I ended up taking in Nicolaj Muller @esilverm for a little while and there's something endearing about that box of rocks. Super nice guy, willing to help out with and learn whatever you throw at him, but high supervision is required. Started with a few simple things like making breakfast, where he put cream cheese on the bagels before putting them in the toaster and ended up completely ruining it (it looked like he put it on the outside of the bagels too?). So we skipped the homemade breakfast and just picked up mcdonalds instead and I'm not kidding you he wanted 13 sets of just the little pancake buns from mcgriddles and nearly threw away all the eggs and bacon between them. Cutting to us shopping for a new toaster, he could be found at any given moment in the standmixer aisle testing the mixers with anything he could get his hands on. This was day 1 only mind you, and it wasn't even 1pm yet.