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10-21-2023, 01:42 AM ToeDragon84 Wrote: There will be a 201
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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
It's last minute, but I'm begging for any questions, comments or whatever else anyone would like to contribute for Bonk and I to record tonight. Thank you
JKortesi81
Hey guys!
I know you both pay incredibly detailed attention to the upcoming draft classes every season! Any players you’d like me to consider drafting? Any you’d like me to avoid?
Rank these flavors: Strawberry, Cherry, Blueberry, Watermelon, Green Apple, Orange, Grape, Pineapple.
Have you guys ever considered growing your own “Big Slappy” marijuana now that it’s legal and way less “frowned upon”?
Why is Slappy 200 TPE behind Bonk? Smh. You can’t bitch about how New Orleans does when you’re giving a half-assed (maybe 3 quarters assed?) effort.
Who is the most handsome celebrity?
Would you guys rather get rid of all spices in the world or all condiments?
Who are your Top 3 X-Men?
Give me two teams in the SHL that you’d definitely want to rebrand.
Now that it’s been a few season, do you regret coming back to the SHL or are you happy it’s back in your life (with pretty much all of the upgrades you requested so long ago: box scores, player portal, etc)
You’ve had 200 episodes now (which is basically one a week for 4 years, holy shit), how do you keep coming up with hilarious movie scenes to kick off the show?
When I say “Top 3 Big Slappy episodes ever?” Which ones come to your minds immediately?
Okay I’m done, clink the damn beers, hit the bong and pet a dog for me. Love you dopes.
-Joe K.
Joe Kurczewski ll New Orleans Specters GM ll 1679 TPE Drafted 12th overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S31 SHL Entry Draft Drafted 22nd Overall to STL in the SMJHL S30 Entry Draft Named Assistant Captain of the Scarecrows for S30 Named Captain of the Scarecrows for S31 and S32 Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S31 Traded to Montreal at the S32 Trade Deadline Named STL Scarecrows Co-GM Won the S32 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S34 Won the S39 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows Won the S40 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons Won the S40 Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP as voted by the awards committee) Won the S40 Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP as voted by the players) Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S40. Won the S42 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons Won the S42 Jeff Dar Trophy for Best Two-Way Forward Won the S42 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP Won the S44 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows Traded in the S44/S45 offseason to the Edmonton Blizzard for an S46 1st Round Pick Won the S45 Challenge Cup with the Edmonton Blizzard Won the S45 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarerows Was awarded one of the two expansion franchises for S46 (New Orleans Specters) SHL STATS Regular Season ------------------------------------------------------------------ S33: 50 GP - 6 G - 9 A - 15 PTS S34: 50 GP - 14 G - 14 A - 28 PTS S35: 50 GP - 14 G - 12 A - 26 PTS S36: 50 GP - 23 G - 29 A - 52 PTS S37: 50 GP - 28 G - 29 A - 57 PTS S38: 50 GP - 25 G - 21 A - 46 PTS S39: 50 GP - 17 G - 30 A - 47 PTS S40: 50 GP - 29 G - 37 A - 66 PTS S41: 50 GP - 25 G - 38 A - 63 PTS S42: 50 GP - 18 G - 35 A - 53 PTS S43: 50 GP - 17 G - 35 A - 52 PTS S44: 50 GP - 21 G - 24 A - 45 PTS S45: 50 GP - 22 G - 37 A - 59 PTS ------------------------------------------------------------------ Career: 650 GP - 259 G - 350 A - 609 PTS Playoffs: ------------------------------------------------------------------ S32: 2 GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS (Won Challenge Cup) S33: 16 GP - 6 G - 3 A - 9 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to NEW 4-2) S34: Did Not Qualify S35: 13 GP - 7 G - 4 A - 11 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to POR 4-3) S36: 11 GP - 5 G - 7 A - 12 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to TEX 4-0) S37: 7 GP - 5 G - 8 A - 13 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to SEA 4-3) S38: 17 GP - 10 G - 11 A - 21 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to MAN 4-2) S39: 4 GP - 1 G - 1 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to LAP 4-0) S40: 19 GP - 6 G - 18 A - 24 PTS (Won Challenge Cup) S41: 6 GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2) S42: 16 GP - 10 G - 15 A - 25 PTS (Won Challenge Cup) S43: 6 GP - 5 G - 3 A - 8 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2) S44: 5 GP - 0 G - 2 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to EDM 4-1) S45: 18 GP - 9 G - 10 A - 19 PTS(Won Challenge Cup) _________________________________________ Totals: 138 GP - 68 G - 84 A - 152 PTS SMJHL STATS Regular Season: S30: 50 GP - 13 G - 13 A - 26 PTS S31: 50 GP - 17 G - 21 A - 38 PTS S32: STL: 42 GP - 14 G - 7 A - 21 PTS S32: MTL: 8 GP - 2 G - 2 A - 4 PTS S32: TOT: 50 GP - 16 G - 9 A - 25 PTS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Playoffs: S30: 7GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS S31: 4GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS S32: 4GP - 3 G - 1 A - 4 PTS Update Page
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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
Bonk
Slappy and myself are thinking of recording tonight. If we get questions, we will be recording tonight so please ask some questions. As slappy is broke as a joke, and he needs to keep buying training.
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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
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Billy Hill
Who do you predict will win SHL Rookie of the year this upcoming season and why is it Billy Hill?
Wasty
Hey guys - did you see that I recreated?
Congrats on 200 eppies!
I got two songs for you boys!
“The Day The Earth Caught Fire” by City Boy
“MAD” by Caravan Palace
#40 Niclas Wastlund - W - VANCOUVER WHALERS NICLAS WASTLUND | HOF GM (LAP) - 1080 - 800 -178 Name: Niclas Wastlund Age: 61 Height: 6'7" Weight: 235 lbs Number: 77 Birthplace: Hudiksvall, Sweden Birthday: July 16th ------------------------------------------------------------ EEL Career Statistics S1 STHLM: GP: 60 || G: 4 || A: 20 || P: 24 || +/-: 13 || PIMS: 112 || H: 133 || SB: 100 ------------------------------------------------------------ NWJHL Career Statistics S7 VAN: GP: 38 || G: 5 || A: 22 || P: 27 || +/-: 18 || PIMS: 22 || H: 63 || SB: 50 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics S8 MIN: GP: 45 || G: 2 || A: 15 || P: 17 || +/-: 10 || PIMS: 81 || H: 54 || SB: 38 || TA: 23 S9 MIN: GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 24|| P: 33 || +/-: 17 || PIMS: 95 || H: 116 || SB: 37 || TA: 60 S10 MIN: GP: 50 || G: 25 || A: 33 || P: 58 || +/-: 25 || PIMS: 62 || H: 136 || SB: 44 || TA: 38 S11 MIN: GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 27 || P: 56 || +/-: 48 || PIMS: 31 || H: 194 || SB: 52 || TA: 41 S12 MIN: GP: 27 || G: 4 || A: 19 || P: 23 || +/-: 2 || PIMS: 31 || H: 60 || SB: 20 || TA: 00 S13 MIN: GP: 50 || G: 7 || A: 33 || P: 40 || +/-: 11 || PIMS: 57 || H: 91 || SB: 67 || TA: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics S8 MIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 5 || P: 6 || +/-: 2 || PIMS: 18 || H: 7 || SB: 14 || TA: 5 S9 MIN: GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -3 || PIMS: 2 || H: 16 || SB: 6 || TA: 6 S10 MIN: GP: 21 || G: 6 || A: 5 || P: 11 || +/-: 5 || PIMS: 10 || H: 69 || SB: 14 || TA: 22 S11 MIN: GP: 11 || G: 5 || A: 3 || P: 8 || +/-: -8 || PIMS: 8 || H: 46 || SB: 12 || TA: 9 S12 MIN: GP: 15 || G: 1 || A: 13 || P: 14 || +/-: 5 || PIMS: 16 || H: 32 || SB: 9 || TA: NA S13 MIN: GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 8 || P: 10 || +/-: 0 || PIMS: 2 || H: 22 || SB: 20 || TA: NA ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL General Manager Record S15 LAP: W: 20 || L: 24 || OTL: 6 || PTS: 46 || RESULT: 6th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S16 LAP: W: 33 || L: 15 || OTL: 2 || PTS: 68 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST in 1st Round to EDM S17 LAP: W: 29 || L: 16 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 63 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS S18 LAP: W: 25 || L: 23 || OTL: 2 || PTS: 52 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S19 LAP: W: 27 || L: 17 || OTL: 6 || PTS: 60 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - LOST in 1st Round to SEA S20 LAP: W: 26 || L: 15 || OTL: 9 || PTS: 61 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - LOST in 1st Round to TEX S21 LAP: W: 26 || L: 19 || OTL: 7 || PTS: 59 || RESULT: 4th WEST - LOST 1st Round to TEX S22 LAP: W: 33 || L: 13 || OTL: 6 || PTS: 72 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - LOST in Challenge Cup Finals to MAN S23 LAP: W: 30 || L: 18 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 64 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST 1st Round to SEA S24 LAP: W: 31 || L: 12 || OTL: 9 || PTS: 71 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST in Challenge Cup Finals to HAM S25 LAP: W: 25 || L: 20 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 55 || RESULT: 6th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S26 LAP: W: 26 || L: 22 || OTL: 2 || PTS: 54 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S27 LAP: W: 26 || L: 20 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 56 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S28 LAP: W: 26 || L: 17 || OTL: 7 || PTS: 59 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S29 LAP: W: 16 || L: 31 || OTL: 3 || PTS: 35 || RESULT: 6th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S30 LAP: W: 22 || L: 25 || OTL: 3 || PTS: 47 || RESULT: 6th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S31 LAP: W: 27 || L: 22 || OTL: 1 || PTS: 55 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S32 LAP: W: 38 || L: 10 || OTL: 2 || PTS: 78 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST 1st Round to CAL S33 LAP: W: 29 || L: 16 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 63 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - LOST 2nd Round to CAL S34 LAP: W: 30 || L: 12 || OTL: 8 || PTS: 68 || RESULT: 1st WEST - LOST 1st Round to TEX S35 LAP: W: 28 || L: 18 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 60 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - LOST 1st Round to POR S36 LAP: W: 24 || L: 22 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 52 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S37 LAP: W: 25 || L: 20 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 55 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S38 LAP: W: 20 || L: 26 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 44 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S39 LAP: W: 25 || L: 19 || OTL: 6 || PTS: 56 || RESULT: 4th WEST - LOST Challenge Cup Final to MIN S40 LAP: W: 25 || L: 18 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 57 || RESULT: 5th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S41 LAP: W: 33 || L: 13 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 70 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - LOST Challenge Cup Final to WKP S42 LAP: W: 28 || L: 22 || OTL: 0 || PTS: 56 || RESULT: 4th WEST - LOST 1st Round to EDM S43 LAP: W: 28 || L: 20 || OTL: 2 || PTS: 58 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - LOST 2nd Round to WPG S44 LAP: W: 30 || L: 16 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 64 || RESULT: 2nd WEST - LOST 1st Round to WPG S45 LAP: W: 24 || L: 20 || OTL: 6 || PTS: 54 || RESULT: 4th WEST - LOST 1st Round to EDM S46 LAP: W: 25 || L: 20 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 55 || RESULT: 3rd WEST - 2nd in Southwest - S47 LAP: W: 20 || L: 25 || OTL: 5 || PTS: 45 || RESULT: 7th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S48 LAP: W: 20 || L: 29 || OTL: 1 || PTS: 41 || RESULT: 8th WEST - MISSED PLAYOFFS S49 LAP: W: 21 || L: 19 || OTL: 10 || PTS: 52 || RESULT: 5th WEST - LOST Wildcard Round to EDM S50 LAP: W: 26 || L: 23 || OTL: 1 || PTS: 53 || RESULT: 5th WEST - LOST Wildcard Round to CAL S51 LAP: W: 21 || L: 25 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 46 || RESULT: 5th WEST - LOST Western Conference Finals to EDM S52 LAP: W: 25 || L: 21 || OTL: 4 || PTS: 54 || RESULT: 4th WEST - S53 LAP: W: 00 || L: 00 || OTL: 0 || PTS: 00 || RESULT: ??? WEST - Total Record: W: 991 || L: 743 || OTL: 170 || TOTAL: 1,904 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 11th overall by Stockholm in the S1 EEL Draft Drafted 7th Overall by Vancouver in EEL Supplemental Draft Drafted 4th Overall by Minnesota in the S8 SHL Draft -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: Named S1 Stampede Team Captain Season 1 EEL All-Star Selection Named S7 Vancouver Alternate Captain S7 Raymond Lindsay Award Winner (Fan voted League MVP) Season 7 NWJHL All-Star Selection - 1st Overall in Fantasy Draft 1st Defenseman Taken in the S8 Draft GM of Team Sweden at the S8 WJC Team Sweden - Gold Medal Winner S8 WJC S8 SHL All-Star S9 SHL All-Star S10 SHL All-Star - Voted #2 Starting D S11 SHL All-Star - Voted #1 Starting D S13 SHL All-Star S9 Minnesota Chiefs Alternate Captain S10 Minnesota Chiefs Alternate Captain S11 Minnesota Chiefs Alternate Captain S12 Minnesota Chiefs Alternate Captain Team Sweden - S10 Olympic Team Captain S10 Challenge Cup Champion - Minnesota Chiefs S12 Challenge Cup Champion - Minnesota Chiefs S10 Stevens Trophy Runner-Up Vancouver Whalers' Top D-Man Trophy named "Niclas Wastlund Trophy" ** Suspended for 25 games in S12. League Record for Best Plus/Minus in S11 for +48 Hired as Los Angeles Panthers GM - S15 Won Western Conference Title - S16 S17 Challenge Cup Champion - GM LA Panthers S17 JJ Krever Award Winner (Top GM) S22 Clarence Campbell Trophy Winner S23 President's Trophy Award Winner S24 President's Trophy Award Winner S32 President's Trophy Award Winner S32 Lance Uppercut Trophy Award Winner (Top GM) S32 Joe McKeil Trophy Award Winner (Top Coach) S34 Joe McKeil Trophy Award Winner (Top Coach) S42 Joe McKeil Trophy Award Winner (Top Coach) S43 Game 331 - 4-1 WIN v.s Toronto North Stars - 778th Win - 1st to hit this mark - Most Wins as a GM in SHL History -------------------------------------------------- Contract: Signed 3yr/10.5M Contract in S8 with NTC. Signed 5yr/18M Contract Extension in S10 with NTC Retired S13 Retired as LA Panthers GM After the S55 Season
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If you were to remove one SHL team purely off of branding, which would it be?
Bernard Lodge| #1 | Goaltender | Maine Timber SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S70 | MET | GP: 03| W: 02 | L: 01 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .921 | GAA: 2.02 | SO: 1 S71 | MET | GP: 45| W: 34 | L: 07 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .904 | GAA: 2.64 | SO: 6 S72 | MET | GP: 41| W: 26 | L: 13 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .887 | GAA: 3.25 | SO: 1 Career | MET | GP: 89 | W: 62 | L: 21 | OTL: 5 | SV%: .904 | GAA: 2.64 | SO: 8 SMJHL Postseason Stats: S70 | MET | GP: 5 | W: 04 | L: 01 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .903 | GAA: 3.00| SO: 0 S71 | MET | GP: 14 | W: 11 | L: 02 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .908 | GAA: 2.41 | SO: 2 S72 | MET | GP: 21| W: 10| L: 08 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .885 | GAA: 3.80 | SO: 3 Career | MET | GP: 40| W: 25 | L: 11 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .898 | GAA: 3.05 | SO: 5 Draft History Drafted 13th overall to the Maine Timber in the S71 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 11th overall to the New Orleans Specters in the S72 SHL Entry Draft Accolades S70 WJC Gold Medal S71 SMJHL All-Star S71 Four Star Cup Champion S71 SMJHL Playoff MVP S71 SMJHL Goalie of the Year S71 SMJHL Rookie of the Year S72 Maine Timber Alternate Captain Bernard Lodge| #1 | Goaltender | New Orleans Specters SHL Regular Season Stats: S73 | NOLA | GP: 29 | W: 13 | L: 06 | OTL: 4 | SV%: .901 | GAA: 3.28 | SO: 2 S74 | NOLA | GP: 32 | W: 20 | L: 05 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .900 | GAA: 3.31 | SO: 2 S75 | NOLA | GP: 45 | W: 17 | L: 24 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .896 | GAA: 3.25 | SO: 0 Career | NOLA | GP: 106 | W: 50 | L: 35 | OTL: 7 | SV%: .899 | GAA: 3.44 | SO: 4 SHL Postseason Stats: S75 | NOLA | GP: 11 | W: 05 | L: 05 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .925 | GAA: 2.68 | SO: 0 Career | NOLA | GP: 11 | W: 05 | L: 05 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .925 | GAA: 2.68 | SO: 0
Looking for any other contributions. Any subject SHL related or not. We'll be recording in a couple of hours
Thanks
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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
Bonk
Slappy and myself are looking to record again on Saturday night. We sure could use some questions, please.
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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
Do either of you have bathrooms at worm with dual toilet paper roll holders? Have you ever seen such a thing?
How far are the stall walls from the floor and ceiling?
Bonk have you spent any time studying fluid dynamics?
Slappy have you spent any time studying.. What was it? The meaning of life?
09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE THE VISSHOUND Age: 36 Height: 5'9" Weight: 178 Number: 09 Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Stats S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 6 || PTS: 14 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 15 S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2 || PIMS: 35 S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04 || A: 04 || PTS: 08 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 22 S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 13 || PTS: 24 || +/- +5 || PIMS: 17 S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 19 || PTS: 31 || +/- +7 || PIMS: 12 S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 34 || PTS: 51 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 12 S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43 || PTS: 70 || +/- +24 || PIMS: 18 S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36 || PTS: 60 || +/- +28 || PIMS: 25 S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34 || PTS: 54 || +/- +30 || PIMS: 4 S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22 || PTS: 45 || +/- +20 || PIMS: 4 S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35 || PTS: 59 || +/- +25 || PIMS: 11 S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44 || PTS: 78 || +/- +36 || PIMS: 38 S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 20 S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45 || PTS: 74 || +/- +32 || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G: 2 [/color]
3 || A: 19 || PTS: 42 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 50
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SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/- +197 || PIMS: 214 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Stats S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 4 S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/- -1 || PIMS: 2 S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 4 S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 6 S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 13 S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 0 S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 0 S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 4 S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 2 S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/- +3 || PIMS: 9 SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 6 SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/- -10 || PIMS: 38 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL S30 STL - 1 Season $3M S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN S31 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M S38 WIN - Opted out S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S41 WIN - 2 Seasons $6M S43 WIN - 1 Season $5M S44 WIN - 1 Season $5M ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31 S31 USA - IIHF Gold S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR S34 USA - IIHF Gold S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420 S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876 S40 USA - IIHF Gold S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285 S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points) S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- || Sojan Sviser Age: 38 Height: 5'11" Weight: 268 Number: 44 Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri [font=Arial]----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 || ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Post Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1 S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1 S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2 TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S35 COL Hired As Co-GM S39 COL Relived As Co-GM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards: S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner
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