S70 PT #0: Otherworldly Forecheck
Due: March 26th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
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tomtommen
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WRITTEN TASK: What skills competition do you think you can beat Death at? Why? Would you try to cheat, or just give it your best shot?
If Tom Pedersen was to try and beat death in a competition he would choose a competition consisting of some kind of eating and drinking contest. As death will be dead and probably have their intestines either rotted away or mushed together without the ability to make the food passage its way through it would be a safe bet. If the intestines are rotted away the food will fall to the floor and thereby be an automatic loss. And as everybody knows if you eat or drink in a competition you have to hold the food or drinks inside. If you puke it up or drop it on the floor you lose.And if there is no passage through the intestines there will not be room for much food nor drinks. And if death tries too hard the intestines will probably burst open and thereby automatically lose. And Tom Pedersen loves to eat and drink and will therefore easily win this.
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