When the SHL told me I had to be a Big Brother, I immediately knew I needed to help Cleo Green out of a tough situation. Apparently I wasn't allowed to choose Cleo Green though.. in fact, I wasn't allowed to choose at all! Now I'm sure you're wondering what the tough situation was that Cleo was in, but I can't really go into that here, because this is supposed to be about my Big Brother experience with Raquel Castillo Gutierrez (@Jiggly_333). Rocky came to visit me in San Francisco, and I tried to show her the ropes of putting in the dedication of a true professional athlete, but really the girl didn't seem to need my help at all. The best part of the experience was when she somehow got left behind by her team, and I had to rent a car to drive her across the country for a game. That road trip was a lot of fun, and we talked a lot about Cleo Green and the shit he was in.