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+---- Thread: SEASON 18 SHL AWARDS SHOW! (/showthread.php?tid=36569)
- Ragnar - 07-05-2014
WELCOME AGAIN TO THE SEASON 18 SIMULATION HOCKEY LEAGUE AWARDS SHOW. I'M BRIAN [THE GOLDEN GOD] MORLEY AND I'LL BE YOUR HOST FOR THE EVENING'S FESTIVITIES. AS WE CLOSE IN ON THE START OF THE SHOW, LET'S TAKE SOME TIME YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE AWARDS:
Challenge Cup: Fucking duh
Clarence S. Campbell Bowl: Winner of the Western Conference Finals
Prince of Wales Trophy: Winner of the Eastern Conference Finals
Presidents Trophy: Team that finishes the regular season with the most points
Sergei Karpotsov Trophy: Most Points by a player
Jay McDonald Trophy: Most goals by a player
Mike Honcho Trophy: Goalie with least goals against
Turd Ferguson Trophy: Most penality Minutes for fighting
RYAN JESSTER TROPHY: Awarded to the best rookie
Aidan Richan Trophy: Awarded to the comeback player of the year
JEFF DAR TROPHY: Awarded to the best two-way player
JJ KREVER AWARD: Awarded to the best GM
DAMIAN LITTLETON TROPHY: Awarded to the player most dedicated to the league
Anton Razov Trophy: Awarded to the playoff MVP.
JOHN MCBRIDE TROPHY: Awarded to the Best Goalie
SCOTT STEVENS TROPHY: Awarded to the best defenseman
SARMAD KHAN TROPHY: Awarded to the MVP as voted by the players
Who will win all these shits? Well stand the fuck by and find out, NEXT!!!!
- Chris-McZehrl - 07-05-2014
i am in the basement! because that is the best place :ph34r:
- FourFour - 07-05-2014
Sterling Slade for McBride
- Boomcheck - 07-05-2014
Is there an award for the most invisible player?
I doubt any of you could even guess what team I was on.
- Ragnar - 07-05-2014
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Let's kick this shit off, shall we? WELCOME!!!!! [Fireworks, pyrotechnics] THIS IS THE SHL AWARDS SHOW AND WE ARE LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE [Bruce Buffer voice]. Please find your fucking seats immediately or you'll be tazed into submission.
I'd first like to start out by giving a big CONGRATULATIONS to the Season 18 SHL Challenge Cup Champions, theSEATTLE RIOT!!!!!!! Truly a cindarella story for these studs. Went from rags to riches, and shit up all the bitches. That's swag to the max.
- Chris-McZehrl - 07-05-2014
Quote:Originally posted by Boomcheck@Jul 6 2014, 01:03 AM
Is there an award for the most invisible player?
I doubt any of you could even guess what team I was on.
?
- Merica - 07-05-2014
Just go ahead and give me the Razov
- gorlab - 07-05-2014
Chris McZ is winning all the awards, right?
- Chris-McZehrl - 07-05-2014
Quote:Originally posted by gorlab@Jul 6 2014, 01:06 AM
Chris McZ is winning all the awards, right?
no! only the Goalie Awards :ph34r:
- Ragnar - 07-05-2014
The Sergei Karpotsov Trophy is awarded every season the the player who amasses the most points. The sheer skill and abilities of this player finally showed through with his break out season, and I have no doubt he'll be back to his scoring ways again in Season 19.
The Sergei Karpotsov Trophy goes to.....
KYLE KEENAN!!!! Congrats buddy!
- kikish18 - 07-05-2014
Quote:Originally posted by gorlab@Jul 6 2014, 01:12 AM
I am here with the finest bottle of aged Latvian wine that Kriss gave me for Christmas.
That was not wine ........... We call it "kandža" or "jumta nonesējs" ! It it moonshine with about 80% pure alcohol...
I don't remeber when I gave you that.... I must be totally wasted that day
- Ragnar - 07-05-2014
Quote:Originally posted by Cap'n Merica@Jul 5 2014, 06:05 PM
Just go ahead and give me the Razov
:ph34r:
- gorlab - 07-05-2014
Quote:Originally posted by kikish18@Jul 5 2014, 06:08 PM
That was not wine ........... We call it "kandža" or "jumta nonesējs" ! It it moonshine with about 80% pure alcohol...
I don't remeber when I gave you that.... I must be totally wasted that day
no wonder I couldn't drive after 2 shots.
- Ragnar - 07-05-2014
The second award of the night is the Jay McDonald Trophy, which is awarded to the player who scores the most goals in a season. This year we had a tie, so sharing the award this year will be...
Phil "The Thrill" Schenn, and Chris "Kickings of to many faces" McZehrl!!!!!!!!!! Congrats gentlemen.
- Boomcheck - 07-05-2014
Quote:Originally posted by Chris-McZehrl@Jul 5 2014, 04:04 PM
Free Agency. GG
Congrats Keenan.