I showed up to the Arena to pick up my SMJHL little brother for the day and I have to say I was surprised at how lazy and passive aggressive he was. So I show up and I go to the locker room and he is just chilling in there pretty much naked with all of his teammates laying there with a blank look on his face and I honestly am still not sure at this point if I even have the right person. But he matches the description. Well since he wouldn't talk to me and I couldn't get him to move I told him to get over it and I picked him up and threw him over my shoulders. I was pretty sure he was dead but when I whipped my head around and asked if he was at least alive, he gave a slight nod and that was enough for me. I tossed him in the car and then buckled him up when he refused. We spent the day going around to the different sites around town and I gave him the full tour. He didn't budge, stone face, no responses but you could tell he was breathing because his chest was moving. When I finally got back to the arena I noticed that there was a young man sitting on the curb with a sad look on his face. It was about this time that the drugs were wearing off and I noticed that I had stolen a CPR dummy that looked pretty human like, from a CPR training class at the arena. I have to make sure I don't do this again or I am definitely going to get fired.

TLDR, got messed up before the big brother event and ended up stealing a CPR training dummy for the day.