Prompt 2:

The joke here starts from the assumption you can defeat Death. Nobody beats death. Nobody will ever beat death. Death is like taxes. Inevitable. But if we hypothesize Krou could beat Death, which, considering how much of a bum he is, it is very likely, it would definitely be a penalty shootout. Death can float right above the ice and use his sickle as a stick, but does he even have eyes? He can feel where you are, but does he know what direction you are facing? So, to me, it looks like Death would be a trash penalty shootout taker, so this is what Krou will fight him in for the right to stay alive. But here comes the other problem. Krou can't score in a shootout, even if his life depended on it, which it does. So it's an even playing field. Death can't see, Krou can't score. But somehow, Krou manages to do it. With a sleight of hand, or in this case, puck, trick, that Death will never see coming.