THIS PT IS FOR SHL PLAYERS AND SEND DOWNS. IT IS NOT FOR SMJHL ROOKIES.
It's time for playoffs, which means its time for playoff parties!
This will be another 5 TPE PT, the season has been shorter than anticipated, so I'm handing out some extra TPE to balance things out with regards to the schedule.
Written: For three capped TPE, write a 200 word press release for a local bar's pre playoff game party. Must include mention of a giveaway.
For an extra TWO capped TPE, create a short themed drinks menu for the playoff team of your choice.
Graphic: For three capped TPE, Make a poster for a local bar's pre playoff party. Must include a team logo.
For an extra TWO capped TPE, design a themed menu for the playoff team of your choice.
Deadline: Monday January 16th, 7pm EST
Grading Deadline: Wednesday January 18th, 7pm EST
If you have any questions please refer to the PT rubric.
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The New England Wolfpack will host free pre-game parties for fans before games 1 and 2 of the Challenge Cup playoffs against the Minnesota Chiefs next week at a local bar on the street just behind the arena where the Wolfpack play--y'all know the one, we know you already have your regular seat there. On both Thursday and Friday evening, the party will begin at 4 PM (because we respect the need to skive off work early when you can) and continue on into the early hours of the morning after the conclusion of the game (because who gives a fuck about sleeping). We encouraged you to wear Wolfpack green to show your support for the team! Note: do NOT try to wear Chiefs green; we will have professionals at the door to check hue, and we WILL turn away incorrect shades.
Speaking of the need to express your loyalties through your clothing, we will be GIVING AWAY Wolfpack t-shirts to the first 660 people through the doors of the bar. (Yes, you will still need to wear the correct shade of green to get IN the door. Then, and only then, will you be awarded with the free t-shirt.) We are a giving team that absolutely does not ascribe to the capitalist forces of the hockey industry, which is why the t-shirts are free for so many fans. You're welcome.
Your drinks, however, will not be free, because the previous paragraph may have contained some lies, and also because the bar paid us a lot of money to mention its name in this press release and we didn't, so they're going to have to make up that difference. Here are some Wolfpack-player-themed drinks you'll be able to buy for incredibly reasonable prices at the parties:
The Nathan Russell$25
It's just locally-brewed beer, because Russell is both local and a deeply boring guy.
The Clayton-Landvik$30
Playing off the love these defencemen have for rainbow-themed things, this drink is full of rainbows. (Please note that neither the New England Wolfpack nor the bar hosting this party will foot any dentist bills incurred as a result of consuming this drink.)
The Mainio Mäkinen$50
This shot is both tiny and high value, just like Mäkinen. It's also full of secrets, since we're not going to tell you what it is. (Mäkinen may or may not also be full of secrets.)
The West Kendall Platoon will take on the Manhattan Rage in round one of the Challenge Cup playoffs, and for every home and away game, Captain Peg Leg’s Bar and Grill will host an official pre-game and watch party. This is playoffs, Florida style. If you’re a Toonza fan, you won’t want to miss it. Watch the game from the bar, or from the beach! We’ll have a screen and projector set up so you can dig your toes in the sand while your favorite player puts their skates to the ice. Bring a blanket, or rent a cabana chair for maximum comfort. Puck drops at 7:30, but come early for trivia games, sand hockey, and a signed merchandise giveaway. Enjoy early bird food and drink specials if you show up for hockey happy hour from 4:30-6pm. Purchase raffle tickets to win a chance to watch a game from one of the luxury suites next season. Regular entry prices are $5, but there will be no cover charge for fans who show up decked out in Platoon gear. (Show up in Rage gear and pay double the entry fee.) Sound good? Wait, there’s more! If the Platoon win, everyone in attendance will win one free themed drink ticket to get the celebration going. Party into the night, Slappy McDoodle style!
Themed Drinks for the evening will include:
The Pietra Vodkova - A vodka soda, minus the soda, served in a collectible platoon tumbler Mai Ty Justice - Traditional Mai Tai made with blue curacao for added Platoon flair Matt Lewis-Mudslide - Traditional Mudslide served in a goalie mask shaped collectable mug Ales Smirnoff Light - Any Smirnoff vodka cocktail with up to two mixers, served in a collectible platoon tumbler Bojo Ritas - A Lime-a-Rita of your choice, served with a Bojo Biscuit coaster
It's SHL Playoff Time here in Manhattan, so head on down to the Fuddrucker's Bar and Grill to catch the Manhattan Rage in action!
Cheer on your team as they face off against the West Kendall Platoon in Round 1! All games will be shown on every one of our big screen TVs!
We will be having many giveaways and prizes throughout the night! You could win mini-sticks, bobbleheads, jerseys, even tickets to the next home game! Every drink you buy gets you an entry into the Grand Prize Draw! The Grand Prize is a set of Season's Tickets for S33! You don't want to miss out on this chance!
Hello everyone. Thank you for coming out tonight for our short press conference. We're a relatively new bar in downtown Los Angeles, and since both my brother and I are huge Panthers fans, we thought, what better theme for the bar than that? We worked hard getting the bar ready, getting licensing from the team, and we are now officially ready to unveil the new Los Angeles Panthers Bar. Here today to help us show off our menu and get our names out there are some current members of the Panthers organization. General Manager Niclas Wastlund, goaltender Timo Haas, defenseman and team captain Chris Crutchfield will all be unveiling drinks named after themselves, and defensive prospect Matthew Leetch will, um...eat some food or something, maybe order a coke lol. We're very excited to have these players and management members here with us today to help our business grow and succeed. So without further ado, our four marquee drinks are...
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Marquee Drink Menu
The "Let's get Wasty'd"
Named after legendary Panthers GM Niclas Wastlund, often nicknamed "Wasty". And trust us, you'll be absolutely "Wasty'd" after drinking this.
The "Panther Pride"
An alcoholic drink including flavors from different blue and orange fruits representing the two main colors of the Los Angeles Panthers.
The "Timo Faast"
This drink won't spend any time at all getting tons of alcohol into your system. It gets to work right away, and stays just as strong the entire time. (Symbolical of Haas' fast start and steady pace throughout the season).
The "Cap'n Crutch"
Named after Panthers star defenseman and captain, Chris Crutchfield, this drink was personally designed by him and we believe it will quickly become a favorite at our bar.
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For the Panthers' upcoming playoff run, we will be selling a "Let's get Wasty'd"at 50% for every Panthers goal scored, giving away a free "Panther Pride" after a Panthers win (limit of 1 per customer), taking 2% off the price of a "Timo Faast" for every save he makes (discount to be used once), and giving away a free "Cap'n Crutch" for every goal that Chris scores. All of these discounts/giveaways will occur prior to the next game. For game one, we will have Halifax Raiders players Alexsander Komarov and Matthew Leetch (both Panthers defensive prospects) since they have a bye, and Colorado Mammoths defenseman Tord Yvel (eliminated) here to sign autographs for fans. We will be giving away Panther masks and foam fingers, and every fifteen minutes in the two hours leading up to game one, we will give away a Panthers jersey (raffle tickets for the jersey are acquired from drink purchases. Limit 5).
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New England Wolfpack Announce Game One Pregame Party
Attending the first game of the S32 playoffs between the New England Wolfpack and Minnesota Chiefs? Stop by the Bukowski Tavern before the game for a pre-game party you won't forget! Featuring appearances by Wolfpack legends such as Chris McZehrl, Carter O'Callahan, and more, you won't want to miss this party!
Spinning tunes will be the ever popular DJ S.A.W.F.T. who will have such songs for you as "Baa Baa Black Sheep," "Brahm's Lullaby," and, of course, the My Little Pony theme song.
We'll also have giveaways every half an hour starting at 5 PM, going all the way through the end of the game for those of you who couldn't attend the game. Prizes include plushes, autographed pucks, jerseys, and even tickets to the game in the front row along with locker room passes for the first intermission!
For those sticking around for the game, the intermission report will be hosted right from the bar rather than in studio tonight so you'll be able to see that broadcast up close and personal.
In addition, there will be drink and food specials all night long that you won't want to miss! We're talking cheap food and drink - what could possibly be better than that? Stop by before, during, or after the game - we'll be waiting for you!
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Special Menu for Tonight's Game:
Literally Just Milk
I don't know what you want for a description. It's milk.
Raven's Nectar
Nectarine juice mixed with vodka.
The Roman Morenov
A white russian.
New England Iced Tea
Tea mixed with more tea.
Clayton's Cup o' Tea
Just one tea.
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Howl at the Moon Bar & Grill's S32 Pre-Playoff Party!
Boston’s own New England Wolfpack are back in the Simulated Hockey League playoffs for season 32, and right across from the Boston Garden, Howl at the Moon Bar & Grill is boasting the best pre-playoff game party for all hockey fans to enjoy. Starting at 3 p.m., Monday through Friday, enjoy $3 pints of select Wolfpack-favorite brews, ½ off apps, and our special $10 medium three-topping pizzas. After 6 p.m., the party is still just getting started! Stop by to see our deals!
Gather with other Wolfpack fans this week to watch our players take on one of the East’s best teams this season has to offer every day after 6 p.m., maybe 9 p.m., who knows. The Wolfpack will be up against the Minnesota Chiefs, but luckily, #BeatTheChiefs is something our players know all too well. Will our Pack make it three for three Cups? To honor the back-to-back champions, be one of the first 100 people to enter after 6 p.m., Monday through Friday, and receive a limited-edition Wolfpack branded growler cup. Also this week, when you donate $5 or more to the Kid’s Pack Foundation, you will be entered to win a signed jersey by local boy Nathan Russell or a broken stick used in an actual game signed by Mia Landvik. See you for our pre-playoff parties!
Morenov’s Legend Shot - Straight up vodka dyed green - $4
Russell’s Choice - Sam Adams, $3 pint from 3 p.m. - 6 p.m.; $5 after 6 p.m.
Bure Blizzard - To commemorate the number of times the Wolfpack has seen the Blizzard in the Finals, the Bure Blizzard (premium white rum, soda water, Sprite) is a good luck drink of choice to make sure our Pack gets to the Finals! - $8
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Hockeytown Bar and Grill will be hosting Falcons Flock for every Detroit Falcons road playoff game in S32. While we hope all of our loyal Detroit fans will pack Jet Blue Airways Arena when our boys are in town, we also hope those fans will come to Hockeytown Bar and Grill for the games up north against Montreal, as well as potential future matchups.
For tomorrow’s game two against Montreal, Falcons Flock will be emceed by MBS Sports’ Daniel Delewis and “Triple Tee†Thor Trenton, as well as former Detroit Falcons winger Zach Evans. Delewis and Trenton are the voice of the Falcons on the MBS Sports network, while Evans will be visiting Detroit while his Winnipeg Jets enjoy the offseason.
There will also be several giveaways and contests, including cornhole, Falcons-centric trivia, and an SHL 32 tournament. Prizes include season tickets for the S33 Detroit Falcons, a copy of Alexis Metzler’s book “Do Any Of You People Even Know What Qualitative Is?â€, and our grand prize, an autographed Jeff Kirkstone jersey.
The festivities will begin at 5:00 pm, with puck drop at 7:30. After Falcons Flock, be sure to stick around and enjoy the game on our massive 69†projection screen, enjoying the contest with the company of fellow Detroit supporters.
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AWOOOOOH! Help us here at the Boston Biergarden cheer on your two-time Cup Champions as the New England Wolfpack looks to go for an unprecedented third straight title. We know you don't really feel like getting off your couch, fighting the traffic, and bobbing and weaving through drunk and rowdy crowds for just ANY sports bar, though, so we're going to sweeten the deal:
Participate in our game-worn and signed merchandise silent auction! Half of the proceeds will go directly to the Wolfpack salary cap, ensuring that the players you know and love won't get mass-traded overnight. (Maybe.)
Like games? Good, so do we! Throw your beanbags into a wolfish grinning cornhole, toss rainbow horseshoes out back, participate in Wolfpack-themed trivia, and compete in our Tender Look chicken competition! (Last one to notice the inevitable sexual tension wins, of course.) All of our games come with a highly partial judging committee and may or may not include cheating, and fabulous prizes.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Bring your reluctant designated drivers along--we'll be handing out fuzzy grey Wolfpack wristbands to nominate a DD of your choice, and their soft drinks and water are on the house! After all, nothing says Softpack like seeing your white girl wasted friends home safely.
Quote:For an extra TWO capped TPE, create a short themed drinks menu for the playoff team of your choice.
The Landvik: A ¾ shot Amaretto, a ¼ shot of 151 rum, and half a glass of beer. We light it on fire. You drink it. What, you aren't scared, are you? (Don't worry--it looks dangerous but it's sweet on the inside.)
The Talo: Milk, chocolate syrup, and Wolfpack-green mint liqueur combine to make this ultra-sweet treat. Channel your inner Girl Scout as you drink this and somehow avoid the penalty box forever.
The Lundberg: Our locally brewed craft beer, created for those who sweat for the greater good, travel the world, and somehow STILL escape wider recognition. (Plebians.)
The Buckner: A little whisky, a little HOT DAMN! The Buckner starts smooth and finishes strong. Hear the narrator of Duluth Trading Company in your head as you button up your plaid and guzzle that sweet, sweet playoff victory.
The Granlund: A virgin Shirley Temple, for the kids you've inappropriately dragged to the bar who aren't old enough to drink yet.
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CALGARY DRAGONS PLAYOFF PARTY AT THE HART FOUNDATION!
Ladies and Gentleman, once again YOUR Calgary Dragons are in the SHL playoffs! Come on down to The Hart Foundation, Calgary’s number one party bar, each and every Dragons game night to watch the Dragons take on the Los Angeles Panthers in Round One Challenge Cup action! To celebrate the Dragons’ quest for a third cup in six years and cement themselves as a dynasty, the Hart Foundation is going all out for the playoff party!
First off, from 5pm to 7pm we’ll have a special meet and greet autograph session with Calgary’s own legend: The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, Bret “The Hitman†Hart! But that’s not all! We’ll have BOTH members of the Hart foundation as we just learned that Jim “The Anvil†Neidhart will be making an appearance as well!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!
We’ll be raffling off a very special package to Game Three here in Calgary, with FOUR tickets to the Hart Foundation’s suite inside the arena, with vouchers for food and UNLIMITED BEER! You’re drinking on us here at the Hart Foundation!
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
We’ll also be giving away a signed Hunter Wong jersey AND a signed Nicholas Pedersen jersey! AND OF COURSE A VERY SPECIAL 8 x 10 OF ESA ANRIKKANEN SIGNED BY RANDY RANDLEMAN!
This just in! The Hart Foundation will be offering up the following Dragons themed menu for the games!
Esa’s Chicken Parm Sub ($8.00): A Sub fit for Esa himself! We take two lightly breaded chicken breasts, melt some of our finest mozzarella cheese on them, and slather them with a sauce fit for a king. We put those between a fresh baked sub roll, and MUAH! PERFECTION!
And to wash it down:
Dragon’s Breath ($4.00): A shot of fireball, followed by an “Angry Ballsâ€, which is Fireball mixed with Angry Orchard Hard Apple Cider. A killer deal for a killer team!
Dragon’s Egg ($4.00): A Hard Root Beer with a scoop of Cinnamon Vanilla ice cream. A float for adults.
Finally, the Calgary Coffee ($6.00): A delicious mix of milk, coffee liquor, and irish crème.
Quote:Originally posted by Jenny@Jan 9 2017, 08:28 PM [b]The Nathan Russell$25
It's just locally-brewed beer, because Russell is both local and a deeply boring guy.
The Clayton-Landvik$30
Playing off the love these defencemen have for rainbow-themed things, this drink is full of rainbows. (Please note that neither the New England Wolfpack nor the bar hosting this party will foot any dentist bills incurred as a result of consuming this drink.)
The Mainio Mäkinen$50
This shot is both tiny and high value, just like Mäkinen. It's also full of secrets, since we're not going to tell you what it is. (Mäkinen may or may not also be full of secrets.)[/b]
$25 for a beer, $30 for a mixed drink and $50 for a shot?!?!??
This fkin place is outrageous
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Come join us for our Playoff Viewing Party, every game night at McGreevy’s on Boylston St. We’re serving up your favorite pub foods with half off appetizers through the first two periods of every Wolfpack playoff game. This is the spot to be to cheer on your favorite SHL team as they go for the three-peat. We’ve cheered them on all season long and now it’s time to get loud and bring home that Cup! Every game we’ll be doing raffle tickets for Wolfpack merchandise. Win signed gear from your favorite players like Nathan Russell, Jasper Clayton, Patrikov Bure, and Mikke Laukkanen! We’ve got game worn jerseys, sticks and more. Every person in the door will get one ticket. For every Sam Adams purchased throughout the game you’ll receive another ticket! We’ll also be doing a silent auction for Season 32 memorabilia. Relive all the great moments from this past season with signed photos and pucks. As a special treat, McGreevy’s has teamed up with the New England Wolfpack to give us behind the scenes interviews between periods. We’ll be live streaming from the stadium with your favorite players to get a real time experience like no other. What are you waiting for! Come on in and let’s cheer on the Wolfpack as they strive to bring home another Cup!
Drink Menu
The “Patrikov†Mule
Add a dash of excitement to your Moscow Mule. Try it Bure’s way with a jalapeno pepper and a dash of orange liqueur.
The “Mia†Smash
Monster Energy Drink with Vodka! Get hyped up like Mia. Just don’t wreck the place
English Martini
Celebrate with Clayton and his British heritage with this classic English Cocktail. Dry gin with St. Germain Liqueur. Shaken not stirred.
The “Granlundâ€
Sparkling apple juice because sometimes you can’t drink.
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