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RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - brickwall35 - 02-26-2023

Brick's statue is located in the bathroom of the Patriotes rink, for all the fans to defecate on him, because he is shit. Also piss.


RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - Drokeep - 02-26-2023

They build a statue for my player in the shape of hepheastus, the greek god of blacksmithing in honor of his forge. The statue will stand in the main concourse of the arena


RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - TheGreatToeJam - 02-26-2023

Egli's statue will be of him, mid stride as a junior player skating down the Lumnezia river. With his little sheep buddy right behind him.


RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - PremierBromanov - 02-26-2023

The grizzlies built a statue of a bear. It bears a plaque that says "the one who bears his bare soul will acquire a bear soul" and no one knows what that means


RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - gaby - 02-26-2023

a statue for marco barengrub only means hes the last player left on a team, or the shl finally brought the most garbage player trophy. Either way theres no winning for marco


RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - Vaxlare - 02-26-2023

Zayne Dangle has a statue in Buffalo. It says the most average defenceman ever drafted with a Buffalo pick. Note that it doesnt say by Buffalo since MTL used the Buffalo pick that season tod raft him.


RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - Seany148 - 02-26-2023

Edžus Ozolins has had his statue built by his team because he led them to the National playoffs, in Latvia. He was their captain and leader in points. His pose is one of a player ready for the puck drop.

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RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - hockeyiscool - 02-26-2023

well, Dwight Knight has been with the Tampa Bay Barracuda for quite a while and for some reason they are building a statue. It was decided against Dwight's will that the erected statue would be in a classic T-pose.


RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - TheSparkyDee - 02-26-2023

He would be a basic human who looks basic. David Doug is not fancy in any way. He will be just smiling with a stick in his hand. 

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RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - Nhamlet - 02-26-2023

It would be Minamino standing in front of the entrance to the arena, blocking all of the windows looking out to the public.

"Experience the view of the opposition goalie"


RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - 5ympathies - 02-27-2023

The Kelowna Knights built a statue for me for scoring the game winner against the St Louis Scarecrows in OT in game 7 of the finals (in my dreams because we actually lost that game)


RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - G2019 - 02-27-2023

The only appropriate stance for a sculpture is the naked man, made famous by "How I Met Your Mother." The world deserves to see McHits as he is...all of him. The epitome of human greatness.


RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - Flowseidon - 02-27-2023

In the Chad Nickelback statue, hed be holding both a guitar and a hockey stick to show his dual career life. It would be created for help for helping market the name of the team across the country with his acts


RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - Gordon Bombay - 02-27-2023

The Shoyo Hinata statue is depecting Shoyo celebrating a goal. He is doing the nhl 94 celebration, the one where the player his overpressing his stick. That's the classic Shoyo celebration


RE: S69 mPT #5: Statuesque - Rotti - 02-27-2023

The statue of tommi koivu is him flexing big time on top of a mountain with jacked muscles and just obliterating the competition. He is the goat and the statue will be of him showing his goatedness.