prompt two written

sebastien regazzoni is two things. he is a very fast very cocky hockey player with a good shot. he also talks a lot of shit and is confident in beating anybody who comes his way. so when death challenged regazzoni to a skills competition and even generously allowed regazzoni to pick the three skills they would compete in, sebastien knew immediately what he wanted to do. accuracy challenge, fastest skater, hardest shot. those three skills are the skills regazzoni, as a top prospect in the simulation major junior hockey league for the anchorage armada, knew he could beat death in. why? because he backed himself 100%. he outskated death and yelled at him the entire time, mocking the specter's lack of speed and POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER. during the accuracy competition, regazzoni completed it in 4 shots and a time of 6.9 seconds (nice). death did not complete it in that time. knowing that it was a best 2 out of 3 competition, regazzoni phoned it in for the hardest shot and lost (death's staggering 200 mph clapper was no match for regazzoni's feeble 100 mph). he proved that death was a lil wimp.