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Cuffy · 10-05-2016, 06:06 PM

Randy Bobandy Demands

Get at least 5 members to Join the SBA
Randy wants a cheeseburger for every million he earns in his rookie contract.
Be sure Ricky is nowhere handy to your team.
Pay me enough so that i don't have to sell my body for cheeseburgers because you know a man's gotta eat.
If you don't know who the trailer park boys are give up you wont sign me

You need to do these 5 things in order for Randy to sign with either of your scrubby mawfkn smjhl hockey clubs.

Randy is going to come out the gates cpld and probably earn a very minimal amount of tpe because the user â€œcuffyâ€ is terrible on the SHL and hasn't been able to create a star player EVER. I suck at earning tpe no joke but i want the max 2 mil contract because how else am i gunna at least earn some tpe.

Ok seriously i haven't been able to update a player on here since Lahey was in his prime. French was the most boring thing to ever hit the SHL i hated him and regretted retiring lahey so early. So i figured why not try and bring him back but with a new gimmick in the Randy Bobandy thing. Me and mexico tried to build the Lahey Bobandy duo back in S14 and Mexico died off. So i am going to resurrect Bobandy and try and make him a successful name in the SHL rather than a bust.

Not gunna lie i hate the update scale and everything to do with it and it may even discourage me enough to stop updating again so whoever signs me better fuckin make me update because i not only want to make Randy successful in the SMJHL i want him to be a good fit in portland in a few seasons.

If i end up giving up with Bobandy and sucking hard this may very well be my last go with the SHL so i wanna be sure to make him a solid player. I've only managed to make one decent player out of the three i've created here. Lahey was my best player i've made in the SHL but i had the most fun with Cuff back in the old days. I hope that with Randy it'll bring the good times i had with Cuff back and the success i had with lahey back. If not then i will be done with shl.

I'm fucking terrible at writing articles and i only done this one because i was bored as fuck and everything in this article is just what came off the top of my head and took a solid 4 minutes to write.