Training Camp is underway in Manhattan. Mike Ochocinco has called a press conference after a hard days work. Clad in shorts and a t shirt, Mike sits down to a frenzy of fans and media eagerly awaiting what he has to say.



"Ladies and gentlemen, fans and media, friends and family. I've gathered you all here today to tell you all about my future."

Mike looks down to the desk, inhales a deep breath, and continues.

"As some of you may know, I have recently been names General Manager of the Manhattan Rage. An honor I am forever grateful for to Mr. Agante. I have paid my dues with the Seattle Stingrays as both a player and manager, and then later when they became the Stags and I moved them to Los Angeles as the Archangels. I co-GM'd with one of the greatest men the SHL has ever seen in JJ Krever, and had a great time with great people in Manhattan, Toronto, Hamilton, Los Angeles and an okay time in West Kendall."

The crowd laughs. (F U Dylan lol jk)

"It is with great pain to my heart that I must leave the sport of hockey to focus on managing the Rage. I will be finishing out this season, and then living a subtle life in Manhattan while myself and Mr. Agante rebuild the team. I thank you all very much for your time, and with this interview coming to a close, I will restate; Mike Ochocinco is retiring."

I will now field any questions anyone may have.

recreating this season?

Originally posted by Hallsy@Sep 8 2013, 07:48 PM
recreating this season?

Yes.

That title scared me

Originally posted by meow@Sep 8 2013, 07:49 PM
That title scared me

How so?

Originally posted by Ochocinco@Sep 8 2013, 07:49 PM

Yes.

now i can be ur GM


:wub:



better make a d-man

Originally posted by Hallsy@Sep 8 2013, 07:54 PM


now i can be ur GM


:wub:



better make a d-man

Gimme a little time and you'll see.

Looking forward to Sterling Slade Campbell.