Jumbotronmercial #4..Durango/Sonic


Camera opens on a smiling “Fearless” Phil Weaver walking a step ahead of C.K. Supernaw who’s struggling with four large fully packed goalie gear bags, as the two head down the zamboni tunnel to the rink.

Phil:”This will be great. I can show the load capability of the Ram...”

C.K.: (In a slightly miffed tone)” That would be..WE...can show..” C.K. then let’s out a small grunt as he hefts the bags up a little higher.

Phil:”..Well , yea ..( Phil looks into the camera and While shaking his head NO.)....Of Course, Big man “

Our two hero’s suddenly stop walking and Phil’s jaw drops open.

Camera pivots to the rapidly increasing sounds of a commotion. As the shot zooms in on the 1500 Ram Hellcat parked on the ice surface the reason for the growing commotion becomes obvious the ENTIRE Battleborn roster is attempting to get in on the chance at Jumbotron stardom..

Tanjiro Kamado and Kenji Sugimoto are doing competing truck review vlogs in Japanese.
...Sammy “the Goon” Koa is standing on the roof Yelling he’s King of the Hellcat, and challenging anyone and everyone to try and take him down.
..Oskar Baldus,Harry Peckins, and Raivo Helminen all wearing racing suits and drivers helmets are fighting for the chance to get behind the wheel.
...Bane and Vili Afalava oiled up in posing trunks and Grandmaster Funk with his DJ  turntables are Standing in the trucks open bed arguing about who’s using it first.
....Alexis Vermette and Sachimo Zoidberg the 3rd are popping champagne in full formal wear trying to show the sophisticated side to truck ownership.
...While Wallace, Cerullo, and Johns are in full gear and uniform skating circles around the truck attempting to shoot an game action commercial.



Camera finally cuts back to a dejected Phil and C.K. They shake their heads and turn to go back toward the inner parking area.

Suddenly a jet black 2021 Durango Hellcat growls it’s Hemi motor and pulls up in front of C.K. and Phil.
The rear lift gate opens and raises silently as the opening rips of classic VanHalen’s D.O.A. Drone from the interior.

https://youtu.be/0peSQnpDobQ

As the dark tinted drivers window opens it’s the Glittering smiling face of Chad Danger behind the wheel.

Chad:”Well boys, just throw those bags in the back. Because besides the incredible power ..this Brand New 2021 Durango Hellcat has the storage space for your valuable cargo.”

Camera cuts to an equally Glittering smiling “Fearless” Phil

Phil:”Yes, Hellcat power in a sexy SUV...Sexy.. like this guy” (and Phil points a thumb at himself)

Camera cuts back to Chad Danger behind the wheel still flashing his Glittering smile. As he adds...

Chad:”Hell’s Yeah! AND ...You mean THIS guy.” (and points a thumb at himself..then continues) “climb on in ..We’re heading to Sonic for real ice cream shakes...Cause that’s how WE Sonic!”

Insert stock Sonic Drive In footage of ice cream shakes being made and then the “SONIC” logo.

Camera cuts to a confused C.K. who drops the four goalie gear bags and exclaims incredulously ..

C.K.:”What’s ...Happening ....Here?”

Camera cuts to a still glittering smiling Phil now seated in the rear of the Durango Hellcat ...

Phil:” It’s a classic commercial inside a commercial ...Come and see the Dodge Durango Hellcat at your Vegas Metro Dodge Ram Dealer......Cmon C.K. Its Toasted S’Mores Shake time.”

C.K. throws the bags in the open rear and closes the lift gate ..and scrambles around to get in the front passenger seat.

Camera pans around to the passenger side as he opens the front door Chad Danger shouts ..

Chad:” Whooooa there ..Can’t you see ..(Danger points at the EMPTY front passenger seat)...Jimbo (Slice) is sitting here... You’re in the back , Brah.”

Camera cuts to the Dodge/Ram Hellcat logo and the sound cuts to the harmony of Van Halen singing “Dead Or Alive...Dead or alllliiivvveee...” followed by David Lee Roth’s distinctive...”IM A SPARK ON THE HORIZON.”then The revving of Hellcat Hemi Power.


(Writers note..If I left any of the Battleborn out I humbly apologize & I’ll make it up to you…650 per wordcounter)