I took Mikas Bieksa out for a night on the town and explained to him some of the unexpected things that may occur if he makes the jump to the SHL. Life is fun and easy in Juniors but when you make the SHL there is a lot of people who are always looking to get a piece of you and your wallet. Also there is a lot of chicks who want to sleep with you but you need to know which ones are worth it and which ones are traps. There is just so much to learn and so little time, I gave him my pager number and I let him know he can reach me anytime. Learning the ways of the SHL is a task that takes years for most people but under my wing I think Bieksa will be hooking up with nothing but the finest chicks and making huge pay days in the coming years.