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RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - Hoovuh - 12-16-2022
The W squad. All players who have last names starting with a W
F: Mr. Gray T White
F: Andrew Willis
F: Tobias Wrexks
D: Dusty Wilson
D: Johnny Wagner-Svenson
G: George Walsh
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - Zerg - 12-16-2022
S68 All Goalie-Aneurysm Team!
Starting off, we have our victim in net: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz!
At Left Defense, by game rating one of the worst defensive defenseman in the league: Luigi Ferraro!
At Right Defense, reliably making his goalie shit himself every time he steps on the ice with his +/- of negative forty five: Neal Newland!
Aaat Center, with an average defensive rating of 60 and a -3: Rich Paul!
At Right Wing, with 57 average defensive rating and a whopping -32: Trippy Volta!
And last but not least, the superstar of goalie torture, with a staggering +/- of -50, a man who puts up points but plays no defense whatsoever: Mito Chondria!
Have fun Grzegorz!
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - Bonk - 12-16-2022
LD: Jason JR
RW: Hingle McCringleberry
RD :Jack McCarthy
LW: Edouard Tremblay-Lafleur
C: Rich Paul
G: Tummy Hurts
This is the physically phobic team.
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - Randominoe - 12-17-2022
As last season's GM for UCORCAL during the WJC (and hopefully again this season), I am no stranger to the Russian, Czech, and Latvian players that played for SMJHL teams this season. This is the S68 SMJHL All-UCORCAL Team:
F - Bavel Pure
F - Bohdan Jarovsky
F - Oles Kobliska
D - Toasty
D - David Doug
G - Copernicus Doomslatter
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - MrPrime - 12-17-2022
These men are currently the 6 best points scorers in the league at every position ( Best goalie is with the best W-L record ) at 1:39 am on December 17th.
C- Alex Piastri
LW- Bohdan Jarovsky
RW- Daniwl Swift
LD- Nash Topalo
RD- Torsten Eriksen
G- Jeff Newman
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - Lazyeye - 12-17-2022
The SMJHL Brick Wall Team - Players with the most shot blocks
F- Chris Valentine
F-Hodor
F- Pork Tenderloin
D-Isaac Forty One
D-Nevek Kobe
G-Elias Adelberg
We aren’t gonna score, but no way we get scored on
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - MCP_ - 12-18-2022
All "How do you Pronounce This?" Team:
Konstantin Äyräpää-Möttönen
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez
Munko Aitmukhambetov
Jølñgüštrâädæviñçh DuBølk
Chuchichäschtli Zopf
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - Avakael - 12-18-2022
S68 all-unpronounceables. Was apparently beaten to the idea but my list is different.
Matiss Ozolinsh - LW
Munko Aitmukhambetov - C
Georg N'Zola - RW
Chuchichäschtli Zopf - LD
Jolngustraadaevinch DuBolk - RD
Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz - G
List of player names I can't fucking pronounce and might accidentally summon demons if read together on a goal scoring announcement
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - Samsung virtual assistant - 12-18-2022
S68 "PUT ME IN COACH" team.
Pyotr Fallen - F
Alexi Piastri - F
Ralph Ryan - F
John Brown - D
Isaac Forty-One - D
Jeff Newman - G
This is the team of the people who had the most playtime for their position. Time-hoggers deluxe.
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - Leoben - 12-18-2022
The B-Squad
These guys sound like superheroes, just not the first one you look to for help, or the second, or third. But they'll do in a pinch.
LW - Rush Justice (he's fast, just not as fast as the really fast guys)
RW - Boom Stick (when Deadshot or Peacemaker aren't available and you need a guy to just blast something that's no more than five feet away)
C - Cale Salad (can't really do anything special but he encourages kids to eat healthy and he has great cholesterol)
D - John Brown (no one really knows what he does, he just showed up and they needed to fill a slot so they let him stay)
D - Jim Bob Alabama (he has the power of the south on his side and when the fails he can roll tide on you)
G - Tummy Hurts (armed with gluten syringes and magnesium citrate, you're gonna have a bad time)
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - overdoo - 12-18-2022
Worst +/- for skaters, which actually creates a nice lineup;
LW - Mito Chondria
C - Gaston LeGume
RW - John Manganelli
D - Neal Newland
D - Sam Squanch
G - Otter Von Bismarck
For goalie I just picked the worst-looking starter, don't care about backups.
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - charlieconway - 12-18-2022
Food food food. Here are the food-themed all-stars for the season.
C - Bnana NWaffles
W - Cale Salad
(center playing as a winger)W - Taco Salad
D - Philip Fry
D - Toasty
G - Swiss Cheese
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - Slappydoodle - 12-18-2022
The team with guys names that I find funny squad
Nibbles the Squirrel , Pork Tenderloin , Rod Cocker, Boom Stick, Hugh Manius, Tummy Hurts
Yes, I am an old man with the emotional maturity of a twelve year old
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - PremierBromanov - 12-18-2022
The theme of this team is the all goated team full of only goated players
Tiberius Kane
Pork Tenderloin
Copernicus Doomslatter
FITTED PRIMETIME99 CUDDLES
James Dion
and Matt Ox
RE: S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once... - JSS331 - 12-18-2022
F - Alexi Piastri
F - Bnana NWaffles
F - Trap Zelenock
D - Hugh Manius
D - Brendan Laroux
G - Jeff Newman
I went with the highest scoring players at each position, pretty simple.