the real imposter is none other than asspancakes, coming back to regain his glory as the leagues top scorer. Izzy stands shocked, almost fainting before declaring to the crowd that this mean...
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Season 24 - *4 Star Cup Champions - Vancouver Whalers*
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Treason! "It's treason, then!" shouts Izzy, before drawing a t-shirt cannon from underneath his jersey. Before he can fire, though, he's cut off by...
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...none other than Mr.Shit, swinging in out of nowhere on a rope, straight towards Izzy.. He shouts, "no stupid, u no kill asspancakes he nice man I gonna fuck u up", as he pulls from his pocket...
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Jon Toner | #3 | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers | S38-S57 | HOF | Age: 37 Birthplace: Killarney, Ireland Height: 6'1 Weight: 200 Number: 3 ---------------------- SHL Career Stastics GP: 816 | G: 127 | A: 372 | P: 499 | +/-: 127 | H: 1017 | SB: 1073 | ---------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics GP: 200 | G: 31 | A: 92 | P: 123 | +/-: -30 | H: 121 | SB: 235 | ---------------------- IIHF Career Statistics GP: 160 | G: 19 | A: 63 | P: 82 | +/-: +21 | H: 253 | SB: 253 | ---------------------- Achievements Drafted 28th overall in the S38 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 30th overall in the S39 SHL Entry Draft S41 Four Star Cup Champion with the Kelowna Knights S42 SHL All-Rookie Team 1x Scott Stevens Nominee (S46) 1x Scott Stevens Winner (S49) 1x 1st Team Allstar (S49) 2x 2nd Team Allstar (S46,S48) 5x IIHF Gold Medalist (S42-46) 1x IIHF Silver Medalist (S47) 1x IIHF Bronze Medalist (S48) 1x IIHF Top Defenseman Award (S48) Unanimously inducted into the Hall of Fame (S63) Age: 30 Birthplace: Lyon, France Height: 6'3 Weight: 215 Number: 77 ---------------------- SMJHL Career Stastics S57 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 22 | H: 99 | SB: 44 | S58 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 22 | P: 32 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 10 | H: 74 | SB: 37 | S59 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 26 | P: 45 | +/-: +23 | PIMS: 30 | H: 93 | SB: 19 | S60 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 54 | P: 66 | +/-: +18 | PIMS: 30 | H: 79 | SB: 48 | SMJHL Totals: GP: 264 | G: 48 | A: 126 | P: 174 | PIMS: 92 | H: 345 | SB: 148 | ---------------------- SHL Career Statistics S61 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 27 | P: 38 |+/-: +38 | PIMS: 28 | H: 85 | SB: 36 | S62 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 26 | P: 37 | +/- +27 | PIMS: 12 | H: 72 | SB: 41 | S63 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 32 | P: 43 | +/- +55 | PIMS: 16 | H: 97 | SB: 47 | S64 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 43 | P: 63 | +/- +29 | PIMS: 20 | H: 130 | SB: 65 | S65 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 44 | P: 60 | +/- +19 | PIMS: 14 | H: 107 | SB: 81 | S66 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 47 | P: 95 | +/- +26 | PIMS: 38 | H: 74 | SB: 44 | S67 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 46 | A: 56 | P: 102 | +/- +29 | PIMS: 42 | H: 59 | SB: 31 | S68 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 43 | P: 67 | +/- +51 | PIMS: 28 | H: 75 | SB: 55 | S69 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 37 | P: 70 | +/- +44 | PIMS: 35 | H: 58 | SB: 32 | S70 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 42 | P: 74 | +/- +50 | PIMS: 44 | H: 70 | SB: 33 | S71 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 68 | P: 99 | +/- +37 | PIMS: 44 | H: 114 | SB: 39 | S72 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 31 | P: 62 | +/- +46 | PIMS: 34 | H: 128 | SB: 26 | S73 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 38 | P: 63 | +/- +24 | PIMS: 32 | H: 102 | SB: 61 | ---------------------- Achievements Drafted 6th overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Colorado Raptors (S57) Drafted 4th overall in the SHL Draft by the Baltimore Platoon (S58) Colorado Raptors 'A' (S58-S60) Set SMJHL Record for Assists in a season with 54 (S60) Traded from the Baltimore Platoon to the Winnipeg Aurora in S66 S66 Ron Mexico Nominee S66 3rd Team All-Star S67 Ron Mexico Nominee S67 2nd Team All-Star S72 Challenge Cup Champion] Signed with the New Orleans Specters in S74 Signed with the Winnipeg Aurora in S76 Player Profile |
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the fact that people hate pancakes and they love waffles. All of a sudden a voice booms out “AWWWWWWWW SHL! DON’T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS 5-TIME CHAMPS, AND FEEEEEEL THE POWWAAAAAAAA!” And the New Day comes out throwing pancakes at......
Dusty Rhodes || LW #24 || S67 || New Orleans Spectres|| 1344TPE Alias: The American Dream Born: 11/4/2004 Height: 6'3" Weight: 230 lbs Number: 24 Birth Place: Austin TX USA ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ S66 Drafted 4th Rd 44th Ova by Anchorage Armada Awards: ------------------------------------------------------------ Kata Vilde || G #1 || S41 || Calgary Dragons || Retired Hall of Fame Alias: The Madness Born: 11/4/2000 Height: 6'3" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 1 Birth Place: Marstrand, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S44| CAL| GP 33| W: 17| L: 13| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.61| SO: 1 S45| CAL| GP 41| W: 17| L: 22| OTL: 2| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 3 S46| CAL| GP 44| W: 22| L: 18| OTL: 4| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.84| SO: 2 S47| CAL| GP 44| W: 24| L: 14| OTL: 6| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.79| SO: 1 S48| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 17| OTL: 6| SV%: .907| GAA: 2.95| SO: 0 S49| CAL| GP 44| W: 31| L: 10| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.63| SO: 3 S50| CAL| GP 44| W: 23| L: 18| OTL: 3| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 2 S51| CAL| GP 44| W: 25| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.78| SO: 3 S52| CAL| GP 44| W: 20| L: 20| OTL: 4| SV%: .900| GAA: 3.18| SO: 0 S53| CAL| GP 44| W: 27| L: 14| OTL: 2| SV%: .901| GAA: 2.66| SO: 4 S54| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 19| OTL: 4| SV%: .890| GAA: 3.32| SO: 2 S55| CAL| GP 44| W: 26| L: 13| OTL: 5| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.53| SO: 4 S56| CAL| GP 44| W: 34| L: 6| OTL: 4| SV%: .936| GAA: 1.65| SO: 9 S57| CAL| GP 48| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 2.69| SO: 8 S58| CAL| GP 49| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 3| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.54| SO: 4 S59| CAL| GP 43| W: 24| L: 15| OTL: 3| SV%: .918| GAA: 2.66| SO: 3 S60| CAL| GP 39| W: 23| L: 11| OTL: 4| SV%: .923| GAA: 2.37| SO: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S44| CAL| GP 4| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV%: .893| GAA: 3.26| SO: 0 S46| CAL| GP 10| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.38| SO: 1 S47| CAL| GP 15| W: 8| L: 4| OTL: 3| SV%: .906| GAA: 3.07| SO: 1 S48| CAL| GP 11| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.68| SO: 1 S49| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .898| GAA: 3.57| SO:2 S50| CAL| GP 20| W: 16| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .920| GAA: 2.39| SO:1 S51| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .905| GAA: 3.48| SO:0 S52| CAL| GP 13| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 2| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.60| SO:1 S53| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.90| SO:0 S54| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.61| SO:0 S55| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 3.65| SO:0 S56| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .894| GAA: 4.25| SO:0 S57| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .899| GAA: 3.26| SO:0 S58| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 3.86| SO:1 S59| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .923| GAA: 3.19| SO:0 S60| CAL| GP 7| W: 5| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.72| SO:0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S40| KEL| GP 10| W: 03| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .871| GAA: 2.94| SO: 0 S41| KEL| GP 46| W: 23| L: 13| OTL: 7| SV%: .876| GAA: 2.79| SO: 3 S42| KEL| GP 40| W: 29| L: 08| OTL: 2| SV%: .892| GAA: 2.50| SO: 0 S43| HAL| GP 45| W: 17| L: 19| OTL: 8| SV%: .869| GAA: 3.19| SO: 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S41| KEL| GP 15| W: 12| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 2.64| SO: 0 S42| KEL| GP 10| W: 08| L: 01| OTL: 1| SV%: .915| GAA: 1.71| SO: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Round Robin Statistics: S44| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0 S45| SWE| GP 10| W: 4| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 3.23| SO: 0 S46| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .896| GAA: 3.33| SO: 0 S47| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .892| GAA: 4.51| SO: 0 S48| SWE| GP 4| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 1| SV% .848| GAA: 5.01| SO: 0: S49| SWE| GP 10| W: 6| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .926| GAA: 2.21| SO: 0: S50| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV% .905| GAA: 3.34| SO: 0: S51| SWE| GP 12| W: 6| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV% .906| GAA: 3.10| SO: 0: S52| SWE| GP 12| W: 8| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .927| GAA: 2.56| SO: 1: S53| SWE| GP 11| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 0| SV% .923| GAA: 2.92| SO: 0: S54| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 3| OTL: 2| SV% .916| GAA: 2.80| SO: 1: S55| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV% .910| GAA: 3.08| SO: 0: S56| SWE| GP 6| W: 4| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV% .899| GAA: 2.67| SO: 0: S57| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .788| GAA: 7.18| SO: 0: S58| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .872| GAA: 3.00| SO: 0: S59| LAT| GP 9| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 2| SV% .913| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0: S60| LAT| GP 4| W: 0| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .902| GAA: 4.27| SO: 0: ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Statistics: S46| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .806| GAA: 7.12| SO: 0 S52| SWE| GP 3| W: 2| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .933| GAA: 2.34| SO: 1 S53| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .875| GAA: 5.00| SO: 0 S54| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .907| GAA: 4.05| SO: 0 S55| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .860| GAA: 5.31| SO: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S40 Drafted 3rd Rd 24th Ova by Kelowna Knights S41 Drafted 1st Rd 14th Ova by Calgary Dragons S43 Traded from Kelowna Knights to Halifax Raiders for S43 Halifax 4th and S44 Halifax 2nd ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S40 SWE: WJC Cup S40 Kel: 4 Star Cup S41 Kel: 4 Star Cup S42 Kel: 4 Star Cup S42 Kel: SMJHL Top Goalie Nomination S42 Kel: SMJHL Playoff MVP Nomination S44 Cal: SHL All Rookie Team S44 Cal: SHL ROY Nomination S46 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S46 Cal: 3rd Team All Star S47 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S48 SWE: Gold Medal S49 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S49 Cal: 2nd Team All Star S49 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S50 Cal: Challenge Cup S50 Cal: Ratzov Trophy Nominee S51 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S51 Cal: 2nd Team All Star S52 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S53 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S56 Cal: 1st Team All Star S56 Cal: McBride Nomination S56 Cal: Mike Honcho Award S60 Cal: 3rd Team All Star Vladimir Lidstrom || D #5 || S23 || Texas Renegades/Impact || Retired Texas Hall of Fame Alias: Vliddy Born: 11/4/1993 Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 5 Birth Place: Krylbo, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S25| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 23| P: 32|P/M : +14| PIM: 33| H: 66| SOG: 47 | SB: 68 S26| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 21| P: 30|P/M : -04| PIM: 21| H: 66| SOG: 91 | SB: 81 S27| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 24| P: 30|P/M : -02| PIM: 46| H: 47| SOG: 104 | SB: 75 S28| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +10| PIM: 18| H: 54| SOG: 97 | SB: 59 S29| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 25| P: 31|P/M : +08| PIM: 18| H: 55| SOG: 95 | SB: 67 S30| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 45| P: 56|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 108 | SB: 74 S31| TEX| GP 50| G: 13| A: 37| P: 50|P/M : -10| PIM: 00| H: 05| SOG: 105 | SB: 78 S32| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 38| P: 45|P/M : +03| PIM: 04| H: 23| SOG: 104 | SB: 67 S33| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 26| P: 38|P/M : -20| PIM: 26| H: 81| SOG: 99 | SB: 73 S34| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 35| P: 42|P/M : +04| PIM: 08| H: 04| SOG: 91 | SB: 81 S35| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 19| P: 26|P/M : -03| PIM: 02| H: 04| SOG: 95 | SB: 55 S36| TEX| GP 50| G: 05| A: 12| P: 17|P/M : -08| PIM: 02| H: 05| SOG: 21 | SB: 38 S37| TEX| GP 50| G: 04| A: 11| P: 15|P/M : -07| PIM: 00| H: 08| SOG: 24 | SB: 42 S38| TEX| GP 50| G: 03| A: 25| P: 28|P/M : -04| PIM: 12| H: 46| SOG: 75 | SB: 73 S39| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +17| PIM: 14| H: 62| SOG: 56 | SB: 73 S40| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 22| P: 28|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 39| SOG: 61 | SB: 79 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| TEX| GP 800| G: 125| A: 413| P: 538|P/M : -01| PIM: 260| H: 586| SOG: 1273 | SB: 1083 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S26| TEX| GP 07| G: 04| A: 03| P: 07|P/M : -01| PIM: 02| H: 14| SOG: 13 | SB: 11 S27| TEX| GP 06| G:02| A: 01| P: 03|P/M : +04| PIM: 07| H: 04| SOG: 10 | SB: 11 S28| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : -02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 10 | SB: 09 S29| TEX| GP 06| G: 02| A: 02| P: 04|P/M : +01| PIM: 02| H: 06| SOG: 11 | SB: 08 S30| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 11 S31| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 10 S34| TEX| GP 13| G: 02| A: 06| P: 08|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 28 | SB: 20 S35| TEX| GP 06| G: 00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 06 | SB: 10 S36| TEX| GP 16| G: 02| A: 04| P: 06|P/M : +07| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 16 S37| TEX| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 01 | SB: 03 S40| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 04 | SB: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| TEX| GP77| G: 12| A: 34| P: 46|P/M : +12| PIM: 11| H: 39| SOG: 116 | SB: 119 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S22| MTL| GP 40| G:04| A: 19| P: 23|P/M : +04| PIM: 22| H: 42| SOG: 33 | SB: 45 S23| MTL| GP 40| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37|P/M : +03| PIM: 31| H: 43| SOG: 118 | SB: 27 S24| MTL| GP 52| G: 11| A: 29| P: 40|P/M : -02| PIM: 39| H: 32| SOG: 99 | SB: 60 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| MTL| GP 132| G: 29| A: 71| P: 100|P/M : +05| PIM: 92| H: 117| SOG: 250 | SB: 132 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S22| MTL| GP 09| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -07| PIM: 20| H: 15| SOG: 02 | SB: 11 S23| MTL| GP 07| G: 03| A: 00| P: 03|P/M : +02| PIM: 02| H: 12| SOG: 29 | SB: 03 S24| MTL| GP 17| G: 02| A: 15| P: 17|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 11| SOG: 32 | SB: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| MTL| GP 33| G: 05| A: 17| P: 22|P/M : -04| PIM: 40| H: 38| SOG: 63 | SB: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics: S24| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 05 | SB: 02 S25| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A:01| P: 01|P/M : -04| PIM: 04| H: 03| SOG: 00 | SB: 09 S26| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 12 | SB: 16 S27| SWE| GP 13| G: 03| A: 07| P: 10|P/M : +04| PIM: 06| H: 04| SOG: 14 | SB: 14 S28| SWE| GP 13| G:02| A: 07| P: 09|P/M : +04| PIM: 04| H: 25| SOG: 22 | SB:17 S29| SWE| GP 13| G: 04| A: 05| P: 09|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 24 | SB: 21 S30| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 08| P: 09|P/M : +03| PIM: 12| H: 11| SOG: 21 | SB: 12 S31| SWE| GP 12| G: 00| A: 08| P: 08|P/M : -01| PIM: 12| H: 03| SOG: 17 | SB: 12 S32| SWE| GP 11| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 08| H: 06| SOG: 22 | SB: 06 S33| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04|P/M : -08| PIM: 10| H: 24| SOG: 19 | SB: 23 S34| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +04| PIM: 12| H: 14| SOG: 19 | SB: 16 S35| SWE| GP 13| G: 01| A: 06| P: 07|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 23 | SB: 12 S36| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 05| P: 06|P/M : -04| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 13 | SB: 14 S37| SWE| GP 11| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 09 | SB: 08 S38| SWE| GP 10| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 04| H: 00| SOG: 16 | SB: 12 S39| SWE| GP 11| G: 07| A: 00| P: 07|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 13 | SB: 11 S40| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -02| PIM: 02| H: 02| SOG: 08 | SB: 18 S41| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : -01| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 11 | SB: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| SWE| GP 203| G: 29| A: 79| P: 108|P/M : -01| PIM: 78| H: 131| SOG: 268 | SB: 236 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S22 Drafted 4th Rd 20th Ova by Montreal Impact S23 Drafted 1st Rd 9th Ova by Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S23 Mtl: Christopher Klose Award S23 Mtl: Petr Klimek Award S23 Mtl: Armin Brovalchuk Award S23 Mtl: Kurtis Hunter Award S24 Mtl: Alternate Captain S24 Mtl: Darian Scherbluk Award S25 Tex: SHL All Rookie Team S26 Tex: Alternate Captain S27 Tex: Alternate Captain S28 Tex: Alternate Captain S27 Swe: Silver Medal S28 Swe: Gold Medal S29 Mtl: Elected to Montreal Hall of Fame S29 Tex: Alternate Captain S29 Swe: Gold Medal S30 Tex: Alternate Captain S30 Tex: Stevens Award Finalist S30 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S31 Tex: Alternate Captain S31 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S32 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S33 Tex: Captain S34 Tex: 3rd Team All Star S34 Tex: Captain S35 Swe: Silver Medal S36 Tex: Challenge Cup Winner S39 Tex: Alternate Captain S40 Tex: Alternate Captain
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Gritty! Gritty, being the grittiest mascot to ever grace the world, dodged the pancakes and even caught one and gobbled it in one bite. “Asspancakes is my son, and everything he’s done wrong is a result of his upbringing. Please forgive him.”
Gritty then...
Walked over the AssPancakes and stood next to him and said don't you see the resemblance? AssPancakes looks just like me, he has the same vacant look even down to the way he .....
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....grabs his son, swoops him up in his arms, and turns to run away with him. When asspancakes looks gritty in the eyes. Gritty looks down at his son "WHATS WRONG?! DON"T YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR OLD MAN?!" .... Asspancakes replies "Oh I recgonize him alright, I recognize that you're NOT HIM!" Asspancakes then grabs on gritty's face and pulls it off, revealing it was a mask, underneath the mask it was actually.....
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...A Philadelphia Flyers marketing executive.
"Listen to me SHL members, we obviously have our ears to the ground on modern culture. You think Gritty is good, our mascot for your league is going to be even better! It is...
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The Evil Wizard from the movie Blades of Glory! He's back with a vengence and his primary goal is to reap havoc on all of the....
McLovin Detroit-Minnesota-USA ------------------------------ Career Events S40- Signed by Prince George as a Free Agent S40- Named to team USA for WJC S41- Drafted 1st Round, 13 overall by Minnesota S41- Named captain of Prince George S41- Named to team USA for WJC S41- Led team USA in points in WJC S42- Re-named captain of Anchorage Armada S42- Won Gold Medal with USA in WJC S43- Traded to Detroit from Anchorage
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...heinous players that have chose to neglect checking in this league. He said "This league has become much too soft! To try to remedy this, I have devised the following as punishment:"...
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...you all have to root for the Buffalo Stampede, something that nobody wants to do! The room went berserk and Asspancakes, Mr Shit, and Gritty all jumped out the window, landing in...
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09-28-2018, 11:46 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-28-2018, 11:46 AM by Alex Mack .)
...... been in their locker room shroud in mystery whispering's in the stands have people on edge whilst all you can hear coming from their locker room is the mixed muffled sounds of anger and excitement when all at once the doors swing open and Big Manious skates out onto the ice in a Calgary Dragon's Jersey! The crowd goes wild! He's finally done it! He's finally made the leap!
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