Prompt 2: Written

Death is a tactical and analytical behemoth. A game of chess is one thing, as would coaching or managing a team. One would assume that a high end professional hockey player could outshine death in any skills competition, as hockey is one of the hardest games to learn and perfect. But Death is a sneaky one, who could probably surprise with deceptive skating, or perhaps puck-handling. Either way, I wouldn't chance it and I would through a curve ball into the skills competition repertoire.
The challenge I would pose to Death is to see who could get along better with the boys on the team. The boys would sniff out an imposter like nothing. He might be able to go top cheddar, but he can't wheel, snipe and celly. Death couldn't go out for brewskies or know the intricate details of what makes a good flow, or how to complement said lettuce. Death's a pylon, no chance he wins a beauty competition against a S69 champion with a sick muzzy and salad to match.
Checkmate, Death.