In the history of this world certain moments rise above the norm in their immensity and importance. Their echoes still reverberate within our collective souls though none of us were alive to see them.
When the first proto-mammal dragged itself from the ocean's depth to bask in the light of the sun.
The day man first harnessed the power of fire, providing warmth, security and light for all mankind in perpetuity.
The first cave paintings, man's earliest attempts at both art and written communication.
The moment when the first crops were planted, introducing farming, spelling an end to the hand to mouth lifestyles of the hunter gatherers.
The founding of Rome, heralding the growth of civilization and empire.
September 11, 1924 when Tom Landry was born. (Look him up if you don't know)
July 16th, 1945 when the first atomic device was detonated in Jornada Del Muerto, New Mexico.
All of these pale in comparison to what we present to you now. B)
Click below and listen to all your greatest fantasies realized, your deepest desires brought to life.
This is The Big Slappy Hour #50! https://soundcloud.com/mesbonk/the-big-slappy-hour-50
This ninety minute extravaganza of the senses will amaze, shock and tittillate you like nothing you have ever experienced in your life.
You owe it to yourself, your children and future grandchildren to listen now.
Thanks to EJ, c, Avakael, Bojo, Esa and Alex Mack for questions (and boobs :D) Thank you also to every single one of you that has ever asked a question, made a comment or even just listened to The Big Slappy Hour. We could not have made five of these, let alone fifty of them without wide support and help from the SHL community at large. We truly appreciate it.
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Holy shit, I sneezed and then you sneezed! Weird shit
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bumping so i can find this easier on the road
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Quote: Originally posted by Bojo @Oct 11 2016, 09:30 AM
All right, now I'm not usually one to gush over any cat, including Pushkin, but that is awfully friggin cute.
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Quote: Originally posted by Slappydoodle @Oct 11 2016, 12:14 PM
I meant to post that in the animal rankings thread, but I'm glad to have enlightened you. :D
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Quote: Originally posted by Gifter of Bikes @Oct 11 2016, 07:02 AMDownload link plz
use this
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give it a minute or two, the 1.5 hours of fun makes a large file
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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
Avakael
Glorious as ever, boys.
D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE | SMJHL Career | SMJHL Regular Seasons | S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) | | Movement and Contracts | | S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R] Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52 Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37 Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46 1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class | SHL Career | SHL Regular Seasons | S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) | | S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) | | S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) | | S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) | | S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) | | S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) | | S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) | | S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) | | S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) | | S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) | | S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) | | S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) | | S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) | | S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) | | S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) | | S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) | | S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) | | S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) | | S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) | | S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) | | S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) | SHL Playoffs | S32 | (DNQ) | | S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) | | S34 | (DNQ) | | S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) | | S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) | | S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) | | S38 | (DNQ) | | S39 | (DNQ) | | S40 | (DNQ) | | S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) | | S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) | | S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) | | S44 | (DNQ) | | S45 | (DNQ) | | S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) | | S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) | | S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) | | S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) | | S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) | | S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) | | S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) | | SMJHL Career | SMJHL Regular Seasons | S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) | | S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) | SMJHL Playoffs | S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) | | S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) | | Awards | Awards Won | S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America) | S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman | S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America) | S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team | S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede) Awards Nominated | S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP) | S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | Movement and Contracts | | S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA | S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA | S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals | S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans | S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede | S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede | S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus, | S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede | S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede | S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede | S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede | S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede HEAD OFFICE ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS
Quote: Originally posted by Bonk @Oct 11 2016, 02:08 PMhttp://soundcloudmp3.org/
I downloaded a few days ago. Haven't had time to listen yet. Thanks for that link.
.bojo
Really cool that you guys have been doing this for so long.
Quote: Originally posted by Bojo @Oct 15 2016, 07:34 PMReally cool that you guys have been doing this for so long.
We skipped it this weekend and both lost money playing poker instead. :D
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09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE THE VISSHOUND Age: 36 Height: 5'9" Weight: 178 Number: 09 Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Stats S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 6 || PTS: 14 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 15 S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2 || PIMS: 35 S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04 || A: 04 || PTS: 08 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 22 S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 13 || PTS: 24 || +/- +5 || PIMS: 17 S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 19 || PTS: 31 || +/- +7 || PIMS: 12 S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 34 || PTS: 51 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 12 S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43 || PTS: 70 || +/- +24 || PIMS: 18 S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36 || PTS: 60 || +/- +28 || PIMS: 25 S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34 || PTS: 54 || +/- +30 || PIMS: 4 S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22 || PTS: 45 || +/- +20 || PIMS: 4 S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35 || PTS: 59 || +/- +25 || PIMS: 11 S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44 || PTS: 78 || +/- +36 || PIMS: 38 S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 20 S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45 || PTS: 74 || +/- +32 || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G: 2 [/color]
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SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/- +197 || PIMS: 214 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Stats S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 4 S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/- -1 || PIMS: 2 S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 4 S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 6 S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 13 S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 0 S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 0 S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 4 S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 2 S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/- +3 || PIMS: 9 SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 6 SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/- -10 || PIMS: 38 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL S30 STL - 1 Season $3M S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN S31 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M S38 WIN - Opted out S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S41 WIN - 2 Seasons $6M S43 WIN - 1 Season $5M S44 WIN - 1 Season $5M ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31 S31 USA - IIHF Gold S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR S34 USA - IIHF Gold S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420 S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876 S40 USA - IIHF Gold S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285 S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points) S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- || Sojan Sviser Age: 38 Height: 5'11" Weight: 268 Number: 44 Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri [font=Arial]----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 || ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Post Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1 S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1 S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2 TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S35 COL Hired As Co-GM S39 COL Relived As Co-GM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards: S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner
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