The Boys

#profile(701): i Had a great season with you in Detroit it was a lot of fun and you brought a positive attitude to the LR and I really enjoyed reading your drunk posts. Seeing all of your drunk posts i would have to say i consider you the Jim Lahey of the SHL congrats Lahey is a very fun guy to be around Just like yourself.

701

Smitty: I wasnt really sure about who to give you as your TPB Reference but i think ill say your the Thomas Collins of the SHL. Not many people on here will know thomas. A brief description of Thomas: He is very protective of his brother Jacob, always trying to keep him away from the trouble which he believes will result from associating with Julian. He is later revealed as an aggressive brute, pushing Ricky up to trailer walls, grabbing Julian's collar, or getting into a fight with Sam Losco.
This guy is like you Smitty you always pick up for your teamates like that time we were giving Taron a hard time somewhere you came in and tried to get us to back off when we were poking fun at him . Now Smitty your a great guy and are a very respected member on the site and i would like to believe that we are pretty good friends and hopefully i can be your teamate someday .

Smitty

O4L: I have no idea who to call you. I guess i dont know you well enough. But i will give you a character none the less. I think you are the bubbles type of character on the site. You never want to cause any trouble and i dont think you ever have. You like to be funny and bubbles is the funniest character on the show. I hope someday i will be on the dragons with you and Spidey. Your a great member and highly respected by many on the site
Also i thought i saw a kitty in one of your avys b4 if im mistaken this whole thing is facked Cuz bubbles is a kitty lover.

O4L

Riggsy: OHH riggs your a special one you are. Your a great member on the site and i dont think many people dislike you. I will be giving you Jacob Collins. Seeing that you seem like the bitch of the site and would do anything for your boss. Jacob does everything for Julien because he wants to be friends with him. I think your like that for everyone in the SHL though. That is not a bad thing either. Jacob is an awesome Character and you should be proud of this. Me and you are pretty good friends and i think we will always get along hope you have a great career with Tenny your new goalie even though i thought Luke Riggs was an awesome player too.

Riggsy

Jamie(JME): Jamie you are one of a kind thats for sure. You wont take shit from anyone and that is why i am giving you Miss Sarah from the TPB. Congrats on being the Sarah of the SHL. Sarah is a very amazing character in the SHL she picks up for her boys Corey and Trevor just like you would pick up for your teamates in any Chirp battles. Your a great member and i hope we can win yet another cup together in

Jamie

Ace: Ace you are quite the character. i think you are a great GM and you are gunna win many championships as GM. I wasnt really sure who to make you as. UNTIL i figured out you would be the perfect Phil Collins of the SHL. Phil rund the dirty burger and he does a damn good job at making burgers just like you done a damn good job at making the a contending team. You and Phil are both great leaders Phil picks up for his kids (Jocob and Thomas) just like you Pick up for the guys in the jerseys. you wont take shit from anyone just like Phil. I hope you enjoy being The Phil Collins Of the SHL.

ACE

Goaltender344: IDK what you expected me to say about you because i dont know you. I know your Phils brother thats about it. I will give you a TPB tho so dont worry. you can be the Shitmobile of the SHL. I have no idea of any character traits about you so ill let you be the car because it has a mind of its own maybe you might be like that yourself.

Goaltender344

Ariana Grande: Frankie gooseneck. your another one of them guys i know but i lost touch with you and im unsure of what you are like nowadays. You can be the Dennis of the SHL. The reason i am giving you Dennis is because when you and Giova were friends back in the day you two were sorta like Dennis and Terry all messed up. Your different now though so im only giving you the character of what i remember you being like Hope you enjoy being the Dennis of the SHL

Giova and Gooseneck

Kesler: I found that your character was so easy to think of. You are the bottle kids. Your so lucky you have multiple characters Congrats man. The reasoning behind you being the bottle kids is that you seem like a kid who likes to wreck shit up and cause havoc. You better stop throwing bottles around the SHL kesler or youll have a bad reputation around here. I like you and we are friends so i wish you luck with your new player in Stryker.

Keslers

Byrdeman: your new to this league so theres not much about you i know other then the fact you are from Newfoundland and that makes me happy. I would consider you as the Julien of the SHL. I think you are very smart and you do stuff behind peoples back but your sneaky about it so noone knows your talking about them.Also you seem like a cool guy who likes to drink rum and coke. You better be proud to call yourself the Julien of the SHL. Also your a very serious character and you take your job seriously.

Byrdeman

GORLAB: YOU ARE THE FUCKING DANNY OF THE SITE. You and Danny are similiar because you like to YELL FUCK and i find it hilarious. You seem like a cool guy and so does Danny :lol:. SO WHAT IN THE FUCK you better appreciate being the Danny of THE SHL. FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpRLbhsX2C4
Danny is always hiding away expect for the very first episode where he was the camera man and got shot. But i couldnt find any pics of that so ill just link a video for GorlAb!


BBH: I think i will name you the Trevor of the Website. You just seem like the kinda guy who always wants to be known as "cool" so youll do what you can just like Trevor. You will have to read the rest of the article to find out ho your beloved Corey is though so keep Reading :ph34r:


BBH

FEVER: you are one of the oldest guys on the site and definitely the most wise. I will be awarding you the honors of being the RAY OF THE SITE. Congrats man Ray is a great smart and wise character. I hope you dont turn out like Ray though because of the "accident" i would hate to see you stuck in a wheelchair.

Fever

HawksFan: Congrats you nd BBH are meant for eachother. You are the fucking corey of the SHL. I am giving you this for the same reason as why im giving it to BBH. BTW you two i am not giving you these Characters because i think you should be sent to a mental institue or anything :ph34r:. Just kidding you guys are not dumb like corey and trevor but still. Every site needs a Corey and Trevor and thats you guys.


HawksFan

Hallsy: i Found the perfect match for you. You are Ricky. I consider you as Ricky because the two of you could care less about English and Grammar.(niether do i). But you and Ricky are quite similiar if you think about it


Hallsy

JP: hmmm who to give JP. OH I GOT IT. JP you get the award of being the Randy of the SHL. You are the Co Commish of the site just like Randy was always the assistant trailer park supervisor. You do a great job at what you do and i think you are like Randy. If you take your pants off you might just be a great fighter just like Randy. Also i think of you as a male prostitute. I found out about your side job okay. i seen you walking the streets looking for cheeseburger money. I was disgusted when i saw it. Shame on you JP.
But Randy is a very important character. Without randy the TPB would be a shitshow and thats why its a good thing your sticking around for awhile because without you the SMJHL would suck :ph34r:

JP


Meow: this one was another obvious one to me. Your fucking Lucy. I think you would be just like Lucy because your the slut of the SHL JK lol but you send everyone hearts. You never know Meow those hearts could lead a few of these SHL members on. But Lucy is a great member of the Park and i hope your glad to be a Lucy of the SHL.


Meow

McZehrl: i really didnt know who to make you. But now i know who would be perfect fit for you. Sam "the caveman" Losco. You are just like him. You tampered and got in a lot of trouble and Sam got into a lot of trouble when he done the illegal vet thing. TBH im getting lazy and i sucked for yours Sorry. You seem like a great guy and i hope you dont even know what Trailer Park boys is so you wont know who i compared you to


If this was not what you wanted to be then too bad you can all make like a tree and fuck off.

WE ARE MISSING A J ROC AND T WTF PPL. i am not adding anyone because thats more work then i want.


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Oliver Cleary || Defence || Seattle Argonauts
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Player Name: Oliver Cleary
SHL Team: Seattle Argonauts
SMJHL Team: Detroit Falcons
Position: Defence
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Born: Toronto, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S48: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: 12 | -12 | PIM: 38 | H: 84 | SB: 61
S49: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | 7 | PIM: 62 | H: 135 | SB: 68
S50: GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 13 | P: 18 | -3 | PIM: 52 | H: 148 | SB: 81
S51: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | 17 | PIM: 130 | H: 119 | SB: 67
S52: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | -3 | PIM: 89 | H: 157 | SB: 61
S53: GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 20 | P: 36 | 19 | PIM: 22 | H: 58 | SB: 53
S54: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 23 | P: 30 | 14 | PIM: 12 | H: 100 | SB: 64
S55: GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 16 | P: 24 | -14 | PIM: 24 | H: 92 | SB: 96
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48: Did Not Qualify
[pbl]S49: GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | -3 | PIM: 11 | H: 13 | SB: 8
S50: GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | -5 | PIM: 17 | H: 15 | SB: 15
S51: GP: 15 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | 8 | PIM: 33 | H: 40 | SB: 20
S52: GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | -3 | PIM: 26 | H: 25 | SB: 7
S53: GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 19 | SB: 17
S54: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | -1 | PIM: 4 | H: 24 | SB: 20
S55: Did Not Qualify
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S46: Did Not Play
S47: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 48 | H: 81 | SB: 51
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S46: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 6 | H: 4 | SB: 0
S47: GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | 7 | PIM: 8 | H: 14 | SB: 4
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Transactions:
S46: Signed as pre-draft free agent with Detroit Falcons
S47: Drafted 14th Overall by Montreal Militia
S47: Traded to Detroit Falcons
S48: Drafted 4th overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Signed 3 years/1M Contract with Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Called up from Detroit to Los Angeles
S51: Re-signed 3 years/3M with Los Angeles Panthers
S54: Re-signed 2 years/6M with Los Angeles Panthers
S56: Traded to Manhattan Rage
S56: Signed 4 years/6M with Manhattan Rage
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Awards
S47: Golden Aardvark Award for a contract holdout with the Montreal Militia  

<3 I have multiple characters.

Originally posted by Buster@Sep 1 2013, 09:37 PM
DID I NOT POST?

u did not

I have no clue who Corey is.

Jordin FourFour III

I'M FUCKING UGLY

Originally posted by Jme@Sep 1 2013, 08:43 PM
I'M FUCKING UGLY

Not irl <3

ADD ME MOFUCKA

Oliver Cleary || Defence || Seattle Argonauts
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Player Name: Oliver Cleary
SHL Team: Seattle Argonauts
SMJHL Team: Detroit Falcons
Position: Defence
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Born: Toronto, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S48: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: 12 | -12 | PIM: 38 | H: 84 | SB: 61
S49: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | 7 | PIM: 62 | H: 135 | SB: 68
S50: GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 13 | P: 18 | -3 | PIM: 52 | H: 148 | SB: 81
S51: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | 17 | PIM: 130 | H: 119 | SB: 67
S52: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | -3 | PIM: 89 | H: 157 | SB: 61
S53: GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 20 | P: 36 | 19 | PIM: 22 | H: 58 | SB: 53
S54: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 23 | P: 30 | 14 | PIM: 12 | H: 100 | SB: 64
S55: GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 16 | P: 24 | -14 | PIM: 24 | H: 92 | SB: 96
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48: Did Not Qualify
[pbl]S49: GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | -3 | PIM: 11 | H: 13 | SB: 8
S50: GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | -5 | PIM: 17 | H: 15 | SB: 15
S51: GP: 15 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | 8 | PIM: 33 | H: 40 | SB: 20
S52: GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | -3 | PIM: 26 | H: 25 | SB: 7
S53: GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 19 | SB: 17
S54: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | -1 | PIM: 4 | H: 24 | SB: 20
S55: Did Not Qualify
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S46: Did Not Play
S47: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 48 | H: 81 | SB: 51
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S46: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 6 | H: 4 | SB: 0
S47: GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | 7 | PIM: 8 | H: 14 | SB: 4
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Transactions:
S46: Signed as pre-draft free agent with Detroit Falcons
S47: Drafted 14th Overall by Montreal Militia
S47: Traded to Detroit Falcons
S48: Drafted 4th overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Signed 3 years/1M Contract with Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Called up from Detroit to Los Angeles
S51: Re-signed 3 years/3M with Los Angeles Panthers
S54: Re-signed 2 years/6M with Los Angeles Panthers
S56: Traded to Manhattan Rage
S56: Signed 4 years/6M with Manhattan Rage
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Awards
S47: Golden Aardvark Award for a contract holdout with the Montreal Militia  

Originally posted by Jme@Sep 1 2013, 10:43 PM
I'M FUCKING UGLY

theres no good looking TPB lol

Buster you J-Roc k

Where I?

whered you post

Can I be Donnie or one of the Bottle Kids?

u can be a bottle kid with kesler sure

Please add me

Thanks Jove for my sig