Prompt 2:

Death and I are going to be having a classic shot accuracy contest. Who's the best sniper between the two of us? That's easy: Lambert. Let me tell you why. Death, being so confident after centuries of doing his job to a T, would decide to be cocky and use his scythe to shoot instead of an actual hockey stick. He's never played hockey, so he thinks it will work on the same principle. It won't. He'll throw an absolute missile 20 feet to the left of the net and realize what a mistake he made. Lambert sends a light but accurate shot on the net that's going straight in (since he bribed the goalie before obviously). Death will start sobbing uncontrollably after realizing his own limitations and the consequences of his hubris. Or maybe he just absolutely smokes Lambert. I guess there's only one way to find out. Maybe the comp will be picked up by ABC or TNT! It'll probably just be on ESPN+ instead though.