I’m explaining it to them by taking my time to do so, but adding my own spin so that it’s not just your classic hockey. Instead of faceoffs we’re doing rugby scrums to get the puck out of there. After every goal, the scored on team has to skate to the other boards and back twice.

In terms of gear that we are wearing, we’re going everything but shoulder pads. Obviously for style you look much cooler and on top of that it makes body checking that much more impactful (pun… intended?). Helmets are going to be the jofa buckets because that was by far the coolest era for hockey helmets that we have had. Skates are going to be made in various colours, not just primarily black. Default is red with flames and everyone is gonna look fast as heck out there, you could strap those on new reality’s milan lucic and he’d look he had turbo jets on his feet as he ripped up the ice. Honedtly, hire me for current world hockey reform