stats
SMJHL Career Regular Season G: 35, A: 81, P: 116 PPG: .59
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
SMJHL Career Post-Season GP: 61 G: 17, A: 24, P: 38 PPG: .62

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SMJHL Achievements
3x Conference Champion.
2x President's Trophy Winner
WJC 2x Gold, Silver medal
4-Star Cup Champion
S56 Ronan O'Keefe award winner (Top Playoff Scorer)
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SHL Statistics
S57: G: 25 A: 34 P: 59
S58: G: 9 A: 26 P: 35
S59: G: 24 A: 40 P: 64
S60: G: 28 A: 41 P: *69*
S61: G: 24 A: 40 P: 64
S62: G: 34 A: 49 P: 83
S63: G: 21 A: 42 P: 62
S64: G: 40 A: 26 P: 66
Totals: G:205 A: 297 P: 502 (.95 PPG)
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SHL Achievements
Ryan Jesster Rookie of the Year S57
President's Trophy S57. S60
Challenge Cup Winner S56, S58, S61, S63
IIHF Gold Medal S57 (as GM), S58 as player
Quad Gold Club

 
Tommi Koivu || LD || S66 || S69 IIHF Gold || 1900+ TPE

That was just a variation on a Boneless, you know. Hell, let it be known it shall now be named the Stiff Boneless, since it lacked the purpose of the original and I didn't need a board to do it.

Player Page - Update Page

Former Players: Yoshimitsu McCloud (LW, #64) -
Won a Four Star Cup once, knew ninjutsu, picture editors hated him, never tried free agency
Anton Harrier (LW, #90) -
Won WJC gold, liked skateboarding a lot, went to the finals with Manhattan, kept his seat glued in LR

While I didn’t realize my mic was still on, I dropped my coffee and accidentally muttered “Shit”, and one of the cameramen gasped, to which I tried to quickly say “silly me, dropped my coffee”. It did not work out very well and I was embarrassed for the rest of the day.

53 words

The sports segment was being sponsored by pepsi, but when the anchor asked about joans favourite pepsi owned drinks were he named all coke products instead. He didn't save it because he didn't realize it until they told him he wasn't allowed back on the show.

Sig by @Ragnar

While live on a local radio station in Charlotte, Kettu was answering phone calls from fans. The first phone call, however, ended with Kettu saying "Love you" to the unknown stranger, something he reflexively does with his parents. Good thing they were hanging up anyways.

Aleksi Kettu



Fox McCloud || General Manager || Los Angeles Panthers
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Los Angeles Panthers GM S56-Present
Regular Season Record: 682-535-87
Playoff Record: 94-85
S57 Lance Uppercut Award Winner
S62 Lance Uppercut Award Winner
S65 Lance Uppercut Award Winner
S65 Challenge Cup Champion
S75 Challenge Cup Champion
S75 Lance Uppercut Award Winner
S75 Littleton Award Winner
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Carolina Kraken GM S49-S55
Regular Season Record: 203-122-25
Playoff Record: 49-37
S49 Four Star Cup Champions (as MTL)
S50 Four Star Cup Champions
S54 Four Star Cup Champions
S51 Mathias Chouinard Award Winner
S54 Mathias Chouinard Award Winner



Aleksi Kettu || D || Los Angeles Panthers
Name: Aleksi Kettu
Height: 6ft 5in
Weight: 217lbs
Number: 20
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
    TOTAL    | GP: 263 | G: 83 | A: 97 | TP: 180 | +/-: -50
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
    TOTAL    | GP: 33 | G: 12 | A: 15  | TP: 27 | +/-: -18
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SHL Regular Season Stats
    TOTAL    | GP: 528 | G: 75 | A: 196 | TP: 271 | +/-: -5
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SHL Playoff Stats
    TOTAL    | GP: 59 | G: 2 | A: 18  | TP: 20 | +/-: 0



Michael Fox || F/D || NOLA/LAP || RETIRED
Name: Michael Fox
Height: 5ft 11in
Weight: 185lbs
Number: 88
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Drafted 20th Overall by the New Orleans Specters
S46 Draftee
Traded to Los Angeles prior to S56
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SHL Regular Season Stats
    TOTAL     | GP: 648 | G: 179 | A: 293 | TP: 472 | +/-: 95
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SHL Playoff Stats
     TOTAL    | GP: 87 | G: 26 | A: 29  | TP: 55 | +/-: -3

Friedensreich Hundertwasser had the embarrassing situation where in an interview talking about his team mate nikolaj Boyle he got his English mixed up and called him egotistical. But what he'd meant to call him was, a fucking prick

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Sigs by: Rum Ham, Orbiting Death x2, Enigmatic & Kyamprac

While on a morning talk show cooking segment, San-sam Emerson was caught saying on a hot mic that Philly cheesesteaks were fine but pretty overrated. He is currently in the witness protection program.

San-sam Emerson | Philadelphia Forge | LD | S63
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Incheon, South Korea
Number: 88
S62 SMJHL 3OA Pick
S62 SMJHL All-Rookie Team
S63 SHL 6OA Pick
S64 Regina Elk Alternate Captain
S65 SHL All-Rookie Team
S69 Challenge Cup
S70 Second Team All-SHL
S71 First Team All-SHL
S72 Second Team All-SHL
S73 Second Team All-SHL
S74 First Team All-SHL

Nat Emerson | Baltimore Platoon | Team Latvia (RETIRED)
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 250 lbs
Birthplace: Boston, Massachusetts
Number: 34
S47 Challenge Cup
S46 IIHF Bronze Medal
S55 IIHF Top Defenseman

While speaking to the media about how his offseason went, Pavel Jeziak accidentally spouted out how much he hates @leviadan and his PT department. He was quickly dragged away by men in black suits and sunglasses into a black van with PT written on the side. Jeziak was returned in the same van after a week, and since then Jeziak has had nothing but good things to say about PTs.