Quote:What skills competition do you think you can beat Death at? Why? Would you try to cheat, or just give it your best shot?

First of all, no one can cheat death. Many try, and all fail. Any hockey player attempting to cheat death in a skills competition will either need the deathly hallows or actually be Death themselves. With that being said....Aleksi Kettu will be attempting to cheat death. Just kidding, he'd take on Death in a stretch pass competition. I mean, let's be honest, how good can Death truly be at stretch passes? Has he ever played hockey a day in his life? No! Why? Because he's Death! He's too busy being Death to have any real stick skills whatsoever. And let's assume that Death might not be that bad with a stick when he picks one up, accurate stretch passes are a lot more difficult than one would assume, so Death might get a little too confident in his own abilities taking on a top pairing defenseman from the SHL. Kettu will be staying in his own world, thank you very much.