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Dupuis · 08-03-2017, 12:27 PM

Sven Niederreiter

Fact #1: Sven would bike around and work out all summer with his friend which helped his skating and stamina in the winter.

Fact #2: Sven used to be very chubby, he finally thinned out at age 14.

Fact #3: Sven used to play soccer but was god awful.

Fact #4: Sven will play for any team.

Fact #5: Sven likes talking in the third person.

hypodynamic · 08-04-2017, 03:02 PM

Xavier LaFlamme

1. I have a weakness for hookers and coke

2. I chose my number to honor my dead brother, Pepe LaFlamme

3. I have never worn a condom

4. I once suffered a third degree concussion from a player known as "The Boss"

5. I grew up in a house with 6 children. I was only related to two of them.

bbp · 08-05-2017, 10:50 PM

<a href='index.php?showuser=1678' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>JLysohirka</a> easy af

JLysohirka · 08-06-2017, 11:43 AM

1. As an Irishman I can attest to the fact that we all drink guinness.

2. I like football, the real football that you play with your feet, more than hockey.

3. I too wish I was bigger.

4. I believe scoring is the only real stat that people in this league care about.

5. Speaking of this league, like my brother, I think it is quite a steaming pile.

Jacobsen921 · 08-07-2017, 05:47 PM

1) Jacobsen is actually 5'2 and a half

2) She has the worst foot odor known to man kind

3) She hosts birthday parties for her dog

4) She will forever be salty towards Nikita Tryamkin

5) She will enjoy beating up Nour this season.

PeanutButter · 08-07-2017, 09:40 PM

1. Bananerstrom worked in a banana packing plant
2. Bananerstrom is the shortest player to ever make it to juniors
3. Bananerstrom once shot a puck so hard it broke through the wall and landed outside
4. Bananerstrom has to wear size 11 hockey skates because his feet are gigantic compared to his body
5. Bananerstrom was once charged with treason for spitting on numerous politicians when back in Sweden.

tpreynolds · 08-07-2017, 10:31 PM

1. I eat a peanut butter banana sandwich before each game.
2. Play basketball in the offseason. Die-hard Raptors fan
3. Lover of trash reality television
4. Started playing ball hockey before playing ice hockey
5. If I wasn't a hockey player, I'd be a musician

BruinsFanatic100 · 08-07-2017, 11:33 PM

1. The name comes from a Johnny Cash song
2. I was going to be a defenseman until they changed the update scale
3. Running games of Quiplash and Podcasts has revitalized my enjoyment for this place
4. I roomed with a hockey player for one month in college
5. May be Cameron Urbowicz in disguise

Ben · 08-08-2017, 05:28 AM

1. I have only just started watching hockey so I know very little
2. Named after Braden Holtby as he is close friends with some of my family friends (who are the reason I started getting into hockey)
3. Braden's son is actually called Ben (found this out after creating)
4. Ice Hockey is not very big in NZ so he'll be a big fish in a little pond about to go out of his depth
5. Career will be made if he scores a goal from goalie

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