Prompt 1:

Pengu would absolutely struggle to describe hockey to anyone from this world, much less another world. He barely knows what hockey is as it is. The coach tells him to go smash things and slappy the puck towards the big scary net thing and thats what he does. Every single game day they struggle to get this penguin into his pads and helmet as he prefers to be in his natural state, so he would only be able to describe the gear as death traps meant to torture him and hole him against his will. They're tight and uncomfortable and Pengu would rather smash things the old fashioned way, without pads. The only gear that Pengu genuinely enjoys is the stick itself, which he would only be able to describe as a bludgeoning weapon. After all that is what he uses it for on the ice as he repeatedly bops players over the head with it. At the end of the day the people in this other world would only see hockey as a barbaric arena sport in which tortured souls beat each other with sticks.