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RE: S82 SMJHL mPT #2 - Lights, Camera - Duff101 - 04-30-2025
Jon Taffer of the Anchorage Armada has a lot of experience both in front of and behind the camera, so he will simply invite all the players to guest star in his Bar Rescue episodes.
RE: S82 SMJHL mPT #2 - Lights, Camera - solas - 04-30-2025
Florian Ziegler would gladly take the opportunity to make his own movie, but the movie would then immediately enter production hell as he would insist on having control of just about every aspect of the movie. It becomes completely incomprehensible as he tries to rewrite the script and add scenes that appear to have absolutely nothing to do with the plot.
RE: S82 SMJHL mPT #2 - Lights, Camera - Ronniewalker - 04-30-2025
The Scarecrows are planning to shoot a horror/superhero movie depicting a Toaster as the villain terrorizing an unsuspecting family of farmers. The Evil Toaster will try to set fire to the fields and the farmhouse, but the day is saved by the sudden transformation of the farm's scarecrows into living beings guarding more than just the crops on the fields but the whole farm itself.
RE: S82 SMJHL mPT #2 - Lights, Camera - retuperkele - 05-01-2025
Anchorage would parody the greatest marine comedy film ever made, Down Periscope with their new rookie class doing the entire cast. Kameron Urchin-Mullen would be the star of the show purely cause I want to see him wearing tight leather and singing "In the Navy" by Village People
@hotdog
RE: S82 SMJHL mPT #2 - Lights, Camera - 5ympathies - 05-01-2025
Naturally the movie is going to be about the hockey season of the Yukon Malamutes team, and included in the cast we'll have a dual goalie/zamboni driver character who spends the games in net and intermissions smoothing the ice.
RE: S82 SMJHL mPT #2 - Lights, Camera - saggylumps - 05-01-2025
I will be making an action movie, centered around the lives of us Falcons and how we end up defeating our current nemesis... the Kraken. It will follow us Falcons and how we use the power of SKREEEEE to defeat the Kraken and their tentacles. The sheer power of SKREEE will then be waiting for its next opponent.
RE: S82 SMJHL mPT #2 - Lights, Camera - Briedaqueduc - 05-01-2025
Gabriel Oliver Koivu would just make a movie on how he made it to the SMJHL, and then his path to the SHL draft, if he makes it there, who knows if he will be picked, but that would also make it a pretty good movie if he did not get picked
RE: S82 SMJHL mPT #2 - Lights, Camera - cbx - 05-01-2025
Chase has been asked to star in Happy Gilmore 3: The ReHappying. It's almost a shot-for-shot remake, except Chase has no clue about golf, comedy, or that Carl Weathers has passed on. (RIP). Instead, our clueless hero is going to reject golf after learning that he had to wear more than one sharp object at a time on his feet in order to play, and will instead run around, dangling passers-by on the streets of London with a ball-loaded puck until he breaks their ankles, coaxes the 80s-hot heroine to be his girlfriend, and raises money with a Nando's sponsorship in order to reinstate an orphanage that will learn how to perform 'Oliver Twist' in the middle of the Saville Row district, dodging black cabs and double-decker buses the entire time.